How much do I tip cleaning service

[angrymissy]

3 house cleaners and my house is fucking disgusting. Spring cleaning that's going to take about 3 hours. They're not in business for themselves, they work for a service.

$10/each?

[Fallon]

That's fair.

Offer drinks too.

[A.J.]

$10/each?

Make it $15 if they're cleaning that couch Jeff was on.

[topless_mike]

$10 each, some iced tea, and some autographed STARGAZER artwork.

[MattyIceVA]

I give ours about 37 pesos as well.

[Hottub]

House cleaners?
Fluff and fold?

You really are fancy, fancy people.

[MattyIceVA]

Fancy or lazy?

[angrymissy]

Fancy or lazy?

#2.

I suck at cleaning. I can't get it all shiny and nice so I get them to do it, then attempt to maintain it, then repeat in a few months.

[Don Stugots]

when our cleaning lady comes, she gets a 20.

[walking joint]

how much does it cost to get a 'spring cleaning'? my house is for the most part clean...but I would like it to get a nice full cleaning.

[Hottub]

I married my cleaning lady.

[Don Stugots]

she needed a green card? that was nice of you.

[angrymissy]

how much does it cost to get a 'spring cleaning'? my house is for the most part clean...but I would like it to get a nice full cleaning.

The service I used charged $20/per person, per hour. They sent 3 people and it took 4 hours. It should have been $240 but I bitched and got it down to $200. It's some evil polish lady with young polish slave cleaners, I hope she didn't beat them. The last service I used for this charged a flat rate of $180, but they sucked compared to this one.

They clean EVERYTHING to sparkling clean, tubs, sinks, top of fridge, cabinets, dust 100% everything in the house, scrub, it's the best

[sailor]

The service I used charged $20/per person, per hour. They sent 3 people and it took 4 hours. It should have been $240 but I bitched and got it down to $200. It's some evil polish lady with young polish slave cleaners, I hope she didn't beat them. The last service I used for this charged a flat rate of $180, but they sucked compared to this one.

They clean EVERYTHING to sparkling clean, tubs, sinks, top of fridge, cabinets, dust 100% everything in the house, scrub, it's the best

how many rooms for that amount? it's great that you bitched down the price and then used that as the tip.

[razorboy]

when I cum, our cleaning lady gets a 20.

There you go.

[angrymissy]

how many rooms for that amount? it's great that you bitched down the price and then used that as the tip.

3 Bedrooms , kitchen, living room, 2 full bathrooms.

I wouldn't have bitched except on the phone, she said she was sending 2 people, then sent 3. She told me it usually took about 4 hours for 2. I told her based on that estimate I only had $200 cash with me, and they could stop at $200 worth of work, she then just had them do the whole thing for $200.

[~Katja~]

I married my cleaning lady.

wow, no sex for Mr Tub for a month

[Hottub]

wow, no sex for Mr Tub EVER!

Words hurt, Katja.:down:

[~Katja~]

Words hurt, Katja.:down:

exactly!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if they are hot, have then foxy box over 1 $50 bill


if not hot, then $10-$20 pp based on performance

[~Katja~]

I wish I could afford a cleaning lady... Missy's description of sparkling tubs and toilets sounds like a dream

[disneyspy]

i clean tubs and toilets

[sailor]

3 Bedrooms , kitchen, living room, 2 full bathrooms.

I wouldn't have bitched except on the phone, she said she was sending 2 people, then sent 3. She told me it usually took about 4 hours for 2. I told her based on that estimate I only had $200 cash with me, and they could stop at $200 worth of work, she then just had them do the whole thing for $200.

pretty sweet deal. we always wanted to look into it, but always thought it would cost more.

[JerseyRich]

when our cleaning lady comes, she gets a 20.
Two people in an apartment and you have a CLEANING LADY?!

[~Katja~]

Two people in an apartment and you have a CLEANING LADY?!

you are forgetting the dog

[JerseyRich]

you are forgetting the dog

The dog weighs like 4 pounds. It doesn't count.

[topless_mike]

Two people in an apartment and you have a CLEANING LADY?!

do you clean?

[JerseyRich]

do you clean?

Constantly.

[sailor]

Constantly.

how much do you charge? we're in the market.

[topless_mike]

Constantly.

i'll pay top dollar for a servicing by JR, topless.

[~Katja~]

The dog weighs like 4 pounds. It doesn't count.

he is everywhere he goes... like a shadow...

though I think cats make more dirt... compared to that size dog

[topless_mike]

wait, that didnt come out right.

[topless_mike]

The dog weighs like 4 pounds. It doesn't count.

he is everywhere he goes... like a shadow...

though I think cats make more dirt... compared to that size dog

oh, hell no.
tell me stugots does not have a pocket poodle.

[~Katja~]

Constantly.

I'll just mail ya a key to my house, just make sure to be outta there by the time I get home.

[JerseyRich]

I'll just mail ya a key to my house, just make sure to be outta there by the time I get home.

Fuck that...pay me!

[Hottub]

i'll pay top dollar for a servicing by JR, topless.

Wrong band.

[JerseyRich]

oh, hell no.
tell me stugots does not have a pocket poodle.

Not only does he have a toy dog. He has a tattoo of said dog on his ankle.

[JerseyRich]

how much do you charge? we're in the market.

I don't travel to the hood.

[topless_mike]

Not only does he have a toy dog. He has a tattoo of said dog on his ankle.

oh HELL no.

[~Katja~]

Fuck that...pay me!

what are you saying? you don't want to leave before I get there?

[~Katja~]

oh, hell no.
tell me stugots does not have a pocket poodle.

no, Vegas is gorgeous... not poodleish at all...

[JerseyRich]

oh HELL no.

oh HELL yes.

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[~Katja~]

but Vegas looks a lot cuter than that tat...

I wish I had a cat litter cleaning person.. that would help a lot already... stupid litter box makes a mess and I hate cleaning it more than the real toilet.

[topless_mike]

I'll just mail ya a key to my house, just make sure to be outta there by the time I get home.

Fuck that...pay me!

what are you saying? you don't want to leave before I get there?

:wub:
satellite of loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[topless_mike]

Not only does he have a toy dog. He has a tattoo of said dog on his ankle.

oh HELL yes.

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calf? maybe
ankle? no fuckin way.

[JerseyRich]

I clean my own shit. I'm not touching any of your filthy houses.

[topless_mike]

I clean my own shit. I'm not touching any of your filthy houses.

i clean both bathrooms, the cat box, vacuum, etc. every friday nite.

[JerseyRich]

calf? maybe
ankle? no fuckin way.


I was just attempting to make it sound gayer than it is...

You really are literal Mike today.

[topless_mike]

You really are literal Mike today.

make one comment, and you are labeled all day.
suck one dick back in college, and you are a cocksucker for life.

sheesh. i cant win.

[angrymissy]

he is everywhere he goes... like a shadow...

though I think cats make more dirt... compared to that size dog

I have 4 cats, 2 dogs, 1 husband. Without a professional coming in every few months, it's impossible.

[JerseyRich]

I have 4 cats, 2 dogs, 1 husband. Without a professional coming in every few months, it's impossible.

Agreed. Jeff is a messy motherfucker.