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lotionhands
03-15-2009, 06:18 PM
How bout we come up with some ideas for dave to win the beanie cup see how that works?
furie
03-15-2009, 06:19 PM
being funny
STC-Dub
03-15-2009, 06:22 PM
The only way Dave is winning the Beanie Cup is by leaving the show which is not good for the show.
JAH1013
03-15-2009, 06:23 PM
he needs to set his award goals a little lower. maybe there's an award for raping a jar of jelly. i would vote for him on that one. or what about something for anal insertions?
DolaMight
03-15-2009, 06:23 PM
massive breasts
fezfez
03-15-2009, 06:58 PM
Maybe talk it over with his mother, after all it's her cup
Dash77
03-15-2009, 07:07 PM
Maybe talk it over with his mother, after all it's her cup

True if he can't win it in life, why sould he win it on the show... Good point Fezfez
~Katja~
03-15-2009, 07:10 PM
maybe he should bring in some nice cigars for Ron
GreatAmericanZero
03-15-2009, 07:10 PM
...i heard no one ever gives Ron cigars anymore!
GreatAmericanZero
03-15-2009, 07:11 PM
maybe he should bring in some nice cigars for Ron

wow 10:10 similar thought party
~Katja~
03-15-2009, 07:11 PM
oh man, I am morphing into GAZ... I think he needs a "Most annoying dude on this site" in his modquotes to match mine
instrument
03-15-2009, 07:17 PM
Pulling out.
Dave's Cackle
03-15-2009, 07:33 PM
Dave should go a week without drinking and/or he should try exercising. That'll never happen...:clap:
meanmrbill
03-15-2009, 07:40 PM
Bleeding hemorrhoids.
WampusCrandle
03-15-2009, 07:51 PM
go back in time, get a young HTG, bring her to Ron, and then bring her back to her time
CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-15-2009, 07:56 PM
Maybe talk it over with his mother, after all it's her cupThat's just sick FezFez. Talking about Beanies boobs like that.
Coach
03-15-2009, 08:10 PM
Stop putting stuff up for himself on the Wish lists for his kids?
Brad in Bama
03-15-2009, 08:13 PM
I hope he never gets it. I don't want to see a good bit ruined. :thumbdown:
Brad in Bama
03-15-2009, 08:15 PM
Maybe talk it over with his mother, after all it's her cup

Good one Fez:dry:
Devo37
03-15-2009, 08:37 PM
murder the rest of the staff and all of the listeners. there can be only one.
JBLouisville
03-15-2009, 09:11 PM
Name his new child Ronnie. Maybe, just maybe, that might do it.
Suspect Chin
03-15-2009, 09:16 PM
Name his new child Ronnie. Maybe, just maybe, that might do it.

Get it? Ronnie McDonald...HA!
jimmyolsenblues
03-16-2009, 05:15 AM
the bit is that esd will never win...i love it....
ronnie #1...but esd is funny...
Coach
03-16-2009, 06:11 AM
the bit is that esd will never win...i love it....
ronnie #1...but esd is funny...NO! GET OUT!!!!
foodcourtdruide
03-16-2009, 06:18 AM
I thought he'd get it for his Happy Henny Yougman character, but hey, it's alright that he didn't because he can just win it another time... he's Happy Henny Youngman.
Brother Grimm
03-16-2009, 06:37 AM
I would have given it to him just for all of the Earl's grandmother impersonations.
hydee
03-16-2009, 06:57 AM
Why not let the bit be what it is and not try and ruin it. It is fucking fantastic that Dave hasn't won it. I love that his mother doesn't even think he is worthy of it so just let shit alone.
~Katja~
03-16-2009, 07:00 AM
why not let a thread be a thread... nobody says what's posted here would actually happen on the show...
hydee
03-16-2009, 07:03 AM
If you haven't noticed a hell of a lot of stuff that is on this board and paltalk makes it to the air. Sometimes that is good sometimes it's a cluster fuck.

This bit is great, and I don't want it messed with.
~Katja~
03-16-2009, 07:06 AM
and because it is a great bit, do you think it would be changed based on a thread here? Ever heard of a comedy pyramid where people say funny things and it gets topped?
Brother Grimm
03-16-2009, 07:11 AM
Isnt it a foregone conclusion that Dave will never win it?
hydee
03-16-2009, 07:15 AM
I don't need a lecture I was stating an opinion you could have simple moved on from it to continued your pyramid, if you cared to.

Ignoring people on the internet is just one of life's amazing pleasures. I recommend it highly.
Brother Grimm
03-16-2009, 07:18 AM
Ignoring people on the internet is just one of life's amazing pleasures. I recommend it highly.

I recommend ignoring threads that you dont agree with. Its feels good.
kdubya
03-16-2009, 07:29 AM
I think Dave is getting close, he almost had it last week. I think he will pull one out soon.

2009 is the year of ESD!
disneyspy
03-16-2009, 07:36 AM
i think he may win it soon,maybe after april
ToiletCrusher
03-16-2009, 08:11 AM
I'll bet a third child would lock him in for 2010.
Hithead
03-16-2009, 08:16 AM
Die
kdubya
03-16-2009, 08:21 AM
I'll bet a third child would lock him in for 2010.

Third child in EARLY 2010
Dave's Cackle
03-16-2009, 08:40 AM
2009 is the year of ESD!

...then we're doomed. DOOMED! :wallbash:
~Katja~
03-16-2009, 08:42 AM
Third child in EARLY 2010

May 23 to be exact...