Happy St Patty's Day- 2009

[topless_mike]

Cant believe there is no thread on this already.

Unless there is some other gag going on that im clueless to.

Salute

[Whiskeyportal]

Sláinte!!!!

[Thebazile78]

I wonder if the Irish-themed pub across the street will be serving early today ... 'cause I could go for a Guinness.

[Misteriosa]

i would like to do something today. i wouldnt want to just go home after work.. :(

[JerseyRich]

Fuck Saint Patrick's Day.

St. Valentine's Day is way more a holiday than this piece of shit day.

I hope everyone that wore GREEN to work today gets hit by a bus on the way home.

[Whiskeyportal]

Fuck Saint Patrick's Day.

St. Valentine's Day is way more a holiday than this piece of shit day.

I hope everyone that wore GREEN to work today gets hit by a bus on the way home.

Go drink some cyanide tea you english bearded twat.

[ANC]

Céad Míle Fáilte!

And yes I concur with JerseyRich.

To the people in my office, you're not a kid in grammar school anymore, enough with the Green shirt, socks, shamrock ties and sweaters. Just get drunk with the rest of the adults... :drunk:

[topless_mike]

I hope everyone that wore GREEN to work today gets hit by a bus on the way home.

..checking clothing....

http://www.umpire.org/mechanics/signals/safe3.jpg

[Jujubees2]

Screw St. Patrick. So he chased a few snakes out of Oreland.

Thursday is the day! Zeppole for everyone!

[JerseyRich]

Go drink some cyanide tea you english bearded twat.

The whiskey has already diseased your liver enough to satisfy any deathwish I have for the Irish.

[disneyspy]

kick me,im half irish

[Whiskeyportal]

The whiskey has already diseased your liver enough to satisfy any deathwish I have for the Irish.

THIN MODOR WERIETH LETHER GEWAED

[Hottub]

Fuck your half-ass one and a half country "empire".
Fuck your inbred whore queen in her festering hole.
Fuck your cocksucking cowards in the "royal navy"
And Fuck you in your pasty white ass.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[Thebazile78]

Screw St. Patrick. So he chased a few snakes out of Oreland.

Thursday is the day! Zeppole for everyone!

I love zeppole, but they don't agree with me. Sucks, too, 'cause those things are awesome.

Of course, Thursday also means I'll have been with the company for 8 years. Goddamn. I'll need more than a zeppole to get over that.

[Whiskeyportal]

Fuck your half-ass one and a half country "empire".
Fuck your inbred whore queen in her festering hole.
Fuck your cocksucking cowards in the "royal navy"
And Fuck you in your pasty white ass.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Take me now you stallion!

[Freitag]

I love zeppole, but they don't agree with me. Sucks, too, 'cause those things are awesome.

Of course, Thursday also means I'll have been with the company for 8 years. Goddamn. I'll need more than a zeppole to get over that.

Beer?

[Ritalin]

http://craphound.com/images/FrJack.jpg

[Caseyelan]

Happy St Pats!

[JerseyRich]

And Fuck you in your pasty white ass.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Trust the Irish to turn it gay.

[Mullenax]

Happy St Patrick's day, suck on that exiled snakes.

[Furtherman]

Fare thee well going away
There's nothing left to say
Farewell to New York City boys
To Boston and PA
He took them out
With a well-aimed clout
He was often heard to say
I'm a free born man of the USA!


*sigh* I won't be participating in any festivities because my job has it in for the Irish and scheduled an 8am, 12 hour off-site tomorrow. Have. They. No. Soul?

[Thebazile78]

Beer?

Need something stronger.

Like cyanide.

[Servo]

Happy St. Pat's everyone... fuck it, wear green if ya want.

[TjM]

I don't think I've ever worn green on St. Patrick's day

[boobieman]

Happy Pat's day...all i want to do is drink and praise the potatoe...or is that potato??

Drink a few for me...I'm Italian..so my day is Columbus day...I don't get to drink but I do get to trade slaves...HEAAAAAA

SEEYEYAYAYAYYAYAA

[west milly Tom]

http://craphound.com/images/FrJack.jpg



Father Ted reference? Awesome. This has made me St Patrick's Day.


Happy St pats buddays!

[hammersavage]

Fuck Saint Patrick's Day.

St. Valentine's Day is way more a holiday than this piece of shit day.

I hope everyone that wore GREEN to work today gets hit by a bus on the way home.

How goddamn dare you

[west milly Tom]

Not very CLASSY

[JerseyRich]

Not very CLASSY

So sorry. I forgot what a classy day today is.

http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/PL/-9/PL-90279A-lg.jpg

[hammersavage]

So sorry. I forgot what a classy day today is.

Almost as classy as the day everyone pretends to be English.


We put in crooked teeth, put a blue trilby on, watch our favourite show Absolutely Fabulous and fuck our mothers.

[Dash77]

enjoy your pints you bastards..:drunk:

[RoseBlood]

Fuck Saint Patrick's Day.

St. Valentine's Day is way more a holiday than this piece of shit day.

I hope everyone that wore GREEN to work today gets hit by a bus on the way home.

:glurps::furious:

[grlNIN]

Almost as classy as the day everyone pretends to be English.


We put in crooked teeth, put a blue trilby on, watch our favourite show Absolutely Fabulous and fuck our mothers.

Howfuckingdareyou.

I grew up watchign ABFAB you dirty Irish cocksucker!

[TjM]

Can't we all just get along and focus our hate on the Dutch

[TheMojoPin]

Anyone out celebrating this deserves a drunken punch to the neck. GET TO WORK, YOU BUMS.

[hammersavage]

Fine. We'll watch Fawlty Towers then, put on some cheeky clothes, eat some crisps, and fondle our father's bullocks.



Ech.

[TjM]

Fine. We'll watch Fawlty Towers then, put on some cheeky clothes, eat some crisps, and fondle our father's bullocks.



Ech.



Then we will watch men dressed as women and proclaim it a ripping good laugh

[TheMojoPin]

Nah, let's just get drunk, commercialize our culture and fight the most assbackwards, incompetent war for independence ever.

[grlNIN]

Let's watch Velvet Goldmine and get gay.

Like all the Europeans.

[hammersavage]

Well call each other Dame and Sir today.

[TjM]

Nah, let's just get drunk, commercialize our culture and fight the most assbackwards, incompetent war for independence ever.

Done and done


:drunk:

[A.J.]

This is the day I'm most ashamed of having Irish blood.

The cafeteria is serving corned beef and cabbage. How original.

[JerseyRich]

:glurps::furious:

Hot chicks are excluded from this of course.

[TjM]

I don't treat St. Patrick's day any different than any other day. Like NYE I consider it amateur hour. As for corn beef and cabbage I could eat that any day of the week. I love that stuff

[TheMojoPin]

Corned beef = good.

Boiled cabbage = the dumbest food ever.

THERE'S NOT A FAMINE ON, PEOPLE.

[RoseBlood]

Hot chicks are excluded from this of course.

Cool, the old lady upstairs who dressed in green from head to toe will be happy to hear this.

[JerseyRich]

Cool, the old lady upstairs who dressed in green from head to toe will be happy to hear this.

Fuck her. Hit by a bus.

[TjM]

Boiled cabbage = the dumbest food ever.

THERE'S NOT A FAMINE ON, PEOPLE.

I disagree sir

[~Katja~]

:glurps::furious:
I am with ya there... wtf... and Valentine's??? eeew Rich!

Hot chicks are excluded from this of course.

well I am just going to group myself in there whether you like it or not... I need to feel better about my greenish shirt

[hammersavage]

Fuck her. Hit by a bus.

Cantankerous Richie today. I hate it.

[west milly Tom]

Corned beef = good.

Boiled cabbage = the dumbest food ever.

THERE'S NOT A FAMINE ON, PEOPLE.



For once we agree on something.


This holiday really brings people together. :drunk:

[TheMojoPin]

I disagree sir

Well, you're wrong. There are potatoes everywhere. Everything is A-OK.

[A.J.]

Well, you're wrong. There are potatos everywhere. Everything is A-OK.

Nice job Dan Quayle.

[topless_mike]

I'm Polish.
Fuck all of you.
Where's my damn holiday?

[JerseyRich]

Ok. I take it all back. Looks like a lot of fun. Blech.

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[RoseBlood]

I am with ya there... wtf... and Valentine's??? eeew Rich!
well I am just going to group myself in there whether you like it or not... I need to feel better about my greenish shirt
I wore army green pants from old navy and a green necklace cause I'm Irish Proud!!! :flush:
Cantankerous Richie today. I hate it.
Thanks for reminding us all of Richie's canker sores.

[JerseyRich]

Thanks for reminding us all of Richie's canker sores.

I'm stressed damnit! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH I TELLS YA!

[hammersavage]

Ok. I take it all back. Looks like a lot of fun.

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Looks ALOT like someone on the night of their last birthday. I wonder........who could it be?

[TheMojoPin]

Nice job Dan Quayle.

SONUVA....

[~Katja~]

I'm stressed damnit! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH I TELLS YA!

told ya what to do with it...

[JerseyRich]

Looks ALOT like someone on the night of their last birthday. I wonder........who could it be?

I only vomited. Did not urinate in public like someone else.

[west milly Tom]

I only vomited. Did not urinate in public like someone else.

In traffic like a true savage.

[hammersavage]

I only vomited. Did not urinate in public like someone else.

It was barely public.

In traffic like a true savage.

And thank you for getting it. I woulda held it if it wasn't for the car accident.

[RoseBlood]

I'm stressed damnit! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH I TELLS YA!

You're on your work computer now, stop complaining!

[west milly Tom]

It was barely public.



And thank you for getting it. I woulda held it if it wasn't for the car accident.


No you wouldn't have, just embrace your Jerseyness.

[Ritalin]

I'm Polish.
Fuck all of you.
Where's my damn holiday?

March 1st. Pulaski Day.

You must not be from Chicago.

[WampusCrandle]

Happy St Pats!

[Thebazile78]

Blanched-and-sauteed cabbage is good eats. I just can't find the recipe online anymore!

I think people mis-interpreted colcannon (http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tylers-ultimate/colcannon-recipe/index.html) and started cooking the chlorophyll out of cabbage to make up for it.

And overcooked cabbage is just plain nasty.

[TheMojoPin]

Whatever. I'm calling you "Cabbage Farts" from now on.

[hydee]

Having today as your birthday is a very good/bad thing.

the first 20 years of my life I received a green birthday cake, and I also would get the typical Irish inspired T shirt or button.

When I turned 21... That is when the magic of today started and how in my circle of the world we call it permanent scar day.

I turn 35 today, I feel wiser, and feel happy and think St. Patty's day is alright.

[topless_mike]

Whatever. I'm calling you "Cabbage Farts" from now on.

cabbage farts are teh worst.

[Judge Smails]

How come no one posted this yet? To me this is traditional - like watching "A Christmas Story" at Christmastime or the "Passion Play" at Easter.


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[topless_mike]

or this. this has to be the worst of the entire series.
http://www.iamcrystalrose.com/blog/image.axd?picture=Leprechaun5Hood.jpg

[RoseBlood]

This is my Irish dad last May. :drunk:
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/Gathering/dadsbeershirt.jpg?t=1237318794
And the folks doing what they do best when they are drinking.. making fools of themselves. I think it was Paradise by the Dashboard Light Karaoke. :thumbdown:
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/Gathering/rentskaraoke1.jpg?t=1237320552

[JerseyRich]

Long Island Shanty Irish.

[hammersavage]

I see where you get your fool side from. Is he wearing the same shirt? Does he take it off?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all, except for the Irish Wives, for you ladies, my prayers go out for you, please have Corned Beef and Cabbage ready when your husbands stumble home

[TooLowBrow]

being irish, this holiday is a bit of a scam

its just the same as any other day

every morning i try to wear something green
ill maybe have a bit of an 'eye-opener' with breakfast
every single day, ill go into the city and watch a parade
then i go in a pub and get drunk
just like today

and tomorrow ill do it all again

[johnnyneill]

Like the day? Don't like the day? I don't give a fuck.

If you feel the need to even THINK about 17th March each year, would you please, in the name of Pádraig himself (yes, I liked him even before he was canonized), have the respect and knowledge to call him Paddy. PaDDy.

St. Paddy's Day. Saint Pádraig's Day.

First year I've been late with this.

[moochcassidy]

Like the day? Don't like the day? I don't give a fuck.

If you feel the need to even THINK about 17th March each year, would you please, in the name of Pádraig himself (yes, I liked him even before he was canonized), have the respect and knowledge to call him Paddy. PaDDy.

St. Paddy's Day. Saint Pádraig's Day.

First year I've been late with this.

too late

[lleeder]

too late
How was your first corned beef experience?

[johnnyneill]

too late

As is your join date, OH!