Your favorite Eastbound & Down line

[Landblast]

Kenny showing Cassie his underwear

...look at that,...you see that? that's where my dick goes through...

[ParkmanPotatoWater]

a cock like a burmese python.

[rauensnake]

If there is one thing I hate, it is losing. If there are two things I hate, it is losing and getting cancer.:lol:

[Dirtybird12]

losers are just cowards who dont have the balls to cheat

[Servo]

"The man with the golden dick... Doctor Cock-n-balls..."

[joethebartender]

I said wear somethin' nice, you look like a busted Daytona stripper!

[burrben]

I said wear somethin' nice, you look like a busted Daytona stripper!

from the same episode - "honey i love you, i think your a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead"

[hammersavage]

Ass blood

[JimBeam]

I liked " I'm an ordinary man w/ extraordinary hair. "

[JPMNICK]

from the same episode - "honey i love you, i think your a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead"

that was mine too.


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[underdog]

from the same episode - "honey i love you, i think your a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead"

I just laughed out loud reading that line. Then laughed again picturing the episode.

[burrben]

"you can smoke a peace pipe til your dick falls off, but im not dancing with any fucking wolves no matter how high i get."

theres too many good lines. this scene has been mentioned a few times in this thread.

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[WampusCrandle]

there are 2 6th graders raping a 4 year old ..... im just kidding.
:lol:

[Judge Smails]

Not a particularly funny line but I crack up every time I see it. Stevie is so gay for Kenny:

When Kenny is walking down the road and Stevie pulls up in his car and nearly backs up into Kenny -

Stevie: Kenny! Stop! You look like you could use a friend.

Kenny: What did you just say?

Stevie: . . . uh . . . You look like you could use a ride.

Kenny: Well, maybe I could. Is that such a crime?

Stevie: No, it's not a crime. I would gladly give you a ride, Kenny Powers.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i loved in the 3rd episode when he says to his brother "..thats fine if you want to keep living POOR", meanwhile its a really nice house


also, i just like saying "I'm Kenny Fucking Powers". it has a great ring

[CofyCrakCocaine]

"I'm just playing I didn't really cum in my pants"

[hammersavage]

After the attempted grill in the nuts, "Uh uh, I don't play those games."

[foodcourtdruide]

The whole show is just so funny. The funniest moment was when he attempts to make a fast u-turn and he just ends up crashing into the boat parked in a driveway lol.

Funniest line may be when he says he has the mind of a f*ing scientist.

[Reynolds]

Look at this, you open it up and take shits in the middle of it.

[realmenhatelife]

from the same episode - "honey i love you, i think your a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead"

Mine was in the same scene- "I dont want no "pussy gettin' wet' dresses."

Also the whole "I am the man with the ball..." and "Cassie quit staring at me with your dead church bitch eyes instantly I regret saying that."

[led37zep]

There are so many good lines in this show

“Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless”

“Yeah I hurt myself….My nose”

[hammersavage]

I had a dream about this moment... When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch.

[Slumbag]

The final episode, to April

"Look here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth".
:lol::lol:

[MacVittie]

"more like Jew York City"