Should there be a toilet paper roll near the urinal?

[LordJezo]

Chicks get to wipe when they piss so why can't guys? Next to the urinal why isn't there a roll of toilet paper that I could grab a square or two from to dab the tip? I'd think it would prevent from needless pee spots and provide for a much cleaner sensation.

Revolution?

[OGC]

why, so you can wipe your pussy ?

[mikeyboy]

Did your parents not teach you to shake?

[IMSlacker]

You can't put toilet paper in a urinal. It would clog it up.

[Devo37]

oh, Jezo, will you ever win???

[Gvac]

Did your parents not teach you to shake?

I don't shake. I tap it like I'm ashing a cigar.

[~Katja~]

Did your parents not teach you to shake?

don't get me started! dumb ass of a father taught my son to shake... now when he shakes it's all over the seat, his hands and sprinkles on the floor... UGH

First I had to teach him to pee standing up and now how to keep it clean??? He refuses toilet paper when he stands up :(

[~Katja~]

I don't shake. I tap it like I'm ashing a cigar.

do you get a white smoke ring around it too? you may wanna have it checked out then

of course if yours compares to a don rigo you pretty much eliminate the dripping issue all together...

[sr71blackbird]

I wish there was. But you know some asshole guys will piss on the roll and some will clog up the drain with wads and wads (hee hehee) of paper.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

The random pube has to be removed from the edge of the urinal...its 2009...who has pubes anymore?!?! Fuckin savages.:flush:

[earthbrown]

shake it like a man....if you want it clean, have your girlfriend clean it for you.



K

[MC Pee Pants]

This is gonna sound weird, but I've tried it. The toilet paper just breaks apart then you gotta clean pissy toilet paper off you dick head. Its awful.

[~Katja~]

This is gonna sound weird, but I've tried it. The toilet paper just breaks apart then you gotta clean pissy toilet paper off you dick head. Its awful.

jesus, what cheap shit do you wipe with? if it wipes a puss it certainly will dip off a few drips

[MC Pee Pants]

jesus, what cheap shit do you wipe with? if it wipes a puss it certainly will dip off a few drips

How fancy would the toilet paper be at a urinal? Not fancy at all...

[~Katja~]

How fancy would the toilet paper be at a urinal? Not fancy at all...

well, double it up!
no matter how fancy or not I think it should hang above the urinal just to avoid anybody pissing on it

[Fallon]

jesus, what cheap shit do you wipe with? if it wipes a puss it certainly will dip off a few drips

He must piss acid.

[MC Pee Pants]

He must piss acid.

Maybe I do, maybe I dont. Whats it to ya?

[Fallon]

Maybe I do, maybe I dont. Whats it to ya?

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[Slumbag]

What?
No! That's one of the awesome parts of being a guy.
You might as well be sitting down.

[Misteriosa]

!!!!!

i didnt realize you guys didnt have a paper option... eww...

[MC Pee Pants]

What?
No! That's one of the awesome parts of being a guy.
You might as well be sitting down.

Thats what happened, I was pinching a loaf and I couldnt really shake so i gave it a shot. Im just answering the question, no I dont think there should be for that reason.

[~Katja~]

!!!!!

i didnt realize you guys didnt have a paper option... eww...

makes you rethink a few quick favors... doesn't it ;)

[PapaBear]

Did your parents not teach you to shake?
People need to be taught that?

[Marc with a c]

People need to be taught that?

i taught my dad that. he's from ireland.

[Judge Smails]

As was already mentioned - you can't flush paper in a urinal. Maybe they could have those old timey 1950s continuous towel loops that you could dab your moist cockhead against.

[topless_mike]

How fancy would the toilet paper be at a urinal? Not fancy at all...

if its not 2ply, then im pissing on the roll in protest.

[MC Pee Pants]

jesus, what cheap shit do you wipe with? if it wipes a puss it certainly will dip off a few drips

Wait a minute! How would you know if theres toilet paper on your puss? You cant see down there. I've been thinking about it....a lot, and Im positive paper if being left on the vag but you just dont know.

[~Katja~]

Wait a minute! How would you know if theres toilet paper on your puss? You cant see down there. I've been thinking about it....a lot, and Im positive paper if being left on the vag but you just dont know.

trust me, we know

[Bob Impact]

There should be a "Anyone who wipes their dick is a sissy boy fag" option

[Farmer Dave]

well, double it up!
no matter how fancy or not I think it should hang above the urinal just to avoid anybody pissing on it
That would just make it more of a challenge. We love a good challenge.
There should be a "Anyone who wipes their dick is a sissy boy fag" option

And that may be the worst thing you can call a man.

[MC Pee Pants]

I carry a handkerchief for this reason.