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KingGeno
03-19-2009, 06:10 AM
I walked into the men's room (shared by all businesses on my floor) one day, and I was greeted by the yummy smell of Chik-Fil-A waffle fries. I quickly realized that I was in the bathroom, and that some crumb was in the stall eating his lunch while plippity-plopping.


Eating on the terlit...is it scrumdiddlyumptious (you're ok with it)?

gross?

Or does it depend on the food being consumed (lobster, doritos, french twists, etc)?

ToiletCrusher
03-19-2009, 06:16 AM
I was eating a granola bar while on the crapper once.

Enabler
03-19-2009, 06:19 AM
Its just so unnecessary. I feel gross enough bringing my beer into the bathroom when Im at a game or concert.

KingGeno
03-19-2009, 06:23 AM
What if you woke up late for work, starving and almost "pass out" from being so hungry, BUT you also have explosive diahrrea and need to get a shower and get going asap? Food ok then because you are in a rush?

Aggie
03-19-2009, 06:27 AM
What if you woke up late for work, starving and almost "pass out" from being so hungry, BUT you also have explosive diahrrea and need to get a shower and get going asap? Food ok then because you are in a rush?

Stop trying to top the grossness of the pads/tampons thread. Nothing will beat that.

grlNIN
03-19-2009, 06:33 AM
Food is never acceptable in the bathroom.

Animal.

KingGeno
03-19-2009, 06:36 AM
Food is never acceptable in the bathroom.

Animal.

I don't condone it. Just thinking of logical reasons why people would eat on a terlit.

What if you walked into a bathroom with a lollipop? Do you need to throw it away before you piss/whatev, or is it ok if you leave it in your mouth the whole time?

A.J.
03-19-2009, 06:38 AM
I'll bet he didn't wash his hands either.

grlNIN
03-19-2009, 06:40 AM
I don't condone it. Just thinking of logical reasons why people would eat on a terlit.

What if you walked into a bathroom with a lollipop? Do you need to throw it away before you piss/whatev, or is it ok if you leave it in your mouth the whole time?

A lollipop isn't food.

There is no logical reason to eat and shit at the same time.

burrben
03-19-2009, 06:51 AM
What if you woke up late for work, starving and almost "pass out" from being so hungry, BUT you also have explosive diahrrea and need to get a shower and get going asap? Food ok then because you are in a rush?

if you have diarrhea, you probably wont be hungry

Jujubees2
03-19-2009, 06:52 AM
I don't eat where I shit! I don't even read on the throne. I go in, do my business and get out.

~Katja~
03-19-2009, 06:58 AM
eeeew, I was just thinking how gross it is when people bring money into the bathroom, then wash their hands after they carried the money in their dirty hands to the sink... then pick it up again when they are done washing hands and carry it into the cafeteria where they touch utensils to fix a salad or coffee dispensers and handles... or worse buy fingerfoods which they then eat with their hands thinking they washed their hands... but the hand just touched money with urine or feces on it...

and i am not even a germophob

Furtherman
03-19-2009, 07:01 AM
Food is never acceptable in the bathroom.

Animal.

QFT.

It's funny you posted this because just last week in one of the stalls here, on the back of the toilet was a salt shaker. Just sitting there.

Was someone eating a boiled egg? Or fries?

I was laughing, but grossed out on the inside.

~Katja~
03-19-2009, 07:11 AM
QFT.

It's funny you posted this because just last week in one of the stalls here, on the back of the toilet was a salt shaker. Just sitting there.

Was someone eating a boiled egg? Or fries?

I was laughing, but grossed out on the inside.

one would think the eggs in the bathroom are already salty

RoseBlood
03-19-2009, 08:58 AM
It's funny you posted this because just last week in one of the stalls here, on the back of the toilet was a salt shaker. Just sitting there.

Was someone eating a boiled egg? Or fries?

I was laughing, but grossed out on the inside.
That might be the weirdest thing I've ever read; funny, weird and gross.

CofyCrakCocaine
03-19-2009, 09:00 AM
Stop trying to top the grossness of the pads/tampons thread. Nothing will beat that.

Unless that's the "delicious snack" being consumed over the bowl

hammersavage
03-19-2009, 09:00 AM
Maybe the guys shit slugs.

Enabler
03-19-2009, 09:02 AM
QFT.

It's funny you posted this because just last week in one of the stalls here, on the back of the toilet was a salt shaker. Just sitting there.

Was someone eating a boiled egg? Or fries?

I was laughing, but grossed out on the inside.



Riiight. A salt shaker...

http://img2.photographersdirect.com/img/27/wm/pd1650542.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
03-19-2009, 09:03 AM
Maybe the guys shit slugs.

I wish someone would bring this quote up during a toast at your future marriage.

drusilla
03-19-2009, 12:31 PM
Stop trying to top the grossness of the pads/tampons thread. Nothing will beat that.

hahahahahhaa

tanless1
03-19-2009, 01:55 PM
eeeew, I was just thinking how gross it is when people bring money into the bathroom, then wash their hands after they carried the money in their dirty hands to the sink... then pick it up again when they are done washing hands and carry it into the cafeteria where they touch utensils to fix a salad or coffee dispensers and handles... or worse buy fingerfoods which they then eat with their hands thinking they washed their hands... but the hand just touched money with urine or feces on it...

and i am not even a germophob

... and this is why you see me using a napkin to grab/use the utensils on buffet line , or condiment bottles on the table, iiiiick.

razorboy
03-19-2009, 08:39 PM
It's odd. I would never eat in a restroom and I hope I don't know anyone who would, but I know plenty of people who wouldn't think twice about doing rails off of a toilet tank. If you're desperate enough to get high to be doing blow in a bar restroom, can't you just do a few key bumps?

jennysmurf
03-19-2009, 09:57 PM
It's questionable in your own home bathroom at best, but absolutely double icky in a public restroom! Never okay. :flush:

Fallon
03-19-2009, 10:01 PM
At the school I work at I find chewed up toilet paper on a toilet seat every day in the girls room. Disgusting!

Yosammity
03-20-2009, 04:18 AM
It's gross but that don't stop me from doin' it.

cougarjake13
03-20-2009, 04:20 PM
only 2 things should happen on a toilet


shitting


or reading while waiting to shit






a 3rd option may be added for a drunken sexcapade in a club or bar