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angrymissy

01-07-2002, 08:39 PM

Well this morning I went back to work after 2 days home sick with the "ronfez.net" virus. I went into my favorite toilet stall to take my morning poop and... THE FUCKING FIRE ALARM WENT OFF! And the fire monitor ran into the bathroom and told me to get out while I WAS IN MID-POOP!!! This has thrown off my whole love of poop :-/

I am having a bad day. I am still sick and now I have spots on my throat and can't eat and am dizzy and am very angry that my morning poop was interrupted :-/ :-/

I make no sense.

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GvacNoMore

01-07-2002, 08:45 PM

Makes perfect sense to me, Missy. I can't even imagine having my morning constitutional interrupted. You can set your watch to my bowel movement each morning I'm so regular, so it's easy for me to see how your entire day must have been thrown into a whirlwind by this event.

I hope you feel better soon, but I say next time finish your business and take your chances with the fire.

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TooCute

01-07-2002, 09:29 PM

oh no!!! that is horrible. I
dont even know what I would
do!! do you finish? do you
just clench and run? goodness
gracious!

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TheGameHHH

01-07-2002, 10:10 PM

Missy, that really is an awful situation to be put in. But let me ask every single one of you a question.

How the hell do you poop in the morning?????? I don't think I ever have, I'm a night guy, I couldn't imagine just waking up and going.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Bron Yur Stomp

01-07-2002, 10:21 PM

Did you get the old peeping turtle???

Go ahead make my day

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IrishAlkey

01-08-2002, 12:27 AM

That must've been one helluva load to set off the fire alarms, Missy!

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

tricia

01-08-2002, 12:52 AM

simple solution, don't poop in public, i don't

angrymissy

01-08-2002, 06:00 AM

I poop in the morning, becuase its my morning coffee that sets off my morning poop. Without the coffee, I don't think there'd be poop.

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irishkb

01-08-2002, 06:12 AM

Pooping in the morning is one of the best things.. a good poop can have you feeling great for the rest of the day.. When i worked my day job i would get to work early just i could poop in my stall with no one coming in and bothering me.. Sorry to hear you got cut off mid poop.. YOu should say you have the trots and go home.. Hey if it can work for correction officers to get out of working it can get you our of an office job....

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Sheeplovr

01-08-2002, 10:23 AM

The mid poop image makes my giggle liek a school girl but its not as great as my freind dierreah

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Pootertoot

01-08-2002, 11:33 PM

Missy...don't ever stop pooping. Don't let the man and his antipoop mentality keep you down. Let your bowels sing!

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DIE

01-09-2002, 12:00 AM

Every Morning I follow the 3 S. $#!t Shower and Shave.

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