The Fezomatic 209- fez reads your comments on the air

[CanadianDave]

How cool would it be to have the fezter read your cutdown, comeback or informed opinion on the air. Lots of us cannot call in during the show but would love to participate. Lets give Fez some winner lines that he could throw out during the show and maybe he could even give the poster some credit.. Lets call it the fezomatic
Anytime fez needs anything he pulls a line from the fezomatic machine.
I am not saying Fez needs this but Ronnie wants him to be a part of the boards, this would be a cool way to do it.

Line#1- (when dave annoys fez) Hey dave why dont you stick that hairy ass you call a face under the desk and let me splooge on your lips...

Lets crank this fezomatic up people.

Line#2 (to the daily lleeder) Nice call lleeder do i call your work and tell your dog to take his cock out of your ass...

[joethebartender]

If I ever feel the need to get Fez a comeback line... I'll stop listening to the show.

[spoon]

holy fuck please no

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Dan from Bayshore can go fuck.

[Drunky McBetidont]

get fez high. and mellow. somebody parcel him some hombolt county kushy goo buds. or a little northern lights. wtf, help a brother out. plus it will make for the most epic of all aftershows.

[epo]

I say we take preemptive action in this case and attack Canada. Or at least ban a few canadians from the board.

[CanadianDave]

hey i am not saying fez needs the help.. i am saying that this would be good for the board and the listeners who cant call in..

[spoon]

I say we take preemptive action in this case and attack Canada. Or at least ban a few canadians from the board.

To me, you're Canadian....So hell yah!

Go Blue Jays!

[CanadianDave]

Hey caller the next time u taste something salty it ain't going to be a pickle -- long live the feZ

[Don Stugots]

Hey callers, you from Canada? Stop listening, its an American show, eh.

[mikeyboy]

How cool would it be to have the fezter read your cutdown, comeback or informed opinion on the air. Lots of us cannot call in during the show but would love to participate. Lets give Fez some winner lines that he could throw out during the show and maybe he could even give the poster some credit.. Lets call it the fezomatic
Anytime fez needs anything he pulls a line from the fezomatic machine.
I am not saying Fez needs this but Ronnie wants him to be a part of the boards, this would be a cool way to do it.

Line#1- (when dave annoys fez) Hey dave why dont you stick that hairy ass you call a face under the desk and let me splooge on your lips...

Lets crank this fezomatic up people.

Line#2 (to the daily lleeder) Nice call lleeder do i call your work and tell your dog to take his cock out of your ass...

http://persistentillusion.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/head-in-hands.jpg

[EliSnow]

I've seen far worse ideas.



Only I can't think what any of them were at this moment.

[RhinoinMN]

http://persistentillusion.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/head-in-hands.jpg

please push your button. ugh

[mikeyboy]

I've seen far worse ideas.



Only I can't think what any of them were at this moment.

I can only come up with one. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64559)

[RhinoinMN]

I've seen far worse ideas.



Only I can't think what any of them were at this moment.

PMaphone.

edit: Damn mikey and his lightning fast fingers

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think you made a mistake with the Fezomatic 209, it was supposed to be Fezomatic 2009, we would have all liked it because we are in the year 2009, (very clever)


100 posts or more to start a thread please Michaelboy

[Dell]

I can only come up with one. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64559)

but that one didn't work... this one is gold jerry... GOLD...:thumbdown:

[CanadianDave]

I guess what I should do is copy 95% of threads at every message board on the net.. Pick a person.. Say whether they are great or no they suck... People agree or don't agree blah blah then insult each other and boom re thread is pointless because nobody cares. Repeat process

[mikeyboy]

I guess what I should do is copy 95% of threads at every message board on the net.. Pick a person.. Say whether they are great or no they suck... People agree or don't agree blah blah then insult each other and boom re thread is pointless because nobody cares. Repeat process

Maybe it isn't an awful idea, but your proposed lines are cringe-worthy.

[CanadianDave]

only person I have ever heard of on this thread is mikeyboy.. What has anyone else done to contribute to the show.. Ronnie b despises the same old garbage why not try to build a thread that contributes to the show

[MisterSmith]

Ron & Fez had something in the past called "Instant Feedback" where listeners could send comments, ideas, requests, etc. to the show. However, they no longer use it and have said the do not want to use it anymore. Therefore, listeners are stuck listening, calling in, or using PalTalk (for the time being).

[CanadianDave]

well this is not instant,, fez could pick the odd line ( better than my suggestions apparantly) I can see how reading that instant feedback screen would be annoying opie struggles with it

[MisterSmith]

only person I have ever heard of on this thread is mikeyboy.. What has anyone else done to contribute to the show.. Ronnie b despises the same old garbage why not try to build a thread that contributes to the show

And that should probably tell you something. They don't care what we think. Ron & Fez will do the show they want to and don't need any help - unless they specifically request it.

I am not trying to be rude (and I apologize if it sounds that way), but this has all been hashed out many, many times before here on the board. So please forgive a somewhat gruff response from many board members.

[Judge Smails]

(to caller making derogatory comment to Fez): I'm rubber. You're glue. I'm gonna find out where you live and come fuck you in the ass while you sleep.

(How'd I do, Canadian Dave?)

[MisterSmith]

well this is not instant,, fez could pick the odd line ( better than my suggestions apparantly) I can see how reading that instant feedback screen would be annoying opie struggles with it

The big problem there is that Fez can't read. He has done a lot to try to hide that fact, but he is ultimately a poor kid from Panellas Park, Florida that never had the educational advantages that you and I have had.

Creating a thread like that would just make Fez feel bad and throw his inability to read into the forefront.



j/k of course - if you read this fezfez.

[MisterSmith]

(to caller making derogatory comment to Fez): I'm rubber. You're glue. I'm gonna find out where you live and come fuck you in the ass while you sleep.


My favorite version of that saying is:

I'm like rubber,

You're like glue!

Whatever you say bounces off me

and go fuck yourself!

:smoke:

[RhinoinMN]

(When Dave laughs at Fez during an inappropriate time) Fez: Dave, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? And don't let my dick hit your ass on the way out.

[CanadianDave]

(to caller making derogatory comment to Fez): I'm rubber. You're glue. I'm gonna find out where you live and come fuck you in the ass while you sleep.

(How'd I do, Canadian Dave?)


I fuckking liked it actually all fezs cutdowns seem to invove him ffucking someone so it fits... Also appreciate the other post about why I received such a harsh response..I am going to post a line a day and see if I can crack u guys up at least

[drjoek]

well this is not instant,, fez could pick the odd line ( better than my suggestions apparantly) I can see how reading that instant feedback screen would be annoying opie struggles with it



The smart play would be to let the thread die and fade to oblivion NOT bringing it back up.

[MisterSmith]

I fuckking liked it actually all fezs cutdowns seem to invove him ffucking someone so it fits... Also appreciate the other post about why I received such a harsh response..I am going to post a line a day and see if I can crack u guys up at least

All things being equal, don't let us discourage you; we could really have some fun with this thread now that I think about it.

However, don't really expect the show to catch on to the thread.

[MisterSmith]

The smart play would be to let the thread die and fade to oblivion NOT bringing it back up.

Much like a drjoek Listening Thread. :smoke:








:laugh: j/k Budday

[RhinoinMN]

I fuckking liked it actually all fezs cutdowns seem to invove him ffucking someone so it fits... Also appreciate the other post about why I received such a harsh response..I am going to post a line a day and see if I can crack u guys up at least

http://www.cardinalfang.net/biographies/images/ken_pile.jpg

[CanadianDave]

All things being equal, don't let us discourage you; we could really have some fun with this thread now that I think about it.

However, don't really expect the show to catch on to the thread.

Well said mr smith, but we have to stick with the idea that the line is being said by fez because of course things are more funny if you imagine the way he would say it with his inflection and pauses

[drjoek]

Much like a drjoek Listening Thread. :smoke:








:laugh: j/k Budday


Why kid? Some of them are trainwrecks
Worst listening thread 2008 is hard to top.

[OGC]

only person I have ever heard of on this thread is mikeyboy.. What has anyone else done to contribute to the show.. Ronnie b despises the same old garbage why not try to build a thread that contributes to the show

Poor example. You've probably heard his name brought up on the show the couple of times when Ronnie mentioned how much Mikeyboy hates the show.

[patrick187]

get fez high. and mellow. somebody parcel him some hombolt county kushy goo buds. or a little northern lights. wtf, help a brother out. plus it will make for the most epic of all aftershows.


I just listened to a show from '03 ahd Fez said everytime he ever smoked weed, he got sick. Mabey he should try a whiskey enama.

[CanadianDave]

To a caller--- Hey you suck harder than Marbury.. wait whats a Marbury?

Actually i dont suggest that line for the fezomatic i just cant stand that a piece of garbage like Marbury gets bought out and then onto the defending champs... Wish nba did not have guaranteed money

[Enabler]

I like when Fez just attacks the callers Dad. Cracks me up.:thumbup:

[Death Metal Moe]

Fezfez needs to come in here and shave the ass of the guy who started this awful thread.

[CanadianDave]

After the racist revalation fez:: don't u fucking hate white people and all their chicken wing eating and beer drinking.. Shave my ass and call me a metal fan

[earlsgmaclit]

He could always tell callers they are as lame as this thread

[CanadianDave]

so easy to be a critic so hard to create.. Think of a line if u are so great or go play he sucks he's great on any other thread

[CanadianDave]

Hmmm mock outrage does not play well in text.This thread is gold jerry gold

[Death Metal Moe]

I learned this awhile ago:

Threads where the thread starter are like half of the replies usually means it's not a good thread that people are interested in.

Back to the drawing board, eh?

[CanadianDave]

Fuck no moe I am going to solo post this bitch thread to infinity and infamy

[Death Metal Moe]

Fuck no moe I am going to solo post this bitch thread to infinity and infamy

OK, well when you put it like that I can respect you. Maybe not your thread idea but I respect the intent of it.