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Big_D
03-25-2009, 03:46 AM
next person that makes fezzy cry is getting a fucking louisville slugger against there knee caps
http://www.batterschoice.com/images/prod__MLB225YB.jpg

Farmer Dave
03-25-2009, 03:51 AM
I'm sure everyone will be on their best behavior now that they've been warned.

A.J.
03-25-2009, 03:54 AM
Yeah we get it already.

ToiletCrusher
03-25-2009, 03:56 AM
Shouldn't this be two separate threads?

Make fez cry


Prepare to die


I am confused. Should I do both things?

Jeffdc5
03-25-2009, 04:00 AM
nobody tries to make him cry it just happens. you cant tell what mood he's in day to day. but we get it your on the warpath

Annie Waits
03-25-2009, 04:08 AM
i'm ready also!!

http://z.about.com/d/canadaonline/1/0/f/9/ww2attackonallfronts.jpg

mikeyboy
03-25-2009, 04:19 AM
I think there have to be more effective ways of killing people than smashing their knee caps with a bat.

Don Stugots
03-25-2009, 04:20 AM
Gas chamber?

Tall_James
03-25-2009, 04:25 AM
While I admire your initiative and enthusiasm, please come up with a more effective way of extermination.

rexdart
03-25-2009, 04:31 AM
Sounds like a challenge. 9th caller gets to try to make fez cry and a shot at the prize closet. I like it. Very NOW.

Baby DEW Year
03-25-2009, 04:49 AM
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-inigo-montoya-dying.jpg

drjoek
03-25-2009, 05:57 AM
I think there have to be more effective ways of killing people than smashing their knee caps with a bat.

Especially with a youth model bat
Come on, at least get an adult maple bat for the job

Dell
03-25-2009, 06:01 AM
I think there have to be more effective ways of killing people than smashing their knee caps with a bat.

having them starve to death while dealing with the pain of smashed knees may not be effective, but boy would it be fun :devil2:

nate1000
03-25-2009, 06:02 AM
Ugh.

Every day the .net seems to suck just a little more.

mikeyboy
03-25-2009, 06:04 AM
Ugh.

Every day the .net seems to suck just a little more.

I keep thinking we've hit bottom, but this place constantly surprises me.

Dell
03-25-2009, 06:11 AM
Ugh.

Every day the .net seems to suck just a little more.

I would think jewels like your post here would send it soaring.

JerseyRich
03-25-2009, 06:12 AM
Swingin' that Jazz bass in your avatar would hurt. No one would see it coming.

Dougie Brootal
03-25-2009, 06:19 AM
Ugh.

Every day the .net seems to suck just a little more.

I keep thinking we've hit bottom, but this place constantly surprises me.

hi guys! did i miss anything?

AKA
03-25-2009, 06:36 AM
make fez cry?
prepare to die!

Was this suppose to be a hi-cue or something? Because if so, I don't think it's done.

Heather 8
03-25-2009, 06:40 AM
This is your time to pay,
This is your judgement day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.

We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.

You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!

Your life is over now,
Your life is running out,
When your time is at an end,
Then it's time to kill again,
We cut without a knife,
We live in black and white,
Your just a parasite,
Now close your eyes and say good-night.

You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!
Get ready to die!
Get ready to die!

King Hippos Bandaid
03-25-2009, 06:43 AM
if anyone dies from a bat to the knee


bat to knee murders will be up 10000000 %

nate1000
03-25-2009, 06:47 AM
hi guys! did i miss anything?

hot asian chick. threesome. the usual.

Dougie Brootal
03-25-2009, 06:48 AM
hot asian chick. threesome. the usual.

MOTHERFUCKER!

Ritalin
03-25-2009, 07:15 AM
Was this suppose to be a hi-cue or something? Because if so, I don't think it's done.

hi-cue

ruggedo
03-25-2009, 03:23 PM
next person that makes fezzy cry is getting a fucking louisville slugger against there knee caps
http://www.batterschoice.com/images/prod__MLB225YB.jpg

Every spring there is something in the air that makes us all want to pick up bat and glove and kill someone.

Hottub
03-25-2009, 03:33 PM
Enthusiasms.

*Don't click if not strong of heart*
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Contra
03-25-2009, 03:37 PM
Yeah you break those kneecaps little slugger!

West.Coast.Skippy
03-25-2009, 04:39 PM
the problem is not other people. jay didn't 'make fez cry', nor did anthony. fez's depression, self loathing, and insecurity are what 'make' him cry.

Brad in Bama
03-25-2009, 04:50 PM
the problem is not other people. jay didn't 'make fez cry', nor did anthony. fez's depression, self loathing, and insecurity are what 'make' him cry.

are you saying that he should whack himself in the knees?:huh:

WampusCrandle
03-25-2009, 05:06 PM
the problem is not other people. jay didn't 'make fez cry', nor did anthony. fez's depression, self loathing, and insecurity are what 'make' him cry.

but what they said triggered it. i feel like, with what you said, no one is accountable for anything they do.

West.Coast.Skippy
03-25-2009, 05:14 PM
but what they said triggered it. i feel like, with what you said, no one is accountable for anything they do.

you've got a great point. in any workplace a person has to take some responsibility for what they say. i worked with someone who used the phrase 'jew him down [on the tab]'. no one, in his whole life, ever told him that was "offensive" to society at large (now you could have a debate that hypothetically words shouldn't be this or that, but there is an ideal world which we may strive for and also a real world that we have to navigate). so the corrective action was to educate him on this statement. he felt that since he didn't mean anything bad, and since he was part jewish, it was excusable. of course that isn't the case. i feel the difference with fez is that he is "depressed", i.e. not responding the way most would / not responding how a healthy person would.

basically what happened with jay was he realized he'd need a different set of rules with fez than he (jay) used for anyone else. now which is preferable: everyone learning - sometimes painfully - that fez (or any depressive) has his own, sometimes very, different set of rules, or fez growing towards the center 'bell curve' of mindset / attitude that will allow him to cope with new and different people (and himself) better.

#1FanofESD
03-25-2009, 09:58 PM
next person that makes fezzy cry is getting a fucking louisville slugger against there knee caps
http://www.batterschoice.com/images/prod__MLB225YB.jpg

So you are going to take that bat across the knees of Mr. Ron Bennington?

Someone write that down somewhere for the police report.

Big_D
03-26-2009, 11:05 AM
nah ronnie is aloud to make fez cry but NO ONE ELSE!

Big_D
03-26-2009, 11:17 AM
Pick onehttp://www.zoriah.net/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/25/zoriah_iraq_war_baghdad_weapons_c_4.jpg

WampusCrandle
03-26-2009, 01:52 PM
nah ronnie is aloud to make fez cry but NO ONE ELSE!

i didn't think he was screaming it, but maybe you're right, he does want him dead.

STC-Dub
03-26-2009, 03:08 PM
And you are going to be able to find a caller on a national radio show how?

Knowledged_one
03-26-2009, 03:24 PM
And you are going to be able to find a caller on a national radio show how?

logic doesnt work with internet tough guys only violence

Dell
03-26-2009, 04:41 PM
logic doesnt work with internet tough guys only violence

internet tough guys

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FreedomisFez
03-26-2009, 05:05 PM
Its definately uncalled for. When fez is good he's still hilarious, but Jay Jay call ins leading to nothing positive, other no ones who harass him via phone, .... just uncalled for. I dont know hearing fez cry is like hearing my mother sob over her shitty job, its unproductive and tiring, and usually ends up with me in my room with a littlebit of scotch just a little bit.