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EliSnow
03-25-2009, 06:12 AM
Good morning my buddays!

http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/pictures/1/princess_leia_gold_bikini.jpeg

Turn your head and cough for Dr. Steve (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
Come to The McDonald's baby shower! Part II (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77692)
Bergen Bar Night V. April 25th at Tommy Fox's. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77356&page=3)
Rotten Teeth? Trench Mouth? Nitrous Oxide Abuse? Grateful Dead Trivia? (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76217)
Night Of The Living Bands II (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77834)
Homebrews, baby (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75112)
Start a thread about something you heard today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Head up to the studio and hang with the buddies. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69230&highlight=visiting+show+live)

Don Stugots
03-25-2009, 06:13 AM
Great Pic Eli

Happy New Year to all

Hats for Mod.


today's song: "Mountain Music" by Alabama

ANC
03-25-2009, 06:16 AM
Good Morning Buddies! :thumbup:

Nice pic Eli.

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 06:16 AM
hey ther buddays :bye:

today's song will NOT be Oceania by Bjork

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drjoek
03-25-2009, 06:18 AM
Morning Buddays
Wrapping up work for the week early today then off to RI to get the beachhouse ready for the spring/summer!!:clap:
A little extra spring in my step today!

http://www.cellphones.ca/news/upload/Bar%20Rafaeli.jpg

Todays song will be great!!

Dell
03-25-2009, 06:21 AM
morning buddays

that picture got me ready for "spring" doc

drjoek
03-25-2009, 06:22 AM
morning buddays

that picture got me ready for "spring" doc

Leonardo DiCaprio has banged her AND Gisele Bunchen :furious:

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 06:25 AM
jeez doc,tryin to make me break lent?
mornin buddys,good rain last night,snows almost gone!todays song will be TIME TO PRETEND by MGMT,eli no link to "wanna help me pick a soul mate"?bastard

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 06:26 AM
It's too early for this thread.


:wink:

drjoek
03-25-2009, 06:34 AM
Just received THIS EMAIL:

Dear Joseph,

Congratulations on reaching the Million Miler Level!

Whether you eagerly awaited this achievement or didn't realize it occurred, I
want you to know that we think it's an accomplishment to celebrate. In just a
few weeks you'll receive an AAdvantage Gold(R) membership card that acknowledges
your Million Miler status -- plus some other gifts we think you'll enjoy.


where you'll find a complete AAdvantage Gold(R) Benefits Guide with information
to help you make the most of your elite membership.

Every one of the 1,000,000 AAdvantage miles you've earned is an indication of
your support and we thank you for your commitment to American Airlines and the
AAdvantage(R) program.

Yours truly,


Rob Friedman
President
AAdvantage Marketing Programs

Hard to believe that I am that big a deal:lol:

Actually we travel some but I use my office credit card and rack up miles that we use for flights. That also means that I have paid ~ 1 Million dollars(less actual miles flown) on a credit card over the life of this program:help:

ANC
03-25-2009, 06:35 AM
Leonardo DiCaprio has banged her AND Gisele Bunchen :furious:

Don't worry Doc you're time will come..... I hear Leo has a dentistry fetish.

Dell
03-25-2009, 06:38 AM
Don't worry Doc you're time will come..... I hear Leo has a dentistry fetish.

two days in a row that I spit my coffee out while reading a .net post... got to dry my desk again (and reprint the report I'm supposed to be reading)

nate1000
03-25-2009, 06:44 AM
Actually we travel some but I use my office credit card and rack up miles that we use for flights. That also means that I have paid ~ 1 Million dollars(less actual miles flown) on a credit card over the life of this program:help:


here you go:http://www.superiordebtrelief.com/

Hottub
03-25-2009, 06:44 AM
Morning Buddays
Wrapping up work for the week early today then off to RI to get the beachhouse ready for the spring/summer!!:clap:
A little extra spring in my step today!



What time should I meet you up there, Doc?

Morning Buddays!:bye:

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 06:44 AM
Just received THIS EMAIL:

Dear Joseph,

Congratulations on reaching the Million Miler Level!

Whether you eagerly awaited this achievement or didn't realize it occurred, I
want you to know that we think it's an accomplishment to celebrate. In just a
few weeks you'll receive an AAdvantage Gold(R) membership card that acknowledges
your Million Miler status -- plus some other gifts we think you'll enjoy.


where you'll find a complete AAdvantage Gold(R) Benefits Guide with information
to help you make the most of your elite membership.

Every one of the 1,000,000 AAdvantage miles you've earned is an indication of
your support and we thank you for your commitment to American Airlines and the
AAdvantage(R) program.

Yours truly,


Rob Friedman
President
AAdvantage Marketing Programs

Hard to believe that I am that big a deal:lol:

Actually we travel some but I use my office credit card and rack up miles that we use for flights. That also means that I have paid ~ 1 Million dollars(less actual miles flown) on a credit card over the life of this program:help:

Wow, you're really spending a lot of money on ashleymadison.com.

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 07:01 AM
did an anagram search of ashleymadison,my two favorites are 'nosily ashamed' and 'dashes alimony'

drjoek
03-25-2009, 07:05 AM
Wow, you're really spending a lot of money on ashleymadison.com.



Do NOT confuse "discrete affair" with inexpensive!

burrben
03-25-2009, 07:16 AM
mornin ladies and germs :bye:

ANC
03-25-2009, 07:19 AM
mornin ladies and germs :bye:

Just for that, today's song will be something by The Germs.

Jeffdc5
03-25-2009, 07:41 AM
good day folks :)

JimmieHats
03-25-2009, 07:41 AM
:bye:

Jeffdc5
03-25-2009, 07:46 AM
its sad the hardest part of my day is the hour between o&a and and r&f :(

hammersavage
03-25-2009, 07:49 AM
I'm gonna send good thoughts to Mooch and hope for once we are on the same page. The movie will be a drop from 'This Is England' and the song will be Guided By Voices 'Tractor Rape Chain' or Ted Leo 'Me and Mia'.


C'mon old boy, make it happen.

Jeffdc5
03-25-2009, 07:51 AM
sounds like a good intro to me :)

aceofspades7
03-25-2009, 08:00 AM
Buddays!

barjockey
03-25-2009, 08:00 AM
Hey Buds

Servo
03-25-2009, 08:01 AM
awww, buddies... how we doin?

ANC
03-25-2009, 08:01 AM
Today's Drop is from Dirty Harry
Today's Song is God Hates Cowards by Tomahawk

now......

http://www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/content/cast/images/dj.jpg

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 08:02 AM
epo,video up at www.hearustalk.com

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:04 AM
boppers...
http://www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/content/cast/images/dj.jpg
Let's bitch slap this hump day

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:04 AM
Fez cam again on HUT

dino_electropolis
03-25-2009, 08:05 AM
Buddays

Jeffdc5
03-25-2009, 08:05 AM
lets go fez

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:06 AM
Fez cam again on HUT

I'm getting an "off air"... is it my employer or are you getting the video

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 08:07 AM
I'm getting an "off air"... is it my employer or are you getting the video

its up now

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:07 AM
Liota

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:08 AM
I'm guessing Jay Mohr

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 08:09 AM
Frak! Kurt Russell!

That would have been an excellent guest...

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:10 AM
Does Fez know it's a Fez only video feed?

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 08:12 AM
fez feed yesterday and today and hes into the show both days,coincidense?

Fatwreck86
03-25-2009, 08:12 AM
Kurt Russel was entertaining in Death Proof, bu the movie was just ok. STUNT MAN MIKE

Fatwreck86
03-25-2009, 08:13 AM
Where can I see the show if I Don't have paltalk?

IMSlacker
03-25-2009, 08:13 AM
You can't give chocolate to dogs! Those Nestle people are insane!

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 08:14 AM
horrendous opening song.

Tractor Rape Chain would have been the best.

Or shoot the wad and go Hot Freaks.

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:14 AM
Where can I see the show if I Don't have paltalk?

hearustalk.com

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:15 AM
horrendous opening song.

Tractor Rape Chain would have been the best.

Or shoot the wad and go Hot Freaks.

uh oh...

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 08:17 AM
1981 was a big year for Kurt, Plissken and then this:

The Fox and the Hound (1981) (voice) .... Adult Copper

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:17 AM
Fireman are great at parades

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 08:20 AM
Where can I see the show if I Don't have paltalk?

111 West 57th Street, NYC.

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:21 AM
jimmyolsenblues is one of us

burrben
03-25-2009, 08:22 AM
i'd feed james franco cake

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:23 AM
wow feisty ESD

Fatwreck86
03-25-2009, 08:23 AM
hearustalk.com

Fez really looks like Fester in that shot.

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:24 AM
FezFez started a thread on this topic - PDA

Dave's Cackle
03-25-2009, 08:24 AM
Imagine being home schooled by Dave...:furious::ohmy::wallbash:

Whiskeyportal
03-25-2009, 08:26 AM
I wonder what brand Clinton fucked her with

yojimbo7248
03-25-2009, 08:26 AM
finally, the Fez - ESD showdown. Come on Fez, take the second mic back.

Edwin
03-25-2009, 08:28 AM
I can't wait to never see this flick. Sounds yukky.

Baby DEW Year
03-25-2009, 08:29 AM
Wait! Dave is offended by 'shock for shock's sake' :huh:

Welcome to Earth 2!

Heather 8
03-25-2009, 08:30 AM
Is this caller's last name Phelps?

Nope, can't be, too cowardly to back up his statement.

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 08:31 AM
another famed neighborhood organizer: Curtis Sliwa.

Where's his biopic?

IMSlacker
03-25-2009, 08:35 AM
I thought I remember Dave actually fucking jelly on the show.

burrben
03-25-2009, 08:36 AM
I thought I remember Dave actually fucking jelly on the show.

me too. either here or on o&a

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 08:37 AM
Wait, Dave did stick his schween in Jelly on the show. I don't know if it officially counted as "f-ing jelly" but he definitely put it in jelly on the show.

wkj
03-25-2009, 08:37 AM
I hate to say it, but; I kind of see where ESD is coming from. :help:

IMSlacker
03-25-2009, 08:38 AM
me too. either here or on o&a

I think is was R&F. They challenged him on his jelly story, said he was making stuff up, so he fucked a jar off jelly to prove he wasn't lying.

burrben
03-25-2009, 08:39 AM
I hate to say it, but; I kind of see where ESD is cumming from. :help:

you see his cock?

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 08:40 AM
From a quick Google search:

2006-10-23 part 3 – Dave’s sexual escapades with inanimate objects, Dave fucks and eats jelly

Baby DEW Year
03-25-2009, 08:41 AM
Dave's just upset because he filled up several times during the movie.

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 08:42 AM
dave made out with earl
gay milk sounds like tryin to milk a bull

wkj
03-25-2009, 08:42 AM
you see his cock?

Opps, nice catch; not on purpose I assure you. :innocent:

wkj
03-25-2009, 08:43 AM
you see his cock?

Hey, you edited my post! Very funny still.

SP1!
03-25-2009, 08:44 AM
I would like to know what 10 roles are so great

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 08:45 AM
I don't know why I am going OCD on this, but here is the thread discussing Dave putting his tool in (f-ing?) Jelly on air (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=53110).

ANC
03-25-2009, 08:45 AM
:wallbash:missing the show because I'm battling with insurance and dentists!

wkj
03-25-2009, 08:46 AM
I just don't like Sean Penn; don't know why.

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 08:46 AM
got all my stuff done before vaca :)

i had to miss the first 45 mins of the buddays to do it tho... :down:

Hottub
03-25-2009, 08:46 AM
Buddays. I'm back.

http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/500/179882Spicoli.jpg

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 08:49 AM
Pals. I'm front.

Hottub
03-25-2009, 08:52 AM
A wise man once said "they're all pink on the inside."

burrben
03-25-2009, 08:52 AM
this conversations grown stale

TjM
03-25-2009, 08:53 AM
So he would punish his wife for something she did when she was 13.
:wacko:

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 08:54 AM
I hope it's a bit Dave. That was a bit over the line if you aren't being funny.

I am giving him the benefit of the doubt, but...



***not that I am "the arbiter of the line," but that was a pretty racist attitude if true.

TjM
03-25-2009, 08:54 AM
I hope it's a bit Dave. That was a bit over the line if you aren't being funny.

I am giving him the benefit of the doubt, but...

I don't know if his jealousy is a bit. Scary real or half and half

burrben
03-25-2009, 08:54 AM
i love mountain dew.

OGC
03-25-2009, 08:55 AM
Buddays. I'm back.

http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/500/179882Spicoli.jpg

We missed you so much. Welcome back.

epo
03-25-2009, 08:55 AM
How did sexual diseases spread amongst heterosexuals so quickly?

This caller is seriously sheltered.

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 08:55 AM
i love mountain dew.

i love to mount and do

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:56 AM
Its lunatic caller time

TjM
03-25-2009, 08:56 AM
Wasn't that a Dio album "Lock up the Fags"

Dell
03-25-2009, 08:56 AM
So he would punish his wife for something she did when she was 13.
:wacko:

I don't see how ESD not kissing is considered punishment

SP1!
03-25-2009, 08:57 AM
This caller sounds just like a caller that calls in to a station here in atlanta that does bits with them

epo
03-25-2009, 08:57 AM
These moral pricks want homosexuals to be sexually responsible, yet deny them the right to marriage.

And we wonder why religion is dying.

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:58 AM
ugh

Baby DEW Year
03-25-2009, 08:58 AM
Its lunatic caller time

Are you on hold?

KatPw
03-25-2009, 08:58 AM
I always love the excuse of "my tax dollars...". Fuck you you prick, my tax dollars pay for plenty of things I don't use/agree with. Go DIAF. And gay people pay taxes too dicknose.

burrben
03-25-2009, 08:58 AM
ugh

x2

TjM
03-25-2009, 08:58 AM
These moral pricks want homosexuals to be sexually responsible, yet deny them the right to marriage.

And we wonder why religion is dying.

At least the pope hasn't come out against condoms to the african people

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 08:59 AM
this guy might want to look into the "junk food insanity" defense.

aiiiieee.

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 08:59 AM
Did they bring up Fez's new thread yet?

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 08:59 AM
Thanks for calling dude. Way to shade things with half-truths and bastardized concepts.

TjM
03-25-2009, 08:59 AM
Stubble on Stubble :laugh:

drjoek
03-25-2009, 08:59 AM
Yes

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:00 AM
I always love the excuse of "my tax dollars...". Fuck you you prick, my tax dollars pay for plenty of things I don't use/agree with. Go DIAF. And gay people pay taxes too dicknose.

dicknose... good one

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 09:00 AM
Did they bring up Fez's new thread yet?

its what started this segment

burrben
03-25-2009, 09:00 AM
And we wonder why religion is dying.

maybe it has aids

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 09:00 AM
At least the pope hasn't come out against condoms to the african people

Oops. Too late.

Whiskeyportal
03-25-2009, 09:00 AM
mmmmmm........egg salad, fucking starving

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:00 AM
Did they bring up Fez's new thread yet?

yes

epo
03-25-2009, 09:01 AM
I always love the excuse of "my tax dollars...". Fuck you you prick, my tax dollars pay for plenty of things I don't use/agree with. Go DIAF. And gay people pay taxes too dicknose.

Exactly. Your tax dollars aren't special. As part of a "society" we should strive for the greater good. Or so you'd think from reading the book of ACTS in the Bible.

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:01 AM
I always love the excuse of "my tax dollars...". Fuck you you prick, my tax dollars pay for plenty of things I don't use/agree with. Go DIAF. And gay people pay taxes too dicknose.

Especially when someone tells me "my taxes pay your salary"...

uh yeah, so do MINE.

BlackSpider
03-25-2009, 09:01 AM
Doesn't Dave put things in his ass and talk about it on the radio...?
'Cause I think that's kind of gay.

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 09:02 AM
dicknose... good one

she has a host of colorful phrases :happy: take the term crotchfruit, for example...

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:02 AM
I used to leave radio shows during the live reads... not anymore

KatPw
03-25-2009, 09:02 AM
dicknose... good one

Thanks, I try to mix up my derogatory comments. Keeps the brain active.

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 09:03 AM
Especially when someone tells me "my taxes pay your salary"...

uh yeah, so do MINE.

quiet you... my taxes pay your salary... :nono:














:lol:

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:03 AM
she has a host of colorful phrases :happy: take the term crotchfruit, for example...

I will definitely be using the term crotchfruit in the future... that's a keeper

epo
03-25-2009, 09:04 AM
Especially when someone tells me "my taxes pay your salary"...

uh yeah, so do MINE.

Seriously...I'm impressed when a civil servant of any type hears that phrase and doesn't punch the jackass in the mouth.

Kudos to you sir.

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:05 AM
quiet you... my taxes pay your salary... :nono:
:lol:

ha ha...(was I really just laughing? only I know for sure)

Once a woman in Housing Project said that to me, and I said, and MY taxes pay your rent, so we're even.

ANC
03-25-2009, 09:06 AM
Especially when someone tells me "my taxes pay your salary"...

uh yeah, so do MINE.

Do you ever get the condescending, "You're job is to serve and protect me.." ?

Hottub
03-25-2009, 09:06 AM
ha ha...(was I really just laughing? only I know for sure)

Once a woman in Housing Project said that to me, and I said, and MY taxes pay your rent, so we're even.

Classic.:clap: I wish I was there to see the look on her stupid face!

BlackSpider
03-25-2009, 09:08 AM
ha ha...(was I really just laughing? only I know for sure)

Once a woman in Housing Project said that to me, and I said, and MY taxes pay your rent, so we're even.




Do you think she really payed taxes...?

ANC
03-25-2009, 09:08 AM
ha ha...(was I really just laughing? only I know for sure)

Once a woman in Housing Project said that to me, and I said, and MY taxes pay your rent, so we're even.

:lol:

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 09:09 AM
your taxes pay for me to sit on my ass and play on the computer all day,if no one has ever said thank you for that,i am right now,thanks

BlackSpider
03-25-2009, 09:10 AM
your taxes pay for me to sit on my ass and play on the computer all day,if no one has ever said thank you for that,i am right now,thanks

I thought AARP paid for that...

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:11 AM
Classic.:clap: I wish I was there to see the look on her stupid face!

Along the same lines, again in housing, a lady was screaming at my boss and she ended by saying "(you have to listen to me), I'm a tenant!" and he says, "Yeah? well I'm a LEW-tenant!"

Dunno if it translates to civilians, but it's the funniest thing I ever heard a boss say.

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 09:11 AM
I thought AARP paid for that...

http://www.philwoods.com/forums/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

Boca Bob
03-25-2009, 09:12 AM
your taxes pay for me to sit on my ass and play on the computer all day,if no one has ever said thank you for that,i am right now,thanks

Nice, Me too!!!

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 09:12 AM
At least the pope hasn't come out against condoms to the african people

Actually, the study behind the Pope's comment was rather interesting - I think the Pope just made a comment that wasn't well thought out and/or taken out of context.

The study related to areas of Africa where use of condoms was pushed rather than education that pushed abstinence. The rate of HIV infection increased in the areas where only condoms were provided and in areas where the "abstinence method" was pushed showed dramatic decreases in new infections (from something like 15% down to 5%).

However, I think the study was somewhat loaded. If condom use AND sexual education were being used hand-in-hand I doubt the numbers would be the same.

I will try to find links if I can.

SP1!
03-25-2009, 09:12 AM
ha ha...(was I really just laughing? only I know for sure)

Once a woman in Housing Project said that to me, and I said, and MY taxes pay your rent, so we're even.

Well you should have arrested her for providing false information, if shes in a housing project she doesnt pay taxes.

Those people make me sick, we have some white trash people near our family home in north georgia that dont work full time jobs, do not pay rent, and bum rides off of every one yet somehow they got a $8k check as a tax return. I asked them why do they deserve a tax return, you dont do shit. Fucking free loaders.

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:14 AM
your taxes pay for me to sit on my ass and play on the computer all day,if no one has ever said thank you for that,i am right now,thanks

You're not paid for these posts? Someone else needs to be issuing the thanks.

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:15 AM
Well you should have arrested her for providing false information, if shes in a housing project she doesnt pay taxes.

Those people make me sick, we have some white trash people near our family home in north georgia that dont work full time jobs, do not pay rent, and bum rides off of every one yet somehow they got a $8k check as a tax return. I asked them why do they deserve a tax return, you dont do shit. Fucking free loaders.

I'm always interested to visit the housing project parking lots. Always nicer cars in there than mine..and dont get me started on the Flat Screen tv's!

A woman once "bragged" to me that she had been in the building for 30 years, since it had been built... I was honestly confused, "Youve been in TEMPORARY housing for 30 years? You were never able to get back on your feet??" I was young and gullible back then.

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 09:18 AM
whoa, he kisses his dad on the lips.

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 09:19 AM
I'm always interested to visit the housing project parking lots. Always nicer cars in there than mine..and dont get me started on the Flat Screen tv's!

A woman once "bragged" to me that she had been in the building for 30 years, since it had been built... I was honestly confused, "Youve been in TEMPORARY housing for 30 years? You were never able to get back on your feet??" I was young and gullible back then.

this one time when i went on a home visit for some foster kids, the foster parent, who lived in a nasty housing project in brooklyn, had a 1080i flat screen tv that literally covered the whole wall. it was some crazy anthony cumia status tv. had to be at least 80".

im in the wrong damn business.

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:19 AM
whoa, he kisses his dad on the lips.

wow. I was really hoping he had said "kissED" but he had to clarify and say he still does,,,
thats weird.

jennysmurf
03-25-2009, 09:19 AM
whoa, he kisses his dad on the lips.

You like it.

Don Stugots
03-25-2009, 09:19 AM
Along the same lines, again in housing, a lady was screaming at my boss and she ended by saying "(you have to listen to me), I'm a tenant!" and he says, "Yeah? well I'm a LEW-tenant!"

Dunno if it translates to civilians, but it's the funniest thing I ever heard a boss say.

Maybe its one of those "had to be there" kind of jokes.

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 09:20 AM
Geez, thank god this is an XL channel.

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:20 AM
Misteriosa-- I said DONT get me started!!!

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 09:20 AM
You like it.

sorry for the delay in reply, just cleaning myself up.

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:21 AM
Maybe its one of those "had to be there" kind of jokes.

I'll retell it on saturday. so u can be there!

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 09:23 AM
Misteriosa-- I said DONT get me started!!!

dont get lippy with ME sir...

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 09:23 AM
"Piece of whale shit" would be a better insult.

epo
03-25-2009, 09:23 AM
I like our Rorscach much better. This one seems to be a faggot.

KatPw
03-25-2009, 09:24 AM
OT meltdowns are always FTW.

ANC
03-25-2009, 09:24 AM
This reminds me of..

"Hey There, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag...How Do Ya Do?"

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mr_garrison.jpg

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 09:24 AM
BTW, I'll be in NYC on Sunday night. Any chance we can reschedule the baby shower to that night?

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:25 AM
I hope Rorscach starts to post on R&F.net.

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 09:25 AM
Rohrschack in a "Laugh Gang" :laugh:

but really, horrible that this guy is someone's landlord.

like suburban Birmingham isn't bad enough.

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:25 AM
BTW, I'll be in NYC on Sunday night. Any chance we can reschedule the baby shower to that night?

doubt it...but I'll have a drink witcha!

Fatwreck86
03-25-2009, 09:26 AM
Who is this guy....I just tuned in.

Don Stugots
03-25-2009, 09:26 AM
I'll retell it on saturday. so u can be there!

If I'm home in time, if not you can call me.

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 09:27 AM
So people complain about mods at other message boards as well?

Whiskeyportal
03-25-2009, 09:28 AM
I like our Rorscach much better. This one seems to be a faggot.

Ours thinks he invented that word, faggot

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 09:28 AM
So were people laughing with rorshach or at him? Wasn't certain where we landed with that.

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:28 AM
So people complain about mods at other message boards as well?

How can we get Rorscach as a R&F.net mod?

ANC
03-25-2009, 09:29 AM
Cigars, Comics, Wii Games and Liquor? Is he wearing a NAMBLA shirt too?

Hottub
03-25-2009, 09:29 AM
Zelda.

A.J.
03-25-2009, 09:29 AM
Cigars, Comics, Wii Games and Liquor? Is he wearing a NAMBLA shirt too?

Sounds like an episode of "To Catch A Predator".

epo
03-25-2009, 09:30 AM
I hope Rorscach starts to post on R&F.net.

He does. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=17129)

~Katja~
03-25-2009, 09:31 AM
was wondering what message board he was bitching about

Dell
03-25-2009, 09:33 AM
He does. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=17129)

I saw some of his post but didn't think it was the same guy... oops... thanks

Heather 8
03-25-2009, 09:33 AM
Oh boy, another string of threatening emails from Davey Mac.

TjM
03-25-2009, 09:34 AM
Oh boy, another string of threatening emails from Davey Mac.

Wha happened?

epo
03-25-2009, 09:34 AM
ESD is a bit of a psycho with the emails/interwebz stuff. Of course, that's between him and Casey.

TjM
03-25-2009, 09:35 AM
ESD is a bit of a psycho with the emails/interwebz stuff. Of course, that's between him and Casey.

And eventually the courts

Hottub
03-25-2009, 09:35 AM
ESD is a bit of a psycho with the emails/interwebz stuff. Of course, that's between him and Casey.

Davey for mod.

Furtherman
03-25-2009, 09:36 AM
Dave, I'd kill for a girl as upfront and honest as Casey.

Most guys would.

hammersavage
03-25-2009, 09:37 AM
Dave, I'd kill for a girl as upfront and honest and big tittied as Casey.


I definitely would.

Heather 8
03-25-2009, 09:38 AM
Davey for mod.

Please, he doesn't even know about the italics tab.

TjM
03-25-2009, 09:38 AM
Dave, I'd kill for a girl as upfront and honest as Casey.

Most guys would.

I can kind of see how he feels sometimes. As a guy with low self esteem in my younger days whenever I "dated up" I would have some bad jealousy but once I hit about 23 I came into my own and became much more confident

Furtherman
03-25-2009, 09:39 AM
I definitely would.

:laugh: When you're right, you're right.

IMSlacker
03-25-2009, 09:39 AM
ooph. Get a new phone, dude.

epo
03-25-2009, 09:40 AM
Davey for mod.

You haven't had a worse idea in years. And that includes the choice you make each day to keep those Winger albums.

TheSARGE
03-25-2009, 09:40 AM
Hey Buddays!

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Been a while since I've been on R&F.:happy:

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:40 AM
ooph. Get a new phone, dude.

I thought Mars was announcing an attack.

lukedog9
03-25-2009, 09:43 AM
SUre you could ron.:thumbup:

ChrisTheCop
03-25-2009, 09:47 AM
There's another CTC in town?

I dont wanna hear it.

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 09:47 AM
Chris "Triple Pipe" Thundercock.

:lol:

epo
03-25-2009, 09:56 AM
A good, clean group like the New Kids................

I love that rant by Bill Hicks.

Hottub
03-25-2009, 09:56 AM
It's a gas.

Hottub
03-25-2009, 09:58 AM
It always comes back to Sean Penn.

http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/500/179882Spicoli.jpg

Don Stugots
03-25-2009, 09:59 AM
It's a gas.

Is that what the smell is?

lukedog9
03-25-2009, 10:01 AM
National Anthem!

Free Bird! Motherfuckers! lol

Dingbat_Charlie
03-25-2009, 10:02 AM
oh man I could use a good wake 'n bake.

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:02 AM
how bout "jesus saves" by SLAYER...NO?

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 10:03 AM
We're Comin' To Your Town, We're Here To Party Down

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:05 AM
How bout "all night long" lionel richie

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 10:05 AM
Steve Miller Band, "Livin' In The USA": "Somebody get me a cheeseburger..."

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:06 AM
how bout " linus and lucy" the theme to charlie brown

IMSlacker
03-25-2009, 10:08 AM
Can't use "Born to Be Wild" because John Kay is a dirty Canadian.

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:09 AM
ring of fire????

epo
03-25-2009, 10:10 AM
If we are gonna have a new national anthem....it better be funky.

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:10 AM
Sex Machine? james brown...or funky drummer??

A.J.
03-25-2009, 10:11 AM
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SUB
03-25-2009, 10:12 AM
surfin u.s.a

Don Stugots
03-25-2009, 10:12 AM
Land of confussion

epo
03-25-2009, 10:13 AM
Sex Machine? james brown...or funky drummer??

I like the way you think. How about "Papa's gotta a brand new bag"?

KatPw
03-25-2009, 10:14 AM
Love CCR. Saw Fogerty in concert a few years ago. Fantastic show.

Hottub
03-25-2009, 10:16 AM
"American Band" has a positive message.

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 10:17 AM
OK, it's about time to just give up on callers for the Ron & Fez show. They seem to be hurting more than helping.

Go to no interaction or just Instant Feedback where you can pick out the good stuff.

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:17 AM
I like the way you think. How about "Papa's gotta a brand new bag"?
can always do curtis mayfield too..maybe superfly??

lukedog9
03-25-2009, 10:18 AM
how about "BAJEEBY!"

epo
03-25-2009, 10:18 AM
Ray Charles - "What'd I say"

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 10:18 AM
"American Band" has a positive message.

getting oral from random chicks on tour, hooking up with a plastercaster, what else could better for Mark Farner and the boys from Flint, MI.

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:18 AM
NO to GNR

ANC
03-25-2009, 10:19 AM
:lol: DAve's Axl got my coworkers to give me dirty looks..

A.J.
03-25-2009, 10:19 AM
I'm still picturing Dave with Steven Adler.

OGC
03-25-2009, 10:19 AM
Dave singing is the most cringe inducing thing on the show!

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 10:19 AM
IT MAKES ME FEZ for nat'l anthem

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:20 AM
highway star? thats pretty heavy

MisterSmith
03-25-2009, 10:20 AM
I may be "Negative Ned" today, but Dave has permanently ruined my enjoyment of GNR.

I can't listen to any GNR song anymore without hearing Dave's POS Axl impression in my head. It's a damn shame. :furious:

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 10:20 AM
https://www.missingink.net/mishop/admin/ProductImages/10/cd_FTP.jpg

the rock patriot. oh christ.

Hottub
03-25-2009, 10:20 AM
These guys are foriegners.:thumbdown:

UpperEastSideDave
03-25-2009, 10:22 AM
I just love how dave is about three beats fast on all of his GNR songs

SUB
03-25-2009, 10:23 AM
DUDE I HAVE IT!!!!!... The theme to MIAMI VICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats it... i fuckin win!!!!!!!!!!!

CanadianDave
03-25-2009, 10:28 AM
Jesus take the wheel

CanadianDave
03-25-2009, 10:31 AM
the blind dude from American idol singing "thriller

A.J.
03-25-2009, 10:32 AM
Crazed should be a marriage counselor.

OGC
03-25-2009, 10:32 AM
Who would have guessed that Crazed and Matty Fridays would agree on something ?

epo
03-25-2009, 10:32 AM
Morality by Crazed?

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 10:33 AM
Who would have guessed that Crazed and Matty Fridays would agree on something ?

matty fridays isnt crazed's board name?

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 10:33 AM
Who is the worst advocate: Earl for Obama or Crazed against ashleymadison.com?

drjoek
03-25-2009, 10:34 AM
Havent heard from Crazed in a while

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 10:35 AM
I'm thinking one minute until the crazed's anti-ashley madison rap lyrics.

epo
03-25-2009, 10:36 AM
Fez with the hilarious bowling line.....

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 10:36 AM
Crazed Is Abner Louima?

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 10:38 AM
my name is crazed
you'd be amazed
how a broom up your ass
can make you cum fast

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 10:39 AM
He came?!!!

SHWA25GUNNER
03-25-2009, 10:39 AM
interesting: MafiaLife Chris fondled at a friend's house, Crazed sodomized at a friend's house.

nice.

A.J.
03-25-2009, 10:39 AM
I'm thinking one minute until the crazed's anti-ashley madison rap lyrics.

Close.

epo
03-25-2009, 10:41 AM
So Crazed is a janitorial engineer?

A.J.
03-25-2009, 10:41 AM
So Crazed is a janitorial engineer?

A master of the custodial arts.

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 10:42 AM
Did he say he'd cum on his mamma during that rap?

epo
03-25-2009, 10:44 AM
A master of the custodial arts.

A porcelain specialist?

Furtherman
03-25-2009, 10:46 AM
Sorry Ron (and Dave) but Eric is NOT coming to the party.

He's got an early flight the next morning.

jennysmurf
03-25-2009, 10:47 AM
Crazed is icky. I'm sorry, someone had to say it.

UpperEastSideDave
03-25-2009, 10:47 AM
Good Song good Lyric...

Dingbat_Charlie
03-25-2009, 10:48 AM
Good Song good Lyric...

grammy potential?

jennysmurf
03-25-2009, 10:48 AM
Good Song good Lyric...

But can you dance to it?

UpperEastSideDave
03-25-2009, 10:50 AM
But can you dance to it?

I saw HTG dance to it the other day, and I can tell you... Yes, you CAN dance to it.

EliSnow
03-25-2009, 10:50 AM
Okay, I'm done starting listening threads for a little while. My threads are performing at drjoek levels.

disneyspy
03-25-2009, 10:50 AM
I saw HTG dance to it the other day, and I can tell you... Yes, you CAN dance to it.

was she dancin with a broom?

jennysmurf
03-25-2009, 10:51 AM
I saw HTG dance to it the other day, and I can tell you... Yes, you CAN dance to it.

Well, that's all I need. I second the grammy nomination.

drjoek
03-25-2009, 10:52 AM
Okay, I'm done starting listening threads for a little while. My threads are performing at drjoek levels.

My threads have been successful lately

EliSnow09 is the new drjoek !!

The sting will fade


Eventually

Dell
03-25-2009, 10:52 AM
Okay, I'm done starting listening threads for a little while. My threads are performing at drjoek levels.

we need a signal for Chuckwagoncook to join when the threads are looking lean sorta like the bat signal

Don Stugots
03-25-2009, 10:54 AM
Sorry Ron (and Dave) but Eric is NOT coming to the party.

He's got an early flight the next morning.

Then I shant be atteneding.

Furtherman
03-25-2009, 10:54 AM
Then I shant be atteneding.

Then who am I going to talk too... myself?

Dell
03-25-2009, 10:55 AM
donk... later buddays

Misteriosa
03-25-2009, 10:55 AM
well... this will be my last episode of the buddays for a full week... the voicemail is changed and my work is done. see you all next thursday buddays :bye:

DONK!