WampusCrandle - ALIVE

[hammersavage]

Don't believe the rumors.

[Marc with a c]

Don't believe the rumors.

no matter what he says.

[hammersavage]

If he did pass, you bet he'd be the first to make a thread about it.

[led37zep]

ok...he's alive but is he married, divorced, constipated? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!

[burrben]

wampus crandle might have a gloomy jib, but i like the cut of it

[Slumbag]

Actually, he's been dead this whole time.

[hammersavage]

I just got freaked the fuck out.

[Slumbag]

I just got freaked the fuck out.

The call is coming from INSIDE the house.

[WampusCrandle]

WampusCrandle - RESURRECTED (i died for your sins, jerk offs, but i'm back!)

[Marc with a c]

liar

[Dude!]

i always thought wc was a woman
live and learn

[WampusCrandle]

liar

i would never lie to those baby blue's of yours :happy:

remember, in high school i was boy most voted to "be resurrected after dying"

[drusilla]

i'd be sad

[CofyCrakCocaine]

i'd get mad

[hammersavage]

He died for our jerk off sins.

[drjoek]

Forget About Wampus Crandle
What About Fat_Sunny?

[EliSnow]

Given Wampus' love of death, maybe his avatar should be Thanos?

http://www.corvusonline.net/thanos/ThanosThrone.JPG

Or Death from Sandman:

http://www.vamp.org/Gothic/Images/images/death2.gif

[Don Stugots]

He is doing God's work. An angel if you will.

[Jujubees2]

Forget About Wampus Crandle
What About Fat_Sunny?

Fat_Sunny is in a much better place now.....

[WampusCrandle]

He is doing God's work. An angel if you will.

From your lips to God's ear, I do his work, praise His name on high.

[mikeyboy]

I would like WampusCrandle to announce my death.

[A.J.]

I would like WampusCrandle to announce my death.

Not for years.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/thumb/4/40/Johla.jpg/250px-Johla.jpg

[Freitag]

He is doing God's work. An angel if you will.

If Wampus shows up wearing a slinky red dress and talking about God's plan, I may lose my lunch.

[DolaMight]

Hey Club Soda Kenny, where did you come up with the silly name WampusCrandle?

[Jujubees2]

Damn Wampus, I saw all those white flags in front of the McGinley Center and thought they were for your memorial.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

TMZ reports that Wampus Crandle is indeed alive and has also bitch slapped Rhianna

[Furtherman]

Peter Frampton did it better.

[WampusCrandle]

Damn Wampus, I saw all those white flags in front of the McGinley Center and thought they were for your memorial.

I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE

Peter Frampton did it better.

that's a flat out lie.

[RhinoinMN]

His love for the geriatrics has finally caught up with him.