Is it bad to keep a list?

[topless_mike]

... of everyone I've laid pipe to?
Its secretly stashed somewhere. Not identifiable by anything else, no marks on it.
Just names.

Yes ? No ?

[Furtherman]

I don't know if it's bad, but it's creepy... and.... what's the point?

[EliSnow]

I used to keep one mentally. Never wrote it down though.

[JPMNICK]

aren;t you married? do you plan on it changing? if not, then why even bother keeping it? it can only ever cause a problem at this point if someone stumbles on it.

[Dougie Brootal]

creep.
no wonder your wife wont put out.

[hammersavage]

What if you don't know a name to write down?

[Furtherman]

What if you don't know a name to write down?

His name was Randy.

[hammersavage]

Uncle Randy Savage

[TheGameHHH]

I liked the idea of a panty stash better

[OGC]

What if you don't know a name to write down?

You can ask her to write it down herself with her crayons.

[A.J.]

I can put my list on a postage stamp.

[Aggie]

I kinda wish I had. I feel very whorish that I can't remember all the guys I gave BJ's to in college.

[hammersavage]

See now if I said that I'd get a new mod quote.

[Dougie Brootal]

I liked the idea of a panty stash better

:lol:

[hammersavage]

I kinda wish I had. I feel very whorish that I can't remember all the guys I gave BJ's to in college.

Just a question, would it fit if you wrote it on this:

http://www.myposprinter.com/images/thermal_paper_rolls.jpg

[Aggie]

Just a question, would it fit if you wrote it on this:

http://www.myposprinter.com/images/thermal_paper_rolls.jpg

There might be a little blank space on it, but not much. I had quite the reputation.

[Furtherman]

There might be a little blank space on it, but not much. I had quite the reputation.

*sigh* I miss knowing girls like you were!

[razorboy]

Bad? No. Juvenile? Absolutely. Masculine? Not even remotely.

[Jujubees2]

I kinda wish I had. I feel very whorish that I can't remember all the guys I gave BJ's to in college.

Damn, I went to the wrong college!

I can fit mine on a grain of rice.

[Dougie Brootal]

*sigh* I miss knowing girls like you were!

i miss knowing girls.


PERIOD.

[razorboy]

i miss knowing girl's PERIODs.

Eww.

[JerseyRich]

I like knowing women, not girls.

My list fits on a mini-post it note.

[Don Stugots]

nothing is wrong with a mental list, for batching reasons.

[Aggie]

*sigh* I miss knowing girls like you were!

Damn, I went to the wrong college!

Actually, if it makes you feel any better, if you weren't on the football or basketball team, you really didn't have much of a chance anyway. :smoke:

[grlNIN]

I think i can count them all between my fingers & toes.

Sometimes one will slip in that i forgot about and then i remember why.

[~Katja~]

a list? really?
must be that damn rock start status...

[JerseyRich]

Actually, if it makes you feel any better, if you weren't on the football or basketball team, you really didn't have much of a chance anyway. :smoke:


Translated:

http://hotchocolatefinder.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/72808.jpg

[~Katja~]

Translated:

http://hotchocolatefinder.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/72808.jpg

that's probably what they physically appeared to look like back then, but when you go back looking through the yearbooks they all looked like geeky nerds no matter how much they tried to be hot.

Guys don't get hot until they reach a certain age.

[Dave's Cackle]

Evidence.

[Jujubees2]

that's probably what they physically appeared to look like back then, but when you go back looking through the yearbooks they all looked like geeky nerds no matter how much they tried to be hot.

Guys don't get hot until they reach a certain age.

46? :wink:

[EliSnow]

I kinda wish I had. I feel very whorish that I can't remember all the guys I gave BJ's to in college.

Aggie?

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Marilyn-Ghigliotti-Clerks.4.jpg

[~Katja~]

46? :wink:

close... I would say at least very late 20's

[razorboy]

close... I would say at least very late 20's

It doesn't happen for all of us.

[Aggie]

Translated:

http://hotchocolatefinder.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/72808.jpg

You know me so well. :wub:

[hammersavage]

I think i can count them all between my fingers & toes.

Sometimes one will slip in that i forgot about and then i remember why.

But I've seen your feet.

http://www.thefunnypage.com/toes/6toes.jpg




And I played football.

[TjM]

Actually, if it makes you feel any better, if you weren't on the football or basketball team, you really didn't have much of a chance anyway. :smoke:

See I knew studying was the wrong choice!

[~Katja~]

But I've seen your feet.

http://www.thefunnypage.com/toes/6toes.jpg



And I played football.


eeew, could you at least pick some pretty ones?

http://poplicks.com/images/six-toes.jpg

[hammersavage]

eeew, could you at least pick some pretty ones?


I saw those and I stuck with my decision.

[grlNIN]

I saw those and I stuck with my decision.

Sorry i don't look like your mom.

Are you PMSing today?

[razorboy]

eeew, could you at least pick some pretty ones?

http://poplicks.com/images/six-toes.jpg

Pretty? Really?

[Badinia]

I find it's more time-effective to list the people I *haven't* been intimate with, so that fits on a 3x5 card.

[hammersavage]

Sorry i don't look like your mom.

Are you PMSing today?

Maybe

[grlNIN]

Maybe


Grump.

[~Katja~]

Pretty? Really?

well in comparison...

[epo]

A precise list? A man shouldn't be able to remember all of the debauchery of his youth and only have a "ballpark number".

[ToiletCrusher]

yes. A list in my opinion is just an ego thing.

[underdog]

I always thought "laid pipe" meant take a shit. So this thread seems very weird.

[boosterp]

See I knew studying was the wrong choice!

Ditto, it only takes 10 fingers and 1 toe to count my accomplishments. And, all but 3 where in my Army days (one for each year I was in) nearly 10 years ago. One in High school, one I married, and one I am with now.

[epo]

I always thought "laid pipe" meant take a shit. So this thread seems very weird.

I've always called a "log" a turd and used "pipe" for my sweet, sweet manhood.

[razorboy]

And, all but 3 where in my Army days (one for each year I was in).

Don't ask, don't tell?

[boosterp]

Don't ask, don't tell?

:lol::lol::lol:

Were you one of them? :smoke:

[RoseBlood]

... of everyone I've laid pipe to?
Its secretly stashed somewhere. Not identifiable by anything else, no marks on it.
Just names.
Yes ? No ?
I'm certain these women have completely blocked all memory of you out of their minds.
Creepo.
I like knowing women, not girls.
My list fits on a mini-post it note.
We are part of an elite and rare class Rich.
Mine could fit on one of these.
http://content.etilize.com/spr/EJ/2014515.jpg

[meanmrbill]

Only keep a list if there are corresponding pictures. A list like this is meaningless without pictures.

[~Katja~]

I'm certain these women have completely blocked all memory of you out of their minds.
Creepo.

We are part of an elite and rare class Rich.
Mine could fit on one of these.
http://content.etilize.com/spr/EJ/2014515.jpg

note that they are see through... Rose is a tease ;)

[boosterp]

note that they are see through... Rose is a tease ;)

:lol:

Rose means a whole package of those, not one dot. :tongue:

[led37zep]

If you got them all to sign after the event...then no


Its AWESOME!

[santino]

is this list hidden in the same place as your diary?

[~Katja~]

:lol:

Rose means a whole package of those, not one dot. :tongue:

it has a 1000 dots... are you saying Rose is a bit lose???
I could not even fill one sheet of it...and I like sex

[hammersavage]

There's 40 a sheet. Under is very respectable still.

[~Katja~]

There's 40 a sheet. Under is very respectable still.

didn't look at it that way... it's even waaaay less than half a sheet then :(

[TheMojoPin]

Seems pretty pathetic.

[hammersavage]

Well I hope its not 13, that'd be very unlucky.

[RoseBlood]

goddamn you, i meant one dot! but i can write very small.
it's probably pathetic either way you look at it. :down:

[Aggie]

goddamn you, i meant one dot! but i can write very small.
it's probably pathetic either way you look at it. :down:

If you play your cards right you can add me to your list. :wink:

[hammersavage]

Nobody talk. This story just turned awesome.

[Freakshow]

Grayson Morehead likes the idea of keeping a list...

We must take special care of the list with each client's name and the
amount of money he has invested. If we were to lose that list, we
would be ruined.

- If My Wife Calls -

If my wife calls white I'm in shagging my secretary, tell her I'm
at a board meeting. That way I'll be able to continue shagging my
secretary without my wife knowing about it.

- the tradition continues... -

If my wife were to find out about me and my secretary; that would be bad.
As bad as losing the list

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe Mike is writing a book about all his affairs and he's using a chart in his notebook to keep track of all the sexual acts.

Of course, this also means that Ben Affleck tried to fuck him up the ass while demanding to be called all of the New Kids.

[RoseBlood]

If you play your cards right you can add me to your list. :wink:

*GAH!*

*edit* how's this?

http://z.about.com/d/magic/1/5/g/9/RoyalFlush1-final.jpg

[~Katja~]

Well I hope its not 13, that'd be very unlucky.
still way off

goddamn you, i meant one dot! but i can write very small.
it's probably pathetic either way you look at it. :down:

not pathetic at all... we just have standards :)
then again the few on my list have not been all that glorious so I guess pathetic could be a valid term :(

[hammersavage]

still way off

Well I know it happened once.

[epo]

Well I hope its not 13, that'd be very unlucky.

Never tell a chick that you've been with 9 or 12 previous partners. No chick wants to know that she's "double digits" or "unlucky 13".

[Gvac]

Do blow jobs count?

[hammersavage]

Receiving, not giving.

[epo]

Do blow jobs count?

How many have you given?

See what I did there?

[hammersavage]

I definitely saw it.

[razorboy]

See what I did there?

Get to the punchline second?

[RoseBlood]

Never tell a chick that you've been with 9 or 12 previous partners. No chick wants to know that she's "double digits" or "unlucky 13".
If we're just talking sex partners (oral or otherwise), this seriously does not bother me. I'd be more turned off he had 13 relationships than 1,000 sex partners. So long as he has a clean bill of health, and committed to me, what do I care what he's done in his past?

[TheMojoPin]

If we're just talking sex partners (oral or otherwise), this seriously does not bother me. I'd be more turned off he had 13 relationships than 1,000 sex partners. So long as he has a clean bill of health, and committed to me, what do I care what he's done in his past?

Yeah, but this is epo.

[epo]

Get to the punchline second?

Which is much better than getting to him second, if ya know what I mean. And I'm quite sure you do.....

[RoseBlood]

Yeah, but this is epo.

I have no idea what you're getting at.

[TheMojoPin]

I have no idea what you're getting at.

We don't call him "creepo" for kicks:

Which is much better than getting to him second, if ya know what I mean. And I'm quite sure you do.....

I rest my case.

[razorboy]

I have no idea what you're getting at.

I think that's a good thing.

[epo]

If we're just talking sex partners (oral or otherwise), this seriously does not bother me. I'd be more turned off he had 13 relationships than 1,000 sex partners. So long as he has a clean bill of health, and committed to me, what do I care what he's done in his past?

Which is the right attitude, but we all know chicks who are as mentally unstable as Mojo who freak out about these things.

[epo]

We don't call him "creepo" for kicks:

I rest my case.

I hate you so much.

[TheMojoPin]

It's going to be a glorious day.

[epo]

It's going to be a glorious day.

Going to be a glorious day? What, did you just crawl out of bed you lazy hippie?

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski04.jpg

Your revolution is over, Mr. Mojopin. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

[TheMojoPin]

I was up at 5 AM for work.

[RoseBlood]

Which is the right attitude, but we all know chicks who are as mentally unstable as Mojo who freak out about these things.

Well, this is true, but a guys past is his past. I judge him by his present behavior with me and until he gives me reason to distrust him I will continue to think that he's only into me. I can't relate to any other way of thinking. I have no reason to freak out over that, so long as I'm confident that behavior is in his past. I never think about being compared to another chick in the bedroom cause what's it matter? If he's with me, there is a reason and unless he says otherwise I'll assume he's happy and satisfied.

[epo]

I was up at 5 AM for work.

Did you keep a list of the guys you blew today?

[TheMojoPin]

Did you keep a list of the guys you blew today?

Once you get over that first dick they all run together.

So no.

[Hottub]

Once you get over that first dick they all run together.

So no.

Service before self. That is why you are a good egg.

[~Katja~]

Do blow jobs count?

according to Aggie, yes

[~Katja~]

Well, this is true, but a guys past is his past. I judge him by his present behavior with me and until he gives me reason to distrust him I will continue to think that he's only into me. I can't relate to any other way of thinking. I have no reason to freak out over that, so long as I'm confident that behavior is in his past. I never think about being compared to another chick in the bedroom cause what's it matter? If he's with me, there is a reason and unless he says otherwise I'll assume he's happy and satisfied.

what if he is over 25 and never been with a woman? would that make you worry about his past?

[TheMojoPin]

what if he is over 25 and never been with a woman? would that make you worry about his past?

What past? He'd be a sexual tabula rasa.

[RoseBlood]

what if he is over 25 and never been with a woman? would that make you worry about his past?

Ohhhh very good question. I have to think about that one, but it would make me think he was shy and probably lousy in bed and at 25 I don't want to be a teacher unless he can reciprocate.

[Gvac]

according to Aggie, yes

Al Dukes agrees.

[SatCam]

it's easier for me to keep a list of the girls I havent been with

[keithy_19]

I don't get why the amount of people you sleep with should matter. It doesn't make you a better person than someone who has slept with less.

I'm all fashioned, but sex should be a component of love...

[razorboy]

'm all fashioned

Well, you are a fancy man.

[Hottub]

sex should be a component of love...

You do realize Ashley Madison is an important sponsor, right?

[~Katja~]

I don't get why the amount of people you sleep with should matter. It doesn't make you a better person than someone who has slept with less.

I'm all fashioned, but sex should be a component of love...

all fashion, huh?
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1612/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1612R-19325.jpg

today's fashion stinks

[RoseBlood]

but sex should be a component of love...

Wow, you really are like a young girl. It doesn't have to be, but it sure is 100x better when it is.

[PerryWinkle]

all fashion, huh?
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1612/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1612R-19325.jpg

today's fashion stinks

is that how Lukas dresses?

[boosterp]

goddamn you, i meant one dot! but i can write very small.
it's probably pathetic either way you look at it. :down:

still way off



not pathetic at all... we just have standards :)
then again the few on my list have not been all that glorious so I guess pathetic could be a valid term :(

Thank you standards, this should be admired.

Well, this is true, but a guys past is his past. I judge him by his present behavior with me and until he gives me reason to distrust him I will continue to think that he's only into me. I can't relate to any other way of thinking. I have no reason to freak out over that, so long as I'm confident that behavior is in his past. I never think about being compared to another chick in the bedroom cause what's it matter? If he's with me, there is a reason and unless he says otherwise I'll assume he's happy and satisfied.

Before my GF I went out on 2 dates, she asked me how many I had been with, I answer truthfully, then she tells me she's been with "around 60" all sexual and warns me that she has HSV II. Needless to say the 3rd date did not happen.

I don't get why the amount of people you sleep with should matter. It doesn't make you a better person than someone who has slept with less.

I'm all fashioned, but sex should be a component of love...

Old fashioned yes, but tons of people at a young age tells a lot about their values IMO.

[keithy_19]

Wow, you really are like a young girl. It doesn't have to be, but it sure is 100x better when it is.

Of course it doesn't have to be. I just feel that it should be because of something other than just lust. I kind of don't like that this is my mentality, but it's just how I feel. I've went and sown my seed and I have just felt empty after. Yeah, I got laid, but there's no connection. It's just cheap.

[Aggie]

Originally Posted by Gvac
Do blow jobs count?


according to Aggie, yes

Well, my sex list is very short but my BJ list is another story. I think I enjoyed them a bit too much in college. Hence, why I can't remember them all. That's why I brought them up.

[topless_mike]

is that how Lukas dresses?

easy there....

[RoseBlood]

Old fashioned yes, but tons of people at a young age tells a lot about their values IMO.
Yes, but I think it also says a lot about their security and self-image. Dont judge a woman too negatively for it, just don't fuck her.

[EliSnow]

I think I enjoyed them a bit too much in college.


Did you date Gvac?

[RoseBlood]

Well, my sex list is very short but my BJ list is another story. I think I enjoyed them a bit too much in college. Hence, why I can't remember them all. That's why I brought them up.
How can you not enjoy them? Oral fixations FTW!!!

[topless_mike]

even if a woman has a scroll for a list, doesnt make her a bad person.
she just likes sex. nothing wrong with it.

[Aggie]

How can you not enjoy them? Oral fixations FTW!!!

:clap: So true. I've struggled with oral fixation for a long time.

Did you date Gvac?

We used to joke how our sexual relationship was like the movie Deep Throat. We had so much fun but all good things cum to an end. I liked the ganja a little too much.

[RoseBlood]

We used to joke how our sexual relationship was like the movie Deep Throat.
Now I really need to see this movie.

[~Katja~]

Well, my sex list is very short but my BJ list is another story. I think I enjoyed them a bit too much in college. Hence, why I can't remember them all. That's why I brought them up.

despite what people say about crazy Germans or Europeans... I can't say BJ's were ever anything but part of sex... lol I think highschool and college life here is way wilder than it is in Europe... while we show a lot of sexual content on tv and in all media... I don't think it's actually practiced as much...
or maybe I was just a prude...lol

anyway... it doesn't make ya a bad person... ;)

[~Katja~]

even if a woman has a scroll for a list, doesnt make her a bad person.
she just likes sex. nothing wrong with it.

well you can like sex and still have it with the same person over and over... we are not talking a list for each time but each new partner....

[Hottub]

But you guys do poopies on each other.:blink:

[grlNIN]

Originally Posted by keithy_19 View Post
I'm all fashioned, but sex should be a component of love...


Am i the only one who read "butt sex" at first?

I thought keithy made a funny but i was so wrong.

[RoseBlood]

Am i the only one who read "butt sex" at first?

I thought keithy made a funny but i was so wrong.

I didn't read it that way, but now I am :lol::lol:

[~Katja~]

Am i the only one who read "butt sex" at first?

I thought keithy made a funny but i was so wrong.
:lol:
I bet that would only be allowed after marriage

[Furtherman]

Of course it doesn't have to be. I just feel that it should be because of something other than just lust. I kind of don't like that this is my mentality, but it's just how I feel. I've went and sown my seed and I have just felt empty after. Yeah, I got laid, but there's no connection. It's just cheap.

Someone get this kid herion and a hooker and lock him in a seedy AC motel room for a week.

[TjM]

I'd prefer not to remember some of them. I made some very poor decsions in my youth

[keithy_19]

:lol:
I bet that would only be allowed after marriage

Marriage is a product of love. Sex is a product of love. Sex before marriage is fine with me. I don't think it matters as long as people love each other.

I'm well aware that people have sex just to get off and there are no strings attached. That's fine with me. Do what you want. It's just not for me.

I thought keithy made a funny but i was so wrong.

My apologies for letting you down.

[epo]

Marriage is a product of love. Sex is a product of love. Sex before marriage is fine with me. I don't think it matters as long as people love each other.

I'm well aware that people have sex just to get off and there are no strings attached. That's fine with me. Do what you want. It's just not for me.

I'll never understand you Keithy.

[keithy_19]

I'll never understand you Keithy.

I often don't understand myself...

[~Katja~]

Marriage is a product of love. .

really? I know a number of married people that would fight you on that statement :P

[Gvac]

Well, my sex list is very short but my BJ list is another story. I think I enjoyed them a bit too much in college. Hence, why I can't remember them all. That's why I brought them up.

Did you date Gvac?

We used to joke how our sexual relationship was like the movie Deep Throat. We had so much fun but all good things cum to an end. I liked the ganja a little too much.

I'm willing to give you a second chance.

I'm what they call magnanimous.

[weekapaugjz]

my list is very short. but i don't really care, i still know how to get the job done.

[keithy_19]

really? I know a number of married people that would fight you on that statement :P

This is also true.

I'm just saying in regards to me, I'm only going into marriage if I'm in love with the girl.

[weekapaugjz]

This is also true.

I'm just saying in regards to me, I'm only going into marriage if I'm in love with the girl.

so how many girls have would you have married from your past?

[just-a-trucker]

My list is long but ended 27 years ago when I met my BV. She knows about them all. Come on ESD, you know you want to know.

[PapaBear]

Years ago, I found my girlfriend's list (she ended up being wife number two). It was first names only. On the list, I saw my name with two names after it. I flipped out like an idiot. It didn't even occur to me that there had been another guy with my name and she hadn't even seen the list since before we met. Lists are a bad idea.

[keithy_19]

so how many girls have would you have married from your past?

I'm too young to think of marriage.

There's one girl who I would like to be with for a long time, and if she were to be the one I end up with I imagine I'll be very happy.

But once again, I'm far, far, FAR too young to be thinking of things like that.

[boosterp]

I'm too young to think of marriage.

There's one girl who I would like to be with for a long time, and if she were to be the one I end up with I imagine I'll be very happy.

But once again, I'm far, far, FAR too young to be thinking of things like that.

Depends on what country they are from. And you?

[keithy_19]

Eh. You're all right...hit and quit it...

[Aggie]

I'm willing to give you a second chance.

I'm what they call magnanimous.

If you're willing to pour cheese all over me and lick it off, I'm ready for that second chance.

[JerseyRich]

If you're willing to pour cheese all over me and lick it off, I'm ready for that second chance.

That is what we call a Catch 22.

[~Katja~]

If you're willing to pour cheese all over me and lick it off, I'm ready for that second chance.

that's kinda gross for the smell alone... make it chocolate and I am there... I am no gvac of course...

[Aggie]

that's kinda gross for the smell alone... make it chocolate and I am there... I am no gvac of course...

You don't have to lick anything off me for a chance with me! :wink:

[JerseyRich]

that's kinda gross for the smell alone... make it chocolate and I am there... I am no gvac of course...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Photographer.jpg

[~Katja~]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Photographer.jpg

you might want to put a filter over that lens.. it might get dirty from chocolate drips during close ups ;)

[JerseyRich]

you might want to put a filter over that lens.. it might get dirty from chocolate drips during close ups ;)

Such an experienced creep you are.

[~Katja~]

Such an experienced creep you are.

hey I am just protecting your equipment... that's all

[JerseyRich]

hey I am just protecting your equipment... that's all

I do appreciate your thoughtfulness.