Post Like Someone Else Day?

[disneyspy]

drjoek sucks.

[BlackSpider]

WMT



lmao... just had a flashback of pics of peed pantties




No, "evedder" actually...

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think you may have misunderstood, one of the two main themes in Dickens's A Tale of Two Cities is that the repeating cycle of life, death, and resurrection is an inextricable part of each human's existence. This cycle is repeated throughout the novel with different characters and with different types of resurrections within the plot action. Some are physical, some are emotional, and some are mental. One of the most obvious examples is Jerry Cruncher. The most obvious aspect about him is his work. He works as a resurrection man, digging up the dead and selling them for research.

If you liked that i might suggest some more books that seems more like your style and taste, i just finished reading all three on my lunch break and can't wait for the paperback copies to come out, this way i can keep them on hand with me for some light reading.

*wince*

[~Katja~]

for some reason the mods think I should no longer be able to post polls...
:(
maybe I just move on to calling all kinds of radio shows and podcasts as a prank caller

[Hottub]

How is it possible that I have so many posts and I go to a ton of events yet nobody knows who I am?

Post like somebody else, loser.

[SatCam]

Hey guys. I think we got off on a bad foot. I've spent some time away from the site and I got to thinking. I realized that the way I treated the people on this board and the people on the show wasn't right. I took you guys and the boys for granted and that was wrong.

I realized I should just relax and go with the flow. It's a new me.

And to coincide with this new me, I've opened up a new website called YakuzaSpars.com where you can join the internet Yakuza and become the Oyabun of your own Yakuza family. You can hear me talk about it on the show tomorrow after me and Ron discuss the new shipment of premium cigars I got him.

[~Katja~]

No, "evedder" actually...

really, all he ever posts are song lyrics... or politics :)

[underdog]

obama said palin was a lesbian.

nowhere did i say obama said palin was a lesbian.

[RoseBlood]

why this big hub bub then?

[disneyspy]

Stupid Earl, Cleopatra was Greek! She wasn't Egyptian!

[mikeyboy]

Appreciation Thread for the New Hot Female Poster Appreciation Thread

This thread is in appreciation of FoxyLuv88. Judging from her avatar, she's quite a fetching young woman. Even though she hasn't addressed me directly or answered any of my multiple PMs, I think we're going to get along just fine.

I guess I could hang back some and be cool, but woman like an aggressive guy. It's true. I saw it on a blog read by thousands of people.

[Tenbatsuzen]

gonna go old school.


Looking at my Padek Phillipe watch, I see it's almost 9:30 PM. I just got back, flying Continental's business class from Gilbraltar, where I was attending a conference on the psychology of prepubescent Austrian males.

I'm going to hang out with Ron in a few days, I think I'll sit down for dinner for a few minutes and discuss the Pixies before getting up and saying I'll be right back, and then leave.

By the way, does anyone know a good lawyer? I need to sue someone.

[torker]

Fuck you, Moe.

[BlackSpider]

really, all he ever posts are Pearl Jam song lyrics... or politics :)



Yup... (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/search.php?searchid=1862100)

[torker]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/LifeOnMarsBARC_800x496closer.jpg

[Marc with a c]

Fuck you, Moe.

I didn't even bring you up. Why do you have to come into every thread I post in and attack me? You clearly have no life other than to follow me from post to post proving you are an asshole.

[mikeyboy]

gonna go old school.


Looking at my Padek Phillipe watch, I see it's almost 9:30 PM. I just got back, flying Continental's business class from Gilbraltar, where I was attending a conference on the psychology of prepubescent Austrian males.

I'm going to hang out with Ron in a few days, I think I'll sit down for dinner for a few minutes and discuss the Pixies before getting up and saying I'll be right back, and then leave.

By the way, does anyone know a good lawyer? I need to sue someone.

Same criticsism you had of my first one -- too short.

[disneyspy]

No wonder all the other messageboards call you guys jerks, I miss what you guys posted 5 minutes ago and you attack me mercilessly! Fuck you assholes, I wont be back.

[torker]

I didn't even bring you up. Why do you have to come into every thread I post in and attack me? You clearly have no life other than to follow me from post to post proving you are an asshole.
Knock it off.

[underdog]

Even though you've shown me mounds and mounds of evidence, you're still wrong. I don't know why people think I'm a conservative, even though every post I've ever made on this site is against the democratic party.

[Marc with a c]

Knock it off.

Fuck you Moe.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I didn't even bring you up. Why do you have to come into every thread I post in and attack me? You clearly have no life other than to follow me from post to post proving you are an asshole.

Get some implants and then talk to me.

[BlackSpider]

Knock it off.



Done...


Knock It Off !

[underdog]

Early polls are showing that Obama is going to lose New York by 56%. My friend informed me that there's no way McCain can lose Massachusetts.

[Gvac]

What's going on here? I had a busy day of battling retards. One of them punched me and threw shit on me.

Then I tripped over my huge penis.

[torker]

Fuck you Moe.

I didn't even bring you up. Why do you have to come into every thread I post in and attack me? You clearly have no life other than to follow me from post to post proving you are an asshole.

[Hottub]

The cellular telephone will be the downfall of us all. That is why I drink beer by the gallon and go to Qatar bi-wekly.


*insert 80's movie quote and picture here.*

[Tenbatsuzen]

Same criticsism you had of my first one -- too short.

Agreed, but I didn't feel like searching out his posts for material.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think we've blown up doing this on 4/1... but still, fun thread.

[~Katja~]

who wants to join the page 12 club?
Come on fellas


Paltalk sucks!

[BlackSpider]

I think we've blown up doing this on 4/1... but still, fun thread.




Lighting in a bottle...

[Gvac]

i think i'm going crazy. i mean i stopped drinking and i'm really proud of my film but since my first wife died and my second one left i don't know what to do luckily i met a great woman on another message board. i think i'm going to marry her but i don't understand why i'm not on the show more

[Marc with a c]

Hottub is a cunt.

[Aggie]

Stay On Topic!!!!!

[Gvac]

The fucking Chinese are animals. Those filthy fuckers don't care about anything. They kill animals, pollute the planet, and fuck everyone over.

[Marc with a c]

my wife is so much better than me. i can't believe she puts up with my fat ass.

[Aggie]

The Ryan Adams concert was so amazing it moved me to tears just being in his presence.

[SatCam]

I think we've blown up doing this on 4/1... but still, fun thread.

don't flatter yourself

[SatCam]

Has anyone seen this new device to sodomize asian girls? I'm thinking about getting it because it looks cool but I really have no need for it. If someone could do some research on it because I am too lazy to do a google search that'd be great. Here's three YouTube vidoes of middle aged women doing yoga

[mikeyboy]

My new chick is great. She lives far away but she's been staying with me for the last week. Other than wanting my dad to give her a job, she's pretty much perfect. Look. She texted me pictures of her ass. What's that coming towards my head.

[Marc with a c]

cum gone astray?

[~Katja~]

My new chick is great. She lives far away but she's been staying with me for the last week. Other than wanting my dad to give her a job, she's pretty much perfect. Look. She texted me pictures of her ass. What's that coming towards my head.

damn beat me to it... and in a much funnier way :lol:

[JerseyRich]

The Ryan Adams concert was so amazing it moved me to tears just being in his presence.

faggot

[SatCam]

cum gone astray?

oh I get it, you're posting as yourself in this thread

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm sitting outside a third grade hip-hop class. There are goldfish crumbs coating my jacket and my wife's not going to be back for another five days. I'm not sure if this is Hell, but it's pretty close.

[Foster]

no, I want to have sex with 12 year old girls,
not 12 year old boys.

boys would be creepy

[JerseyRich]

My new chick is great. She lives far away but she's been staying with me for the last week. Other than wanting my dad to give her a job, she's pretty much perfect. Look. She texted me pictures of her ass. What's that coming towards my head.


You're really going to have to narrow it down a little more.

[BlackSpider]

stabneT yadhtriB yppaH !!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!!!!...

[torker]

I'll have to wait until morning to do my AJ.

[Marc with a c]

the faq will be updated by february 1.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll have to wait until morning to do my AJ.

NICE.

[Marc with a c]

why is earlshog editing my posts?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm going back into the restaurant to talk to her. I'll keep everyone updated on the story. Then I'll fuck an Amish girl. Why is Matty staring at me?

[~Katja~]

so we were at this restaurant and I ordered these biscuits. The order came with some gravy and before I knew it my wife just dug in... with a fork no less... and shoved the entire thing down her throat. I nearly puked. who eats gravy by he fork full?

[Don Stugots]

I am Joba's twin.

[Don Stugots]

Is this over the line?

[mikeyboy]

what is the fastest way to make 1mil in runescape....http://www.coolrunescape.com/i am currently making 5k bow string which will get me about 500k but i don't know what to do after that.if u would like to look at my skills look at the highscores! plz help me.........!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.coolrunescape.com/index.htmlhttp://www.coolrunescape.com/RunescapeWell.. around 3-4 years ago when i heard about runescape from a friend i decided to go check it out, i created 'Chavforlife' lol, you may laugh but it's true, i have no idea what made me think of that name, but yeah.. runescape accounts (http://www.coolrunescape.com/runescape-accounts.html)But anyway, since then i've only used this account but now it's got to the stage i actually really regret making this name in the first place, everyday my name get's commented by random player's, some "nice" comments suprisingly and some just pure hate which i understand ;p. But like with this name i'm forever getting judged, flamed when they have never actually spoken to me but meh.runescape cheats (http://www.coolrunescape.com/runescape-cheats.html)What about you guy's, any of you regret making your runescape account name?http://www.maplemsmesos.com

[torker]

~hiccup~
http://filthyxxxmas.com/images/xmascd_s0g3.jpg

[JerseyRich]

what is the fastest way to make 1mil in runescape....http://www.coolrunescape.com/i am currently making 5k bow string which will get me about 500k but i don't know what to do after that.if u would like to look at my skills look at the highscores! plz help me.........!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.coolrunescape.com/index.htmlhttp://www.coolrunescape.com/RunescapeWell.. around 3-4 years ago when i heard about runescape from a friend i decided to go check it out, i created 'Chavforlife' lol, you may laugh but it's true, i have no idea what made me think of that name, but yeah.. runescape accounts (http://www.coolrunescape.com/runescape-accounts.html)But anyway, since then i've only used this account but now it's got to the stage i actually really regret making this name in the first place, everyday my name get's commented by random player's, some "nice" comments suprisingly and some just pure hate which i understand ;p. But like with this name i'm forever getting judged, flamed when they have never actually spoken to me but meh.runescape cheats (http://www.coolrunescape.com/runescape-cheats.html)What about you guy's, any of you regret making your runescape account name?http://www.maplemsmesos.com
SPAM!

I reported you Buster!

[Don Stugots]

I'm grilling my meat leave me alone.

[drusilla]

Anywhoo...have I mentioned how much I adore Mr. Bill Murray?

[Aggie]

if you don't smoke blunts you're a pussy!

[~Katja~]

SPAM!

I reported you Buster!

are you mocking me?

[~Katja~]

if you don't smoke blunts you're a pussy!

stop being a pussy!

[~Katja~]

I'm grilling my meat leave me alone.

make sure you don't put cheese on it by accident

[Aggie]

RIP Sean Taylor

[lleeder]

I wanna switch with Roseblood, that way I can post about my period and she can make alot of threads.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yo fools, read my silly pot driven tips

[boosterp]

I will be Dr. Joe since he is banned. Can he still contact me via PM? :innocent:

[hammersavage]

All the good jokes are taken. This is what I get for actually leaving the house for a few hours.

[ToiletCrusher]

All the good jokes are taken. This is what I get for actually leaving the house for a few hours.









































who am i now?

[razorboy]

who am i now?

An alcoholic?

[El Mudo]

I'll have to wait until morning to do my AJ.

:lol::lol:

[A.J.]

The cellular telephone will be the downfall of us all. That is why I drink beer by the gallon and go to Qatar bi-wekly.


*insert 80's movie quote and picture here.*

You know me too well...CREEP.

I'll have to wait until morning to do my AJ.

HAWT.

[Hottub]

What just happened? I'm on a conference call.

And your sig is still too large.

[Don Stugots]

The listening thread will be the downfall of this site

The Sub-Forums will be the downfall of this site

The power mad mods will be the downfall of this site

Posting too much will be the downfall of this site

Justjon's twitter will be the downfall of this site

Mikeyboy's beard will be the downfall of this site

I am going to smoke and drink coffee will I shit myself in my work van while looking for my hat during Lent and will not post till Easter

[EliSnow]

Dear Ron Bennington:

I first listened to your show when you came to XM, and you brought pleasure to my lonely trucking life. But over time, I've gotten sick of your anti-american ways. Your constant criticism of our beloved President is sickening. The man is a patriot for invading Iraq and killing those towelheads that attacked us. And they had WMDs. They just have them hidden in secret bases under the sand. The mission was accomplished as W said until those insurgents were encouraged to attack by criticisms of our president, like yours!

I'm sure people will attack me as I am posting this on a fan website expressly devoted to you, but I've had enough. Plus, I'm not sure, but I think Fez may be gay, which is an abomination. I'm going to listen to a true american, Rush, who will tell me how to think.

[BlackSpider]

The listening thread will be the downfall of this site

The F.B.A. Bomb Shelter will be the downfall of this site

The Sub-Forums will be the downfall of this site

The power mad mods will be the downfall of this site

Posting too much will be the downfall of this site

Justjon's twitter will be the downfall of this site

Mikeyboy's beard will be the downfall of this site

I am going to smoke and drink coffee will I shit myself in my work van while looking for my hat during Lent and will not post till Easter




Fixed...

[EliSnow]

Hey buddays. The wife pushed me down the stairs again for not cutting my hair. So I'm hurt and I'm starvin. Should I have a bag of pizza or an eggplant parm?

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm a fancy pants dentist. I have a beach house in RI. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I'm cummy.

[Don Stugots]

Fixed...

shit i forgot that one. thanks.

[topless_mike]

I need 62 strings on my bass....:smile: In a good way

Eventhough my pregnant wife is here in the next room while I'm posting this, I just wanted you ladies to know that my cock is hard and that I want to fuck each and every one of you.

:wub::wub:
Oh yea, and come see Art of the Topless next week.

:furious:

[topless_mike]

I officially declare 4/1 as the Night of Imitating posters. All posts will be done in your assigned styles.

[JerseyRich]

I lost all my stupid records in a flood.

Guess I shouldn't have left the jacuzzi on all night.

[topless_mike]

I just want bigger tits, weirdo

[Don Stugots]

I am a snappy dresser, my vest always matches my tie and hat. My beard is perfect and Greg is going to hold my hand while I vomit in the back of his Jeep.

[topless_mike]

Here's a tip from me:

CELTICS SUCK

[JerseyRich]

I am a snappy dresser, my vest always matches my tie and hat. My beard is perfect and Greg is going to hold my hand while I vomit in the back of his Jeep.

I make one sentence posts all day and my avatar and mod quote are so big that my post takes up the entire screen.

[Freitag]

Eventhough my pregnant wife is here in the next room while I'm posting this, I just wanted you ladies to know that my cock is hard and that I want to fuck each and every one of you.

:wub::wub:
Oh yea, and come see Art of the Topless next week.

THREAD OVER. Rich wins.

[Freitag]

I just want bigger tits, weirdo

Hippos?

[JerseyRich]

THREAD OVER. Rich wins.


No one kisses my ass, so I'm not sure who you're trying to be.

[Furtherman]

I missed a lot since yesterday. Can someone give me a synopsis?

[Aggie]

Ok, so what did I (maybe) learn tonight on Lost:

1) Desmond and Penny are the best TV couple ever.

2) The island keeps jumping through time and I'm the only one who can follow the plot without my head spinning.

3) I would be honored to be the one punching in the numbers every 108 minutes.

4) Charles Widmore is evil because he wants to hurt the island.

5) Richard Alpert looks hot in his eye liner.

6) HURLEY RULES!

Very good episode.

[IMSlacker]

Ok, so what did I (maybe) learn tonight on Lost:

1) Desmond and Penny are the best TV couple ever.

2) The island keeps jumping through time and I'm the only one who can follow the plot without my head spinning.

3) I would be honored to be the one punching in the numbers every 108 minutes.

4) Charles Widmore is evil because he wants to hurt the island.

5) Richard Alpert looks hot in his eye liner.

6) HURLEY RULES!

Very good episode.

Ha! You forgot, "7) Ryan Howard is the greatest first baseman off all time!"

[Aggie]

Ha! You forgot, "7) Ryan Howard is the greatest first baseman off all time!"

I was gonna add "GO PHILLIES" at the end but I was trying to keep it all Lost.

[JerseyRich]

Have I ever told you about my job at JFK airport before it was called JFK airport?

Hold on...I'll tell you after I'm done smoking this pack of cigs.


THE COPS!!!!

[hammersavage]

:drunk:http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/applause.gif :help: Your intestines are longer than:glurps: 3 times your body length. Even though humans can eat meat and fruits and veggies and grains,the longer the intestines the longer in :sleep: time it takes for :furious: digestion and passing of waste :flush: When I was 11 I had a paper route, :tongue:so I could get stuff at 7-11. I went to the pool and perfected my one and a half flip off the high dive. :laugh: http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/thWeberXXGrill71039533v0gKVQ1kPC01-.jpg Ron should go looking for bones in his backyard. :drunk::smoke::blink::blink:

[Heather 8]

Excuse me while I bash Matty out of nowhere.

Wheeeeeee. :bye:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

guys I have a comedy show coming up, I dont post funny, I bitch alot

I think people are actually laughing at me instead of with me


also I have no luck with women

[Don Stugots]

My brother is nice and well liked so I will headbutt mikeyboy to prove I'm better then Jeff at sports.

[RoseBlood]

guys I have a comedy show coming up, I dont post funny, I bitch alot

I think people are actually laughing at me instead of with me


also I have no luck with women

you forgot the part about his weird high pitched voice that turns people off and don't give him a chance.

[Don Stugots]

I'm worried about my ex girlfried. She didn't go to the avon walk since she is buried in my backyard and I'm wearing her clothes.

[RoseBlood]

I'm worried about my ex girlfried. She didn't go to the avon walk since she is buried in my backyard and I'm wearing her skin.

hahaha.. i forgot about that. btw.. i fixed it for accuracy.

[JerseyRich]

http://www.silconline.org.uk/Animations/Smll_DR_products_Googly_Eyes.gif

[King Hippos Bandaid]

myfotballteamssuckilosetoaggieinfootballbetsineedh elpfindingmysoulmate

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.silconline.org.uk/Animations/Smll_DR_products_Googly_Eyes.gif


the money that I could be saving if I changed my car insurance to geico if he was invisable

[JerseyRich]

the money that I could be saving if I changed my car insurance to geico if he was invisable

Not even close.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Not even close.


duh, we all know the money that you can save by switching to Geico posts on Wackbag

[topless_mike]

Eventhough my pregnant wife is here in the next room while I'm posting this, I just wanted you ladies to know that my cock is hard and that I want to fuck each and every one of you.

:wub::wub:
Oh yea, and come see Art of the Topless next week.


all joking aside, do i really say shit like this?

[JerseyRich]

all joking aside, do i really say shit like this?

It's over exaggerated.

[topless_mike]

It's over exaggerated.

phew
i was :furious: for a hot minute, then really really :glurps:

thanks for the clarification.

carry on.


ps- you were a better Gvac than Gvac himself was.

STEP UP

[Hottub]

all joking aside, do i really say shit like this?

Not nearly to that degree.

[topless_mike]

Not nearly to that degree.

you're late for the joke.
go away.

[RoseBlood]

all joking aside, do i really say shit like this?
No, but you come across as an old frustrated horndog.
I'm sure you're a very nice guy. You just seem to never miss an opportunity to add comments like:

Hot!
Useless without Pics.
:wub: :wub: :wub:
I'm getting hard.
You can turn my screws anytime.. etc etc

and don't get me started what you say to the female posters around here.

[~Katja~]

http://www.silconline.org.uk/Animations/Smll_DR_products_Googly_Eyes.gif

westley stalking?

[Don Stugots]

It's over exaggerated.


But not really

[~Katja~]

No, but you come across as an old frustrated horndog.
I'm sure you're a very nice guy. You just seem to never miss an opportunity to add comments like:

Hot!
Useless without Pics.
:wub: :wub: :wub:
I'm getting hard.
You can turn my screws anytime.. etc etc

and don't get me started what you say to the female posters around here.

LMAO :lol:

[hammersavage]

No, but you come across as an old frustrated horndog.
I'm sure you're a very nice guy. You just seem to never miss an opportunity to add comments like:

Hot!
Useless without Pics.
:wub: :wub: :wub:
I'm getting hard.
You can turn my screws anytime.. etc etc

and don't get me started what you say to the female posters around here.

I'd love to cum across a horndog :wub::wub:

[disneyspy]

No, but you come across as an old frustrated horndog.
I'm sure you're a very nice guy. You just seem to never miss an opportunity to add comments like:

Hot!
Useless without Pics.
:wub: :wub: :wub:
I'm getting hard.
You can turn my screws anytime.. etc etc

and don't get me started what you say to the female posters around here.

can some one move this to the POTD thread?

[JerseyRich]

can some one move this to the POTD thread?


Are you hands too busy?