memorable ronfez.net quotes

[Marc with a c]

matty's thread got me thinking of some of my favorite posts during my time here. not necessarily the funniest, but ones you remember fondly.

"why is earlshog editing my posts?" staples

"people shouldn't throw stones into glass houses." hippo

"can somebody change this thread title to something a little less urgent?" sat cam

[TooLowBrow]

i always like the obligatory

useless without pics

[disneyspy]

in hippo's I LOST MY JOB - "keep your chins up" marc with a c (i still smile thinkin of that post)

[torker]

h

[TheMojoPin]

in hippo's I LOST MY JOB - "keep your chins up" marc with a c (i still smile thinkin of that post)

Shortly after Hippo lost his job, he started some bullshit thread about pockets or whatever and spoon's reply was basically, "they're great, you can put your paycheck in them, oh, SORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

[mikeyboy]

Oh

My

God!!!



My Chick Just Called And Told Me Her Really Hott Asian Friend Is Down With A Threesome, With Us, Me Included!!!!!

Holyshit!holyshit!holyshit!

(p.s. In Your Face, Pixie!!! Booyah!!!)

edit: this was all caps, to convey the excitement, ya know, but for some reason it didnt show up that way.

[Dougie Brootal]

Shortly after Hippo lost his job, he started some bullshit thread about pockets or whatever and spoon's reply was basically, "they're great, you can put your paycheck in them, oh, SORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

i thought drjoek said that?

[Marc with a c]

Oh

My

God!!!



My Chick Just Called And Told Me Her Really Hott Asian Friend Is Down With A Threesome, With Us, Me Included!!!!!

Holyshit!holyshit!holyshit!

(p.s. In Your Face, Pixie!!! Booyah!!!)

edit: this was all caps, to convey the excitement, ya know, but for some reason it didnt show up that way.

"can somebody change this thread title to something a little less urgent?" sat cam

that's where sat cams post came from.

[Dougie Brootal]

Oh

My

God!!!



My Chick Just Called And Told Me Her Really Hott Asian Friend Is Down With A Threesome, With Us, Me Included!!!!!

Holyshit!holyshit!holyshit!

(p.s. In Your Face, Pixie!!! Booyah!!!)

edit: this was all caps, to convey the excitement, ya know, but for some reason it didnt show up that way.

prick

[TheMojoPin]

i thought drjoek said that?

Whoever said it, it was great.

[Dougie Brootal]

that's where sat cams post came from.

prick

[RoseBlood]

Hippos starts a thread titled "I'm fat".

In another Hippos thread, he asks us if he should brave the ice cold stormy weather so he could have a beer or two at the local bar.

Snoogans replies: "I cant wait to read how you slipped on some ice drunk and broke the sidewalk"

[TheMojoPin]

Hippos starts a thread titled "I'm fat".

No, that was me.

His original title was something whiny like, "I want to lose weight but I love food" and I was feeling surly.

[TooLowBrow]

Hippos starts a thread titled "I'm fat".

In another Hippos thread, he asks us if he should brave the ice cold stormy weather so he could have a beer or two at the local bar.

Snoogans replies: "I cant wait to read how you slipped on some ice drunk and broke the sidewalk"

snoogans cracks me up

consistantly

[torker]

"bowl of soup haircut"

[Marc with a c]

"i pulled down my pants and exposed myself to a 13 year old girl."

[ToiletCrusher]

My mod quote is my most memorable quote.

[boosterp]

Usually anything Liz replies to her husband with. I love marital board spats.

DS has a host of good ones, the fucker.

[underdog]

Hippo's quote is actually " but alas I am throwing stones into glass houses"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

in hippo's I LOST MY JOB - "keep your chins up" marc with a c (i still smile thinkin of that post)


I thoroughly enjoyed that line

marcs insults are witty, Snoogans are 4th grade at best

both funny in their own way



I enjoy the lines in any MLC thread, people usually bring their "A" game

[RoseBlood]

Snoogans are 4th grade at best
Apparently I enjoy humor you don't have to think about.

[Tall_James]

When a pony ruined Mullenax's camping trip, she posted a line that still kills me to this day:

Hey Pony: If I see you in a world without consequences, you're dead.

[topless_mike]

my favorite was mikeyboy's "people take note: this is awesome use of the confessional"
from somebody's thread about fucking a midget because she was around.

[walking joint]

Lal

[Furtherman]

I think there was a post Gvac wrote about going blind and marc said "this is what happens right before you die."

That killed me.

[Tall_James]

One day in midtown Manhatten, Johnee went to...