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Hey Doc! Years ago I had a girlfriend who would reach orgasm when she performed oral sex on me. She didn't even have to touch herself in any way, nor did I. We used to joke that she was like the chick in Deep Throat and that her clitoris must be located in her throat.
I told her that it was obviously a mental thing; the act itself could in no way bring her to orgasm physically. She vehemently denied it and claimed that it was a physical thing, and that the feeling of my penis in her mouth was a very pleasing sensation to her and enough to bring her to orgasm.
She's long gone, but I still want to know which one of us was right.
P.S. - I miss her very, very much sometimes.
Dr Steve
03-26-2009, 06:41 PM
Hey Doc! Years ago I had a girlfriend who would reach orgasm when she performed oral sex on me. She didn't even have to touch herself in any way, nor did I. We used to joke that she was like the chick in Deep Throat and that her clitoris must be located in her throat.
I told her that it was obviously a mental thing; the act itself could in no way bring her to orgasm physically. She vehemently denied it and claimed that it was a physical thing, and that the feeling of my penis in her mouth was a very pleasing sensation to her and enough to bring her to orgasm.
She's long gone, but I still want to know which one of us was right.
P.S. - I miss her very, very much sometimes.
You have the knack of asking questions for which there are no answers. :smile:
First, you were a lucky man...most guys have to at least do SOMETHING for their chick after getting a blowjob. Yours had a Big O without you having to do SHIT. Amazing.
Orgasm is a psychological thing; it emanates from the brain, after all, and the brain can only operate on signals that it receives from the rest of the body. There are stories of paraplegics who are numb from the waist down still having orgasms from stimulation of other parts of their body.
Some men have to have penis-in-vagina-tits-in-the-face sex to orgasm, others have no such restrictions. 75% of women cannot have a penis-in-vagina orgasm at all, they have to have direct clitoral stimulation. Since diversity is part of the human condition, it follows that some women wouldn't even need that to climax, just the thought would be enough.
So you broke up with her why?
So you broke up with her why?
Ha!
Perhaps YOU have a knack for asking questions for which there are no answers.
torker
03-26-2009, 06:46 PM
This is already my least favorite thread of all time.
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:49 PM
Dr. Gvac,
The drunken dream you had after seeing the first run of Deep Throat in theaters when you were 43 wasn't reality.
All the best,
Doc Mojo
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
She's long gone
Are you confessing?
torker
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Thanks for sharing, Harry Reems.
burrben
03-26-2009, 06:51 PM
apparently gvac's cock is magical
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:52 PM
Thanks for sharing, Harry Reems.
I knew I wouldn't be the only one to see through this sham.
Next he's going to tell us about this girl he met on a trip to Dallas who would do anything to be a cheerleader for the Cowboys. Then it'll be about this craaaaaaaaazy club out west that had a green door...
mikeyboy
03-26-2009, 06:53 PM
Why do I have a feeling this "girlfriend" is actually Gvac?
I guess you guys didn't bother to read my initial post. Just a few sentences in I said how we joked about the Deep Throat connection.
I assure you my story is 100% true.
lleeder
03-26-2009, 06:54 PM
Was there ever an arguement where you accused her of being selfish cause she always wanted to suck your cock?
Marc with a c
03-26-2009, 06:55 PM
probably because her dick was in your mouth at the same time.
Was there ever an arguement where you accused her of being selfish cause she always wanted to suck your cock?
HAHAHA!
She was gorgeous. Seriously. Classic blond haired/blue eyed beauty. A wee bit too fond of the booze, though.
torker
03-26-2009, 06:57 PM
And that girls name was...George Weber.
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:59 PM
HAHAHA!
She was gorgeous. Seriously. Classic blond haired/blue eyed beauty. A wee bit too fond of the booze, though.
Are you sure it wasn't just Mikey D. after a Crankcase gig gone wrong?
Are you sure it wasn't just Mikey D. after a Crankcase gig gone wrong?
If so, how in the world would that be a gig gone WRONG?
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
If so, how in the world would that be a gig gone WRONG?
Someone turned on the equipment.
Someone turned on the equipment.
You haven't heard pure unfettered enthusiasm and unbridled rock and roll passion until you've experienced Crankcase live.
Turtle
03-26-2009, 07:07 PM
Odd, I'm the one who cums when my wife gives me head.
underdog
03-26-2009, 07:09 PM
This thread is like a home run derby.
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 07:09 PM
You haven't heard pure unfettered enthusiasm and unbridled rock and roll passion until you've experienced Crankcase live.
And apparently the unrestrained redundancy, too.
Whiskeyportal
03-26-2009, 07:14 PM
i wold dry fuck my one of my ex chicks with my knee while she blew me and she came everytime.
Marc with a c
03-26-2009, 07:16 PM
This is already my least favorite thread of all time.
it took almost a page, but i'm out. whiskey put it over the top.
Rob Scheider
03-26-2009, 07:17 PM
I taught Jay how to make a chick orgasm. Where's my credit????
Dude!
03-26-2009, 07:33 PM
HAHAHA!
He was gorgeous. Seriously. Classic blond haired/blue eyed beauty. A wee bit too fond of the booze, though.
http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/profile/Jay_Mohr.jpg
scottinnj
03-26-2009, 08:16 PM
She's long gone.....
Did you check the trunk of your car? BTW, where's that shovel I loaned you?
torker
03-26-2009, 08:39 PM
http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/profile/Jay_Mohr.jpg
ha
Yosammity
03-27-2009, 04:14 AM
What a coincidence, I've been conducting research on this very topic. Could I have her number?
Ricky24
03-27-2009, 09:10 AM
i wold dry fuck my one of my ex chicks with my knee while she blew me and she came everytime.
+one
Ricky24
03-27-2009, 09:11 AM
ha
I thought jayjay was sober? Did the fat hit him retroactively?
NewYorkDragons80
03-27-2009, 11:52 AM
We used to joke that she was like the chick in Deep Throat and that her clitoris must be located in her throat.
Or the tip of her tongue... geh geh geh
vjr97
03-27-2009, 12:30 PM
u need to get this girl back in your life.hiow fucking great is it that she cums while giving u a bj AWESOME . u should have video taped it:king:
Furtherman
03-27-2009, 01:00 PM
It's like you had a unicorn. A female unicorn in heat that was willing to let you fuck her mouth and it was magical rainbows for both in Gvac's Magical Forrest.
And now it's gone.
I'm sorry for you. Throw away that Wolf shirt. I'm going to buy you this:
http://www.mjvspring.com/images/catpicts/0223R-063HGN.jpg
frye hole
03-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Dear Penthouse Forum ....
Years ago I had a girlfriend who would reach orgasm when she performed oral sex on me. She didn't even have to touch herself in any way, nor did I. We used to joke that she was like the chick in Deep Throat and that her clitoris must be located in her throat.
I told her that it was obviously a mental thing; the act itself could in no way bring her to orgasm physically. She vehemently denied it and claimed that it was a physical thing, and that the feeling of my penis in her mouth was a very pleasing sensation to her and enough to bring her to orgasm.
She's long gone, but I still want to know which one of us was right.
P.S. - I miss her very, very much sometimes.
IamPixie
03-27-2009, 03:16 PM
how can you be 100% sure she came?
CofyCrakCocaine
03-27-2009, 03:29 PM
how can you be 100% sure she came?
A matter of faith, just like the whole does God Exist thing.
how can you be 100% sure she came?
She swore she did and would practically beg me to let her go down on me.
Who was I to argue?
biozombie
03-27-2009, 05:20 PM
At least 500 people, had an orgasm just from reading this thread.
Annie Waits
03-27-2009, 07:08 PM
He's just trying to brag...I think he tickled her with his toes.
He's just trying to brag...I think he tickled her with his toes.
God forbid.
My toes are truly hideous.
They're the only thing about me that's not perfect.
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2009, 07:18 PM
God forbid.
My toes are truly hideous.
They're the only thing about me that's not perfect.
That's very big of you to admit. You're really growing as a person. :thumbup:
That's very big of you to admit. You're really growing as a person. :thumbup:
Hey, I can be honest with myself.
It's one of my greatest traits.
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2009, 07:21 PM
Hey, I can be honest with myself.
It's one of my greatest traits.
http://meow.catsplz.com/cats/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg
blowtorch
03-28-2009, 12:45 AM
:thumbup:Why do I have a feeling this "girlfriend" is actually Gvac?
I just wanted to reply to a quote of the famous mikeyboy as my first .net post. Mission complete!:thumbup:
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