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torker
03-28-2009, 05:20 PM
What do you plan on doing with your mortal remains?http://www.modreactor.com/forum/images/smilies/2206_mourning_over_dead_friend.gif

Hottub
03-28-2009, 05:23 PM
I already told my chick to burn me.




On the grill.

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MacVittie
03-28-2009, 05:25 PM
they'll never find my body

BlackSpider
03-28-2009, 05:25 PM
I wanna be burned and tossed.
I don't care where.
I think burial is an out-dated practice.
(like marriage)...

razorboy
03-28-2009, 05:25 PM
I'm pretty sure this already a thread, but I wan't to be cremated and have my ashes released at Waimea Bay. My favorite place on Earth while I am alive should do just fine when I'm not.

IMSlacker
03-28-2009, 05:28 PM
My body will be donated to the American Necrophilia Society.

Jughead
03-28-2009, 05:44 PM
I'm giving to large Livers..Inc....

WampusCrandle
03-28-2009, 05:51 PM
i want to be cremated and scattered over my family at the funeral - hopefully they will breathe me in.

JohnGacysCrawlSpace
03-28-2009, 06:20 PM
Dissolved in a vat of acid.

Sue_Bender
03-28-2009, 06:26 PM
Have my friends piss in my butt...


back and forth forever and ever...

torker
03-28-2009, 06:27 PM
I already told my chick to burn me.




On the grill.


Cremate me and sprinkle me in the woods upstate, that's what I want.
But my chick refuses to burn me.:furious:
I don't want to be buried.
And there's no way I'm gonna out live this bitch.

Jughead
03-28-2009, 06:50 PM
I really do not want to be put on display..How we developed this tradition i will never know

cougarjake13
03-28-2009, 06:55 PM
viking funeral

razorboy
03-28-2009, 07:01 PM
I really do not want to be put on display..How we developed this tradition i will never know

I am not at all squeamish about death, but to this day I refuse to go to a wake/viewing. They are just too creepy/degrading, and they don't ever really seem to do anything besides exacerbate the pain and sorrow of the mourning.

PapaBear
03-28-2009, 07:15 PM
What do you plan on doing with your mortal remains?http://www.modreactor.com/forum/images/smilies/2206_mourning_over_dead_friend.gif
I doubt I'll be doing anything at all with them. I'm hoping my family has me cremated and tossed into a creek near here.

EddieMoscone
03-28-2009, 07:15 PM
Made into compost to fertilize a newly planted tree...

I guess that is the same as choosing living forever.

ToiletCrusher
03-28-2009, 07:18 PM
I hope someone replaces cocoa powder with my ashes.

Contra
03-28-2009, 07:36 PM
Bury me in the ground like a decent human being.

burrben
03-28-2009, 08:01 PM
casket match

STC-Dub
03-28-2009, 08:02 PM
Burn baby burn.

drusilla
03-28-2009, 08:10 PM
i want to be cremated and scattered over my family at the funeral - hopefully they will breathe me in.

in my death education class we watched some news story on some old guy who had his wife cremated & the ashes were placed into dissolvable capsules that he would take every morning with breakfast so she'd always be with him.

torker
03-28-2009, 08:14 PM
in my death education class we watched some news story on some old guy who had his wife cremated & the ashes were placed into dissolvable capsules that he would take every morning with breakfast so she'd always be with him.
Do you think they could do that with a suppository?

Dougie Brootal
03-28-2009, 08:15 PM
ill watch you all go down
and witness your demise
ill be the last to close
the last to close my eyes
and forgive me nothing
for i truly meant it all
what ive said...
what ive done...

drusilla
03-28-2009, 08:16 PM
Do you think they could do that with a suppository?

could be

biozombie
03-28-2009, 08:17 PM
Put my head next to Ted Williams please.

boosterp
03-29-2009, 10:33 AM
Burned, tree planted on the site, my skull on a spike in said tree. The stories my friends and family will share under that tree will be stuff of legends.

I am certain my liver can act as fire starter.

Puggle_kicker
03-29-2009, 10:45 AM
Ive got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.

hammersavage
03-29-2009, 10:50 AM
I want my children and chick to snort my ashes.

drjoek
03-29-2009, 11:13 AM
Live forever.

Gvac
03-29-2009, 12:39 PM
Cremation. Don't really care what they do to the ashes afterward.

jauble
03-29-2009, 12:41 PM
I chose viking, I dont want to be fertilizer and I dont want to kept somewhere. When Im dead throw a party and light a match.

A.J.
03-29-2009, 12:44 PM
Send me to Genesis.

disneyspy
03-29-2009, 12:51 PM
send me to the island on LOST

foodcourtdruide
03-29-2009, 12:54 PM
Fortunately, my religious beliefs coincide with my personal wishes. I will be cremated and put in an urn. I had this conversation with my wife the other day. She said she'd want to be cremated and buried next to her grandmother in Japan, until I die then she'd like to be bought here and for the two of us to have a plot together.

If I die first she will keep my urn until she dies, then we'll be buried together.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
03-29-2009, 01:22 PM
Donate my body to science. That way there is no funeral costs for my loved ones.

barjockey
03-29-2009, 01:23 PM
I would actually like to be ground up and made into meatballs and sausage.
http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/4982eee8ec3cc018

RoseBlood
03-29-2009, 04:55 PM
I dont know, taxidermied and put on display. Yeah that's not creepy. :wacko:

torker
03-29-2009, 05:02 PM
I would actually like to be ground up and made into meatballs and sausage.
http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/4982eee8ec3cc018

Now I'm starvin'...
And sitting here waiting for your demise.