Dizzy broads

[jauble]

Wow, tonight was a treat. As a favor and out of boredom I offered to DD for my best friend's chick and her friend. (my friend was out with another guy for his bachelor party) We went to a casino and then a bar and she tried to get into a fight at both. I had to carry her out of the bar because she was yelling at this other also drunk chick. She tried to explain to me that she could drive home but I wouldn't let her so I have to go bring her to her car tomorrow. Also she wanted to bang, but at this point in my life a borderline blackout girl isn't what I am looking for. Call me a gay I get it. Anyway overall it was funny and I think I saw Maya Angelou at the casino playing slots.

[ChrisTheCop]

I keep on spinning again.
Veins collapse, opening like the
Small fists of sleeping
Children.
Memory of old tombs,
Rotting flesh and worms do
Not convince me against
The challenge. The years
And cold defeat live deep in
Lines along my face.
They dull my eyes, yet
I keep on spinning,
Because I love to gamble.

-Maya Angelou-ish

[PapaBear]

NOT gay! You don't want to lose your best friend, and you don't want "date rape" charges. And tell your friend... If he wants to find a reason to dump his chick for cheating on him, don't use YOU to do it! BAD BEST FRIEND!!! :nono:

[jauble]

It wasnt his chick...she was just drunk. It was her psychotic friend.

[PapaBear]

It wasnt his chick...she was just drunk. It was her psychotic friend.
You still made the right choice. Wait until she wakes up. Then bang her!

[jauble]

You still made the right choice. Wait until she wakes up. Then bang her!

Her car is at my place I have to go get her in the morning.

[PapaBear]

Her car is at my place I have to go get her in the morning.
Bang her car.

[jauble]

Bang her car.

too late

[Marc with a c]

dizzy is my hero.

[Farmer Dave]

Call me a gay I get it.

OK, you're gay. Happy now?:smile:

[DonInNC]

Sometimes the caged bird needs to sing.

[Bob Impact]

Yeah this isn't gay, this is what a human being should do.

[sr71blackbird]

Not ghey! I hate girls like that. Pathetic. They give good girls a bad name.

[MisterSmith]

I keep on spinning again.
Veins collapse, opening like the
Small fists of sleeping
Children.
Memory of old tombs,
Rotting flesh and worms do
Not convince me against
The challenge. The years
And cold defeat live deep in
Lines along my face.
They dull my eyes, yet
I keep on spinning,
Because I love to gamble.

-Maya Angelou-ish

:lol: Freakin' excellent!



And you did the right thing Jauble. You are a class act. :thumbup:

[boosterp]

Yeah this isn't gay, this is what a human being should do.

Agreed, never turns out for the good unless she keeps coming back. Next time feed her near beer and see if it was a placebo effect.

[drjoek]

Hasn't this happened to jauble before? I have a memory of a similar story from him. I could be wrong.

[Don Stugots]

if there was a classy man award around here, you would get it.

[disneyspy]

if there was a classy man award around here, you would get it.

i say we give him the weenie cup

[A.J.]

Wow, tonight was a treat. As a favor and out of boredom I offered to DD for my best friend's chick and her friend.

Those kind of situations usually work out well.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6900/goodfellas1990dvdripac3xvidinv.jpg

[jauble]

Hasn't this happened to jauble before? I have a memory of a similar story from him. I could be wrong.

That was a weird situation, this was me saying no. (nice call back by the by)

[Jughead]

That was a weird situation, this was me saying no. (nice call back by the by)

Millers are picky......:tongue: Hey Jeffrey did ya win (Money) I know you won respect....:smile:

[jauble]

Millers are picky......:tongue: Hey Jeffrey did ya win (Money) I know you won respect....:smile:

Dead even...not a bad place to be.