Annoying Neighbor..

[We.Are.138]

How do you handle an annoying neighbor? This guy that lives above me plays Rock Band for hours on end and apparently loves the drum kit cause all I hear is tap, tap, tap, tap for hours on end. I am not usually a angry person, but he makes me want to kick in his door and tap, tap, tap all over his fucking bearded hipster face. It's probably that fucking Pearl Jam download that is causing me all this grief. :furious:

[Foster]

try playing loud music to drown out the noise

[Tall_James]

Slip Peruvian Hissing Cockroaches under his door.

If that doesn't work, start putting him on gay mailing lists.

[razorboy]

Burn the mother fucker down.

[RhinoinMN]

Slip Peruvian Hissing Cockroaches under his door.

If that doesn't work, start putting him on gay mailing lists.

Thats a good idea. Buy this douche a subscription to Honcho and have them say it arrives compliments of you.

Then cozy up with the fella on the elevator and tell him that you hear the rock band and are a big fan.

Tell him that the next time you hear him, you are coming up to play and will bring a bottle of wine.


He'll be gone within the week.

[razorboy]

He'll be gone within the week.

Or he'll have a new boyfriend.

[SP1!]

Burn the mother fucker down.

I had a friend who hated her upstairs neighbors then she accidentally burned down the building, they thought she did it on purpose just to piss them off near christmas.

[RhinoinMN]

Or he'll have a new boyfriend.

Exactly, just trying to help a guy out.

[Enabler]

Oooh sweet irony....

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2149570#post2149570

[WampusCrandle]

if they have 12 year old girls, i can help ya ...

[torker]

I blame evedder.

[MC Pee Pants]

I dunno how to handle it. I am the annoying neighbor. I play bass really loud and I have a beagle who howls at the drop of a hat. Try cursing at the guy, that usually prompts me to bring my dog in.

[Drunky McBetidont]

How do you handle an annoying neighbor? This guy that lives above me plays Rock Band for hours on end and apparently loves the drum kit cause all I hear is tap, tap, tap, tap for hours on end. I am not usually a angry person, but he makes me want to kick in his door and tap, tap, tap all over his fucking bearded hipster face. It's probably that fucking Pearl Jam download that is causing me all this grief. :furious:

i screamed CUNT at the top of my lungs last time my cunty neighbor got in my face. she keeps all of my kids soccer balls and stuff that go over the fence. she told my kid she was going to shoot my dog a few months ago and i stood on my kids' playhouse and screamed CUNT repeatedly till she looked at me. then i showed her my middle finger and told her that she was a cunt. haven't had an issue since.

[We.Are.138]

I ended up banging on the ceiling and screaming gimmie a fucking break. (this was after 3 hours of it) He stopped for an hour or so then left. When he returned I could see him trying to get a glimpse of me. (the stairs for the building are right outside my living room windows) I opened up the blinds really fast and just stared at him. He was frozen like a deer in headlights. I opened up the windows and said buy a rug and proceeded to close my window and blinds...fuck tard.

[earthbrown]

I ended up banging on the ceiling and screaming gimmie a fucking break. (this was after 3 hours of it) He stopped for an hour or so then left. When he returned I could see him trying to get a glimpse of me. (the stairs for the building are right outside my living room windows) I opened up the blinds really fast and just stared at him. He was frozen like a deer in headlights. I opened up the windows and said buy a rug and proceeded to close my window and blinds...fuck tard.

Break in to his house, and hide some fish around, or better yet, fish juice. He will move out and lose his security when it smells like fish.

K