Write Your Own Carbonite Ad?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I know we have some pretty funny people on this board. I was wondering if as an experiment, we could try writing our own Carbonite commercials with Fez as the straight man.

Maybe?

[Tall_James]

Carbonite: Good enough to freeze Han Solo in - good enough to back up your photos of your dog.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Fez: Carbonite, it's the best way to protect your fi--

Ron: I've killed someone, Fez.

[drjoek]

Carbonite: Never lose your best porn again.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ripping off Clive Clemmons, but...

Fez: "Carbonite.com..."

Ron: Thank God for Saddam Hussein.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Carbonite: Never lose your best porn again.

Yeah, and for you, it's Dakota Fanning, you sick freak.

[drjoek]

Carbonte: why buy an external hard drive for 60 bucks when you can pay 15 every single month to do the same thing.

[Don Stugots]

Carbonte: why buy an external hard drive for 60 bucks when you can pay 15 every single month to do the same thing.

:thumbup::thumbup::clap::clap::clap::thumbup:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Carbonite.com: WHere Dr. JoeK keeps the pictures of patients he strips while under nitrous.

[spoon]

Carbonite: Fuck you I'll write them an ad.

Carbonite: If only we could lose posters instead of files.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Carbonte: why buy an external hard drive for 60 bucks when you can pay 15 every single month to do the same thing.

Carbonite.com - trust us to keep stuff like tax-returns and other materials secure off-site, when not even credit card companies are 100% secure!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Cruel Circus says, "I love it!"

what... too soon?

[spoon]

Cruel Circus says, "I love it!"

what... too soon?

Stop talking to yourself.

[Death Metal Moe]

Carbonite: We masturbate to your personal family pictures. Everyday.

[Mexican_Radio]

Carbonite: for you paranoid motherfuckers who don't have any important files anyway.

[drjoek]

Carbonite: over 1 billion pictures of ugly kids.

[disneyspy]

carbonite: when you're too stupid to buy a disc

[Mexican_Radio]

Carbonite: We were too cheap to hire Billy Mays as our pitch man.

[Death Metal Moe]

Carbonite: The Internet is a 2 way street bitch. Don't pay us and we'll plant child porn on your computer and call the cops.

[foodcourtdruide]

Alright, stop.... carbonite and listen. :P

[sailor]

i wish they would do a ronco rotisserie spoof ("set it and forget it").

[Death Metal Moe]

How about a prodcut tie in to an already well known brand name?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/TheDarkCarboknight.jpg

[UpperEastSideDave]

Carbonite: We won't judge your poop fetish.

[spoon]

How about a prodcut tie in to an already well known brand name?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/TheDarkCarboknight.jpg

awful

[UpperEastSideDave]

Carbonite: We won't tell anyone where you hid the bodies.

[Death Metal Moe]

awful

I know, probably the worst Batman movie I've seen since George Clooney and The Govenator tried to ruin the franchise.

[spoon]

I know, probably the worst Batman movie I've seen since George Clooney and The Govenator tried to ruin the franchise.

sure, that's what i meant

[UpperEastSideDave]

Carbonite: Your wife should really bleach her asshole.

[Death Metal Moe]

Carbonite: We laugh at your lack luster scrpits and short stories that you swear are good.

[UpperEastSideDave]

Carbonite: You should probably know that your daughter has naked pictures of herself saved under a folder named "Social Studies Home Work"

[Death Metal Moe]

Carbonite: You should probably know that your daughter has naked pictures of herself saved under a folder named "Social Studies Home Work"

and that we fap to it nightly.

[Photoshop Mike]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/PHOTOSHOPMIKE/carb.jpg

[UpperEastSideDave]

Carbonite: We keep the pictures of the whores you meet from Ashley Madison

[SeventySix]

Just a few that came to mind ;)

"Carbonite: We'll turn your shit over to the FBI at the Speed of Light(r)!"


"Carbonite: George Lucas will be owning us shortly"

[Tall_James]

Carbonite: When Bernie Carbo goes to bed

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/bernie_carbo_autograph.jpg

[Mexican_Radio]

Carbonite: We back shit up on the reg!!

[disneyspy]

carbonite:we're not people ron meets in the park

[Tenbatsuzen]

"Carbonite. Fuck you."

[Tall_James]

Carbonite: Do I have to fucking spell it out for you???

[Tenbatsuzen]

Carbonite. Free abortions daily.

[jauble]

Carbonite: we back up your online mafia files.

[Tall_James]

Carbonite: I'm telling you this shit will clean the age spots right off a dead WWII vet.

[Tall_James]

Let your dog shit right on the rug. Carbonite.

[Tall_James]

It'll jizz in your mouth and take your money right off your nightstand. Carbonite.

[Death Metal Moe]

Prison rape?

Carbonite!

[Tall_James]

Shut your fucking whore mouth.....CARBONITE!

[jauble]

Your wife will never figure it out, carbonite.

[Death Metal Moe]

We're the ONLY internet data back up site that could bring Evil Tall James out of retirement.

CARBONITE!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/Tall20Sorbo.jpg

[Tall_James]

We're the ONLY internet data back up site that could bring Evil Tall James out of retirement.

CARBONITE!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/Tall20Sorbo.jpg

Tremendous! :clap:

[Tall_James]

Killing Albanians, slowly but surely...Carbonite.

[Death Metal Moe]

I've had that image sitting in a folder for like 5 years.

Creepy? Sure.

Funny? You bet your left ball it is!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Life's short. Have an affair. Carbonite.

[Tall_James]

Carbonite for all your prom night needs.

[STC-Dub]

Carbonite.com, the sponsor not pissing people off like AshleyMadison.com does.

[SeventySix]

We support the rape prevention prevention initiative. Carbonite.

[Death Metal Moe]

ASS TA ASS! JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT!!!!!

Carbonite!

[falcon95]

carbonite it will keep you from being molested but only if you want it to it will also keep you from being raped by a spade but only if u want it to....carbonite:wub:

[BlackSpider]

"Carbonite"
Suprisingly low in "Carbs"...

[Death Metal Moe]

Carbonite.

We call a spade a spade.

[STC-Dub]

Carbonite is dynomite?

[Hamburger]

Carbonite...............can we have some money now?.....Carbonite.

[Judge Smails]

Carbonite: We have altered your collection of child porn. Pray we don't alter it further.

[Death Metal Moe]

Carbonite

Throw away that AZT! You don't need it anymore with...

Carbonite!

[nixonfingers]

Carbonite.com: We've seen your files and if you look outside you'll see the Feds waiting for you.

[Freitag]

Carbonite.com - when your husband starts complaining about old pics.

[patrick187]

And for those of you who are watching your weight, try new Carbonlite! Same pointless service with half the Carbs.

[slames]

Carbonite.. if you're gonna sniff it you might as well pop it. if you gonna pop it you might as well mainline.

[SeventySix]

Carbonite. We CAN get your mouth pregnant.

[Death Metal Moe]

Carbonite.

We'll never write on you face while you're drunk.

Iiiiiiit's CARBONITE!

[Death Metal Moe]

FUCK TENBATSUZEN!!!

Carbonite!









see what I did there?

[SeventySix]

For people too dumb to operate a thumb drive: Carbonite!

[Tall_James]

No computer necessary. Just drop off your bank records at my brother's house. Carbonite!

[torker]

Now every night can be Bernie Carbo Night. Carbonite

[UpperEastSideDave]

Now every night can be Bernie Carbo Night. Carbonite

Maybe you should read THE FUCKING POST'S BEFORE YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT, THE BERNIE CARBO JOKE HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE!

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU.


Ok that was just out of line.

Torker... I don't know you, but I love you.... Carbonite.

[UpperEastSideDave]

Don't worry about the broken condom... leave it to us: Carbonite

[UpperEastSideDave]

Forget about that rape: Carbonite.

[SeventySix]

Carbonite: 100% Protected or we'll pay for half and a ride.

[STC-Dub]

Carbonite.com, its legal speed!