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angrymissy
01-08-2002, 08:25 AM
What's your claim to fame?

I skipped 2nd grade. Never mind the fact that I didn't graduate high school.

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gone
01-08-2002, 09:07 AM
i have a couple.. in middle school i got caught with a bottle of alcohol in my book bag.. i hag gotten a good amount of kids in my grade pretty drunk.
then there was my senior year rant... we were talking abou war in english class. i went on almost entire period rant about my "penis theory" about how countries are like men and have to prove who has the biggest penis (missles,bombs what have you) i got detention for it but whenever i run into people from that class thats all they remember
the last thing i can think of is the fact that i make up my own words and phrases.. ofcourse off the top of my head i can only think of a couple.. "you LOVE it" "you suck at life" umm umm.. i cant think of any else right now but there are tons more.


BOOYA

DreamWeaver
01-08-2002, 09:16 AM
My birthday is on the fourth of July....woo hoo

My family is in the mafia

JerseyRich
01-08-2002, 09:28 AM
I am English!...yeah baby..yeah!

Do I make you horny?

:)

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IrishAlkey
01-08-2002, 09:34 AM
I can hear a pin drop from up to 100 miles away.

Figment stole my sig!

Jennitalia
01-08-2002, 09:49 AM
a cousin of mine who was a cop at the time, shot and killed a black man after he got into a fight with his father over a parking spot outside their deli. we arent close with that side of the family, luckily

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FezNotRon
01-08-2002, 09:53 AM
I'm a philosophy wiz, who went to school for a year in Richmond, made lots of money dealing drugs, got arressted, and now I'm writing a screen play about the college drug scene.



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furie
01-08-2002, 09:54 AM
my 13yh b-day was on friday the 13th. full moon too.

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Cheebahawk
01-08-2002, 10:59 AM
I used to work a sneaker store back in the day & for some reason the chick from the Rupaul show came there to film a skit. i heard my segment was played a few times on VH-1 when the show still aired, as a few of my friends saw it, but i never did. oh well.

Cheebahawk
01-08-2002, 10:59 AM
I used to work a sneaker store back in the day & for some reason the chick from the Rupaul show came there to film a skit. i heard my segment was played a few times on VH-1 when the show still aired, as a few of my friends saw it, but i never did. oh well.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-08-2002, 11:05 AM
I can be seen in the audience of a Peter Murphy show that was shown on MTV.

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Captain Rooster
01-08-2002, 11:10 AM
I puked all over Bourbon ST. at Mardi Gras with a feather boa around my neck , a commoflauge boonie hat on and a Shaft Tshirt on....

...I may post the pics someday

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Gwen
01-08-2002, 11:12 AM
I got kicked out of UConn after one semester, Uconn very very rarely does this. They usually give you at least acc-pro.

During this same, short-lived semester I was at a party and there were a ton of frat dudes running their mouths about what badasses they were and how chicks cant drink, one kid had 151 and I challenged him shot for shot. 7 shots later I was still going strong, and after 5 shots, he was puking in the kitchen sink. I love immasculating men.

I think i need a more positive claim to fame.

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IkeaBoy
01-08-2002, 11:24 AM
ron called me a good feedbacker once. and one of my feedbacks started a 40 minute O&A Best of segment.

God this is a wasted life.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-08-2002, 11:27 AM
I puked all over Bourbon ST. at Mardi Gras with a feather boa around my neck , a commoflauge
boonie hat on and a Shaft Tshirt on....


Was that YOU? Don't worry-- I have pictures! What are they worth to you?

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angrymissy
01-08-2002, 11:29 AM
I pissed myself on Bourbon Street. Bourbon Street will do that to you - I was incredibly drunk and had to pee really bad, so I went into a liquor store and asked to use thier bathroom. The asain guy behind the counter said no, and all I could think about was peeing and before you know it, I just started peeing all over the floor of his store! (I had a dress on). He was VERY unhappy, and chashed me out of the store yelling NO BATHROOM HERE!!!!

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TomPoo
01-08-2002, 11:32 AM
I am A.J Benza's cousin.

and also one of the nine best message board posters in the world, knocking eggers off the list.

thankyou

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F1Gm3nT
01-08-2002, 11:34 AM
iM FUKING FIGMENT!!! is that not enough?

oh yeah

Figment stole my sig!

blame the puertorican why dont we

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DrunkGuy
01-08-2002, 11:34 AM
I separated my shoulder 5 minutes into a rugby game and continued to play the full 80 minutes! Im a masocist

My Drinking Team has a Rugby problem...

Sheeplovr
01-08-2002, 11:42 AM
bad spelling?


in kinder garten i got in a strangers car then my school had a asembly about it cause of me

in second grade i wouldnt shake the preists hand in church i was the principles favorite after that

in 3rd grade in stead of cootie shots i inveted the shieled and peopel would have to pay me 50 cents for a 25 cent ring then they wouldnt have to worrie about cooties it was tecnolly a cult

i left CCD class (sunday scool) and walked home cause i was board
im not aloud back

in the 5th grade year book for what am i going to do in 20 year i put burger king at night and mcdonalds in the day

At the 8th grade dance i was wearing makeup and hanging out in the girls bathroom

I use to get alot of requsts for me to fall down cause people liek to see peopel fall down



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Bron Yur Stomp
01-08-2002, 12:02 PM
I was an alternate astronaut for the columbia space shuttle.





Well no. Not really I was lying, but I think that might work as a pick up line in a bar.
hehe big fat liar cat!

Dude, how may times did you fart in the van?
None.
*dramatic pause*
ewwww farting nuns

JustJon
01-08-2002, 12:14 PM
I'm the seventh son of the seventh son.

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reeshy
01-08-2002, 12:28 PM
I'm incredibly handsome!!

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This Is Me Now!!

F1Gm3nT
01-08-2002, 12:58 PM
poot ya forgot
you're #1!!!

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F1Gm3nT
01-08-2002, 01:01 PM
I hitchhiked across south america with a couple of hundred dollers, a surf board and 2 friends
I swam with humpback whales
I CAN BEATMATCH!!!! now if I could only scratch

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IkeaBoy
01-08-2002, 01:09 PM
I just remembered one. There was a mugging in New York of a family and the thief ran to the top of a building and talked abotu the loot with his friend. And then I came out of nowhere kicked both their asses and held one by his collar on the edge of the building and told him to tell his friends about me. It was sweet.

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IrishAlkey
01-08-2002, 01:13 PM
I hitchhiked across south america with a couple of hundred mexicans



Figment stole my sig!

JustJon
01-08-2002, 01:26 PM
I spent the 70's wearing green and orange pajamas and talking to fishes. The other superheroes even pretended I wasn't useless.

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ag
01-08-2002, 01:46 PM
MY claim to fame:

A few summers ago I was at the Gueiness Flagh on Randals Island and VH! street games was there. The now famous Stephen Lynch was gosting it and he picked me out of a crowd to be on TV to play a game show. The object of the game was to pick a number out of a bag that was up on a video screen and behind each number was part of a picture, the first person to guess who was behind the pic won a Sony Minidisk player. Lucky enough it was me who won!!! The sad thin about it was that I never got to see myself on TV, but I did become sort of a celbe. Random people actually regonized me!

I got to shake hands with my county executive and get his autograph. (Oh yea the Old Nassau county Executive lives around the block from me, and his daughter is good freinds with me and my stpebrothers)

I was black Earl from the future at this halloween party once, that was pretty cool............



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I sound Like Frighty Fright? How?

Belly Shirts are a privlage, not a right!

I need a New SIG BADLY!

EffMeBoobs
01-08-2002, 04:35 PM
In June 1991, I was in the Peace Corps and traveled to Bangladesh and toured the land with Mother Theresa feeding young starved Bangladesh children.

Eight years ago I bumped into Davey Jones at the Middlesex Mall and he asked if I wanted to be in their next music video of their "coming back."

Five years ago I sang "Coco Cabana" with Barry Manilow at a piano bar on 37th and 5th.

Back in March, I volunteered at the Lower East side's homeless shelter and fed the homeless with Jerry Seinfeld. He spilled creamed corn on my shirt, I was flattered.

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F1Gm3nT
01-08-2002, 04:48 PM
Yack... YOU RULE!!

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irishkb
01-08-2002, 05:06 PM
This is going to be corny but who cares..
when i was about 10 or 12 i played soccer at the Garden..
My highschool soccer team set a school record with 11 shutout victories..
according to me college friends i am the guy that everyone knows...(have a hard time going to a new place without knowing someone there)
On spring break i did 25 funnels during one day(of course i spent most of that day in my boxers).
And once made the newspapers for something stupid...

Give me a cartoon and i am happy....

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nickeye
01-08-2002, 05:23 PM
I won the Name-The-Al-Dukes-Indian-Picture-Contest-Thing.
Since then, I: was arrested for shoplifting
sued my parents
was caught with a transvestite hooker, and
posed nude in Playboy"Fame; Ain't It A Bitch" -- AJ Benza

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Big Jim
01-08-2002, 06:37 PM
I was on Steampipe Alley when I was 10 years old...is that good enuff? Oh, i ran some silly obstacle course and won a shitty computer...maybe Mario turned me gay?

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SEEEEEYUH!!
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Zipgun
01-08-2002, 06:41 PM
I go to alot of shows, so I tend to meet alot of people in bands.

All of Soul Asylum
All of Mudhoney
All of The Smithereens
Springsteen
Dave Grohl
Kelly Deal
Mike Watt
Tom Morello
All of Fountains of Wayne
Matthew Sweet
Doug Martsch of Built to Spill
All of The Poster Children
Neil Fallon of Clutch
All of Superchunk
Steve Shelley of Sonic Youth
All of Nashville Pussy

I dunno, a bunch more, that's just all I can think of right now.

Goddamn I love Maxwell's.

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Bron Yur Stomp
01-08-2002, 08:18 PM
I travelled throughout china on a yak for 3 years. yeah yeah thats it.
they say all the chinese look alike because they looka like me, if you know what I mean.
and morgan fairchild is my wife
yeah thats the ticket

Dude, how may times did you fart in the van?
None.
*dramatic pause*
ewwww farting nuns

IkeaBoy
01-08-2002, 08:28 PM
i was on a local game show once, I lost. I'm not sure if that counts though.

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sketchy
01-08-2002, 08:28 PM
besides winning the state science fair three years running, 5th grade, 6th grade, and 7th, then dropping out of school after the 10th to pursue a career in film....

since then i have worked with the following people...

wes craven
mary stuart masterson
michael madson
virgina madson
meryl streep
tom sizemore
julianne moore
chris penn
luke perry
hal holbrook
kyra sedwick
stanley tucci
john ritter
kevin bacon
robin tuney
winona ryder
johnny depp
anthony michael hall
tim burton
amy sedaris (strangers with candy)
ben affleck
dave chapelle
courtney love
janeane garafalo
christina ricci
kate hudson
jay mohr
martha plimpton
elvis costello
gaby hoffman
angela basset
gloria estfan
aidan quinn
babyface
harry connick
karen allen
mary mccormick
james vanderbeek
billy crudup
wes anderson
gene hackman
angelica houston
danny glover
ben stiller
gwyneth paltrow
bill murry
luke wilson
owen wilson
freddie prince jr
julia stiles
selma blair
alan arkin
amy irving
john turtorro
matthew mcconaughey

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Poison Ivy
01-08-2002, 08:46 PM
Goddamn I love Maxwell's.



I loved the old Maxwell's.....it's since lost it's appeal.

Let's see..I dated an ex- NHL player and Filip Bondy mentioned me in one of his post World Series columns in 2000 when the Yankees won. He mentioned a bet my old co-workers and I had...the Mets fans vs the Yankee fans. My boss got mentioned too, he was very happy despite the fact that he had to work the entire day in full Yankee gear http://www.plauder-smilies.de/spin3.gif

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THERAVEN
01-08-2002, 08:53 PM
MY CLAIMS TO FAME ARE MY TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.

Pootertoot
01-08-2002, 10:53 PM
During my younger, more wild days, I moved from the big city to a conservative Iowa town. There I fell in love with the reverend's daughter, and with her at my side, I taught a town how to dance. And how to love. Then I rode my giant peach to New York where I was crucified and resurrected on the third day. I'm currently starring as Judge Amy Madison Gray in the television series "Judging Amy".

And I'm #1.



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IkeaBoy
01-08-2002, 11:14 PM
I made the ugly girl (she had glasses, she was a mess) into the almost prom queen in high school.

I still prefer the Tuttle feedback After-school special discussion as my legacy.

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wilee
01-09-2002, 08:03 AM
I've starred in many movie and television shorts, and yes I do all of my own stunts.

Recently, my lawsuit against ACME Co. has provided me some notoriety among legal scholars and consumer protection groups. For the last couple of months I have been training troops in the art of desert survival, including the art of obtaining your own food.

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GvacNoMore
01-09-2002, 08:31 AM
I've slept with dozens of redheads.

Blondes and brunettes...not a wink.

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Thanks, Rooster!

Tall_James
01-09-2002, 09:07 AM
I'm very tall! People can always spot me in a crowd!

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THERAVEN
01-09-2002, 09:16 AM
I just remembered one. There was a mugging in New York of a family and the thief ran to the top of a building and talked abotu the loot with his friend. And then I came out of nowhere kicked both their asses and held one by his collar on the edge of the building and told him to tell his friends about me. It was sweet.


UMMMM....I THINK THAT WAS BATMAN

IkeaBoy
01-09-2002, 09:54 AM
if that was batman then who donated the signal to shine in the sky at night to the NYPD?

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Supervixen
01-09-2002, 11:33 AM
my claim to fame
hmm, well everyone elses is
corny so here goes:

*I won miss pre-teen New York
in the early 90's (still have
the trophy of course cause im
a loser lol)
*Ive met an obsessive amount
of bands by being short and
slipping backstage past
security (its called playing
status)
*During my baby anna on ronfez
dot com days a few picturs of
me I had taken with my ex
boyfriend became "lost" on the
internet and have never been
found (I think he was lying
cause


May the fire in my eyes lite
my way for me **ETOWN**

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IkeaBoy
01-09-2002, 11:40 AM
seriously anna, the final words of many of your posts are being cut off. (e.g."I think he was lying cause ")

EDIT: thanks for answering the question in the other post. I forgot I posted it already.

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NewYorkDragons80
01-09-2002, 12:09 PM
I was one of the founders of a chain letter that told everyone to request "Hangin Tough" by New Kids on the Block on TRL. That day, it was the second-most requested song. Did anyone watch that?

"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwartzkoff

"May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His."
-Senator John McCain

"Neitzche is dead"
-God

Arienette
01-10-2002, 03:23 PM
i got a perfect score on the math section of the SAT's

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the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

Tazz1376
01-10-2002, 04:58 PM
I was named biggest flirt in my 8th grade class. Then I went to High School and stopped talking to people, go figure.

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IkeaBoy
01-10-2002, 05:31 PM
Anthony called me a scumbag!!

I also have over 10,000 posts total across two boards.

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Doogie
01-10-2002, 05:33 PM
I spoke at the baseball hall of fame for a writers convention in the summer of 1998... My paper is in hall of fame library!!

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SweetPea
01-11-2002, 02:37 AM
umm My uncle almost married the singer Taylor Dayne. She was around around early 90's And the company my dad works for, (my dad delievers air cargo containers back & forth from Oceanside,L.I. to JFK and Newark. The containers are what they put your luggage in, and what they use to ship food.)Well the containers were on Law & Order they were shooting something in JFK. And yea I dunno I guess thats it.

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Sheeplovr
01-11-2002, 07:48 AM
I shot andy warhall

number 333 its the way to be
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Zipgun
01-11-2002, 08:06 AM
The Amityville Horror was filmed in my town and I have an autograph from James Brolin.
John Marshall, who had his wife killed, lives here. The movie "Blind Faith" was made about it. My stepmom knew her very well, and his son Robbie is married to TV's Tracy Gold from Growing Pains. I used to know Robbie a little in high school.

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Sunrisa
01-11-2002, 08:25 AM
im very clumsy.

my family calls me Grace.

when i got my car license...i was an awful driver.
11 car accidents.
My family calls me Crash R....
(fill in my last name there.)

i hung out with tommy Hilfigure for most of mychildhood.
and one of my uncles got shot while arresting a 10 most wanted man in america.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

Sheeplovr
01-11-2002, 09:26 AM
You forgot best grandma ever lol

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impactplayer2k1
01-11-2002, 10:41 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well where do I begin: My father was a relentless belingerie owner with low grade nocolepsy and penchant for buggery. My mother was a french prostitute named chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize and drink and make outragous claims like he invented the question mark, sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaze the genius posess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in rangoon, luge lessons. In the summer we make meat helmets. When I was insulant, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reed, pretty stantard really. When I was 12 I recieved my firt scribe. At 14, a austrian woman named vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a shorn scrotum its breath taking i suggest you try it.

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furie
01-11-2002, 10:54 AM
then dropping out of school after the 10th to
pursue a career in film....

since then i have worked with the following people...


working at blockbuster doesn't count as working in the
industry.

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This message was edited by furie on 2-13-04 @ 3:25 PM

legroommusic
01-11-2002, 04:35 PM
I AM NO ONE.

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name