Quizno's Torpedo - CREEPIEST Commercial Ever!

[Reephdweller]

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This is by far one of the weirdest commercials I've ever seen.

The oven actually says "Put it in me!"

[~Katja~]

creepy or gay?

wow

[torker]

They must be trying to draw attention away from the fact that the product is pure ca-ca.

[ChrisTheCop]

It's obviously about gay sex, and he says "put it in me"!!??

How DO they get away with it?

Funny though.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the oven sounds sexy, but you remember the last time a Jew went inside a oven

fool me twice shame on me

[TooLowBrow]

its not like those sandwiches are unfuckable

[Dude!]

it gave me a boner

[Chimee]

This is what happens when you allow the gays to marry. Next thing you know they're trying to have sex with ovens.

[TheMojoPin]

If they do a followup commercial where they talk about "packing in all that extra meat," I'll stand up and applaud.

Well, no, I won't stand due to the boner, but I'll still clap.

[WampusCrandle]

Snoogans was describing that commercial to me, because i dont really watch tv, and it sounded like the guy fucked the oven. watching it now, i wish the guy did fuck the oven.

[Death Metal Moe]

It's like Kitt is an oven.

BRAVO!

[Fallon]

This is what happens when you allow the gays to marry. Next thing you know they're trying to have sex with ovens.

It's a slippery slope.

[TheMojoPin]

This is what happens when people complain about the Sponge Monkeys:

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[Suspect Chin]

I guess Matt Leinart got sick of being backup QB and turned to gay commercials.

[Dude!]

If they do a followup commercial where they talk about "packing in all that extra meat," I'll stand up and applaud.

Well, no, I won't stand due to the boner, but I'll still clap.

dude, you been stealing my material

[drusilla]

i just saw a shorter version of the commercial where all the "sexy" has been cut out. the commercial is about 10 seconds long now

[Judge Smails]

"Put it in me, Scot"?
Dougie Brootal's writing Quiznos commercials now?

[Yosammity]

It's like Kitt is an oven.

BRAVO!

... A horny, gay oven.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i thought they were going more for a 2001 Hal reference

either way, how downhill has Quiznos gotten the more the franchise spread? It used to be great, then decent, now its worse than Subway


Penn Station subs in the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE

Love the artichoke sandwich!

http://www.penn-station.com/

[brettmojo]

I'm so glad others noticed thing.

"Put it in me..."

Yikes.

[DarkHippie]

This is what happens when people complain about the Sponge Monkeys:

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Miss the Spooge Monkeys :(

[Snoogans]

i brought this up in chat. Why would i EVER buy this shit now? Im not buying a torpedo that some guy asked another guy to put in him. And they wanted it gay cause the guy even gets asked to fuck the oven again and he said last time it burned and LOOKS AT HIS COCK.

[Foster]

I bet the commercial originally gave the "oven" a hot female voice, but the FCC wouldn't allow it to run.

[Snoogans]

I bet the commercial originally gave the "oven" a hot female voice, but the FCC wouldn't allow it to run.

corporate, lawyers, and government agencies love gay on radio and tv and hate straight sex. If it was a woman im sure it would offend far less people and probably sell far more subs

[ozzie]

And they wanted it gay cause the guy even gets asked to fuck the oven again and he said last time it burned and LOOKS AT HIS COCK.

Oven: "We both enjoyed that."


I gotta think that this was written for a woman's voice, and then changed to appease some censor.

But, really, is implying that he fucked a MALE oven any better than implying he fucked a FEMALE oven?

Or did they think it would be less OBVIOUS that he was talking about burning his cock?

[MBruce]

He "burned it" wtf? Should we believe he slipped his wazoo into a high speed toaster??

[sr71blackbird]

Nothing makes me hungrier than the thought of a guy putting his dick in an oven that my food is about to come out of.

[Judge Smails]

There's a new version with less overtly gay undertones.


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