Bar Stool Goes 38 mph (but don't drink and drive)!

[Jujubees2]

Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

I wonder what kind of gas milage it gets?

Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29971638/)

[SatCam]

Id drive that thing down to the gay bar, flip it over and take three of my buddies home

[Dougie Brootal]

Id drive that thing down to the gay bar, flip it over and take three of my buddies home
mod quote?

[TheMojoPin]

Mainly because the odds of killing anyone besides himself were slim to none. (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/31/national/a050427D55.DTL&tsp=1)

Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/03/31/ba-odd_bar_stool_0499971847.jpg

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[mikeyboy]

I guess some people think being a mod absolves you from the responsibility of using the search engine.

[TheMojoPin]

Our search engine blows. Plus my thread title was much better and wouldn't have had a paltry two responses over amost twelve hours.