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Aggie
03-31-2009, 11:04 AM
Can they be "special" just like us people?

I was listening to a comedian the other night and he was joking about birds that get hit by cars. They freaking fly, how does that happen? I just had the thought that maybe they're retarded. Maybe suicidal?

Tell me oh Oracle! :help:
nate1000
03-31-2009, 11:08 AM
http://deliciousghost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/whitetigerdeformed4.jpg
Aggie
03-31-2009, 11:10 AM
http://deliciousghost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/whitetigerdeformed4.jpg

I don't know whether to be scared of that tiger or feel bad for him.
hammersavage
03-31-2009, 11:10 AM
I saw a 2,000 lb. pig on Discovery the other day. That was retarded.
topless_mike
03-31-2009, 11:12 AM
of course.
but they usually end up as a Big Mac somewhere.
King Hippos Bandaid
03-31-2009, 11:12 AM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/retarded-pig.jpg

retarded bacon is still bacon
disneyspy
03-31-2009, 11:13 AM
i used to get stoned and watch ALF,that was retarded
CountryBob
03-31-2009, 11:13 AM
Turtles are fuckin retarded - had a problem with one in a drunken bar fight. Bout bit my finger off.
They stink too.
Furtherman
03-31-2009, 11:15 AM
I don't know whether to be scared of that tiger or feel bad for him.

That's no tiger... that's a Liger! Half lion, half tiger.

All retard!
Aggie
03-31-2009, 11:21 AM
http://ickscorner.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/bevo.jpg

of course.
but they usually end up as a Big Mac somewhere.

At the A&M cafeteria, the hamburgers were called "Bevo Burger". :happy:
RoseBlood
03-31-2009, 11:23 AM
If dogs can have separation anxiety, I'm sure they can be retarded too.

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-07/monkey-pig.jpg
Aggie
03-31-2009, 11:26 AM
If dogs can have separation anxiety, I'm sure they can be retarded too.

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-07/monkey-pig.jpg

MONKEY PIG!!!!
WampusCrandle
03-31-2009, 11:29 AM
http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/upload/2006/09/tarsiers%202.jpg
JoblessJohn
03-31-2009, 11:30 AM
If that is a pig, it isn't retarded. It is disfigured.
topless_mike
03-31-2009, 11:33 AM
I was listening to a comedian the other night and he was joking about birds that get hit by cars. They freaking fly, how does that happen? I just had the thought that maybe they're retarded. Maybe suicidal?


Snoogans is a funny-ass dood. But to go as far as call him a comedian?
disneyspy
03-31-2009, 11:34 AM
<a href="http://www.dailyhaha.com/pictures.htm"><img src="http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/retarded_cat.jpg" alt="Funny Pictures" title="Funny Pictures" border="0"></a>
WampusCrandle
03-31-2009, 11:37 AM
Snoogans is a funny-ass dood. But to go as far as call him a comedian?

who knows topless mike, hell i've made you laugh multiple times with this retarded animal picture.

http://deathbyvaccination.com/images/thalidomide_kids.jpg
RoseBlood
03-31-2009, 11:45 AM
If that is a pig, it isn't retarded. It is disfigured.

It's a monkeypig!!!

But I think it looks like Dr. Teeth.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZUJMaklTfVE/SKx-Hp72sOI/AAAAAAAAABI/XKeaHAzX0mg/s320/dr_teeth.jpg
JerseyRich
03-31-2009, 11:58 AM
It's a monkeypig!!!

But I think it looks like Dr. Teeth.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZUJMaklTfVE/SKx-Hp72sOI/AAAAAAAAABI/XKeaHAzX0mg/s320/dr_teeth.jpg

Remind me to show you my Electric Mayhem action figures sometime.
mikeyboy
03-31-2009, 12:13 PM
Remind me to show you my Electric Mayhem action figures sometime.

That's code, isn't it?
Badinia
03-31-2009, 12:29 PM
That's code, isn't it?

Remind me to show you my Electric Mayhem action figures sometime.

Yeah, Jersey Rich is really only interested in showing her his Animal.
JerseyRich
03-31-2009, 12:36 PM
That's code, isn't it?

Yeah, Jersey Rich is really only interested in showing her his Animal.

My Rolf.
Dude!
03-31-2009, 12:55 PM
oh great...
another group of retards
for obama to make fun of
Aggie
03-31-2009, 12:57 PM
oh great...
another group of retards
for obama to make fun of

That's a great idea! The Animal Special Olympics (ASO). I'll be a judge.
Snoogans
03-31-2009, 12:58 PM
Snoogans is a funny-ass dood. But to go as far as call him a comedian?

i prefer to think of it as amateur improv. Id be better reacting off people then doin stand up type comedy, but i bet I could do that if i really tried. Maybe not good enough to make much money doin it, but I dont think id embarrass myself
Don Stugots
03-31-2009, 12:59 PM
some of them post here.
hammersavage
03-31-2009, 01:00 PM
i prefer to think of it as amateur improv. Id be better reacting off people then doin stand up type comedy, but i bet I could do that if i really tried. Maybe not good enough to make much money doin it, but I dont think id embarrass myself

I would heckle you til you died.
Snoogans
03-31-2009, 01:01 PM
I would heckle you til you died.

I would verbally dominate your virgin, giant baby lookin self
hammersavage
03-31-2009, 01:01 PM
Then you'd talk about how women be crazy and weed. We get it.
Snoogans
03-31-2009, 01:05 PM
Then you'd talk about how women be crazy and weed. We get it.

I dont even have an act. Why are you assuming I would just rip off Kat Williams? My act would kick ass.
hammersavage
03-31-2009, 01:07 PM
I'd sweep your ass off the stage Sandman style.
Snoogans
03-31-2009, 01:08 PM
I'd sweep your ass off the stage Sandman style.

my team of security (Dash) would have you unconscious before you got halfway up the isle
WampusCrandle
03-31-2009, 01:27 PM
my team of security (Dash) would have you unconscious before you got halfway up the isle

awwwwww sheeeet son
Badinia
03-31-2009, 05:20 PM
My Rolf.

ROFL!
DarkHippie
03-31-2009, 05:23 PM
Turtles are fuckin retarded - had a problem with one in a drunken bar fight. Bout bit my finger off.
They stink too.

I like turtles