Do you squeeze your dick?

[sr71blackbird]

As you are peeing, do you ever squeeze your dick with your fingers to physically cut off the urine flow momentarily? I do it with the idea that I am "cleaning out my urethra". I do not do it all the time, but I do do it. I also will palpitate it after an orgasm to make sure I get all the spermies out.


You?












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[mikeyboy]

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0804/facepalm_UcFltydhYRi8.jpeg

[Death Metal Moe]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/hahaha-wut.jpg

[Aggie]

And I thought I started odd threads...

[Snoogans]

I say this not to offend you, for I would never want to offend one of my fans. But damn bro, you have some deep shit you need to look into. Alot of people do weird shit, but you actually admit to the craziest shit that you do. Even the stuff most of us do that we would be ashamed to admit isnt as bad as some of this you post

[Dougie Brootal]

creep.

[Hottub]

And I thought I started odd threads...

If you tell me you squeeze your dick, I'm outta here.

[sr71blackbird]

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0804/facepalm_UcFltydhYRi8.jpeg

hahahahah!


I seriously do it though....

[Aggie]

If you tell me you squeeze your dick, I'm outta here.

If I did, would you kick me out of bed?

[sr71blackbird]

I say this not to offend you, for I would never want to offend one of my fans. But damn bro, you have some deep shit you need to look into. Alot of people do weird shit, but you actually admit to the craziest shit that you do. Even the stuff most of us do that we would be ashamed to admit isnt as bad as some of this you post

I am not offended. I know it will cause some ribbing, but I also wonder if other people do it too.

[Snoogans]

If I did, would you kick me out of bed?

you are about 25 years too old for hottub.

[Dougie Brootal]

If I did, would you kick me out of bed?

it would make me invite you in!:wub:

[Snoogans]

I am not offended. I know it will cause some ribbing, but I also wonder if other people do it too.

At least you take the honesty like it should be taken, not be a bitch about it.


And no, I dont ever squeeze my dick to stop pissing. Wouldnt pissing and the movement of urine clean it out better then it just sitting there?

[santino]

i'm gonna start by saying that i do not do this. Holy shit is it funny as hell to read about though.

[CuntagiousChris]

sometimes it feels good to just give it a squeeze

[Death Metal Moe]

I squeeze my dick at many different times during the day.


In the morning
1st pee of the day
While watching Samantha Brown on TV
While posting on messageboards
At church
Waiting in lines
Driving
All the other pees during the day
Watching "Faces of Death"
At the dentist
While adjusting the time on my clock radio
babysitting


Yea, it's just a good time waiting to be squeezed.

[disneyspy]

i'm gonna start by saying that i do not do this. Holy shit is it funny as hell to read about though.

what he said and this thread is just fine without pix

[CuntagiousChris]

I squeeze my dick at many different times during the day.


In the morning
1st pee of the day
While watching Samantha Brown on TV
While posting on messageboards
At church
Waiting in lines
Driving
All the other pees during the day
Watching "Faces of Death"
At the dentist
While adjusting the time on my clock radio
babysitting


Yea, it's just a good time waiting to be squeezed.

That is disturbing why would you ever squeeze your dick to Samantha Brown

[SatCam]

As you are peeing, do you ever squeeze your dick with your fingers to physically cut off the urine flow momentarily? I do it with the idea that I am "cleaning out my urethra". I do not do it all the time, but I do do it. I also will palpitate it after an orgasm to make sure I get all the spermies out.


You?













What crazy world do you live in where stopping your pissing mid stream is like gargling mouthwash? Im not going to even ask why you posted a photo of a woman drinking milk from a cows utter.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That is disturbing why would you ever squeeze your dick to Samantha Brown

BTW, you were calling me out? Express yourself.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I squeeze my dick at many different times during the day.


In the morning
1st pee of the day
While watching Samantha Brown on TV
While posting on messageboards
At church
Waiting in lines
Driving
All the other pees during the day
Watching "Faces of Death"
At the dentist
While adjusting the time on my clock radio
babysitting


Yea, it's just a good time waiting to be squeezed.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7472/711171-riker_facepalm_super.jpg

[DarkHippie]

i sometimes press on the taint to get those last few drops out

[sr71blackbird]

The cow udder pic was partly because of the dick squeeze after an orgasm, to get rid of excess sperm in your urinary tract, and partly for shock/hotness factor.

[CuntagiousChris]

BTW, you were calling me out? Express yourself.

What do you want me to say your a fucking dick not much more to say.

[disneyspy]

BTW, you were calling me out? Express yourself.

i think he wants to know if you hug yourself

[Hottub]

BTW, you were calling me out? Express yourself.

What do you want me to say your a fucking dick not much more to say.

Knock it off. Stop looking for trouble. Both of you.

Matty may be a dick, but he is our dick!

[Farmer Dave]

The cow udder pic was partly because of the dick squeeze after an orgasm, to get rid of excess sperm in your urinary tract, and partly for shock/hotness factor.

I think it was a swing and a miss on both account, but thats just me.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i did this when i was like 2 - 4 years old. used to squeeze the tip to make jet stream piss. trying to write your name or dirty words in the snow requires a litlle improvisation.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/61838021_c7f2516493.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

Knock it off. Stop looking for trouble. Both of you.

Matty may be a dick, but he is our dick!


it is your job to squeeze him when this is over.

[Dave's Cackle]

To the OP: WTF is wrong with you?!

[STC-Dub]

Umm no.

[RoseBlood]

I would pay to listen in on a conversation between you and britneypablo. :blink:

[Sue_Bender]

As you are peeing, do you ever squeeze your dick with your fingers to physically cut off the urine flow momentarily? I do it with the idea that I am "cleaning out my urethra". I do not do it all the time, but I do do it. I also will palpitate it after an orgasm to make sure I get all the spermies out.


You?












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yes.

[frye hole]

I squeeze my dick at many different times during the day.


In the morning
1st pee of the day
While watching Samantha Brown on TV
While posting on messageboards
At church
Waiting in lines
Driving
All the other pees during the day
Watching "Faces of Death"
At the dentist
While adjusting the time on my clock radio
babysitting


Yea, it's just a good time waiting to be squeezed.

That is disturbing why would you ever squeeze your dick to Samantha Brown


I find it disturbing he does it while babysitting .....

[scottinnj]

....but I do do it.

You said "do do"
http://blog.seattlepi.com/buschick/library/butthead.gif
That rules.

[ToiletCrusher]

I squeeze after a pee. Not just a shake, but more like I am squeezing the remaining tooth paste out of the tube. I need to make sure it's all out.

Also from time to time when I have my hand in my pocket, I find myself pinching.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> so i watch this dog for a friend sometimes and the dog always has like greenish yellow slime coming out of his weener
so i wiped the thing bare handed in order for him not to rub it on my bed....
yes i went directly to the sink to wash my hand off...but hey gotta do what ya gotta do

so i squeeze dick just apparently a dog's dick...

[Liverspot]

I opened this thread with much trepidation.

I have however laughed all the way through it. I was worried about the cow stepping on the teat sucker.

That being said, I never squeeze my dick while pissing. Sometimes I shake it more than is necessary.

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> so i watch this dog for a friend sometimes and the dog always has like greenish yellow slime coming out of his weener
so i wiped the thing bare handed in order for him not to rub it on my bed....
yes i went directly to the sink to wash my hand off...but hey gotta do what ya gotta do

so i squeeze dick just apparently a dog's dick...



Did you wipe it off in a repetitive up down motion...?
'Cause you might have been jerking him off...

[RoseBlood]

I would pay to listen in on a conversation between you and britneypablo. :blink:

I retract my previous statement.

[Melrapuo]

I usually squeeze it if I'm in a public bathroom. It would be weird if I was shaking my dick while standing next to some dude at a urinal. Squeezing is more subtle to get out those last few drops.

And just an fyi, I'm pretty sure that squeezing your dick mid-stream is probably an unhealthy thing to do.

[britneypablo]

Did you wipe it off in a repetitive up down motion...?
'Cause you might have been jerking him off...

<font color="deeppink"> well i had to get it all out right?

[hammersavage]

<font color="deeppink"> so i watch this dog for a friend sometimes and the dog always has like greenish yellow slime coming out of his weener
so i wiped the thing bare handed in order for him not to rub it on my bed....
yes i went directly to the sink to wash my hand off...but hey gotta do what ya gotta do

Sounds like a Double Dare physical challenge.

[zildjian361]

The cow udder pic was partly because of the dick squeeze after an orgasm, to get rid of excess sperm in your urinary tract, and partly for shock/hotness factor.

hoo hoo :wink:

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/gas/watch/show_info/images/ddare_slime.jpg

Woah, Marc Summers must run a kennel.

[hammersavage]

When he's not busy washing his hands repeatedly.

[britneypablo]

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/gas/watch/show_info/images/ddare_slime.jpg

Woah, Marc Summers must run a kennel.

<font color="deeppink"> yes! thats a really large but realistic representation of the color and slimy consistency....next time i do it ill take a pic for u all

[Death Metal Moe]

<font color="deeppink"> yes! thats a really large but realistic representation of the color and slimy consistency....next time i do it ill take a pic for u all

But what about the taste, the consistency between your teeth or the kind of morning breath it gave you?

[Drunky McBetidont]

And just an fyi, I'm pretty sure that squeezing your dick mid-stream is probably an unhealthy thing to do.

i wonder what dr steve would say about this?

[britneypablo]

But what about the taste, the consistency between your teeth or the kind of morning breath it gave you?

<font color="deeppink"> I only squeeze and taste people cock....not dog cock....but id be more than happy to tell u all about it :clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

<font color="deeppink"> I only squeeze and taste people cock....not dog cock....but id be more than happy to tell u all about it :clap:

go on...

[Sue_Bender]

http://www.nick.com/all_nick/gas/watch/show_info/images/ddare_slime.jpg

Woah, Marc Summers must run a kennel.

Is that O & A?!!

Holy fuck.

[Death Metal Moe]

Is that O & A?!!

Holy fuck.

Oh shit, Marc Summer's actually invented The Baby Bird.

hoo hoo

[Sue_Bender]

Oh shit, Marc Summer's actually invented The Baby Bird.

hoo hoo


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