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dino_electropolis
04-01-2009, 05:20 PM
So i am getting married in 100 days. I know this because my love, my fiance,( my life! ) has a daily tally.
Anyway, I just started thinking: between her and myself, who is the better "catch"?
An arrogant question? Perhaps.
A childish question? Likely.
Costructive? Absolutely not.
The question then is this - who is the better "catch", you or your significant other?
And why? (if your so inclined to share)
For those who care, i said i was because : (no room for egoism here, folks, just the facts.....)
1. I come from an AMAZING family (we are actually friends with each other...imagine that!)
2. I write music and sing in a band.
3. I am intelligent.
4. I have a great sense of humor (RnF fan, so clearly...)
5. I have a very good career.
6. I am attractive....there, i said it.
What say you?
underdog
04-01-2009, 05:21 PM
Yeah, but you also think 9/11 was a hoax.
~Katja~
04-01-2009, 05:22 PM
I am so sorry you will be marrying a woman that has absolutely nothing to offer.
IMSlacker
04-01-2009, 05:22 PM
You're fiance is definitely the better catch.
We're always the lucky bastards. She wins.
dino_electropolis
04-01-2009, 05:26 PM
Wow....all the hostility.
(underground, your memory flatters me)
I was just being honest....obviously my chick is fantastic, with plenty to offer (otherwise i wouldnt be marrying her). I resent any suggestion to the contrary.
It was just a simple excercise, meant to be more light hearted than anything else.
....oh, and did i mention that i got 7 3/4" of girthy manhood?
~Katja~
04-01-2009, 05:35 PM
Wow....all the hostility.
(underground, your memory flatters me)
I was just being honest....obviously my chick is fantastic, with plenty to offer (otherwise i wouldnt be marrying her). I resent any suggestion to the contrary.
It was just a simple excercise, meant to be more light hearted than anything else.
....oh, and did i mention that i got 7 3/4" of girthy manhood?
give us a rundown on her and we will decide who is the better catch....
in the past I have been the better catch but I am planning to change that.... there's gotta be a great catch out there... right?
Foster
04-01-2009, 05:36 PM
give us a rundown on her and we will decide who is the better catch....
in the past I have been the better catch but I am planning to change that.... there's gotta be a great catch out there... right?
no, we all pretty much suck
dino_electropolis
04-01-2009, 05:38 PM
no, we all pretty much suck
QFT!
But its not about who OTHER people think is the better catch, but rather who YOU think is.
I think Katja is undefeated in her career, no doubt.:smoke:
The day I find a woman that's anywhere near as amazing as me I'll marry her.
It's a curse being this wonderful.
dino_electropolis
04-01-2009, 05:41 PM
The day I find a woman that's anywhere near as amazing as me I'll marry her.
It's a curse being this wonderful.
...hmmmm, i kinda see what you mean.
100 days, eh?
Don Stugots
04-01-2009, 05:42 PM
Drusilla
BlackSpider
04-01-2009, 05:42 PM
The day I find a woman that's anywhere near as amazing as me I'll marry her.
It's a curse being this wonderful.
I know exactly how you feel...
Foster
04-01-2009, 05:42 PM
QFT!
But its not about who OTHER people think is the better catch, but rather who YOU think is.
I think Katja is undefeated in her career, no doubt.:smoke:
I agree, going into a relationship thinking the other person is too good for you will surely end it quickly.
~Katja~
04-01-2009, 05:43 PM
The day I find a woman that's anywhere near as amazing as me I'll marry her.
It's a curse being this wonderful.
well I have 30 years to get there... and am already pretty amazing...
ToiletCrusher
04-01-2009, 05:43 PM
Catch aids.
Ok. That was harsh. But, best of luck.
~Katja~
04-01-2009, 05:45 PM
Catch aids.
Ok. That was harsh. But, best of luck.
is it his 7 3/4" of girthy manhood that made you say that?
dino_electropolis
04-01-2009, 05:49 PM
Catch aids.
Ok. That was harsh. But, best of luck.
And from out in left field, in come toiletcrusher! Aids?
Touchy subject TC?
MacVittie
04-01-2009, 05:56 PM
commish, is that you?
~Katja~
04-01-2009, 05:58 PM
commish, is that you?
no he would have slammed his wife to be in the first post already... called her a pudgy mama that is lucky to have him and make him the daddy of her kid
dino_electropolis
04-01-2009, 05:59 PM
no he would have slammed his wife to be in the first post already... called her a pudgy mama that is lucky to have him and make him the daddy of her kid
HAAAA...i gotta meet this commish guy.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 07:41 PM
Yeah, but you also think 9/11 was a hoax.
For what it's worth, you're the penultimate black man in white makeup from Southie.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 07:42 PM
no he would have slammed his wife to be in the first post already... called her a pudgy mama that is lucky to have him and make him the daddy of her kid
You germans get turned on by the SILLIEST things!
sailor
04-01-2009, 07:49 PM
I know exactly how you feel...
ewwwwww
hammersavage
04-01-2009, 08:07 PM
Women are always the catch.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 08:15 PM
Women are always the catch.
Can you throw some tits my way?
hammersavage
04-01-2009, 08:15 PM
That sounds like I'd have to remove them from the body. Give me a few...
dino_electropolis
04-02-2009, 05:31 AM
That sounds like I'd have to remove them from the body. Give me a few...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n2AS0-fCYnM/SYe3gHQa6tI/AAAAAAAABKQ/gTaZkyvbI6o/s320/buffalo-bill.jpg
RoseBlood
04-02-2009, 06:38 AM
Women are always the catch.
In your case: DEFINITELY!
~Katja~
04-02-2009, 06:40 AM
In your case: DEFINITELY!
OUCH... you are really working hard on breaking his fragile ego
hammersavage
04-02-2009, 06:41 AM
I'm not gonna argue you on that Vada
RoseBlood
04-02-2009, 06:43 AM
OUCH... you are really working hard on breaking his fragile ego
Determination is a good thing right?! And something tells me he was already broken. :sad:
hammersavage
04-02-2009, 06:43 AM
The chick has goals, can't argue that.
grlNIN
04-02-2009, 07:01 AM
You are unfit for marriage.
Jujubees2
04-02-2009, 07:04 AM
Sue Bender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hammersavage
04-02-2009, 07:06 AM
You are unfit for marriage.
If you are implying that I am fit for civil unions, then how rude.
grlNIN
04-02-2009, 07:09 AM
If you are implying that I am fit for civil unions, then how rude.
Not everything is about you.
~Katja~
04-02-2009, 07:10 AM
If you are implying that I am fit for civil unions, then how rude.
just move out of Jersey... then you might have a chance
hammersavage
04-02-2009, 07:13 AM
Not everything is about you.
You should use that quote button so we don't have any 'toe' confusion.
grlNIN
04-02-2009, 07:15 AM
You should use that quote button so we don't have any 'toe' confusion.
So I have to quote the first post of the thread to respond to the author of it?
Psh.
hammersavage
04-02-2009, 07:15 AM
Or I can stop thinking its all about me, yes.
dino_electropolis
04-02-2009, 07:21 AM
So I have to quote the first post of the thread to respond to the author of it?
Psh.
no......and you may be right.
i presume, then, by your answer that you are happily married. Congrats.
Can you throw some tits my way?
Catch.
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