Spy Report: Assman Update

[IkeaBoy]

Assman, a Ron and Fez regular, was just on Opie and Anthony admitting to hiring the services of certain ladies of the night.

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[Fat Guy]

A guy that was over 400 pds. using the services of a hooker what a shock.

Me no like AL.
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[Doogie]

My only question is if you are that big, do you still feel your pecker?? Or do fat pockets just overwhelm all senses down there??

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"You have two chocies in life. Get busy living or get busy dying"

[Captain Rooster]

good job assman!!


ROOSTER'S SIG

[Sunrisa]

assman is lonely. it happens to the best of us.




I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[reeshy]

Good for you Assman-have fun and don't bust a stitch!!

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This Is Me Now!!

[Fat Guy]

Little advice NEVER kiss a hooker on the lips and NEVER go down on her.

Me no like AL.
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[Zipgun]

Assman, a Ron and Fez regular, was just on Opie and Anthony admitting to hiring the services of certain ladies of the night.

Don't make ya a bad person.

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[IkeaBoy]

Don't make ya a bad personnever said it did

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[Se7en]

I'm ashamed of Assman.

Well, I'm ashamed only if these sexual escapades occurred with only one hooker at a time. Because let's be honest, if you're gonna hire a whore, it's always best to hire two or three, to get a nice 3-way / orgy going on.

Seriously, though, congrats to the Assman for losing about 100 lbs! That's about the size of one Carter isn't it?

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[THERAVEN]

ASSMAN IS ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS, HE WAS ONLY JOKING ABOUT THE HOOKERS, BUT IT IS TRUE THAT HE MADE BUBBA RAY DUDLEYS LIFE A LIVING HELL IN ECW. IF BUBBA WAS IN THE RING THE CROWD WOULD PART FOR THE PANTSLESS ASSMAN.

[Pootertoot]

He hired prostitutes to go to the deli for him.

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Censored, Because I'm a Responsible Moderator, who fucks children in the ass.

[IkeaBoy]

He hired prostitutes to go to the deli for himI'm not above making a hide the salami joke here.assman is lonely. it happens to the best of us.Does this statement (particularly the first part) just make anyone else laugh imagining it in Melissa's voice. I'm not talking about what it means. Just the words together.

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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style