A note to Stan.....

[Caseyelan]

Hey Stanny Mac,

You are on my mind today. Hope you aren't too angry with the box of hot wings I just ate.
I was thinking about you mostly when I was holding your sister on my lap and you were kicking her backside. She was incredibly annoyed. But, I thought it was the coolest thing I had ever seen.
Do you like to wear black?
We are gonna talk about painting your room this week. I wish I knew what you would like. I think I am just gonna paint some trees.
Dad and I talk about you all the time. Sometimes when you are kicking my ass in a game of "push mommies ribs apart". Sometimes when we talk about baseball. Sometimes just because we wonder what you will look like.
Most importantly, you should know we can't wait to meet you and kiss you and take you on this insane adventure with us.

Love,

Momz.

[topless_mike]

Dear Stan,

Hi. I'm Mike. You'll probably never meet me, nor read this.

Trust me when your parents tell you "Do as I say not as I do." Particularly your father.

Best of luck. Your parents love you.


~Mike


\m/

[hammersavage]

Ask him what position will he play? I say pitcher if he's a lefty.

[Tall_James]

Dear Stan,

Your sister will drive you crazy sometimes but its because she loves you.

Always remember that.

All the best,

Tall James

[KatPw]

Dear Stan,
Be yourself. Don't take up smoking. Brush your teeth at least twice a day and floss. Visit your Dentist every six months. Respect your parents and grandparents. Strive to be the best person you can be.
-Kathy

[MacVittie]

Dear Stan,
Your parents will probably embarrass you at times in your life. Remember that they were young once and believe it or not had lives before you and your sister came around. If they make you feel bad at times, they're not doing it on purpose and they both love you very much.

- MacVittie

[Dougie Brootal]

this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen!

[Furtherman]

Dear Stan,

Goonies never say die.

Good vibes,

Further

[Enabler]

Dear Stan,

Try to cut your parents some slack in your teen years. And always, ALWAYS, shoot that poop to the sky!

ps. Learn to love GNR and Pearl Jam as as soon as possible.

[TooLowBrow]

dear stan the man,
east side stan sounds cooler than east side dave
dont fuck without a rubber
-TLB

[Hottub]

Dear Stan,
Always remember the love and effort that your parents and family put in to make you a special person. A big hug and well placed "I love you" for Mom and Dad means more than you can realize.

And Wiffle Ball is indeed a sport.

All the best,
Uncle Tub.

[GreatAmericanZero]

stan is going to be the coolest! i hope for him that he shows some humility to the fellow man..and not rub in their face how much better he is than all of those bums!

[DarkHippie]

Dear Stan:

RON AND FEZ, NOON TO THREE

sincerely,
DarkHippie

[ChrisTheCop]

Casey, just in case the internet isnt around when Stan is able to read,
print that out and save it. Such a sweet idea. Stan's lucky to have you both.

[EliSnow]

Shouldn't these be PM's?

No? Okay.

Dear Stan:

Before there were holographic meeting rooms and before your dad had his own internet radio show, we had "message boards" and "satellite or terrestrial radio" shows. Your parents took part on a board called RonFez.net, which were for fans of the show Ron and Fez, where your dad got his first break. Most people thought your dad was hilarious, but some were just meanies. Your mom was a frequent "poster" at the board, and posted many pictures of your sister and you. They are great people, and a lot of people like them.

And back then, sig pics couldn't be bigger than 300 x 100 pixels.

EliSnow

[MisterSmith]

Dang, missed the That's Life origin.

Best of luck Stan - as long as you have a loving family you have a jump-start on a wonderful life.

[~Katja~]

Dear Stan,

Aside from looking up to your parents look up to your sister. She is already the coolest kid in town with an awesome personality, and you can't go wrong with that!
You will look handsome in black!

Love
Lukas' mommy!





PS.: When you eat cheese please don't stuff two slices in your mouth at once and then gesture that you can't swallow it... mommy does NOT want it in the palm of her hand.
Thanks!

[JerseyRich]

Dear Stan,

Make sure they get you snipped. You don't want to be a savage.

Love ya Lil Guy,

Uncle JerseyRich

[Freakshow]

is it bad that I have Dido in my head now?

put the picture on my wall
to remind me it's not so bad
it's not so bad at all...

[Foster]

Dear Stan,

You're a lucky kid;
your mom & dad are top notch and you have a big sister to go to for advice.

best of luck in life,

foster

PS don't touch Mr. B's stuff :wink:

[weekapaugjz]

dear stan,

make sure to love your mother. they are the most important people in the world.

your pal,
weeka



p.s. - advice from billy mitchell, "never surrender"

[Snoogans]

Dear Stan,
I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

[Reephdweller]

Dear Stan,

I have to tell you, you are in for quite a ride and years of wonderment. You have a great mom and dad who love you so much and will raise you to be a great man. Plus you have an awesome sister who is going to protect you, fight with you, pick on you, stick boogers on you and push you over when you get too noisy. Don't take any of it personally that's what sisters and brothers do to each other. Underneath it all she loves you and will be there for you as you will one day be there for her.

P.S., when your dad gets on your case about something one day be sure to ask him about what he did with canines and poop, oh and that thing he did with the jelly. That'll shut him right up! :laugh:

All the best to you lil' budday!

Uncle Reephster! :king:

[Farmer Dave]

Pssst Stan

Walls are a much better surface to color on then that little piece of paper. But be warned, you're gonna have to clean it up.

And if you ever find yourself in Iowa and want to drive a tractor, ride a horse, or pet a pig, look me up.

Now be a good little man and eat your peas.

You pal
Dave

[topless_mike]

Dear Stan,
I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

i was wondering if someone was going to be hack like this....

[Gvac]

Dear Stan,

Hey buddy, how's everything? I hope that when you finally pop out I like the cut of your jib.

As you go through life try to remember that you're no better than anyone else, but no one else is better than you.

Take shit from no one and never rat on your friends.

Peace,

Uncle Greggie

P.S. - Pink Floyd sucks, no matter what your daddy tries to tell you.

[dino_electropolis]

Stan,

Stay in there as long as possible. Its much nicer than out here with all the wackos.

Climate controlled, free food, naps all day : who's better than you, kid?

[A.J.]

Dear Stan,

Whichever baseball team you pick, you will break one of your parent's hearts. So why not spare them that and chose the Boston Red Sox!

Be your own good person, respect and appreciate your parents' love for you and always protect your big sister from creepy guys like Hottub.

Your pal,

A.J.

[TheGameHHH]

Dearest Stanley,

Drink whiskey and smoke pot.

All my love,

-TheGameHHH

P.S. Do NOT listen to A.J. be classy and pick the Yankees.

[Caseyelan]

mornin stanny mac,

It's just about nine. You had me up till about 3 am, then at 6:45 you gave me tons of braxton hicks.... been up since. I am writing to beg you.... please.... give me a break. Maybe as an easter gift you can let me get a few hours of consecutive sleep in? because when daddy goes back to work tmw, I need to be able to properly take care of your sister and not pass out at the dinner table like I did in front of daddy's family last night.
If you want to come early, that's cool, just wait 2 more weeks so I know you are fully developed. Well, actually don't come that early. I don't have a place for you to sleep yet. But, soon. I promise soon.
I'm gonna go clean up your sisters spit up. yick. I am thinking about you alot and I just want you to be healthy. My crazy mom head is spinning and I cry everytime I think of you. HERE COME SOME MORE TEARS.
Happy Easter Baby Stan. I'll save you some jelly beans. I love you.

-momz

[Tenbatsuzen]

Dear Stan,

Whichever baseball team you pick, you will break one of your parent's hearts. So why not spare them that and chose the Boston Red Sox!

Be your own good person, respect and appreciate your parents' love for you and always protect your big sister from creepy guys like Hottub.

Your pal,

A.J.

Actually, choosing that one still breaks Dad's heart.

My recommendation: The Los Angeles Dodgers.

[Rube]

Dear Stanley,

Please be very, very watchful of your Uncles. If they are anything like mine........:blink:

[MacVittie]

Dear Stan,
Your parents will probably embarrass you at times in your life. Remember that they were young once and believe it or not had lives before you and your sister came around. If they make you feel bad at times, they're not doing it on purpose and they both love you very much.

- MacVittie

PS - always remember your mom's and grandmother's birthdays. it means the world to them.

[Caseyelan]

STAN!

guess what buddy???? You scored an 8 out of 8 today. You have all the parts in place!!! PROUD OF YOU TOUGH GUY! Doc said you are hanging real "low" which both grossed me out and made me laugh.
uncle sheepy came by and put your car seat in yesterday. you owe him a high five cause that was beyond confusing to me.
it was so awesome to see you today..... just a few more weeks and its kisses for you my love.


counting the days....

xo
momz

[beachbum]

mornin stanny mac,

It's just about nine. You had me up till about 3 am, then at 6:45 you gave me tons of braxton hicks.... been up since. I am writing to beg you.... please.... give me a break. Maybe as an easter gift you can let me get a few hours of consecutive sleep in? because when daddy goes back to work tmw, I need to be able to properly take care of your sister and not pass out at the dinner table like I did in front of daddy's family last night.
If you want to come early, that's cool, just wait 2 more weeks so I know you are fully developed. Well, actually don't come that early. I don't have a place for you to sleep yet. But, soon. I promise soon.
I'm gonna go clean up your sisters spit up. yick. I am thinking about you alot and I just want you to be healthy. My crazy mom head is spinning and I cry everytime I think of you. HERE COME SOME MORE TEARS.
Happy Easter Baby Stan. I'll save you some jelly beans. I love you.

-momz



Sweetest post ever!

[Lady Resin]

Stan will be the man. When my sister had her boy, she said he will only play soccer. This kid as an arm on him. He can throw a nerf ball dead on for now. He turned 2 last Saturday. She has second thoughts about him getting into sports. He is so curious about everything. They to WVA last week to see my aunt and uncle. He freaked out when he saw horses and cows. He kept saying more horses, more cows. When bears go through their back yard he laughs. I hope he grows up to be a Vet. I cannot wait until Dave and Casey sees Stan for the first time! Dave is going to have a field day with him. Jules will be a great big sis!:thumbup:

[Caseyelan]

Stanny,

I think you are making your presence well known. WE GET IT! You got mom's contracting every 25 mins or so. You are killing me.
I hope you don't mind that I didn't get you some silly outfit to come home in. I also hope you don't mind that I didn't finish your room.
If you are MY kinda kid, you won't give a shit.
Wanna meet later on for some spinal epidural and ice chips?

XO
Momz

[drjoek]

Stanny,

I think you are making your presence well known. WE GET IT! You got mom's contracting every 25 mins or so. You are killing me.
I hope you don't mind that I didn't get you some silly outfit to come home in. I also hope you don't mind that I didn't finish your room.
If you are MY kinda kid, you won't give a shit.
Wanna meet later on for some spinal epidural and ice chips?

XO
Momz

Sounds SOON!!

Good Luck

[Lady Resin]

Stan is the MAN!!!!:thumbup:

[~Katja~]

Dear Stan,

Coming home outfits are overrated... especially when it's hot out and you will never wear it again. Just be a man and go in the nude... well a lil' diaper on that cute heiny http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:CGpGhJiw6Ys-1M:http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.63535260.jpg and some booties http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:NNkv2VYNkPXc-M:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3619/3334688382_8e45aa412e.jpg and you are good to go...

Now take a rest and give mommy a break before you finally make your real entrance!

Cheers budday!
Lukas' mommy

[ScottFromGA]

Stan...6 words to live by.

Theres a Yummy in my Tummy!


Rock On!

[Mullenax]

Dear Stan,
On your way into the world be so kind as to tuck your arms in tight.
Lots of things don't make you a bad person but it's nice to be a good son.
Play-doh is secretly delicious and walking is no sweat. If you lose at arm wrestling tell the other person you let him/her win. Kick some ass, of everything.

[Sheila]

Good luck, Stan and Stan's mom...

Caitlin, Caitlin's mom and 2 bros

[TjM]

Dear Stan,

Uncle Tub.

Creepy :unsure:

[~Katja~]

Dear Stan,
On your way into the world be so kind as to tuck your arms in tight.
Lots of things don't make you a bad person but it's nice to be a good son.
Play-doh is secretly delicious and walking is no sweat. If you lose at arm wrestling tell the other person you let him/her win. Kick some ass, of everything.

:lol:

Play-doh is so banned from my house

[ScottFromGA]

Oh and one more thing to Stan.


Rock with your Cock out!.

\m/

[Thebazile78]

:lol:

Play-doh is so banned from my house

We used to have an actually-edible recipe for peanut butter flavored play-doh. It came from the cookbook Feed Me I'm Yours.

We also used to make our own regular play-doh. Mom used to use extract of mint in it to make it smell nice.

OK, it's obvious by now. We were poor.

[topless_mike]

Dear Stan,


Mike here again. Your Parents are torn in terms of which team you will be loyal to: the Mets or the Yankees. You wont understand it but you must choose.
Both are playing like garbage, so now is pretty much the best time for you to come. Just be thankful you werent coming in Sept or Oct.

~ TLM

[Thebazile78]

Dear Stan -

Your parents will love you no matter what baseball team you end up rooting for, I am sure.

Unless it's the Red Sox. Then they may send you to your room without any supper.

Anyway, all of us here at RonFez.net are eagerly awaiting photos of your sweet little face so we can ooh and aahh like the dopey surrogate aunties and uncles we all are at heart.

- Liz (a.ka. Uncle Sheepy's Sister)

[Freitag]

- Liz (a.ka. Uncle Sheepy's Sister)

Wouldn't that make you Aunt Liz?

and me.... Uncle Matty?

[Thebazile78]

Wouldn't that make you Aunt Liz?

and me.... Uncle Matty?

Nope.

[razorboy]

Dear Stan,

Don't ever tip pitches to the opposing team in hope of reciprocation in order to pad your stats.

-Ian

[Contra]

Dear Stan,

Hope your throwing arm is up to par. Your folks are going to be depending on it in about 20 years.
Your pal, contra

[Gvac]

Stan old boy!

Listen - you've had your fun being pampered and fussed over for the past 24 hours but now it's time to man up.

Don't be one of those mama's boys who wants everything done for him. You want something? Go and get it!

[topless_mike]

Dear Stan,

Again, I'll remind you. Do as your parents say, not as they do. Particularly your father.
Ps- A kick to the nuts will bring any man down.

~ Mike

[~Katja~]

Stan old boy!

Listen - you've had your fun being pampered and fussed over for the past 24 hours but now it's time to man up.

Don't be one of those mama's boys who wants everything done for him. You want something? Go and get it!

hahahaha... good luck with that! There will be a brief period where they want to do everything themselves... then it's back to letting mommy pamper them for life!

[biggirl]

Dearest Stan:

If you are into older women, have I got the girl for you, my daughter, Greta Mae. She is 19 months older than you. She'll make a good mate. She already likes to cook and clean. Plus, (a bonus to your parents) she is pretty funny. When you are ready to date she'll be here in MN just waiting for you. I am expecting her to be a beauty!

Love,
biggirl (I promise you Greta is a small girl...)

[dino_electropolis]

Stan,

Your day consists of sleepin, eating, shittin and workin the titty.



Life is GOOD.