Food as a device of sexual control

[Solveig]

Hi Doctor Steve, I have a strange sexual question and I hope you can help me. I moved to NYC from Minnesota a few months ago and met a wonderful guy. It was love at first sight, but when it comes to sex he has a very strange fetish: food.
WE can't have sex unless he can use food. He covers my breasts with Hershey's syrup. He rams Italian sausage and sauce into my vagina and anus and eats it. He fills my vagina with M&M's and Reeses Pieces and chews the candy and it hurts my labia. He swipes Kit Kat bars in my ass crack like a credit card and demands that I eat it. He dips his penis in melted cheese and demands that I wrap it with lettuce, tomato and a taco shell and tells me to eat it while calling me a whore in Spanish. Last week, I had enough. He asked me to eat an entire can of spinach so he could eat it when I pooped it out. I'm ready to end it with him, but I really do care about him and maybe I'm being a prude. Is this fetish normal? Thanks.
Sue(Solveig)

[Dr Steve]

Hi Doctor Steve, I have a strange sexual question and I hope you can help me. I moved to NYC from Minnesota a few months ago and met a wonderful guy. It was love at first sight, but when it comes to sex he has a very strange fetish: food.
WE can't have sex unless he can use food. He covers my breasts with Hershey's syrup. He rams Italian sausage and sauce into my vagina and anus and eats it. He fills my vagina with M&M's and Reeses Pieces and chews the candy and it hurts my labia. He swipes Kit Kat bars in my ass crack like a credit card and demands that I eat it. He dips his penis in melted cheese and demands that I wrap it with lettuce, tomato and a taco shell and tells me to eat it while calling me a whore in Spanish. Last week, I had enough. He asked me to eat an entire can of spinach so he could eat it when I pooped it out. I'm ready to end it with him, but I really do care about him and maybe I'm being a prude. Is this fetish normal? Thanks.
Sue(Solveig)

Sue:

This is such a creative question, it doesn't matter if it's serious.

1) it's not food, it's control. He's humiliating you and the food is simply the vehicle by which he does it.

2) no, dipping your penis in cheese and calling your girlfriend a "puta del diablo" while making her eat a dick taco is not normal

3) the word "fetish" implies "not normal", just for the record.

4) Also, he's into coprophagia (shit eating)...again the food is a distraction; how could he know when your body is going to excrete digested spinach? Corn, maybe, but spinach? no.


hope this helps,


your pal,



steve


(Brooklyn, eh? I have some "friends" in Brooklyn :smile:)

[weekapaugjz]

2) no, dipping your penis in cheese and calling your girlfriend a "puta del diablo" while making her eat a dick taco is not normal


this could be one of the greatest things posted on a messageboard in internet history.

[Dude!]

Hi Doctor Steve, I have a strange sexual question and I hope you can help me. I moved to NYC from Minnesota a few months ago and met a wonderful guy. It was love at first sight, but when it comes to sex he has a very strange fetish: food.
WE can't have sex unless he can use food. He covers my breasts with Hershey's syrup. He rams Italian sausage and sauce into my vagina and anus and eats it. He fills my vagina with M&M's and Reeses Pieces and chews the candy and it hurts my labia. He swipes Kit Kat bars in my ass crack like a credit card and demands that I eat it. He dips his penis in melted cheese and demands that I wrap it with lettuce, tomato and a taco shell and tells me to eat it while calling me a whore in Spanish. Last week, I had enough. He asked me to eat an entire can of spinach so he could eat it when I pooped it out. I'm ready to end it with him, but I really do care about him and maybe I'm being a prude. Is this fetish normal? Thanks.
Sue(Solveig)

you are now my favorite poster

[razorboy]

Best (fake) thread ever.

[SatCam]

But seriously, when it comes to food and sex, I want to have a nice big hearty dinner before I get to fucking. I cant bone on an empty stomach

[happytypinggirl]

Best (fake) thread ever.

she had me up until the credit card swipe. i dont even think that would be possible.

[barjockey]

<--------- Starvin'
:tongue:

[A.J.]

she had me up until the credit card swipe. i dont even think that would be possible.

Seriously. Using a Peppermint Patty would have been much more credible.

[DarkHippie]

she must get the worst yeast infections

[Solveig]

I know it all sounds crazy and made up, but it's all true. I'm a country gal from Minnesota and my boyfriend is a native New Yorker, and he claims it's all normal and healthy. He claims combining food and sex is very common, and all his friends do it. Earlier tonight, we hung out and started making out on his couch. He got up and ran into his kitchen, bringing out a carrot and bunny ears. He wanted to lube up the carrot and insert it into my anus and eat it, pretending to be the Easter Bunny. Holidays excite him. On Thanksgiving, he filled my ass with stuffing and gravy and wore a huge Pilgrim hat, calling himself John Alden. He also ate pumpkin pie and whipped cream out of my vagina during halftime of one of the football games, and yelled "touchdown"! when he finished pleasuring himself. Christmas was even more strange. He loves candy canes, and took my used tampon and sucked on it, calling it "the best candy cane, ever"! THAT freaked me out, but he assured that it was normal sexual behavior. On New Year's Eve, he made me wear a diaper and play "Baby New Year" and wanted me to eat laxatives so he could "enjoy my first poop of the year". He also inserted a champaign bottle in my anus and shook it up, and drank the shooting all over the place champaign yelling "Happy New Year, Dick Clark forvever"!!! He pleasured himself and then fell asleep. Even on MLK Day, he wanted to stick some KFC Hot Wings into my vagina and also wanted to cover my entire body with KFC mashed potatos! I refused, but he still pleasured himself and sang "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"!!!
Yes, he seems crazy, but when he's not into crazy sex he's a very lovable and responsible man, a man with a great job, good friends and comes from a nice family. And I love him. Should he seek help? Should I?
Thanks.

[weekapaugjz]

Holidays excite him. On Thanksgiving, he filled my ass with stuffing and gravy and wore a huge Pilgrim hat, calling himself John Alden.

well, that is exactly the reason why the pilgrims came to america.

[Dude!]

I know it all sounds crazy and made up, but it's all true. I'm a country gal from Minnesota and my boyfriend is a native New Yorker, and he claims it's all normal and healthy. He claims combining food and sex is very common, and all his friends do it. Earlier tonight, we hung out and started making out on his couch. He got up and ran into his kitchen, bringing out a carrot and bunny ears. He wanted to lube up the carrot and insert it into my anus and eat it, pretending to be the Easter Bunny. Holidays excite him. On Thanksgiving, he filled my ass with stuffing and gravy and wore a huge Pilgrim hat, calling himself John Alden. He also ate pumpkin pie and whipped cream out of my vagina during halftime of one of the football games, and yelled "touchdown"! when he finished pleasuring himself. Christmas was even more strange. He loves candy canes, and took my used tampon and sucked on it, calling it "the best candy cane, ever"! THAT freaked me out, but he assured that it was normal sexual behavior. On New Year's Eve, he made me wear a diaper and play "Baby New Year" and wanted me to eat laxatives so he could "enjoy my first poop of the year". He also inserted a champaign bottle in my anus and shook it up, and drank the shooting all over the place champaign yelling "Happy New Year, Dick Clark forvever"!!! He pleasured himself and then fell asleep. Even on MLK Day, he wanted to stick some KFC Hot Wings into my vagina and also wanted to cover my entire body with KFC mashed potatos! I refused, but he still pleasured himself and sang "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"!!!
Yes, he seems crazy, but when he's not into crazy sex he's a very lovable and responsible man, a man with a great job, good friends and comes from a nice family. And I love him. Should he seek help? Should I?
Thanks.

if you are looking for a husband
above all you want someone
who will be a good provider

this guy obviously makes enough money
to buy loads of food
so chances are he will be an excellent provider
for you and your many
whipped-cream covered children

i say don't let this guy get away
marry him pronto

[A.J.]

I know it all sounds crazy and made up, but it's all true. I'm a country gal from Minnesota and my boyfriend is a native New Yorker, and he claims it's all normal and healthy. He claims combining food and sex is very common, and all his friends do it. Earlier tonight, we hung out and started making out on his couch. He got up and ran into his kitchen, bringing out a carrot and bunny ears. He wanted to lube up the carrot and insert it into my anus and eat it, pretending to be the Easter Bunny. Holidays excite him. On Thanksgiving, he filled my ass with stuffing and gravy and wore a huge Pilgrim hat, calling himself John Alden. He also ate pumpkin pie and whipped cream out of my vagina during halftime of one of the football games, and yelled "touchdown"! when he finished pleasuring himself. Christmas was even more strange. He loves candy canes, and took my used tampon and sucked on it, calling it "the best candy cane, ever"! THAT freaked me out, but he assured that it was normal sexual behavior. On New Year's Eve, he made me wear a diaper and play "Baby New Year" and wanted me to eat laxatives so he could "enjoy my first poop of the year". He also inserted a champaign bottle in my anus and shook it up, and drank the shooting all over the place champaign yelling "Happy New Year, Dick Clark forvever"!!! He pleasured himself and then fell asleep. Even on MLK Day, he wanted to stick some KFC Hot Wings into my vagina and also wanted to cover my entire body with KFC mashed potatos! I refused, but he still pleasured himself and sang "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"!!!
Yes, he seems crazy, but when he's not into crazy sex he's a very lovable and responsible man, a man with a great job, good friends and comes from a nice family. And I love him. Should he seek help? Should I?
Thanks.

I think you both need to seek Penthouse Forum.

[Dr Steve]

I know it all sounds crazy and made up, but it's all true. I'm a country gal from Minnesota and my boyfriend is a native New Yorker, and he claims it's all normal and healthy. He claims combining food and sex is very common, and all his friends do it. Earlier tonight, we hung out and started making out on his couch. He got up and ran into his kitchen, bringing out a carrot and bunny ears. He wanted to lube up the carrot and insert it into my anus and eat it, pretending to be the Easter Bunny. Holidays excite him. On Thanksgiving, he filled my ass with stuffing and gravy and wore a huge Pilgrim hat, calling himself John Alden. He also ate pumpkin pie and whipped cream out of my vagina during halftime of one of the football games, and yelled "touchdown"! when he finished pleasuring himself. Christmas was even more strange. He loves candy canes, and took my used tampon and sucked on it, calling it "the best candy cane, ever"! THAT freaked me out, but he assured that it was normal sexual behavior. On New Year's Eve, he made me wear a diaper and play "Baby New Year" and wanted me to eat laxatives so he could "enjoy my first poop of the year". He also inserted a champaign bottle in my anus and shook it up, and drank the shooting all over the place champaign yelling "Happy New Year, Dick Clark forvever"!!! He pleasured himself and then fell asleep. Even on MLK Day, he wanted to stick some KFC Hot Wings into my vagina and also wanted to cover my entire body with KFC mashed potatos! I refused, but he still pleasured himself and sang "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"!!!
Yes, he seems crazy, but when he's not into crazy sex he's a very lovable and responsible man, a man with a great job, good friends and comes from a nice family. And I love him. Should he seek help? Should I?
Thanks.

Ok GVAC, enough's enough :smile:

[Solveig]

Ok GVAC, enough's enough :smile:

LOL sorry Doctor Steve, but it's not Gvac. I know he makes trouble on the board, but it's me, not him!
I appreciate your advice, and I may break up with my boyfriend now, especially after what happened earlier tonight. I was in the shower, and when I came out he was on the floor, rubbing Tender Vittles on his penis and having my 2 cats lick it off! He said "there's nothing sexier then a cat's tongue, it feels so good"!
I towleled off and threw him out. I think that's the last straw.

Thank you Doctor Steve.

[drjoek]

Solveig for MOD

[Drunky McBetidont]

if you are looking for a husband
above all you want someone
who will be a good provider

this guy obviously makes enough money
to buy loads of food
so chances are he will be an excellent provider
for you and your many
whipped-cream covered children

i say don't let this guy get away
marry him pronto



their cleaning bills must be astrnomical :unsure:

[Jujubees2]

Is your boyfriend George Costanza?

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[Annie Waits]

wow, I want to read more, this is great!!! pm me with more stories please!!

[BinaryTaoist]

Ewwww.... wait.... Your boyfriend wants you to eat spinach from a can?

Thats disgusting.