Would this be ill-advised?

[Farmer Dave]

I will soon be headed to the fields for spring work. That means I can spend 12-14/day in a tractor with my XM and my own thoughts. Hells bells, I don't even have to steer the damn things, only turn them around at the end to the field, fill the planter, fix any problems that arise. As you may imagine it can get boring.

Here are my questions:
If I were to post my cell phone number on this board, would any of you call to say 'Hi' or general give me shit to help me pass the time? (no, I promise I won't save your number for any reason, it would just be for you to entertain me)

And what do you think I may open myself up to by putting my # out there in the internets world? Once it is out there's no taking it back.

Any thoughts?

[Kublakhan61]

I will soon be headed to the fields for spring work. That means I can spend 12-14/day in a tractor with my XM and my own thoughts. Hells bells, I don't even have to steer the damn things, only turn them around at the end to the field, fill the planter, fix any problems that arise. As you may imagine it can get boring.

Here are my questions:
If I were to post my cell phone number on this board, would any of you call to say 'Hi' or general give me shit to help me pass the time? (no, I promise I won't save your number for any reason, it would just be for you to entertain me)

And what do you think I may open myself up to by putting my # out there in the internets world? Once it is out there's no taking it back.

Any thoughts?

Don't do it.

[SatCam]

I would call you collect, thats for damn sure

[razorboy]

You can trust me.:devil2:

[Dude!]

don't even consider it

some terrorist or child molestor
will call you

and when the FBI starts tracking
their calls
Farmer Dave is in for a huge hassle

PM your number to people you want

[drjoek]

Farmers=hayseeds?

Kidding


PM the number to some of the board members you've established a rapport with. You'll hear from some folks that way

[Farmer Dave]

don't even consider it

some terrorist or child molestor
will call you

and when the FBI starts tracking
their calls
Farmer Dave is in for a huge hassle

PM your number to people you want
If it help catch terrorist it would be worth it.
Farmers=hayseeds?

Kidding


PM the number to some of the board members you've established a rapport with. You'll hear from some folks that way

Thought about this route. I haven't been on the board all that long, and it seemed a bit presumtuos (no I can't spell).

[Tenbatsuzen]

Get a Virgin cellphone that's prepaid. So you have a separate phone for people to call you. Low overhead, and if it gets overbearing, you can chuck it.

[boosterp]

Dave, you also should know that lil internet bots surf websites for information. For example: Yahoo bots surf looking for information so when you do a Yahoo search the information is available to you. You number may pop up in a weird Iowa search after that and you could get all sorts of crazy calls from telemarketers and such.

[weekapaugjz]

i might talk to you. but only if you use john deere tractors. none of that new holland shit. but judging from your hat, i think it's ok.

[Gvac]

I've given a bunch of the creeps here my cell number, and we mainly text. With an unlimited plan it's not a problem. If they all called me I'd need to up my minutes in a big way.

[Farmer Dave]

Dave, you also should know that lil internet bots surf websites for information. For example: Yahoo bots surf looking for information so when you do a Yahoo search the information is available to you. You number may pop up in a weird Iowa search after that and you could get all sorts of crazy calls from telemarketers and such.
Thats the shit I'm afraid of.
i might talk to you. but only if you use john deere tractors. none of that new holland shit. but judging from your hat, i think it's ok.
We may have a small problem. My new to me one as of yesterday;<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCN0730.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCN0730.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
But heres my power;<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCN0090.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCN0090.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[weekapaugjz]

nice! im just busting your balls. my grandfather used to own a large john deere dealership. so im a little partial.

[razorboy]

<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCN0090.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCN0090.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

That's one hell of a hat rack.

[Dude!]

That's one hell of a hat rack.

naw, those are shrunken heads
he is drying

that's why he wants you all to call him
to lure you into
the barn from hell

[HBox]

I can imagine how these calls would go:

Random .netter: Hey! How's the crops?
Farmer Dave: WHAT?!
Random .netter: I SAID HOW'S THE CROPS?
Farmer Dave: ........ WHAT?!
Random .netter: HOW ARE THE FUCKING CROPS?!
Farmer Dave: YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THIS DAMN TRACTOR!

[burrben]

wow, daves actually a farmer

[~Katja~]

get a phone with web service and post from there

[cougarjake13]

I will soon be headed to the fields for spring work. That means I can spend 12-14/day in a tractor with my XM and my own thoughts. Hells bells, I don't even have to steer the damn things, only turn them around at the end to the field, fill the planter, fix any problems that arise. As you may imagine it can get boring.

Here are my questions:
If I were to post my cell phone number on this board, would any of you call to say 'Hi' or general give me shit to help me pass the time? (no, I promise I won't save your number for any reason, it would just be for you to entertain me)

And what do you think I may open myself up to by putting my # out there in the internets world? Once it is out there's no taking it back.

Any thoughts?


you'd wind up with asian tranny hookers calling you


dont do it

[Dougie Brootal]

hmmmmmmm....

[TooLowBrow]

whats your # truck farmer?

[boosterp]

Thats the shit I'm afraid of.

We may have a small problem. My new to me one as of yesterday;<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCN0730.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCN0730.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
But heres my power;<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=DSCN0090.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/DSCN0090.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

I want to work for you. A room and beer is all I need. I knew a batshit crazy chick from Iowa though that I would have to avoid her and her family, what part are you from?

[DarkHippie]

you should do it over PM if you do

[tanless1]

those are some bad-ass tractors dave. im kickn around starting an AM station in my area to cater to knuckle heads like you.
i have no desire to be on air personality, i do however have a desire to develop a non-top forty product.
have you considerd taking up nose-picking to while away the hours ?

[tanless1]

how many acre's you rockn ?

[Farmer Dave]

wow, daves actually a farmer
I laugh when people seemed to be suprised by that.
get a phone with web service and post from there
Too one directional to be entertaining for long.
you'd wind up with asian tranny hookers calling you



Doesn't sound that bad now does it?
I want to work for you. A room and beer is all I need. I knew a batshit crazy chick from Iowa though that I would have to avoid her and her family, what part are you from?
Do make offers you wont honnor, you may get a call in the fall.
Batshit crazy doesn't narrow it down much. I' in the north central part of the state.

have you considerd taking up nose-picking to while away the hours ?
Has its limits after the first hour or so.
how many acre's you rockn ?
About 1200.

[Gvac]

Can we build a baseball field?

[Snoogans]

id say hire me but then you would end up with a farm surrounded by weed plants

[Misteriosa]

Do not post your number on the interwebs!!

Do not post your number on the interwebs!!

Do not post your number on the interwebs!!

Do not post your number on the interwebs!!

Do not post your number on the interwebs!!

Do not post your number on the interwebs!!

[Snoogans]

Can we build a baseball field?

get out of here, Costner. Now one cares about your field or fake friends. Why dont you go out for once and maybe you would meet some real people to play baseball with

[sailor]

866.766.0339

[WampusCrandle]

Post your number on the interwebs!!

Post your number on the interwebs!!

Post your number on the interwebs!!

Post your number on the interwebs!!

Post your number on the interwebs!!

Post your number on the interwebs!!

we really shouldn't be doing that - but ok

867-5309

[Farmer Dave]

Can we build a baseball field?
No
id say hire me but then you would end up with a farm surrounded by weed plants

Plenty still grows here wild. Left over from the WWII era hemp growing initiative. Don't know if we have a long enough growing season for anything of quality.

[A.J.]

Plenty still grows here wild. Left over from the WWII era hemp growing initiative.

They truly were The Greatest Generation.

[Farmer Dave]

What if I do this? area code 515

[razorboy]

What if I do this? area code 515

This going to take forever.

515 111-1111
515 111-1112
515 111-1113...

[WampusCrandle]

What if I do this? area code 515

hmmmm, yeah, what if you kept going with that?

[Farmer Dave]

hmmmm, yeah, what if you kept going with that?

I believe there are 1000 combinations for the prefix and 10,000 for the rest of the number. Maybe I'll just sprinkle them in to posts at a later date and see if anyone puts them together.

[WampusCrandle]

I believe there are 1000 combinations for the prefix and 10,000 for the rest of the number. Maybe I'll just sprinkle them in to posts at a later date and see if anyone puts them together.

oooo - i like puzzles!

[Gvac]

I'm area code 201. Of the remaining 7 digits, there are two 1s and two 6s.

First one to crack the code and call me gets an autographed nude portrait of me.

[Farmer Dave]

I'm area code 201. Of the remaining 7 digits, there are two 1s and two 6s.

First one to crack the code and call me gets an autographed nude portrait of me.

You realize there are total of ZERO people working to break that code, right?

[weekapaugjz]

You realize there are total of ZERO people working to break that code, right?

speak for yourself.

[WampusCrandle]

You realize there are total of ZERO people working to break that code, right?

WRONG! i just dont know any other numbers besides 0,1,2,&6

[torker]

We've traced the call... it's coming from inside the tractor.

[Farmer Dave]

hmmmm, yeah, what if you kept going with that?

851

[Sue_Bender]

851


Okay, here we go!

I take copious notes.

[Farmer Dave]

Okay, here we go!

I take copious notes.

I'm going to turn my phone off, NOW.

[Sue_Bender]

I'm going to turn my phone off, NOW.


Well, unless it's forever...

[boosterp]

Dave, it's been nearly 20 years since I last farmed and ranched but I miss it. Careful, I may just end up flying up there and calling you for directions.

[Dougie Brootal]

866.766.0339
if this is anyone but ronnie b, youre stealin my bit!!!