Wanted by NYPD.

[paul201]

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http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/news/nypdblotter/nypdblotter.htm

Bronx

Police yesterday released the sketch above of a teen mugger wanted in three Bronxdale robberies.

The attacker first struck on Feb. 19, when he chased a 41-year-old woman into a building at Wallace and Mace avenues at 7:30 p.m. She was able to fight him off and he fled empty-handed.

Police said the man struck again on March 23 when he grabbed a 23-year-old woman in a building elevator on Waring Avenue near Bronx Park East at 4:30 p.m. There was a brief struggle and he again fled empty-handed, sources said.

He next struck on March 26, when he grabbed a 17-year-old girl as she walked into a building on Barker Avenue near Thwaites Place at 12:30 p.m. He groped her, then snatched cash, sources said.

[badorties]

he hasn't been a teen since the reagan administration

[weekapaugjz]

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[Drunky McBetidont]

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if you see me, err, him, please call 911. bitches

[Judge Smails]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/photos/nypd.jpg



http://www.nbc.com/Kidnapped/images/bios/virgil.jpg

The suspect was overheard saying:

"Forrest, I got a very important question for you. How would you like to go into the shrimping business with me?"

[pittphantoms]

N E W
Peas Hode

[rexdart]

michelle says he has an alibi.

[Tallman388]

I thought they already caught Vince Champ

[PapaBear]

This thread, sponsored by the state of Mississippi.

[Marc with a c]

that's underdog

[Fubex]

He keeps going for progressively younger targets. Next thing you know this clown will be rolling kids for their milk money. I hope he gets caught before someone gets hurt. Then he can play the poor victim of society.

[AIC_rocks]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/photos/nypd.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/news/nypdblotter/nypdblotter.htm

Bronx

Police yesterday released the sketch above of a teen mugger wanted in three Bronxdale robberies.

The attacker first struck on Feb. 19, when he chased a 41-year-old woman into a building at Wallace and Mace avenues at 7:30 p.m. She was able to fight him off and he fled empty-handed.

Police said the man struck again on March 23 when he grabbed a 23-year-old woman in a building elevator on Waring Avenue near Bronx Park East at 4:30 p.m. There was a brief struggle and he again fled empty-handed, sources said.

He next struck on March 26, when he grabbed a 17-year-old girl as she walked into a building on Barker Avenue near Thwaites Place at 12:30 p.m. He groped her, then snatched cash, sources said.

As much I think Earl is a cool spazy dude. Is it wrong that my initial reaction to the drawing was hey that's black Earl? Not that anyone would actually believe he's attracted to woomen. Or was that the point of this thread hurrumph hurrumph?

[ChrisTheCop]

As much I think Earl is a cool spazy dude. Is it wrong that my initial reaction to the drawing was hey that's black Earl? Not that anyone would actually believe he's attracted to women. Or was that the point of this thread hurrumph hurrumph?

You're only wrong in thinking that this perpetrator's actions reveal that he is "attracted to" women.

[tanless1]

doesnt anybody carry a gun anymore ?

[DarkHippie]

doesnt anybody carry a gun anymore ?

Have you ever been to new york city?

Imagine cramming 8 million people into an area the size of a farm. Then give each of them a gun. What do you think will happen?

guns are great in rural areas like idaho, but arming a city is like pouring gasoline on a fire on a nuclear power plant

[sailor]

that's underdog

no, he's white.

[AIC_rocks]

You're only wrong in thinking that this perpetrator's actions reveal that he is "attracted to" women.

Hey budday. Yeah I guess that would be a wiser interpretation. Actually wait did you mean a pedo thing or just in general since he's attacking the opposite gender therefor he hates all females? Because I was right there with you until I thought about how rednecks treat their wives.

That would make a majority of the southern states reek of the gay. Either way that Black Earl look-a-like whether he's a pedo/rapist/womaphobic is a piece of shit. I hope he gets caught soon.

[Melk]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/photos/nypd.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/news/nypdblotter/nypdblotter.htm

It looks like Earl if he didn't succumb to male-pattern baldness. I think Earl's imaginary ex lied about the miscarriage. Sachmo Douglas lives!:clap:

[Fubex]

Imagine cramming 8 million people into an area the size of a farm. Then give each of them a gun. What do you think will happen?



Yeah, decent people would be able to deffend themselves from scumbags like the one in the sketch. I know some people fantasize about how it would be a Utopia if they took guns away from law abiding citizens, but it just wouldn't work. There are groups of people who hold human life with little value, yet stronger gun laws would only strengthen these people in their lives of crime.

[Misteriosa]

thats right in my sister's area... i'll pass the info on to her

[Melk]

Yeah, decent people would be able to deffend themselves from scumbags like the one in the sketch. I know some people fantasize about how it would be a Utopia if they took guns away from law abiding citizens, but it just wouldn't work. There are groups of people who hold human life with little value, yet stronger gun laws would only strengthen these people in their lives of crime.
I'm pro-second amendment, but I don't really see how everyone having would be in America's best interest. I could see a good 2 million of the 8 million legally-armed citizens discharging rounds into noisy movie patrons, rival sports team fans, or any number of other people who anger them at a moment's notice. If everyone were armed, I'm afraid that the survivors would be the scum of the Earth and the shut-ins of New York City .

Now, there is a utopia!

Let those who want guns have guns. All others shouldn't be encouraged.

[TheMojoPin]

Let those who want guns have guns. All others shouldn't be encouraged.

Agreed.

I have nothing to back it up, but my hunch tells me that a majority of any group of people is not able to and should not handle a gun.

[A.J.]

He groped her, then snatched cash, sources said.

He groped her snatch?

[hanso]

Did the perp take really bad pictures first?

[UpperEastSideDave]

This obviously isn't Earl...... He wasn't wearing a Yankee hat.

[furie]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/photos/nypd.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042009/news/nypdblotter/nypdblotter.htm

Bronx

Police yesterday released the sketch above of a teen mugger wanted in three Bronxdale robberies.

The attacker first struck on Feb. 19, when he chased a 41-year-old woman into a building at Wallace and Mace avenues at 7:30 p.m. She was able to fight him off and he fled empty-handed.

Police said the man struck again on March 23 when he grabbed a 23-year-old woman in a building elevator on Waring Avenue near Bronx Park East at 4:30 p.m. There was a brief struggle and he again fled empty-handed, sources said.

He next struck on March 26, when he grabbed a 17-year-old girl as she walked into a building on Barker Avenue near Thwaites Place at 12:30 p.m. He groped her, then snatched cash, sources said.

You would think that the reimaged kingpin would be involved in higher level crimes...


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[AIC_rocks]

He groped her snatch?

I'm glad somebody pointed out how close grope and snatch are together Lol. Bro that's how I first read it also. Literally just for a second I thought wow whoever wrote this article is kind of a dick. :P