Questions for Sam and Dave?

[Caseyelan]

They love questions.

Ask some and maybe they will get addressed on the show!!!

If it's a private matter.... Contact them at specialdeliveryshow@gmail.com

Scissssies

[Gvac]

When is the next show?

[biozombie]

How fucking cool is it that you have a forum?

[razorboy]

Why?

[MacVittie]

Bigger influence on music.

Guns 'n' Roses

vs.

The Rock 'n' Roll Express

Go.

[Gvac]

What is your biggest regret?

At what point of your life did you feel the most alive?

What's your most cherished childhood memory?

Were you ever inappropriately touched as a youngster?

[Devo37]

who's cooler: Indiana Jones or Boba Fett?

[burrben]

why is gvac so awesome?

and a follow up...

nick cave: greatest thing from australia?

[Drunky McBetidont]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
or
which came first? the chciken? or the egg?

[burrben]

pubes: yesterday or today?

[Judge Smails]

How come if piss and beer look so much alike then the more beer you drink the less your piss looks like beer?

[Devo37]

who's cooler: the Mean Street Posse or Three Count?

(didn't want to leave Sam out)

[hammersavage]

Freeze, burn, starve or drown to death, boys?

Rather bang Kelly or Lisa AND Jessie?


We know what these people think.

[burrben]

king of the hill: underrated?

i think so

[biozombie]

Best/worst ring entrance music of all time...discuss.

[hammersavage]

Would you rather have 'douche' tattooed to your forehead permanently or hit every red light for the rest of your life?

[burrben]

was hitler right?

[biozombie]

What does come taste like?

[Judge Smails]

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at midday and three legs in the evening?

[Towelie]

If your partner was passing out on the air, would you wait till the show ended to discuss it?

[MacVittie]

Superior athletes within their craft: Jeff Bagwell or Buff Bagwell?

[Caseyelan]

Superior athletes within their craft: Jeff Bagwell or Buff Bagwell?

Shouldn't this be asked in the guy guyerson forum?

[MacVittie]

Better cameo: Fred Savage on Seinfeld, or Randy Savage on Mad About You?

[burrben]

Superior athletes within their craft: Jeff Bagwell or Buff Bagwell?

buff was at a local buffalo wild wings hanging out and signing autographs. kept going to the bathroom, probs to do coke. nice. energetic guy.

[MacVittie]

Shouldn't this be asked in the guy guyerson forum?

If Guy Guyerson ever decided to join us in the new year...

[Sheeplovr]

how many open and closes should and official Sam and Dave scissor salute be?

[Judge Smails]

Who let the dog's out?

[Judge Smails]

Would you rather live your life as Michael Corleone or Darth Vader?

[Judge Smails]

Why so cheap? Why so gay?

[Judge Smails]

If someone offered you money in $100,000 increments (tax free) but each $100,000 you took meant you'd lose four years off of your life - how much money would you take?

[MacVittie]

You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear--for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).

Would you swallow the pill?

[hedges]

How many Woody Allen films were shot/set in NYC?

[biozombie]

You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear--for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).

Would you swallow the pill?

That's the most horrifying question I've seen in years.

[Taos22]

Which makes more sense, Baseball (Dave Defends and states a great case that blows all away) or that fake wrestling shit that Sam likes, Discuss...

[underdog]

You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear--for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).

Would you swallow the pill?

I would take that pill whether or not my soul mate was involved.

Question : Do you wish you were as much of a "gamer" as Tyler Hansborough?

[Penelope]

Why is Special Delivery so short? Is there any way we can have more Special Delivery?

[Brad in Bama]

Why is Special Delivery so short? Is there any way we can have more Special Delivery?

I'll get on this. They should do some podcasts. Just some shorts in between the Virus shows. I dig Dave and his stories. He has gotten so personal with the audience, and I like the fact that he doesn't try to be somthing he's not. However,.. I don't know shit about Sam. We need an ESD interviews to bring Sam out onto that show. Maybe that's why people like Jay Mohr, "Mr. Hollywood", thinks he's holding Dave back. Not trying to bust balls, but there's got to be more to Sam than Wrestling Trivia, and childrens foods.

Long Live "Special Delivery"!

[Coach]

We all know Boba Fett from Starwars...who were the other Bounty hunters? Why did their back stories never take off? I know the robot was in a Starwars N64 game.
For Sam..
Is wrestling going the way of boxing..since viewership is down and wrestlers are going into MMA?

[denko]

if you had to have sex with one, which would you pick... mrs butterworth or aunt jemima?

[Annie Waits]

Why doesn't Dave talk about hockey? It's the playoffs!!

[sailor]

was bi-clops inspired by TmbG?

[dino_electropolis]

Whats more gay:

Dreading an upcoming prostate exam, only to really enjoy it when it happens

or

Anxiously looking forward to a prostate exam, only to dread it when it happens.

[dino_electropolis]

You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear--for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you).

Would you swallow the pill?

Alice in Chains, everysong, everyday is a great thing.....one of the best overall musical, vocal and lyrical bands out there.....

So, i dont see the conundrum here.

[Coach]

What would be worse in a Divorce settlement?
You make 1 million a year...
Drilling a hole in both your testicles once a year for 20 years?
-or-
1/2 of your paycheck for 20 years?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Dear Dave - Do you ever cry a little when you sit and think about how shitty your ass brands and tats are going to look when you are 60?

Love ya!
F4P

[Tall_James]

Here's a topic:

Would you rather have your rock & roll heroes addicted to hard drugs such as heroin since the quality of music they make during these times is generally better than when they're straight?

Keith Richards was whacked out on heroin during the whole Exile on Main Street Era, Guns and Roses during Appetite.

Hell, Carlos Santana was a fucking great guitarist when he was shooting smack. I saw him in the late 80's when he cleaned up his act and while he could still play a decent guitar, he couldn't stop blabbering about there "being Angels around each one of us, touching our lives with their invisible power of love". Ugh.

[hanso]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Is there more examples of screwed up sayings like this?

[Coach]

How long until you stop coddleing and blowing Sheepy?

[Recyclerz]

Is Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle the most profound contribution to human thought in the last 100 years?

Did Christopher Marlowe really write some or all of the works attributed to William Shakespeare?

Is free will an illusion?

How do you two goofy-looking man-children get two great chicks to put up with your shenanigans?


If you are pressed for time I only really care about the last question. :wink:

[KEITHJAY]

Has Dave ever heard of a sports reporter named Cam Stewart ? He's on sirius hardcore sports radio and TV he could be his twin hardcoresports.com/cam stewart :thumbup:

[Dave's Cackle]

When will you two hacks quit your jobs because you realize how untalented each of you are?

[TjM]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7738/87122259v8350x350front.jpg

[nocountryjon1]

Could god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldnt eat it?

[KEITHJAY]

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
:wallbash:

[KEITHJAY]

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
:smoke:

[JustJon]

Will Nissors Up replace Scissors Up?

[GreatAmericanZero]

Will Nissors Up replace Scissors Up?

Knissors!

Knife + Scissors


racist

[spoon]

What time is it?

[santino]

broadcast live from the special delivery room?

wheel some mics and shit right into the maternity ward

[Tallman388]

Will you do live reads for Pro Flowers?

Does Sam think of Lita when he's having sex?

Does Jess think of Spike Dudley when she's having sex?

Who wins in a tag team match between the Coen Brothers and the Kaufman Brothers?

[SP1!]

When will dave finally realize hes the dead weight of special delivery?


Maybe sam can hire him to get coffee when sam gets a real radio show gig.

[underdog]

When will you two hacks quit your jobs because you realize how untalented each of you are?

When will dave finally realize hes the dead weight of special delivery?


Maybe sam can hire him to get coffee when sam gets a real radio show gig.

You guys should get together and blow each other.

[hammersavage]

Quit fantasizing after Idol got you in a froth

[KEITHJAY]

OK OK When is four half of five?

[Caseyelan]

Ya know whats funny SP1 and Cackle....

If I don't like something... I generally voice it once and move along unless it's in my face. THERE IS NOTHING IN YOUR FACE ABOUT THIS THREAD. SO GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I MOD YOU OUT!

Kisses.

[Dave's Cackle]

Ya know whats funny SP1 and Cackle....

If I don't like something... I generally voice it once and move along unless it's in my face. THERE IS NOTHING IN YOUR FACE ABOUT THIS THREAD. SO GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I MOD YOU OUT!

Kisses.

You do what you have to do. That still won't change the fact that your husband is a hack.

Kisses.

[mikeyboy]

You do what you have to do. That still won't change the fact that your husband is a hack.

Kisses.

Just stay out of this thread and forum. You're being a troll.

[MC Pee Pants]

Why should I go on living?

[Dell]

Why should I go on living?

anyone?

[KEITHJAY]

okay. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?

[KEITHJAY]

ans Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"

[CofyCrakCocaine]

When Dave's cummsies mixes with Sam's shitties, does that create cummitties?

[Caseyelan]

You do what you have to do. That still won't change the fact that your husband is a hack.

Kisses.

Hack?

You keep listening.... ENJOY!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Hack?

You keep listening.... ENJOY!

I wish you'd tie him up to a bedpost and have Sam rape him softly. Him's identity being subjective, naturally.

[mikeyboy]

I wish you'd tie him up to a bedpost and have Sam rape him softly. Him's identity being subjective, naturally.

Had a few tonight, CCC?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Had a few tonight, CCC?

Nah. I'm meaner when I drink.

I just think Sam is a man-rapist. He should honor his heritage.

[TjM]

Is Sam's girl ashamed that she knows more about sports than her girlfriend Sam?

[TjM]

Also Dave should I take the Celtics and the over or just the over for Sundays game??

[Drunky McBetidont]

why do you guys agree with each other that john ritter was great in blade runner? did you mean sling blade? fo shitties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-UdOzAEmvY ("http://)

[Caseyelan]

Also Dave should I take the Celtics and the over or just the over for Sundays game??

whats the spread?

[furie]

Ok, lets say that Axl Rose decides to ditch GNR and form a rock "super-group".

WHo would be in that band and what would it be called?

Obviously Axl is the front man

[TjM]

Took the C's and the over

O/U was 187 C's by 3


Not looking good

[falcon95]

davey mac must be a great feeling being at the start of a good family and great job good luck:wallbash:

[MacVittie]

this question is for sam:

Is "I Love College" by Asher Roth the best college song ever? If not, what is the best college song ever?

-MacVittie

[mikeyboy]

this question is for sam:

Is "I Love College" by Asher Roth the best college song ever? If not, what is the best college song ever?

-MacVittie

I'm going to take this one. The answer is:

U-Mass - the Pixies

In the sleepy west of the woody east
is a valley full, full o' pioneer
we're not just kids, to say the least
we got ideas to us that's dear
like capitalist, like communist
like lots of things you've heard about
and redneckers they get us pissed
and stupid stuff it makes us shout
oh dance with me oh don't be shy
oh kiss me cunt and kiss me cock
oh kiss the world oh kiss the sky
oh kiss my ass oh let it rock
of the april birds and the may bee
oh baby
university
of massachusetts, please
and here's the last five
it's educational
it's educational
it's educational
it's educational
it's educational.

[MacVittie]

I'm going to take this one. The answer is:

U-Mass - the Pixies

lame.

[mikeyboy]

lame.

you are

[hammersavage]

I'm going to take this one. The answer is:

U-Mass - the Pixies

Thanks Sam.

[Coach_Mac]

First of all, I love the show and I definately didn't expect to love it or laugh as much as I have. So...when are they going to be availible on audible?

[Mr Charlie]

Hey guys,
so my question for Sam and Dave:
Can you listen to our show and give a review.

and if anyone else can listen I would greatly appreciate.

thanks
two ways here:
www.daveandgiggles.blogspot.com

download for podcast or listen online.

thanks
:bye:

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Dear Sam & Dave - Why does Sirius XM hate you? 5 mins into SP tonight I get this...

XM Satellite Radio - Web Site Maintenance


XMRO is unavailable at this time due to system maintenance. Thank you for your patience.


Can you make it be fixed?
Thanks,
F4P

[Lady Resin]

Dear Sam & Dave - Why does Sirius XM hate you? 5 mins into SP tonight I get this...

XM Satellite Radio - Web Site Maintenance


XMRO is unavailable at this time due to system maintenance. Thank you for your patience.


Can you make it be fixed?
Thanks,
F4P

Same here.I tried Music Dock. Nada.

[Penelope]

I have many questions for both Sam and Dave today.
When you achieve lots of success and fame, are you going to still be a nice guy, or are you going to be prick in love with himself, like my ex boyfriend?
Also- How do you mend a broken heart?
And- Are you a spiritual person?
And- What is going to take to get podcasts or longer shows? I'm willing to pay.

[Penelope]

I have many questions for both Sam and Dave today.
How do you mend a broken heart?
And- Are you a spiritual person?

Also I am very happy there is going to be a three hour show next week.

[hanso]

Why do song remakes seem to be ones that were crap the first time?

[lleeder]

Who do you guys consider the main host? Sam or Dave?

[ToiletCrusher]

What's the best part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

peanut butter?

jelly?

the bread?

[rick9669]

How about some star wars and some wrestling talk for a change...! Love yous love the show

[RhinoInVT]

If Rudolph ever retires, can I be your new announcer?

[led37zep]

If Rudolph ever retires, can I be your new announcer?

They do it alphabetically so RhinoinMN would be ahead of you

[CherryDarling82]

If Fez is the "hole" of the Ron and Fez show... who is the "hole" of Special Delivery?

I vote Sam... he doesn't know what a safety is... even Fezzie knows that.

[KEITHJAY]

Dave who bags grocerys outside??:wacko:

[Scott from the Future]

Dave,

Sell me some goddamn knissors. Please?

[lleeder]

Do either of you ever where hats? Did you ever? I don't but I was wondering.

[debit]

Would you rather have the power of invisibility or super speed?


Knissors up!

[debit]

Would you rather speak and read only English or every other language on Earth other than English?

[debit]

Who is a bigger douche, Steve C or Stalin?

[lleeder]

if you had to pick one color of food to eat the rest of your life waht would you pick?
for example if you pick red you get apples, cherries, beef, tomato sauce but not pasta with the sauce cause its not red and you can't add dyes to change food to your color.

[TomtheMechanic]

My question is: Now that Opie has all but said that he wants Sam gone from the O & A show & Fez is comming back ( FEZ IS BACK) & he's bringin' Hell with him & its all gonna rain down on Dave & he'll be off of R & F ... How exciting is this new future? Love you's love the show.. scissors

[sailor]

if you had to pick one color of food to eat the rest of your life waht would you pick?
for example if you pick red you get apples, cherries, beef, tomato sauce but not pasta with the sauce cause its not red and you can't add dyes to change food to your color.

i'd pick red, because then you get apples, cherries, beef, tomato sauce, etc.

[lleeder]

i'd pick red, because then you get apples, cherries, beef, tomato sauce, etc.

etc. is blue everyone knows that

[genericbus]

cafe press doesn't have a very good search feature; I can't find the swag stuff. or, maybe I don't have a very good search brain. anyway, fezzors up!

[sailor]

etc. is blue everyone knows that

i thought 6 was blue.

[lleeder]

when is the show on?

[sailor]

when is the show on?

after the dead air.

[lleeder]

after the dead air.

ive got o n a

[sailor]

ive got o n a

yeah, i blame dc

[lleeder]

yeah, i blame dc

fat cats

[sailor]

official word is "hold on".

two words.

[sailor]

fat cats

gotta feel good for earl. this would have been pinned on him. and you know why.

[Caseyelan]

FUCK. I HAVE SO MANY WORDS.

Dave said.... hang on... dc issue.... will be fixed in a minute.

[sailor]

FUCK. I HAVE SO MANY WORDS.

Dave said.... hang on... dc issue.... will be fixed in a minute.

told ya, leeder.

[lleeder]

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[sailor]

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i reported you for this.

[MacVittie]

Why does Sam still call Chris Stanley "Pepper Hicks"? Get on the CS bandwagon!

[Chaotic]

Sam

Whats your night of Champion picks?

[DantheBartender]

Macho Man, Million Dollar Man, Honky Tonk Man, or Rocket Man?

[debit]

If aliens kidnapped you and your chick and put you in a space zoo and just to fuck with you they said they were going to change the sex of you or your chick and they gave you the choice of who was going to have the sex change who would you pick?

[Rab]

why so racist? :glurps:

[tileslinger]

Dave you say that you like to prank call radio stations...have you ever prank called a PBS station during a pledge drive.

Please more prank call stories...audio would be better

[tanless1]

Okerland, hillbilly jim(who is associated with xm )....don't fuck it up ,dave. You aren't O & A , understand that and make it work for you.

[hanso]

Board gossip with esd?

[spoon]

I'd post some baseball trivia but I don't want Davey to get embarrassed again! 12:37~~!!

[spoon]

Why aren't u live today asshats? Grrrr

[underdog]

Why aren't u live today asshats? Grrrr

They aren't? Sounded live when I was listening.

[Crispy123]

Are they live tonight???

[sailor]

Are they live tonight???

yes, according to the facebook.

[Crispy123]

yeah I tried asking on paltalk and I see exactly what Jerry means about that place.

[Dudeman]

anyway to listen online without having siriusxm?

[Crispy123]

anyway to listen online without having siriusxm?

paltalk. make sure you click through one of their ads on this site.

[jlehane3]

yeah I tried asking on paltalk and I see exactly what Jerry means about that place. Gee can't imagine that.I hope you ended up on "ted's emporium"(who also banned me)but consistently support Sam,and consistently carry the show,so you'd be more welcome there,believe me.Maybe the main problem guy on the OTHER chat just hates Dave more than me LOL. I can only SURMISE.Hope that helps next time 9pm-midnite Sat nites. Groundbreaking Stuff :bye: http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/MarsUncensoredJerryLehaneIIILifeOnMars.jpg?t=12946 22841

[hanso]

ESD band 3 queer toes is great. Keep up the good work.