View Full Version : I will not be an adjective!
hammersavage
04-09-2009, 08:13 PM
hammersavage will not be the new 'pulling a munson'!
Don Stugots
04-09-2009, 08:14 PM
you really just did pull a hammersavage
Slumbag
04-09-2009, 08:15 PM
This thread is about to get hammersavaged into the ground.
hammersavage
04-09-2009, 08:16 PM
Its too lengthy. Never catch on with the kids.
underdog
04-09-2009, 08:36 PM
How many threads can possibly be HS'ed in a day?
Don Stugots
04-09-2009, 08:38 PM
a good HS is needed sometimes.
hammersavage
04-09-2009, 08:38 PM
An abbreviated adjective is just a slap in the face.
TheMojoPin
04-09-2009, 08:50 PM
You just got hammered in the savage.
disneyspy
04-09-2009, 08:50 PM
im gonna go take a hammersavage and wipe my tenbatsuzen real good
hammersavage
04-09-2009, 08:51 PM
See, I think that half works.
See, I think that half works.
You mean the half where I took a HS?
PapaBear
04-09-2009, 08:55 PM
Ever pull a savage hammer?
TheMojoPin
04-09-2009, 08:56 PM
Still not as bad as getting epoed.
Don Stugots
04-09-2009, 08:56 PM
this whole place is a hammersavage of negativity.
PapaBear
04-09-2009, 08:57 PM
Still not as bad as getting epoed.
Stop. You're bringing up bad memories.
disneyspy
04-09-2009, 08:57 PM
anybudday see that picture of dave mojopinning on the grass?
TooLowBrow
04-09-2009, 08:57 PM
hamm'ersavage
thats what she said!
DolaMight
04-09-2009, 09:00 PM
I got the results of my biopsy today. i have hammersavage.
disneyspy
04-09-2009, 09:01 PM
I got the results of my biopsy today. i have hammersavage.
i feel stugots for you
hammersavage
04-09-2009, 09:02 PM
I got the results of my biopsy today. i have hammersavage.
That's my favorite.
Who knows, could be the diagnosis for having a giant dong.
I gotta get to bed.
You can all go hammersavage yourselves for all I care.
TheMojoPin
04-09-2009, 09:02 PM
When I was told that the assailant had hammersavaged my grandmother I ended up hammersavaging all over the place.
Stop. You're bringing up bad memories.
Not as bad as the year that the Cubs mojopined their season.
TheMojoPin
04-09-2009, 09:10 PM
Not as bad as the year that the Cubs mojopined their season.
That was an amazing 1908.
That was an amazing 1908.
And 2003 was even better....
http://generalstupidity.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/t1_bartman.jpg
razorboy
04-09-2009, 09:13 PM
Well I'd rather be hammersavaged than Hottubed.
Well I'd rather be hammersavaged than Hottubed.
From your lips to God's ears.
hammersavage
04-09-2009, 09:15 PM
Well I'd rather be hammersavaged than Hottubed.
I think you just stood up for me. Thanks?
Don Stugots
04-09-2009, 09:15 PM
Well I'd rather be hammersavaged than Hottubed.
i pray neither ever happens to you.
hammersavage
04-09-2009, 09:17 PM
I did time in prison for Stugotsing a child.
What can I say, he was asking for it.
TheMojoPin
04-09-2009, 09:18 PM
And 2003 was even better....
http://generalstupidity.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/t1_bartman.jpg
Way to epo the hell out of the joke. Why do you toiletcrush anything good and wonderful in this world?
Don Stugots
04-09-2009, 09:19 PM
disneyspy's was better, he didnt HS it.
disneyspy
04-09-2009, 09:20 PM
Why do you toiletcrush anything good and wonderful in this world?
hey this is gettin low,fun is fun but thats just mean
TooLowBrow
04-09-2009, 09:21 PM
i'll only put my ron in her fez if i get to esd in there. plus i like to suck on her pitz, maybe put a finger in her mooch
razorboy
04-09-2009, 09:22 PM
I think you just stood up for me. Thanks?
Anytime buddy. I'll never hammersavage you over.
TheMojoPin
04-09-2009, 09:26 PM
hey this is gettin low,fun is fun but thats just mean
Sorry, but that epo sure knows how to drjoek a good thing all to hell.
PapaBear
04-09-2009, 10:04 PM
Sorry, but that epo sure knows how to drjoek a good thing all to hell.
DOOOOOD!!! That's just cruel. You should ban yourself.
Don Stugots
04-10-2009, 04:22 AM
i feel hammersavaged this morning.
Crossweird
04-10-2009, 04:39 AM
Verb
boosterp
04-10-2009, 04:49 AM
Jebus man, my toilette is all hammersavaged after eating that chili. I need to take a quick DS and then clean the damn thing with some good ol' Katja.
EliSnow
04-10-2009, 06:23 AM
Not really an adjective, but instead a cautionary tale.
disneyspy
04-10-2009, 06:44 AM
Not really an adjective, but instead a cautionary tale.
way to elisnow up this thread
hammersavage
04-10-2009, 07:25 AM
Sometimes a verb, sometimes an adjective, sometimes a noun, who gives a fuck
I'm feeling very Commish13 about myself today.
razorboy
04-19-2009, 06:55 PM
I'm feeling very Commish13 about myself today.
Don't say that about yourself. We all have bad days. At least you haven't biggestmexied yourself recently.
britneypablo
04-19-2009, 06:57 PM
<font color="deeppink">Hammersavagely, I wiped my hind parts and got poop under my fingernail. Later, I visited my mother and played a good game of smell my finger.
ADVERB! IN YO FACE!
SatCam
04-19-2009, 06:59 PM
My girlfriend was acting all pablo so I dumped her
hammersavage
04-19-2009, 07:00 PM
My girlfriend was acting all pablo so I dumped her
I think you mean dumped on her.
britneypablo
04-19-2009, 07:01 PM
My girlfriend was acting all pablo so I dumped her
<font color="deeppink"> hey whats up with u and deathmetalmoe....you both bashed me like within a 30 min radius
SatCam
04-19-2009, 07:03 PM
<font color="deeppink"> hey whats up with u and deathmetalmoe....you both bashed me like within a 30 min radius
christ don't get all mohr on me it was just a joke
hammersavage
04-19-2009, 07:03 PM
<font color="deeppink">Hammersavagely, I wiped my hind parts and got poop under my fingernail. Later, I visited my mother and played a good game of smell my finger.
ADVERB! IN YO FACE!
Hurtful
britneypablo
04-19-2009, 07:07 PM
Hurtful
<font color="deeppink"> i had a very realistic dream that i was getting hammersavaged, good thing i have rubber sheets
better?
hammersavage
04-19-2009, 07:42 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i had a very realistic dream that i was getting hammersavaged, good thing i have rubber sheets
better?
Yup.
Although in that context it could be referring to an enema or something.
hammersavage
05-03-2009, 10:01 PM
When did you turn into such a WampusCrandle?
Good usage.
joethebartender
05-03-2009, 10:15 PM
A cop was following me, to the point that I thought I was going to get hammersavaged. But he turned and I got home without incident.
King Hippos Bandaid
05-04-2009, 07:17 AM
Mondays are such a hammersavage
I didn't feel right today until I took my mid-morning hammersavage.
led37zep
05-05-2009, 02:20 PM
I've had to wait a few days for this to finally post.
Its official now boys!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hammersavage
1. Hammersavage
A new and upcoming phrase online for a horrible and disturbing event.
Current definitions include: Screw over, Fuck, a massive bowl movement, epic failure, and cesspool.
Past tense: "Hammersavaged"
Abbv: "HS"
Examples: "You can all go hammersavage yourselves for all I care."
"A cop was following me, to the point that I thought I was going to get hammersavaged. But he turned and I got home without incident."
TAGS: fail, bowel movement, cesspool, fucked up, shit
Aggie
05-07-2009, 08:39 AM
I've had to wait a few days for this to finally post.
Its official now boys!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hammersavage
:lol::clap:
hammersavage
05-07-2009, 08:40 AM
How did I miss this? That's unbelievably funny
disneyspy
05-07-2009, 12:00 PM
congrats hammersavage thats cool as fuck,i feel somewhat proud for me and aggie,not the least bit hammersavaged
razorboy
05-07-2009, 12:02 PM
congrats hammersavage thats cool as fuck,i feel somewhat proud for me and aggie,not the least bit hammersavaged
It's like watching kids grow up. It makes you feel so disneyspy.
I told my friend, "My, you're looking very hammersavage today." He was nonplussed.
disneyspy
05-07-2009, 12:12 PM
i once told a chick she had the tightest razorboy i'd ever been in,she slapped me
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