Bedazzler + Glass Coffee Table = FRANKENHAND! (not for weak of stomach)

[Skellington]

Jesus bled on the cross Good Friday, As did I, for the sins of using a bedazzler.

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The idea was novel. I was going to bedazzle Dahlia's harness so she could be a sassy little dog covered in bling. My weakness for decorating my poor dogs and stripping them of all dignity, and a invisible weakness in my coffee table rendered me with.... FRANKENHAND!

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I missed the main artery and big tendon by a fraction of a hair. I bled a whole hell of a lot, ironically, I got my period at that very same moment. TMI, sure, but PMS, lack of blood, and my poor retired neighbor carrying a delerious me to my car and off to the hospital proved to be a eventful night. Blood is not easy to clean off carpet...or the tv..walls...cellphone..remote..... no no no, not my snatch, my hand and wrist silly goose's. 46 stitches later, i'm pieced back together. The only question lies with the hand surgeon on Monday. I can move all my digist, but i can't feel my pinkie finger, or turn my wrist inwards. If this part is permanent, I won't be able to play piano well again...or viola, bass, guitar... or grasp a bottle to open it. I can't lift my turkey breast to prep and cook it for my (and the dogs) dinner today.

Oh well, i'm sure all this nonsense is temporary, along with taking a shower with a plastic bag over my hand, and not being able to diddle my goodies right and proper.

The dogs lighten the mood, they love me, even as a frankenhand owner.

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Happy Easter. :drunk:

[A.J.]

Jesus Skelly, when will bad shit stop happening to you?

Hope you're OK.

[~Katja~]

omg, you HAVE to stop hanging out at hospitals, unless there is a cute surgeon you have your eye on...

So the glass table broke and you fell through it?

[instrument]

that's f'n hideous, but your fingers look sexy as hell!

anyway, who doesn't need a good scar story..work it.

[Skellington]

omg, you HAVE to stop hanging out at hospitals, unless there is a cute surgeon you have your eye on...

So the glass table broke and you fell through it?

When I applied 'slight' pressure to the gem setter, i must have been on a weakness and went right through. lesson learned. New coffee table will be wood.

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[Furtherman]

Glass coffee tables are good for one thing. And it's not bedazzling!

Glad your OK. But I think we need to house you in a bubble.

[~Katja~]

that's a lot of blood on that rug :)
and funny enough, that dog collar looks like you were bedazzling a sexy thong haha

In all seriousness, I thought these tables had to withstand quite some pressure... maybe you can sue the bedazzler company or whoever made the table... hehe pay for med bills...

[Stankfoot]

Hope your hand turns out okay!

This reminds me of when I was single and a few of us shared an apartment. We scavenged for furniture so ended up with an outdoor wrought iron table with a glass top for a kitchen table. One exciting evening we were playing "Risk" and one guy leaned on the table to stand up for his turn. The support frame must have warped because the entire table shattered. I remember debating in my head whether to attempt to get up and run out of the way or just stay still. I figured with my luck I would move into the path of a big piece and get cut so I just sat there. All the glass just missed me or slid off without cutting me. My friends had all dove for cover. They thought I was nuts to just sit there but it worked.

Glass has no place in furniture!

[Caseyelan]

holy shit, I'm light headed now.

Take care of that paw.

Jeepers.

[Lady Resin]

Wow, just Wow. I'm glad I got rid of Bedazzler back in the early 90's. I hope you heal well.

[Skellington]

that's a lot of blood on that rug :)
and funny enough, that dog collar looks like you were bedazzling a sexy thong haha

In all seriousness, I thought these tables had to withstand quite some pressure... maybe you can sue the bedazzler company or whoever made the table... hehe pay for med bills...

...oddly.....it does look like a thong....... niceeeeeee.

red rug does come in handy, along with the black counch. it's the bland brown carpet that i'm mixing hydrogen peroxide and other 'blood removing secrets' trying to fix. I'm not sure that my land lady will appreciate THOSE sorts of stains.

[Skellington]

Glass coffee tables are good for one thing. And it's not bedazzling!

Glad your OK. But I think we need to house you in a bubble.

My parents suggested the same thing. Oh well. I"ll be more careful.......

[Skellington]

Jesus Skelly, when will bad shit stop happening to you?

Hope you're OK.

this really isn't that bad, if i hit the artery...it'd be bad. I'm thankful that a huge chunk didn't pop up as i went down, this could have been a lot worse. I live alone :(

My neighbor got a his good samaritan award as soon as i can cook again!

[Death Metal Moe]

Wow, that's a very deep cut. Good pic of it, very clear.

Glad you're OK, hope you get full use and feeling back in that area. You may want to consult some holy men or some sort of spiritual guide to see why you have pissed off the fates, Jesus. This kinda weird shit seems to happen to you a lot just based on what you post.

[drjoek]

Woooow
:ohmy:

[Death Metal Moe]

On the bright side, at least it didn't scar any of your tats, that would really suck balls.

Also, did they give you any of the "Good Stuff" for pain? Ya know, the Ronnie B grade stuff?

[Skellington]

Wow, that's a very deep cut. Good pic of it, very clear.

Glad you're OK, hope you get full use and feeling back in that area. You may want to consult some holy men or some sort of spiritual guide to see why you have pissed off the fates, Jesus. This kinda weird shit seems to happen to you a lot just based on what you post.

If the fates were pissed off, i'd be dead by now lol. Hopefully, i'm...er.....getting the brunt of things and will eventually have the balance hit....like winning the lottery or something silly like that.

The tats are safe, yay!

[razorboy]

Holy shit Skelly, I'm glad you're okay.

[Friday]

:ohmy:

i am never... ever... using my bedazzler again.


please heal!

[Foster]

wow those are some nasty cuts,

a wooden table would definitely be a good idea, one with smooth edges too

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Isn't that the same way Andrew Dice Clay died back in 1982?

[Death Metal Moe]

If the fates were pissed off, i'd be dead by now lol. Hopefully, i'm...er.....getting the brunt of things and will eventually have the balance hit....like winning the lottery or something silly like that.

The tats are safe, yay!

Well you have to admit that you're not on The Fate's Christmas Card list at the very least.

You never pissed on any Indian Burial Grounds did you?

[Dougie Brootal]

You never pissed on any Indian Burial Grounds did you?

HOT!

[Dougie Brootal]

also, jesus christ that looks painful! hope that blood comes out... mine didnt...

[underdog]

I think this was the dog preemptively punishing you.

Awesome pic of the cut. Glad you're ok, though.

[sr71blackbird]

Holy crap! That looked real nasty, but they did a nice job of stitching you up. I agree that you have sexy hands too. My brother and I tried to move a 300 lb glass table top once with similar results when it fell onto my cement floor. He was bleeding real bad, and it was so fast it is incredible. I think you will be okay. Get help cleaning that glass up. Be careful! Glass is no joke!

[Farmer Dave]

Sweet Jesus, why do I click on these things when I've been warned. Looks painful as all hell. Or maybe a clean and shock that it didn't right away? Heal well.

[Lady Resin]

:ohmy:

i am never... ever... using my bedazzler again.



Keep the bedazzler and get rid of the table.:wink:

[Skellington]

Also, did they give you any of the "Good Stuff" for pain? Ya know, the Ronnie B grade stuff?

I'm allergic to morphine, so i'm on 1500mg of vicodin. Since i'll be off of work tomorrow, i'll be able to listen to the show and might call in if the show isn't on vacation. I'm rather vunerable and likely to cry easily in my current narcotic induced delerium. wheeeee!

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm allergic to morphine, so i'm on 1500mg of vicodin. Since i'll be off of work tomorrow, i'll be able to listen to the show and might call in if the show isn't on vacation. I'm rather vunerable and likely to cry easily in my current narcotic induced delerium. wheeeee!

DAMN IT! That would make for GREAT Radio and Ronnie would love to fuck with a Viced up Skellington. But alas, I think I read somewhere that the studio needs more time and they won't be live tomorrow. Hopefully it was a rumor.

[tanless1]

expectations got me again- i thought i was going to see a rine-stone hand , then in looked tatoo'd (small screen) but its just stiches.
expectation passed - very sexy !!! thehand , not the dog.

[SatCam]

My neighbor got a his good samaritan award as soon as i can cook again!

cook???????????!!!!!!!!!!


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glad youre ok

[Skellington]

Last Thursday I had surgery to replace a tendon, fix a tendon, and surprise, route a vein over to my pinky because i borked up the ol' one that bad. My skin was graphed onto a mesh thingymahoohoo so it would actually heal, as we found out, stitches kept me together, but my wound didn't seal.

I now have a cadaver tendon in my hand. I am part zombie. Zing.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

When I applied 'slight' pressure to the gem setter, i must have been on a weakness and went right through. lesson learned. New coffee table will be wood.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3610/3431023718_ca3d2d0137.jpgI think the problem comes from the fact that you smoke cigarettes.

Those things will kill you. Dead like. No joke sister. You need to stop now.

The coffee table was just a warning. Next it'll be a iron lung.

Is that what you want?

[Death Metal Moe]

Last Thursday I had surgery to replace a tendon, fix a tendon, and surprise, route a vein over to my pinky because i borked up the ol' one that bad. My skin was graphed onto a mesh thingymahoohoo so it would actually heal, as we found out, stitches kept me together, but my wound didn't seal.

I now have a cadaver tendon in my hand. I am part zombie. Zing.

That's kinda cool. Do they keep track of who the tendon came from? Like a little bio on the bag it came in? I'd want to know.

[boosterp]

Time for a biohazard tat.

[hammersavage]

Unintentional cutters are so hot

[Tall_James]

That's kinda cool. Do they keep track of who the tendon came from?

If I've learned anything from the movies, its from a recently executed serial killer whose soul is living on through that tendon.

[Death Metal Moe]

If I've learned anything from the movies, its from a recently executed serial killer whose soul is living on through that tendon.

For her sake I'm hoping it was the tendon of an OSHA official or at the least some sort of bodybuard.

[Farmer Dave]

That's a bitch. I hope full recovery is smooth from here on. If there was a nice flower smiley I'd put one here________.

[Contra]

I smell an Idle Hands sequel!

[beachbum]

Sweet jesus,first this and now the vibrator tragedy.When will it end?

[A.J.]

Last Thursday I had surgery to replace a tendon, fix a tendon, and surprise, route a vein over to my pinky because i borked up the ol' one that bad. My skin was graphed onto a mesh thingymahoohoo so it would actually heal, as we found out, stitches kept me together, but my wound didn't seal.

I now have a cadaver tendon in my hand. I am part zombie. Zing.

Guys dig scars.

[nate1000]

I am part zombie.



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[~Katja~]

Guys dig scars.

chicks dig scars!

[A.J.]

chicks dig scars!

I was trying to offer equal opportunity optimism!

Now that I think about it, maybe I should shave my head so I can get some.

[Skellington]

That's kinda cool. Do they keep track of who the tendon came from? Like a little bio on the bag it came in? I'd want to know.

I asked. The only thing they could confirm to me is that the tendon didn't have AIDS. I guess that's all that matters. :P

Oddly my left hand has developed a personality of it's own. It randomly twitches and does 'stuff'. The therapist said it's part the healing process. I say I have a all new excuse to administer butt grabbies a al mass!!!!

[Furtherman]

Aim for the thread!!!!

[SatCam]

I asked. The only thing they could confirm to me is that the tendon didn't have AIDS. I guess that's all that matters. :P

Oddly my left hand has developed a personality of it's own. It randomly twitches and does 'stuff'. The therapist said it's part the healing process. I say I have a all new excuse to administer butt grabbies a al mass!!!!

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[nate1000]

MOD QUOTE!!

slackers

Thank you, mods.

And Skel- you wear it well.

[Contra]

No satcam Idle Hands 2, was the joke.

SSSrry