Jessica Simpson

[GvacNoMore]

OK, so I picked up the latest issue of Maxim magazine with Jessica Simpson on the cover, and boy am I disappointed! I don't know what it is, but she obviously just doesn't have it. I suppose she's pretty, but I don't think I've ever seen such an apparently attractive woman so devoid of any sensuality or sexuality. She doesn't turn me on in the least. Anybody else feel the same way? Anybody think she's hot?

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[Tazz1376]

Finally, some one who agrees with me. I've never seen what the big deal was with her. She is somewhat attractive, but she is nowhere as hot as people make her seem. Her music isn't all that great either.

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[Fallon]

I know she's pretty, but I'm not really hot for her.

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[TomPoo]

Her spread in Maxim is aweful, and it actually enlightened me on how UN-attractive she actually is.

I have come to the conclusion that evryone should pick one teen pop sensation and stay loyal.

For me, it will always be Britney.


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[fatty]

i'm not sure what you guys are looking at but my screen is covered in batch right now. sweet virgin southern girl with nice bombs and great hummer lips? i'd tax that ass like the government. she'll have a pearl necklace, earings, and a pearl hat when i'm done. but to each his own i guess.

it's true,
it's damn true!

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[INFOSTUD]

Hell I'd still do her!!! Myself I usually don't look for women who can intelligently discuss the "Unified Theory of Relativity" or the impact of the EuroDollar on the global economic.

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[erinmoran]

Shes a virgin....is that why you guys dont like her??!

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[Lisa Croft]

Wow, this just goes to show how little I know men's taste. I think she's the best looking one out there, definitely blowing Britney away. I also can't believe she's a virgin. She dated Nick Lachey of 98 degrees for a couple years. She was about 19 and he was 26. I find it highly unrealistic to think he wasn't nailing her.


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[Zipgun]

Eh, she's hot and all, but not really my style. I like nerdy chicks.

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[IkeaBoy]

I'm with Lara on this one and Jessica's boobs are far larger than Brittney's. However like skidmark I like nerdy girls as well (yes I like goth/punk girls too but I like awkward bumbly nerdy girls just as much.)

As far as that issue of Maxim. 2 words: LAUREN GERMAN. This girl, dear god.

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[FUNKMAN]

GvacNoMore,

She's like all the other women, I hold them in Too High Regard. I always find myself bending them over a pedestal!
Thanks for the pic, I think she has nice eyes!



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[dicAMan]

Yea i totally agree, she doesn't do it for me the slightest bit, I don't know why it is just something about her. Now Mandy Moore on the other hand is real cute, that and she is not legal yet which makes it even better, she is going out with Fez from "that 70's show", he is a lucky forigner.

[IkeaBoy]

I too think Mandy is cute but she's working on a movie career now. and Jessica is also the youngest of the four.

But LAUREN GERMAN

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[Fallon]

Shakira: February 2, 1977
Jessica: July 10, 1980
Christina: December 18, 1980
Britney: December 2, 1981
Mandy: April 10, 1984

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 1-9-02 @ 4:03 PM

[dicAMan]

there we go! absolutely beautiful and so young looking, and so sexy.

[IkeaBoy]

How come I always thought Jessica was like 15. huh. weird.

I did say for awhile that Mandy was the hottest of the four blonde pop stars and I'm willing to bet she's a better actor than Britney (not saying she's good, her movie looks awful but Britney's movie looks like a botched abortion that came to full term)

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[Supervixen]

Mandy annoys the crap out of
me, shes so flaky and stupid.
Jessica is HOT but your right,
she doesnt carry her
sexuality, but shes a good
girl and a virgin and all so
she doesnt maybe understand
her sexuait


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To me, it just seems like Jessica Simpson tries too hard. Look at that picture - the make-up, the push-up bra, etc - it's all there to make her seem sexy, but it just seems artifical, she can't pull it off. Maybe with a more natural look she'd fare better.

I don't see what the big deal with Britney is either. But then, people have been puzzled by my taste in women before, so maybe I'm just on crack.

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[IkeaBoy]

Most girls try too hard to be sexy and Anna name one of these pop stars who wouldn't be so annoying in person that you'd rather use your bat than a penis?

And Britney is the most overrated hot chick since Pamela Anderson who is always the most overrated.
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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-9-02 @ 4:14 PM

[Se7en]

Jessica's hot and all, and I think she's a very lovely girl who probably has a wonderful personality (she's probably not bitchy or anything), but I agree, she just doesn't ooze sexuality like some of the others.

That's why I'm really into Shakira right now. Sure, by next month she'll probably have faded back into obscurity, but she just has a look like she'd let you bang her in every hole that she had. And really, isn't that what we all want in a woman?

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[Supervixen]

uhmmm provided i HAd penis,
Id be banging Willa Ford or
Shakira when she had dark hair

http://www.absolutely.net/shak
ira/pic31.


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[IkeaBoy]

i have a penis and I can't bang Shakira. But that picture of her with dark hair she is much hotter (but I have a dark hair thing)

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[Sheeplovr]

Shakira: February 2, 1977
Jessica: July 10, 1980
Christina: December 18, 1980
Britney: December 2, 1981
Mandy: April 10, 1984



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[impactplayer2k1]

I dont care what any of you say, that stread was hot and she's way better looking than britney. I'd bang her in a heartbeat

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[Shadow]

Jessica simpson just dosent have it. She has the look of a money grubber. Im glad to see i wasnt the only one with this opinion.
As for Maxim, they have dissapointewd lately. Ever since they screwed up the pictures up of Eliza Dushku. They put her in loeather pants that made her look like she was wearing a diaper. FHM has taken over.
Just my .02

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[Doogie]

Maybe her not having sex has made her devoid of any sexuality...like there are no pheremones that jump off her body. I agree to no sensuality...she is like too pure, I think that is what the problem is...

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[Captain Rooster]

Jessica Simpson gives me a chubby....soooo hot ..want to touch the hiney

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