Cruel pranks

[dicAMan]

What are some cool cruel pranks. I'll start it off, take ben-gay and put it in your friends vasoline jar, it will burn so bad when the go to spank it. Anyone else got some good ones?

[Tazz1376]

Two things.
1) Does anyone real masturbate with Vasoline?
2) Wouldn't the smell give it away?

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[dicAMan]

I don't but if you know someone that does, it is worth trying. If they catch you take a handful and make them eat it, now that would be a good prank, or assault.

[JerryTaker]

somebody once thought it would be a good prank to drape pig-intestines around the local nerdy-guy's neck in biology class....

from what they told me when I *achem* returned after a little "vacation", he subsequently s--t himself when he realized local nerdy-guy shouldn't be f--ked with, especially when he's holding a scalpel....


-JerryTaker

"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[Pootertoot]

Tying someone to a chair and then fucking their mother with a knife in front of them. That would be pretty funny.

I accidentally got Ben Gay on my scrotum while trying to treat a groin pull, being the genius that I am. It is quite painful. And cold. So very, very cold.

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[Zipgun]

Piss in a frisbee, freeze it, and then slide the pisscicle under someone's door.

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[F1Gm3nT]

take the top off the toilet and poo there... no one will never know where the smell is coming form

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[irishkb]

so this happened to me in college...
I was up for like 24 hrs and thought it would be a good idea to drink two 40's of Silver Thunder... i then passed out... while i passed out my roommates decide to take ever loose bit of crap in our apartment and put on top of me in bed and taped it.. there were pots, boxes, and other shit... the next day they told me they had a really good tape i had to watch.. so me and like 15 people watch them do this to me for like an hour... dicks...... it was pretty funny though.....

Give me a cartoon and i am happy....

[Fat Guy]

I got the cruelest prank ever. Here's what you do you find and hire the best radio duo, you move them around constantly from one time slot to another, then you hire a useless idiot as their producer, oh wait Jeremy already did it. ;)

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[Fallon]

When I was like eight my sister put saran plastic wrap under the toilet seat, so when I took a dump it stuck right there floating above the water.

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[Doogie]

Ok I did two cruel things that I can think of on the top of my head...once when I was a kid, I put cat food in my sisters cereal. Unfortunatly she didnt eat it, but my father did...
The next thing I did was I put a hot dog in my friends mouth when he passed out drunk. Then I unzipped my pants and put the hot dog at the unzipped part to make it look like he was blowing me and then someone took a pic of it...

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[sunndoggy8]

Well the best old prank is to draw and write on a person's face when they pass out drunk at a party. That's almost always funny.

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Dude figgy you upper decked somones toilet. Thats just god damn funny but ohh so wrong.
This worse thing I had ever bared witness to was an atomic situp. We were away on a high school trip and the geekest kid was choosen for the atomic sit up. He was bet that he couldnt do a single atomic situp. All you had to do for an atomic situp was try to do a situp with your eyes close. Well he took the bait, and when he closed his eyes and did his situp, another guy pulled down his pants and positioned his ass so when the poor sap finishes his situp he ended with a vertical smile. And this particular fellow, came up with such force that he buried his nose in te other guys ass and his yams were on his face.
Not a nice thing to do

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[FezNotRon]

Here you go. When someone's not looking, put a sign on their back that says "kick me." Then, they'll be walking around, and people will be kicking them, and they won't have any idea why!

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