View Full Version : Worst state?!?!?
ToiletCrusher
04-17-2009, 08:29 PM
Nebraska.
Fuck corn!
I hate corn!
Make something better.
Which state do you hate and why?
WampusCrandle
04-17-2009, 08:29 PM
arkansas - by far.
Marc with a c
04-17-2009, 08:30 PM
denial
WampusCrandle
04-17-2009, 08:33 PM
denial
damn marc, that is fucking witty. if only i could lick your brains.
biozombie
04-17-2009, 08:36 PM
Texas - pick a slogan & stick with it, cocksuckers.
mikeyboy
04-17-2009, 08:38 PM
Delaware. All it does is take money out of my pocket for the 17 or so minutes I spend crossing over it. Fuck you, Delaware.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-17-2009, 08:40 PM
either Dakota
Marc with a c
04-17-2009, 08:43 PM
damn marc, that is fucking witty. if only i could lick your brains.
i'm down.
boosterp
04-17-2009, 09:32 PM
Louisiana.
Worthless, non-educated, should of died in Katrina, piece of shit state.
I choose Mississippi over that shit hole.
jauble
04-17-2009, 09:37 PM
Louisiana.
Worthless, non-educated, should of died in Katrina, piece of shit state.
I choose Mississippi over that shit hole.
I pay people in that state, so yeah fuck a third of them.
I do have a major problem with texas and it is vagina related.
boosterp
04-17-2009, 09:39 PM
I pay people in that state, so yeah fuck a third of them.
I do have a major problem with texas and it is vagina related.
And due to vaginas; Indiana (where half my family lives) and Wisconsin are on my do not visit list, but I do not hate either state.
Knowledged_one
04-17-2009, 09:56 PM
Delaware. All it does is take money out of my pocket for the 17 or so minutes I spend crossing over it. Fuck you, Delaware.
you need to learn the way to go around the tolls
and either pa or ohio are the worst by far
ToiletCrusher
04-17-2009, 10:49 PM
So much hate. I love it!
barjockey
04-17-2009, 10:56 PM
Louisiana
Pestz4Evah
04-17-2009, 11:19 PM
Missouri. The only state I don't wish to go to. Fuck Branson.
Suspect Chin
04-18-2009, 12:33 AM
Missouri. The only state I don't wish to go to. Fuck Branson.
How about St. Louis or Kansas City?
silks
04-18-2009, 12:39 AM
Connecticut. It should just be paved over and made into a parking lot.
95 blows.
Ritalin
04-18-2009, 01:03 AM
Delaware. All it does is take money out of my pocket for the 17 or so minutes I spend crossing over it. Fuck you, Delaware.
Too small to hate
either Dakota
Not important enough. The Dakotas are the most inert states.
damn marc, that is fucking witty. if only i could lick your balls.
i'm down.
That's what I heard.
Worst State? Ohio. Hands down.
underdog
04-18-2009, 05:11 AM
New Jersey. Any state that produced both Springsteen and Bon Jovi and people are proud of it is the worst state.
Annie Waits
04-18-2009, 05:15 AM
ONTARIO
screw the LEAFS!!!
oh wait....
humm....state....MASSACHUSETTS!!!
SCREW THE BRUINS!!!
Delaware. All it does is take money out of my pocket for the 17 or so minutes I spend crossing over it. Fuck you, Delaware.
http://www.siue.edu/~sblythe/img/blue_hen.gif
RhinoinMN
04-18-2009, 05:26 AM
gas
RhinoinMN
04-18-2009, 05:30 AM
if we didnt have delaware, we wouldnt have diablo sammich. my vote goes for ND. Fargo gets a 100 year flood EVERY YEAR AND THEY NOW ITS GONNA HAPPEN! Abandon ship already!
drjoek
04-18-2009, 05:32 AM
Did you know there are 50 states of confusion?
sailor
04-18-2009, 05:37 AM
jersey. duh.
Eat shit and die, sailor.
Obviously Alaska is the worst state. A barely inhabitable frozen tundra that we only wanted for its rich natural resources, yet refuse to use?
What a fucking waste.
Sell that piece of shit to Canada already.
Those fuckers will be more than happy to freeze their cocks off up there while drinking beer and playing hockey.
If only there was a way to vote states off ........ Maybe upvote favorites and downvote the shitholes ....
Drunky McBetidont
04-18-2009, 06:36 AM
texas can eat a dick. fuck those people, i cant understand a word they say.
Space Edge
04-18-2009, 06:41 AM
Florida it's the shit hole of the U.S. Once you leave all the tourist areas it's filled with inbreeds ,dumb rednecks and rejects from the NY and NJ area.
Delaware. All it does is take money out of my pocket for the 17 or so minutes I spend crossing over it. Fuck you, Delaware.
QFT.
Connecticut. It should just be paved over and made into a parking lot.
95 blows.
Because of 95, it IS a parking lot. Take the Merritt Parkway instead.
Suspect Chin
04-18-2009, 09:00 AM
Eat shit and die, sailor.
Obviously Alaska is the worst state. A barely inhabitable frozen tundra that we only wanted for its rich natural resources, yet refuse to use?
What a fucking waste.
Sell that piece of shit to Canada already.
Alaska is like those savings bonds your grandma gave you when you were 5 that you keep looking at but aren't desperate enough yet to cash in. Yeah it is a frozen tundra, but we need to keep those resources in our back pocket for a rainy day. That day isn't here yet.
brettmojo
04-18-2009, 09:47 AM
Wisconsin. The cheese head makes us all look weak in the eyes of the terrorists.
I pay people in that state, so yeah fuck a third of them.
I do have a major problem with texas and it is vagina related.
I take it all your ex's live in Texas?
Other than that is Texas is the place you'd really love to be?
Snoogans
04-18-2009, 09:52 AM
QFT.
Because of 95, it IS a parking lot. Take the Merritt Parkway instead.
or 84 if you can
RhinoinMN
04-18-2009, 09:53 AM
Wisconsin. The cheese head makes us all look weak in the eyes of the terrorists.
And rodents.
Snoogans
04-18-2009, 09:55 AM
you cant possibly just pick 1 state. Here, I cleared it up for you guys
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4814
EliSnow
04-18-2009, 09:56 AM
QFT.
Because of 95, it IS a parking lot. Take the Merritt Parkway instead.
Exactly. Beautiful views, and some really close restaurants in New Haven, including a Five Guys burger joint.
WampusCrandle
04-18-2009, 10:08 AM
you cant possibly just pick 1 state. Here, I cleared it up for you guys
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4814
looks about right to me
Exactly. Beautiful views, and some really close restaurants in New Haven, including a Five Guys burger joint.
Yeah I saw they opened a Five Guys right off the Merritt just before the West Rock tunnel (Exit 59 I think it is). Skip Five Guys and go up Whalley Avenue a little further to Ernie's Pizza!
Suspect Chin
04-18-2009, 10:16 AM
you cant possibly just pick 1 state. Here, I cleared it up for you guys
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4814
So half of NY state is awe-some and half is garbage?
WampusCrandle
04-18-2009, 10:24 AM
being 32 and single
State of Euphoria
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31UFmMYMkWL._SL500_AA258_.jpg
underdog
04-18-2009, 10:41 AM
So half of NY state is awe-some and half is garbage?
I am in the garbage part right now. Snoogas is right.
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Fez4PrezN2008
04-18-2009, 10:50 AM
"New England, you're going back to Old England" line was the best. ^^^
Snoogans
04-18-2009, 11:31 AM
So half of NY state is awe-some and half is garbage?
about 20% by area of the state of NY is awesome
drusilla
04-18-2009, 12:07 PM
you cant possibly just pick 1 state. Here, I cleared it up for you guys
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4814
i'd move that line cutting new york a bit south.
i'll say everything north of rockland county is just as shitty & backwards as the rest of the country.
drusilla
04-18-2009, 12:08 PM
So half of NY state is awe-some and half is garbage?
about 20% by area of the state of NY is awesome
i'd say more like 15%
SatCam
04-18-2009, 12:12 PM
Mexico
MacVittie
04-18-2009, 12:55 PM
Florida.
Fallon
04-18-2009, 01:01 PM
Eat shit and die, sailor.
Obviously Alaska is the worst state. A barely inhabitable frozen tundra that we only wanted for its rich natural resources, yet refuse to use?
What a fucking waste.
Sell that piece of shit to Canada already.
Those fuckers will be more than happy to freeze their cocks off up there while drinking beer and playing hockey.
I believe in Ron's gotta touch a state to be a state. Fuck Alaska and Hawaii.
MacVittie
04-18-2009, 01:43 PM
I believe in Ron's gotta touch a state to be a state. Fuck Alaska and Hawaii.
I believe that Larry David deserves the credit for that rule.
cougarjake13
04-18-2009, 03:23 PM
oklahoma
it should just be part of texas
Drunky McBetidont
04-18-2009, 03:29 PM
oklahoma
it should just be part of texas
and we can sell the both to cuba
and we should make all the people from utah go with them. utah is pretty but the residents are fucked
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
04-18-2009, 03:38 PM
Texas. It has to go. :flush:
mudflap170
04-18-2009, 03:40 PM
The state I live in, Maryland. It sucks a big load of elephant cum.
Ritalin
04-18-2009, 06:53 PM
you cant possibly just pick 1 state. Here, I cleared it up for you guys
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4814
Ok, will someone teach Snoogans how to take a screenshot in Windows? He seriously took a picture of his monitor, downloaded the image to his hard drive then uploaded it to some server so he could post it here.
(just a little retarded)
KatPw
04-18-2009, 06:56 PM
Ok, will someone teach Snoogans how to take a screenshot in Windows? He seriously took a picture of his monitor, downloaded the image to his hard drive then uploaded it to some server so he could post it here.
(just a little retarded)
It's the stoner way. Genius! The only way it could have been better is if he took a Polaroid of the screen and then scanned it.
Snoogans
04-18-2009, 07:19 PM
Ok, will someone teach Snoogans how to take a screenshot in Windows? He seriously took a picture of his monitor, downloaded the image to his hard drive then uploaded it to some server so he could post it here.
(just a little retarded)
whatever it was way easier
Drunky McBetidont
04-18-2009, 07:32 PM
the polaroid film is way expensive, yo. bff. :wub:
scottinnj
04-18-2009, 07:42 PM
jersey. duh.
QFT
Jughead
04-18-2009, 08:16 PM
None I'm Mr nice guy...gvac stole my bit...:smile:
Pestz4Evah
04-18-2009, 11:09 PM
How about St. Louis or Kansas City?
The Arch is lame, and the Royals have a water fountain in the outfield. boo.
boosterp
04-19-2009, 07:42 AM
and we can sell the both to cuba
and we should make all the people from utah go with them. utah is pretty but the residents are fucked
Utah is another state I can't go to again; the people are really fucked up.
razorboy
04-19-2009, 07:55 AM
I've spent at some time in 47 of the 50 states and I really have to say I've never been to one that I haven't found beautiful/interesting/endearing in some way.
Jesus Christ, I sound like Compliment Guy.
As for the worst of the ones I have lived in, Cali. That may have had more to do with iving in douche bag central, Newport Beach, though.
arkansas - by far.
Ohio has them beat, imagine arkansas but with dumber more inbred people
How about St. Louis or Kansas City?
Osage Beach, MO. The one reason to let the state of Missouri exist, great lake with fucking hot women all over the place. Of course the fact I met a few of them may cloud my judgment a bit but hot women makes every location better.
Ok, will someone teach Snoogans how to take a screenshot in Windows? He seriously took a picture of his monitor, downloaded the image to his hard drive then uploaded it to some server so he could post it here.
(just a little retarded)
Well he is from the NE, a little retarded is a step up for them.
pennington
04-19-2009, 08:21 AM
I've spent at some time in 47 of the 50 states and I really have to say I've never been to one that I haven't found beautiful/interesting/endearing in some way.
I agree with this. I've been to most of the lower 48 and they all have their own good qualities and people.
Except for Massachusetts, of course. Those are the asswipes that have inflicted the Kennedys onto the rest of us.
boosterp
04-19-2009, 08:47 AM
Ohio has them beat, imagine arkansas but with dumber more inbred people
Very true, but Louisiana beats Ohio and Mississippi together.
Georgia is likely the only state I truly hated being stationed in. If you are not around Columbus or Atlanta (half of) then it is one dumb fucking state. At least I can go fishing in Louisiana without 10 people approaching my boat, all missing teeth, asking if I have another beer, wanting to give me advice on the best fishing spot, and only having 10 complete words in their vocabulary.
TheMojoPin
04-19-2009, 09:00 AM
Ok, will someone teach Snoogans how to take a screenshot in Windows? He seriously took a picture of his monitor, downloaded the image to his hard drive then uploaded it to some server so he could post it here.
(just a little retarded)
What you're leaving out is that he actually used marker on his screen.
britneypablo
04-19-2009, 09:08 AM
<font color="deeppink"> right when i thought i was getting to know the people of ronfez.net i look through the posts and see Pennsylvania has not even been mentioned (unless i cant read which could be the case)....
i am just very confused by this....i think im in another dimension huh..:glurps::wacko:
conman823
04-19-2009, 09:14 AM
Penn is all right.
Now California, that shit hole should be cut off from the rest of the Country like an infected limb.
beachbum
04-19-2009, 02:49 PM
Texas.Fuck you you fucking fucks!Now these pricks think they aren't part of the union.Who gives a shit!Secede you pricks!As far as I'm concerned we could trade the whole fucking state back to Mexico for two burritos and a case of Dos Equis.Once you get past San Antonio the western part of the state is a desert shit hole anyway.
1.The worst and rudest drivers in the U.S.(refer to USA Today Poll I'm not tracking it down,trust me)
2.Full of steers queers and assholes.
3.The Dallas sports teams.
4.The Houston sports teams.
5.They killed Kennedy.
6.George W. Bush
7.Everyone from Texas has to tell you they are from Texas within the first 12 seconds of meeting them.(I think it's a state law.)
8.They kept electing Tom Delay.
9.They don't understand the importance of blacktop or concrete.Your car is always dirty.
10.The interstate system.If you have never tried to merge onto a highway in Texas do yourself a favor and don't.Don't even get me started about the roads in San Antonio.I'd like to meet the guy who designed it and kick him repeatedly in the genitals.
boosterp
04-19-2009, 04:03 PM
Texas.Fuck you you fucking fucks!Now these pricks think they aren't part of the union.Who gives a shit!Secede you pricks!As far as I'm concerned we could trade the whole fucking state back to Mexico for two burritos and a case of Dos Equis.Once you get past San Antonio the western part of the state is a desert shit hole anyway.
1.The worst and rudest drivers in the U.S.(refer to USA Today Poll I'm not tracking it down,trust me)
2.Full of steers queers and assholes.
3.The Dallas sports teams.
4.The Houston sports teams.
5.They killed Kennedy.
6.George W. Bush
7.Everyone from Texas has to tell you they are from Texas within the first 12 seconds of meeting them.(I think it's a state law.)
8.They kept electing Tom Delay.
9.They don't understand the importance of blacktop or concrete.Your car is always dirty.
10.The interstate system.If you have never tried to merge onto a highway in Texas do yourself a favor and don't.Don't even get me started about the roads in San Antonio.I'd like to meet the guy who designed it and kick him repeatedly in the genitals.
Angry white guy, wow.
Oh, just for your knowledge; Tom DeLay does not hold a public office any more.
Thomas Merton
04-19-2009, 04:18 PM
Utah
Lots of Mormons live there and they have the most complicated alcohol in bars policy ever devised. Only Mormons could F up such a purty state
beachbum
04-19-2009, 04:41 PM
Angry white guy, wow.
Oh, just for your knowledge; Tom DeLay does not hold a public office any more.
That's why I said they KEPT electing Tom Delay.They still would be if he wasn't forced to resign in shame and for fear of prosecution.
BTW,I'm not angry.I was just answering the question.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-19-2009, 04:55 PM
Based on my experiences alone, I'd have to say Alaska. Their infrastructure is for shit.
Dude!
04-19-2009, 07:31 PM
massachusetts
the accent is unbearable
they all sound like they're from southie
burrben
04-19-2009, 07:35 PM
Ohio has them beat, imagine arkansas but with dumber more inbred people
:sad:
Very true, but Louisiana beats Ohio and Mississippi together.
Georgia is likely the only state I truly hated being stationed in. If you are not around Columbus or Atlanta (half of) then it is one dumb fucking state. At least I can go fishing in Louisiana without 10 people approaching my boat, all missing teeth, asking if I have another beer, wanting to give me advice on the best fishing spot, and only having 10 complete words in their vocabulary.
Yeah, its why I stay on the northern side of the state or along the coast, from the middle of atlanta all the way south including most of florida can flood for all I care.
:sad:
Sorry, but I just hate that fucking state and I have been to south georgia
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:06 PM
massachusetts
the accent is unbearable
they all sound like they're from southie
No one from the city does.
Dude!
04-19-2009, 08:13 PM
No one from the city does.
in the first place
"the city" is New York
if you meant 'Boston'
then yes, they do
starting with 'southie'
which IS a part of the
city of Boston
besides, they got the Kennedys
STC-Dub
04-19-2009, 08:14 PM
Utah
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:15 PM
in the first place
"the city" is New York
if you meant 'Boston'
then yes, they do
starting with 'southie'
which IS a part of the
city of Boston
besides, they got the Kennedys
"the city" of Massachusetts is Boston and its surrounding area.
The accent comes from 1980s Southie, and the areas around Boston. No one in the "city" area of Boston has the accent.
It's also just like NY. No one from the real part of NY (Manhattan) has that terrible accent. It's just people from the awful areas that do. And they sound as retarded as people from Massachusetts and Rhode Island.
Snoogans
04-19-2009, 08:16 PM
"the city" of Massachusetts is Boston and its surrounding area.
The accent comes from 1980s Southie, and the areas around Boston. No one in the "city" area of Boston has the accent.
are you kidding? Everyone from northern Ct to Maine has the accent to some degree
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:17 PM
are you kidding? Everyone from northern Ct to Maine has the accent to some degree
I have no accent. I've lived in Massachusetts all my life. Most of my friends don't have the accent, either.
Just like in NY/NJ, it's not the people from the city who have the accent.
STC-Dub
04-19-2009, 08:17 PM
Too many people trying to convert you to their religion, don't like the state owned liquor stores, the liquor laws are archaic and the cops are major jerks. That and too many places are closed on Sundays.
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:18 PM
Too many people trying to convert you to their religion, don't like the state owned liquor stores, the liquor laws are archaic and the cops are major jerks. That and too many places are closed on Sundays.
Are you talking about Massachusetts?
Snoogans
04-19-2009, 08:19 PM
I have no accent. I've lived in Massachusetts all my life. Most of my friends don't have the accent, either.
Just like in NY/NJ, it's not the people from the city who have the accent.
The people in Boston have it much stronger. But you probably have some slight amount of it to us. Just not to the people around you. My cousin grew up his whole life in north jersey, moved to Portland, Maine about 10 years ago when he was 24 and he has picked up the accent. I had it when I was real little from New Hampshire. Everyone in New England has it, for the most part. its just most places its not as pronounced as in Boston. If you came to Jersey people would probably pick up you are from there. You might not go paaaaaaak the caaaaaaaaa like drunken fallon, but im sure you have a little paak the caa compared to us
STC-Dub
04-19-2009, 08:24 PM
Too many people trying to convert you to their religion, don't like the state owned liquor stores, the liquor laws are archaic and the cops are major jerks. That and too many places are closed on Sundays.
I should have tried to edit my original post. T though an explanation was in order. Now I think sleep is in order.
boosterp
04-19-2009, 08:24 PM
Yeah, its why I stay on the northern side of the state or along the coast, from the middle of atlanta all the way south including most of florida can flood for all I care.
Bingo, give this man an award. But then if you are near or cross into southern So. Carolina you are in the 5th layer of hell. The 6th being Ohio and the 7th layer being Louisiana. Draw a line from Columbus through northern Atlanta through to Agusta and I guess you are correct. Although the chicks in Statesboro are goers.
Edit: Once I had the displeasure of finding myself in Waycross Georgia for the afternoon. It is real bad that after spending a mere few hours in a town that you are the smartest individual within a 15 mile radius.
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:27 PM
The people in Boston have it much stronger. But you probably have some slight amount of it to us. Just not to the people around you. My cousin grew up his whole life in north jersey, moved to Portland, Maine about 10 years ago when he was 24 and he has picked up the accent. I had it when I was real little from New Hampshire. Everyone in New England has it, for the most part. its just most places its not as pronounced as in Boston. If you came to Jersey people would probably pick up you are from there. You might not go paaaaaaak the caaaaaaaaa like drunken fallon, but im sure you have a little paak the caa compared to us
When I'm in other parts of the country, people are surprised I'm from New England. I have no accent. I do say wicked and retarded, though.
I realized what a fucking retard everyone around me sounded like when I was like 6, so I stopped the fucking accent.
And I know everyone wants to think everyone in Boston has the accent because of Southie, but seriously, no one does. No one in the metropolitan area around Boston has the fucking accent. The only people in Southie who still have the accent are the ones who were born here, and that's fewer and fewer every day. No one in Cambridge, Brookline, Boston, Somerville or Newton have the accent (unless they are lifelong townies, which there aren't many). It's awful places like the South shore or north shore that do.
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:28 PM
I should have tried to edit my original post. T though an explanation was in order. Now I think sleep is in order.
If you're talking about Massachusetts, it's one of the few states in the country that has non-state owned liquor stores.
Snoogans
04-19-2009, 08:29 PM
When I'm in other parts of the country, people are surprised I'm from New England. I have no accent. I do say wicked and retarded, though.
I realized what a fucking retard everyone around me sounded like when I was like 6, so I stopped the fucking accent.
And I know everyone wants to think everyone in Boston has the accent because of Southie, but seriously, no one does. No one in the metropolitan area around Boston has the fucking accent. The only people in Southie who still have the accent are the ones who were born here, and that's fewer and fewer every day. No one in Cambridge, Brookline, Boston, Somerville or Newton have the accent (unless they are lifelong townies, which there aren't many). It's awful places like the South shore or north shore that do.
again, most of NH, Maine, Rhode Island, they all have it. Its just not like Bostons. The way they say shit is the same, its just not all drawn out
Snoogans
04-19-2009, 08:29 PM
If you're talking about Massachusetts, it's one of the few states in the country that has non-state owned liquor stores.
MOst states liquor stores are really state owned? And what does that matter?
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:30 PM
again, most of NH, Maine, Rhode Island, they all have it. Its just not like Bostons. The way they say shit is the same, its just not all drawn out
Everywhere else in New England has the awful accent (Rhode Island's is different, though). It's not Boston, though. It's like how people from Manhattan don't sound like the retards from New Jersey or Long Island.
underdog
04-19-2009, 08:32 PM
MOst states liquor stores are really state owned? And what does that matter?
You can buy beer and liquor in the same place, I think. I was just pointing out that he wasn't thinking about Massachusetts.
Snoogans
04-19-2009, 08:34 PM
Everywhere else in New England has the awful accent (Rhode Island's is different, though). It's not Boston, though. It's like how people from Manhattan don't sound like the retards from New Jersey or Long Island.
There arent that many people FROM manhattan. And the people in Jersey who sound like that are the ones down by the city and like staten island. Most of New Jersey doesn't sound like that.
Most of Long Island fuckin does though. Its AWFUL
Snoogans
04-19-2009, 08:35 PM
You can buy beer and liquor in the same place, I think. I was just pointing out that he wasn't thinking about Massachusetts.
Every liquor store sells beer and liquor in the same place. What does it matter if the state runs them or not? You have to get a license but you own the fuckin place yourself
Like im not getting why people are complaining. Whats the problem with state run stores?
The Jays
04-19-2009, 09:20 PM
Everywhere else in New England has the awful accent (Rhode Island's is different, though). It's not Boston, though. It's like how people from Manhattan don't sound like the retards from New Jersey or Long Island.
People from Manhattan don't have accents because they are all from Ohio and Iowa or some shit. The only real New Yorkers are in the outer boroughs, or have moved to Jersey or Long Island.
Crispy123
04-19-2009, 10:50 PM
Jew York is full of non driving douchebags, id say sell it to canada but they dont want that shithole. Come to think of it we could lose everything north of the mason dixon.
underdog
04-20-2009, 03:48 AM
Every liquor store sells beer and liquor in the same place. What does it matter if the state runs them or not? You have to get a license but you own the fuckin place yourself
Like im not getting why people are complaining. Whats the problem with state run stores?
I have no idea. My only problem with state run liquor stores in the past has been that they're not on every corner.
Every liquor store sells beer and liquor in the same place. What does it matter if the state runs them or not? You have to get a license but you own the fuckin place yourself
Like im not getting why people are complaining. Whats the problem with state run stores?
Virginia's ABC stores don't. They sell liquor and wine only. You have to get beer at the supermarket.
I miss the all-purpose package stores back in CT. However, I don't miss the can't buy booze after 8PM or on Sundays blue laws though.
Reynolds
04-20-2009, 04:12 AM
Which state do you hate and why?
Florida.
Tourists, the elderly, seeds.
boosterp
04-20-2009, 04:13 AM
State run?
I can buy beer and wine at the grocery store or all three at the liquor store. They are privately owned but state licensed. Because of the bible belt they (liquor) are closed on sundays but grocery and convenience stores can sell after 1200.
Reynolds
04-20-2009, 04:18 AM
State run?
I can buy beer and wine at the grocery store or all three at the liquor store. They are privately owned but state licensed. Because of the bible belt they (liquor) are closed on sundays but grocery and convenience stores can sell after 1200.
That's not limited to the "bible belt". Conn didn't sell on Sundays either.
underdog
04-20-2009, 04:21 AM
That's not limited to the "bible belt". Conn didn't sell on Sundays either.
Mass didn't either, until recently.
beachbum
04-20-2009, 04:46 AM
Florida.
Tourists, the elderly, seeds.
I knew you couldn't skip this one.
nate1000
04-20-2009, 05:28 AM
Florida it's the shit hole of the U.S. Once you leave all the tourist areas it's filled with inbreeds ,dumb rednecks and rejects from the NY and NJ area.
x2
Florida is the retarded step-brother of the Republic.
DOHO@HOME
04-20-2009, 05:41 AM
MASS. MDOT is the worest they cannot fix a fuckin road.
RhinoinMN
04-20-2009, 05:45 AM
Virginia's ABC stores don't. They sell liquor and wine only. You have to get beer at the supermarket.
I miss the all-purpose package stores back in CT. However, I don't miss the can't buy booze after 8PM or on Sundays blue laws though.
We have that kind of bullshit in MN.
Liquor and "Real Beer" can only be bought in a licensed liquor store. No sales on Sundays.
Mon-Sat operating hours are 10-10.
You can buy what we call near bear in gas stations, supermarkets etc anyday of the week, but gas stations etc cannot sell liquor. The Near bear is not more than 3.2 percent by weight compared to the usual 4-5 percent by volume.
If you convert the weight to volume you lose just over 1 percent of alcohol so the beer tastes watered down.
What I don't understand is why the fuss over a lousy 1 percent? Just sell the beer that Every other can sell.
That's why I like WI. I can get a liter of Jack Daniels when I'm done pumping gas.
Dude!
04-20-2009, 05:52 AM
We have that kind of bullshit in MN.
Liquor and "Real Beer" can only be bought in a licensed liquor store. No sales on Sundays.
Mon-Sat operating hours are 10-10.
You can buy what we call near bear in gas stations, supermarkets etc anyday of the week, but gas stations etc cannot sell liquor. The Near bear is not more than 3.2 percent by weight compared to the usual 4-5 percent by volume.
If you convert the weight to volume you lose just over 1 percent of alcohol so the beer tastes watered down.
What I don't understand is why the fuss over a lousy 1 percent? Just sell the beer that Every other can sell.
That's why I like WI. I can get a liter of Jack Daniels when I'm done pumping gas.
yeah, dumb swede-filled MN...ugh
people who are stuck there
justify it by saying
they 'love winter sports'
come on
plus like florida
you people either rig elections
or don't know how to vote
or count votes
RhinoinMN
04-20-2009, 05:55 AM
yeah, dumb swede-filled MN...ugh
people who are stuck there
justify it by saying
they 'love winter sports'
come on
plus like florida
you people either rig elections
or don't know how to vote
or count votes
But..But...I do like winter sports.
ToiletCrusher
04-20-2009, 06:02 AM
Anyone say Montana yet?
Donnie Iris
04-20-2009, 06:23 AM
Anyone say Montana yet?
Montana is one of the most beautiful states in the Union. Also, you mentioned Nebraska earlier. Let's not forget Omaha and the Saddle Creek Records scene.
Worst state? I'm going Florida or Ohio. Arkansas is shite as well.
RhinoinMN
04-20-2009, 06:25 AM
Anyone say Montana yet?
Montana may be my favorite state.
disneyspy
04-20-2009, 06:26 AM
deffinately ohio,it stinks,the roads suck and buckeyes are hairless nuts
sailor
04-20-2009, 06:37 AM
the state
Donnie Iris
04-20-2009, 06:43 AM
the state
If you're talking about the TV show, you could not be more wrong in my opinion.
sailor
04-20-2009, 06:51 AM
If you're talking about the TV show, you could not be more wrong in my opinion.
i am and i'm not. by point of proof, mojo likes it.
Donnie Iris
04-20-2009, 06:57 AM
i am and i'm not. by point of proof, mojo likes it.
Not familiar with Mojo's taste, but in this case he is on point. The show was/is pretty fantastic.
I need a frame of reference; what television do you find funny?
sailor
04-20-2009, 07:02 AM
Not familiar with Mojo's taste, but in this case he is on point. The show was/is pretty fantastic.
I need a frame of reference; what television do you find funny?
arrested development.
Donnie Iris
04-20-2009, 07:47 AM
arrested development.
As do I.
Baffles me that you don't find Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black etc. funny.
You didn't like Wet Hot American Summer or Reno 911 or any of that?
DiabloSammich
04-20-2009, 07:57 AM
if we didnt have delaware, we wouldnt have diablo sammich.
Christ, now I hate Delaware.
ToiletCrusher
04-20-2009, 08:08 AM
I still stand by my Nebraska hate.
KingModem
04-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Iowa
Whiskeyportal
04-20-2009, 08:33 AM
Montana may be my favorite state.
I love you sir.
Oklahoma is the worst. They sell 3% beer at the stores. You have to go to a liquor store to get normal beer and it's warm. That state has NOTHING to offer. At least Texass has some natural resources we need and they have the gulf coast. Fuck Oklahoma.
Texas.Fuck you you fucking fucks!Now these pricks think they aren't part of the union.Who gives a shit!Secede you pricks!As far as I'm concerned we could trade the whole fucking state back to Mexico for two burritos and a case of Dos Equis.Once you get past San Antonio the western part of the state is a desert shit hole anyway.
Texas' ability to secede is a myth. They often boast of it, but it is completely unconstitutional, not in the original treaty and therefore would be an illegal move (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/041809dntexsecession.3f59869.html).
The fact is, the treaty under which Texas joined the U.S. provides that it could be divided into five separate states. But it is not empowered to leave the union, a question that the Civil War seems to have settled once and for all.
Anyone who tells you that Texas can secede is full of shit.
beachbum
04-26-2009, 07:12 PM
I know, but a man has to have his dreams.
Snoogans
04-26-2009, 07:14 PM
so they cant secede, but we can kick their ass out
pittphantoms
04-26-2009, 07:16 PM
New Mexico
Lock it up
jessicaduh
04-27-2009, 06:22 AM
fucking iowa. why does everyone from iowa love iowa so much? it's like there's some kind of corn cult.
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