hey mon,post like a stoner day,dudes-4/20

[disneyspy]

mr hand,you dick! anybody know where i can score some sweet cronic and ride this delish day in total smoothness?

[burrben]

maybe, just maybe some of us post like the awesome stoners that we are everyday. and then, this thread makes no sense and im the one with egg on my face. dude, i dont need egg on my face.

[burrben]

that was totally insane man

[disneyspy]

that was totally insane man

i know man,right? she didnt know what to say,you know?im gettin low,you holdin?

[KatPw]

Well I'm a stoner, so I'll just post like I normally do.

[disneyspy]

Well I'm a stoner, so I'll just post like I normally do.

are you makin brownies?

[drjoek]

dude

[SatCam]

this thread is totally chill heh heh

[disneyspy]

ya,what were you talkin about again?

[CountryBob]

Dont Bogart that joint, dude - give it up!

Family Guy had a great song about legalizing pot last night.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm hungry.

[disneyspy]

I'm hungry.

lets meet at the white castle in green bay and enjoy the best meal in the world

[DiabloSammich]

dont be a pussy!

[burrben]

dude, do you ever think about how many dead chickens there are out there? like, kfc puts two legs in every bucket and like they have so many restaurants and with other restaurant chains and markets and butchers, thats a lot of dead chickens out there.

[SatCam]

lets meet at the white castle in green bay and enjoy the best meal in the world

can you drive me man pleeeeeeeeeassssssse? ill smoke you up

[hammersavage]

Martha Washington was a hip, hip lady.

[SatCam]

dudes anyone want to go to the phish reunion concert? i can save up the money my old man gives me for school lunch for tickets. its gonna be sick

[Boogie in Va]

Huh??

Oh, yea.

[KatPw]

are you makin brownies?

Nope, just black-eyed pea fritters.

[ToiletCrusher]

No.

[SatCam]

I just thought of something





taco bell

[SatCam]

FUCK 420. So goddamn stupid. Why do you all need a specific day to celebrate smoking?

Its like all the seeds who go get wasted just cause its new years eve or just cause its st patty's day. Stop.

If you wanna fuckin smoke weed, smoke weed. You wanna go out and get fucked up then do it. But their is nothing special about the day and i just hate when people will be like yo lets go do this cause its 420?

No, its Monday. And Im not gonna go on a hike in the woods just to smoke at a place i never smoked because its a day of the year that means nothing special.

[disneyspy]

whooa man dont ruin my buzz,take a pill dude

[SatCam]

whooa man dont ruin my buzz,take a pill dude

sorry bro its just that my mom flushed my stash IM SOOOO PISSED i need to get wrecked like NOW

[disneyspy]

duuuuuuuuuuuude,bummer

[Aggie]

dude, what's with all the negativity. chill man.

[Misteriosa]

Roman Red! the Wacky Weedus!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf5If2yqme4

(wish i could embed :o )

[razorboy]

Dude, this is so fucking brilliant. We should totally write all this shit down so we remember it later.

[burrben]

Dude, this is so fucking brilliant. We should totally write all this shit down so we remember it later.

dude, even better, next time ill bring my dads tape recorder. DUDE! we should do a podcast!

[razorboy]

I totally forgot the Totinos was in the oven.

[Aggie]

you know what would be awesome right now???? some FUNYONS!!!!

[razorboy]

you know what would be awesome right now???? some FUNYONS!!!!

I'm gonna put some Funyuns on my Totinos.



When did the record stop playing?

[burrben]

the entire world should be lit with christmas lights all year

[KatPw]

the entire world should be lit with christmas lights all year

Hey, how do you know that I just plugged in the christmas tree lights that I have on my fake japanese maple tree in the den? You have a hidden camera here or something?

[burrben]

Hey, how do you know that I just plugged in the christmas tree lights that I have on my fake japanese maple tree in the den? You have a hidden camera here or something?

the paranoia is so thick in here. thick like smoke.

[burrben]

oh man, my moms home. i gotta go find my febreze

[razorboy]

Hey, you know what? We should really all go play frisbee golf.

[disneyspy]

Hey, you know what? We should really all go play frisbee golf.

i grab my hacky sack and my happy sack

[hammersavage]

And type your hacky jokes.

[disneyspy]

duuuuuuuude why so angry,kick back and puff on this

[drjoek]

Inspiration, move me brightly
light the song with sense and color,
hold away despair
More than this I will not ask
faced with mysteries dark and vast
statements just seem vain at last
some rise, some fall, some climb
to get to Terrapin

[razorboy]

Inspiration, move me brightly
light the song with sense and color,
hold away despair
More than this I will not ask
faced with mysteries dark and vast
statements just seem vain at last
some rise, some fall, some climb
to get to Terrapin

Hey bro, you have GOT to bring some nitrous.

[burrben]

i just wrapped a bunch of pennies, i gotta go on a green run. and some of those cheap nachos at taco bell

[SatCam]

dude my broski just texted me he said his friend from virginia beach has acid. never tried it anyone want to go in on some with me?

[burrben]

dude my broski just texted me he said his friend from virginia beach has acid. never tried it anyone want to go in on some with me?

hells yeah, ill bring some orange juice and the floyd cds

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> dude i could really go for a bag of funyuns right now....make that 2 bags :wallbash:

[hammersavage]

Wait, what'd you say?

[SatCam]

Wait, what'd you say?

funyun


funyun


funyunfunyunfunyunfunyunfunyunfunyunfunyunfunyunfu nyun


fun


yun

[razorboy]

You know what?

[burrben]

dude. dude. dude. i just went to the mailbox and theres a cop sitting a couple houses down. the neighbor guy beats his wife so lets hope thats what it is, but dude, im freaking out man.

[disneyspy]

dude. dude. dude. i just went to the mailbox and theres a cop sitting a couple houses down. the neighbor guy beats his wife so lets hope thats what it is, but dude, im freaking out man.

FLUSH THAT SHIT!!!

[KatPw]

You know what?

Chicken butt?

[Ritalin]

Have you ever really looked at your dog before?

I mean, REALLY LOOKED at him?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Have you ever really looked at your dog before?

I mean, REALLY LOOKED at him?

when i was a teenager i had this dog, it would eat anything. rocks, wood chips, drywall. anyway, this kid comes over and holds up this big bud of nice grass and the dog snatched it and swallowed it. half hour later the dog was baked. stumbled around looking for shit to eat for a hour or so and finally passed out. it slept for like 18 hours.

[burrben]

god bless mad tv and wonka nerds

[KatPw]

Just put Reefer Madness The Musical into the DVD player. This is the greatest musical of all time.

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[burrben]

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[Ritalin]

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[SatCam]

when i was a teenager i had this dog, it would eat anything. rocks, wood chips, drywall. anyway, this kid comes over and holds up this big bud of nice grass and the dog snatched it and swallowed it. half hour later the dog was baked. stumbled around looking for shit to eat for a hour or so and finally passed out. it slept for like 18 hours.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha HE WAS SO HIGH!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

[Drunky McBetidont]

wow dude! check the time. it is almost 4:20 on 4/20!
this freaking me out man.

[SatCam]

justt took a hit from the 6ix footr i think i ll pass out Now: smoke:

[drjoek]

Whoa!

[hammersavage]

That's funny

[boosterp]

Fuck man, quit nigger lipping my bud!


OK, dude... what's in pepperoni? Is it like a sausage or is it something magical?

[ecobag2]

Dude. Duuuuude. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... OK THAT WAS FUN!

[TooLowBrow]

thank you kevin smith's twitter

http://media.fukung.net/images/12990/thor.gif

[boosterp]

thank you kevin smith's twitter

http://media.fukung.net/images/12990/thor.gif

Shit, I am so mezmorized by that gif.

[SatCam]

man I cant wait until next 4/20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[disneyspy]

man I cant wait until next 4/20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[weekapaugjz]

No different than any other day.

[Fallon]

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[Crispy123]

Help me, there is a helicopter that's been circling my house for the last three hours!

[Melk]

Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Four. Twenty. Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

The government made weed illegal... because people were eating too... much... pie, dude!

I am so hungry... If I had a pie factory, I'd eat every single one.

[Hottub]

Melk

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Japan
Posts: 666


Dude!!!!
Whoa!

[hanso]

President Ronald Reagan called Marijuana The Most Dangerous drug.


Be safe, just sayin.

[CaptainBlowhole]

A bunch of people got called in for random drug tests today at my company!

[disneyspy]

ok,who's holdin?

[Earlshog]

ok,who's holdin?

I'm holdin.....














my Charles Dickens

[CountryBob]

Guilty :smoke:

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[Gutter]

I'm holdin.....














my Charles Dickens


Damnit dude!!! don't joke like that!!

[jennysmurf]

Shoot! Definitely posting like a stoner--posted in the wrong thread.

[disneyspy]

Aw Fezzie.:glurps:

I haven't been able to listen in ages, and I'm here for a breakdown.

how high are you?

[jennysmurf]

how high are you?

Pretty darn high to not beat you to the edit.

[disneyspy]

Pretty darn high to not beat you to the edit.

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[disneyspy]

hey jenny i think this banner ad i keep getting was designed for you

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CJLNk4SLwvj1lAEQ1AMYPDIIsZ-Xzh0HHYU

[jennysmurf]

hey jenny i think this banner ad i keep getting was designed for you

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CJLNk4SLwvj1lAEQ1AMYPDIIsZ-Xzh0HHYU

No, I think they've got it focused on the right "person."

[keithy_19]

Ever notice how time is just something that we as humans use to give value to things?

[Snoogans]

im not sure what the guy is tryin to tell us

[keithy_19]

im not sure what the guy is tryin to tell us

Apparently when he gets high he likes to promote poker on facebook.

[disneyspy]

bummer

[keithy_19]

bummer

You fading too?

[disneyspy]

You fading too?

i'm so stoned i don't even know what that means

[Snoogans]

You fading too?

the term is Faded. Not fading. You are faded when you are baked. Frauds

[disneyspy]

the term is Faded. Not fading. You are faded when you are baked. Frauds

whoa,easy man,he so toast he can't type

[keithy_19]

whoa,easy man,he so toast he can't type

Toast. Haha. French toast. sounds so good right now.

[IamFogHat]

I thought this was pretty funny. Captain Planet and the dank.
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/04/22/captain-planets-hidden-message/

[Melrapuo]

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