Coprophilia: Warning! Spoiler Alert!

[The Missing Link]

Doctor Steve, I've been dealing with a lot of shame lately, and I hope you can help me. This past Christmas, I was at my girlfriend's apartment and we were drunk as skunks. I had to pee, and when I went into her bathroom, I noticed that she took a dump and because she was so drunk, she didn't flush. At first I was grossed out, but then I started getting aroused, aroused to the point of putting her log into my hand and squeezing it like clay. As I held it, I masterbated. Since then, I've been checking out every scat site online, and I haven't felt so alive in years. I've even gone as far as stuffing up my own toilet when my girl comes over, hoping she'll shit and give me a thrill. I know I sound insane, and last night, I confessed my secret to my girlfriend. At first, she thought I was joking around, but I went in and got my cat's litter box and asked her to crap in it. My pants were down, and when she saw I wasn't joking, She ran crying, calling me a pervert, and hasn't returned any of my calls and texts today.
Is loving scat a sign of mental illness? This all came out of nowhere, and although I feel bad about my girl, I'm still obsessed.
Please help.

[Dr Steve]

Doctor Steve, I've been dealing with a lot of shame lately, and I hope you can help me. This past Christmas, I was at my girlfriend's apartment and we were drunk as skunks. I had to pee, and when I went into her bathroom, I noticed that she took a dump and because she was so drunk, she didn't flush. At first I was grossed out, but then I started getting aroused, aroused to the point of putting her log into my hand and squeezing it like clay. As I held it, I masterbated. Since then, I've been checking out every scat site online, and I haven't felt so alive in years. I've even gone as far as stuffing up my own toilet when my girl comes over, hoping she'll shit and give me a thrill. I know I sound insane, and last night, I confessed my secret to my girlfriend. At first, she thought I was joking around, but I went in and got my cat's litter box and asked her to crap in it. My pants were down, and when she saw I wasn't joking, She ran crying, calling me a pervert, and hasn't returned any of my calls and texts today.
Is loving scat a sign of mental illness? This all came out of nowhere, and although I feel bad about my girl, I'm still obsessed.
Please help.

Brooklyn, eh? You should meet Solveig, it's amazing how similar your writing styles are:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79362


I'm going to answer this one on the air; we planned on doing a whole segment on Coprophilia next show (May 2nd at 5pm).


Thanks for the teaser!


your pal,



steve

[Death Metal Moe]

What A Fucking Ripoff!!!!

[Dr Steve]

What A Fucking Ripoff!!!!

OK! OK!

I just figured it was GVAC or Blowhard yanking my chain.


I'll give you a preview:

Coprophilia is a "paraphilia" (sexual fetish) that involves the sexualization of the act or product of defecation.

Shit EATING is called coprophagia. The most famous example of coprophagia in film was in "Pink Flamingos" by John Waters.

The thing is, the ass is as far away from the mouth as the body can get it for a reason. What comes out one end isn't designed to go back in the other. It's just nasty, but that's just my opinion...I'm sure my practice of putting my ass in people's faces and letting them rip the hair out of my asscrack while videotaping it would seem "nasty" to a lot of people, too. (Listen to the April 18th Weird Medicine if you don't know what I'm talking about, plug plug)

more on May 2.


your pal,



steve

[Gvac]

Jesus Christ...I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!

It ain't me! I SWEAR!

[Death Metal Moe]

Jeeze Doc, ya fold like a deck of cards. I was just breaking balls.

http://www.geocities.com/faustus_08520/joe_pesci2.jpg


I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[Dr Steve]

Jesus Christ...I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!

It ain't me! I SWEAR!

ha, ok, I believe you. :smile:

I'm going to go upload the last show to my stinky website.

gnight everyone!

[fnader]

rip

[Dr Steve]

Jeeze Doc, ya fold like a deck of cards. I was just breaking balls.

http://www.geocities.com/faustus_08520/joe_pesci2.jpg


I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.


"What's with you? I thought I
was getting pinched already."

http://www.sgnewwave.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/goodfellas.jpg