Things Fez likes

[ToiletCrusher]

Clearly he doesn't like music. But let's comprise a list of the things he does like.

So far, we have:

Football
Batman
Comic Books

[mikeyboy]

wrestling
Three's Company
The Andy Griffith Show

[Chip196]

Comedy
Radio

Aren't those adult passions that he developed on his own?

[ADF]

Doesn't like music? How about a little band called R.E.M.?

Face!

[JustJon]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of Fez's favorite things



Oh wait, no, that was someone else...

[realmenhatelife]

Doesn't Fez love Tom Petty?

[Knowledged_one]

Penis

[Hottub]

Theater
American Idol
Diners
Seven & 7's
Florios
Turkey burgers
Posting

[Fallon]

Commercial reads.
Trivia.

[A.J.]

Don Geronimo's son.

[Knowledged_one]

Don Geronimo's son.

and buzz burbank

[ToiletCrusher]

His cat.

[MacVittie]

Paul Lynde

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/DirtAmerica/Lynde_credit_Funtasia_site.jpg

[Friday]

piano bars
brightly colored attire

[mikeyboy]

Notre Dame

[Fallon]

Ron.

[Hottub]

Notre Dame

http://www.klett-franzoesisch.de/horizons-paris/notre-dame.jpg

Huh?

[Patient zer0]

Man ass
Birthday cake ice cream

[RhinoinMN]

These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.

[Dell]

secrets

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Well, I know for sure that Fezzie likes to take a 5KM walk every Thanksgiving Day in Clearwater, Florida at the Annual Turkey Trot.

Last year him and I walked together. 2008

It's true! Here's a picture of us two I had put on a Pooh Plate.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/019.jpg

[Jughead]

http://capitalcitychris.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/slurpee.jpg

[Jughead]

That plate is the best..Just sayin

[Fallon]

Well, I know for sure that Fezzie likes to take a 5KM walk every Thanksgiving Day in Clearwater, Florida at the Annual Turkey Trot.

Last year him and I walked together. 2008

It's true! Here's a picture of us two I had put on a Pooh Plate.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/019.jpg
Creep.

[Crispy123]

buffaloes & ballbags but really who doesn't?

[realmenhatelife]

Ripping Farts

[burrben]

that vodka sweet tea

[CountryBob]

Lettuce Wraps
Being catty toward females
Harper Valley PTA
Tampa Bay Bucs
Earl Douglas being gone

[FezsAssistant]

These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.

damn you. hahahaha

[Ritalin]

Pina Coladas
getting caught in the rain
making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape

[PaulOStalker]

[SIZE=3][B]Well, I know for sure that Fezzie likes to take a 5KM walk every Thanksgiving Day in Clearwater, Florida at the Annual Turkey Trot.

Last year him and I walked together. 2008



Him and I? Wow....

[BlackSpider]

Fez...

[drjoek]

Sour Patch Candy.

[MacVittie]

going to prayer groups to try to meet other people with "secrets"

[Mullenax]

Growing a beard
Superstitions
Boston Market
Collectables
Funny dances
Cleanliness

[WampusCrandle]

hating Jesus

[#1FanofESD]

Barking about gays rights, but not coming out of the closet himself.

Getting a pet he can't stand.

Going to a shrink to waste money he isn't really earning.

Being jealous of ESD.

Bringing up references that are 30 years old.

Not paying off his debts and making poor Dave pay for his lunches when the kid has a child and a wife to feed.

Making fun of a 10 year old so he can feel better about himself.

Dragging out the word 'and' like an lady sitting at here kitchen table drinking coffee smoking cigarettes while she hates on the world.

Talking about himself.

Feeling sorry for himself and having others feel sorry for him even though he will tell you he hates when people feel sorry for him.

Always taking the wrong side of he argument and then having his mind changed within minutes by Ron.

His family who treats him like a disease.

Lying about opening up an E-Vite about Julianna's B-Day because he didn't want to go the party in NJ.

Not booking any guests and not really trying to book any, but then telling Ron that he is trying.

And finally...

Crying like a little girl.

[rick9669]

threes company

[biozombie]

Well, I know for sure that Fezzie likes to take a 5KM walk every Thanksgiving Day in Clearwater, Florida at the Annual Turkey Trot.

Last year him and I walked together. 2008

It's true! Here's a picture of us two I had put on a Pooh Plate.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/019.jpg

If Fezzie is anything like me, he'll love that plate as soon as he sees it.

[Turtle]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of Fez's favorite things



Oh wait, no, that was someone else...

I was about to post the same thing

[Freakshow]

knocking 3 times.
irish car bombs
stylin' and profilin'

[Annie Waits]

Labatt beer

[Devo37]

Popsicles, Icicles,
Baseball and fancy clothes.
These are a few of the things he loves.

[Formula409]

Cold Pizza
Ric Flair
Firefly vodka

[slames]

Checking out the new crop of interns. He gets older and they stay the same age.

And Fez loves anyone who accepts him as their lord and savior... Gimme that Kool-Aid!

[fezfez]

Barking about gays rights, but not coming out of the closet himself.

Getting a pet he can't stand.

Going to a shrink to waste money he isn't really earning.

Being jealous of ESD.

Bringing up references that are 30 years old.

Not paying off his debts and making poor Dave pay for his lunches when the kid has a child and a wife to feed.

Making fun of a 10 year old so he can feel better about himself.

Dragging out the word 'and' like an lady sitting at here kitchen table drinking coffee smoking cigarettes while she hates on the world.

Talking about himself.

Feeling sorry for himself and having others feel sorry for him even though he will tell you he hates when people feel sorry for him.

Always taking the wrong side of he argument and then having his mind changed within minutes by Ron.

His family who treats him like a disease.

Lying about opening up an E-Vite about Julianna's B-Day because he didn't want to go the party in NJ.

Not booking any guests and not really trying to book any, but then telling Ron that he is trying.

And finally...

Crying like a little girl.

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

[Hottub]

Face!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

Is this the start of a board war?

[Dash77]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

Is this the start of a board war?

FEZ IS BACK !!!

[led37zep]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

OH SHIT!

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w237/NuclearTyphlosion/gif/7bdffffb6015f9fb3f0ec384c98e5600123.gif

[RADIO-SHARK]

visiting Graceland...:devil2:

[slames]

Fez likes schooling his haters!

[drusilla]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

this should be fezzie's new status! STAT!

[Death Metal Moe]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

FUCK HIS FACE FEZ!!!

FEZFEZ RULZ!!!

[Mullenax]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

<img src="http://pagesperso-orange.fr/kwik-e-simpsons/wallpapers/nelson-1024x768.gif" height=150 width=170>

[#1FanofESD]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

Or I could be listening in to hear ESD and Ron.

Duh.

You don't have assburgers either.

You have 'Iamnowanoldcuntburgers'.

Congrats, you are the first diagnosed case in the US.

[ToiletCrusher]

Or I could be listening in to hear ESD and Ron.

Duh.

You don't have assburgers either.

You have 'Iamnowanoldcuntburgers'.

Congrats, you are the first diagnosed case in the US.


And you have myspellingsucksitis.

[mikeyboy]

Or I could be listening in to hear ESD and Ron.

Duh.

You don't have assburgers either.

You have 'Iamnowanoldcuntburgers'.

Congrats, you are the first diagnosed case in the US.

Wow. You're a piece of work. This place is a forum for discussions of the show, and Fez does hold himself out there by being on the air and discussing his life on air. However, this is not a forum that allows you to personally attack him. Show some respect.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Clearly he doesn't like music. But let's comprise a list of the things he does like.

So far, we have:

Football
Batman
Comic Books

http://www.garden-fountains.com/famous-statues/david.jpg

[drjoek]

Or I could be listening in to hear ESD and Ron.

Duh.

You don't have assburgers either.

You have 'Iamnowanoldcuntburgers'.

Congrats, you are the first diagnosed case in the US.

What an asshole you are

[drjoek]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

I know its a bit long but it would make a nice mod quote for fezfez!

[DarkHippie]

Oreos
the tampa bay bucs
dawn cumia

[Gvac]

Barking about gays rights, but not coming out of the closet himself.

Getting a pet he can't stand.

Going to a shrink to waste money he isn't really earning.

Being jealous of ESD.

Bringing up references that are 30 years old.

Not paying off his debts and making poor Dave pay for his lunches when the kid has a child and a wife to feed.

Making fun of a 10 year old so he can feel better about himself.

Dragging out the word 'and' like an lady sitting at here kitchen table drinking coffee smoking cigarettes while she hates on the world.

Talking about himself.

Feeling sorry for himself and having others feel sorry for him even though he will tell you he hates when people feel sorry for him.

Always taking the wrong side of he argument and then having his mind changed within minutes by Ron.

His family who treats him like a disease.

Lying about opening up an E-Vite about Julianna's B-Day because he didn't want to go the party in NJ.

Not booking any guests and not really trying to book any, but then telling Ron that he is trying.

And finally...

Crying like a little girl.

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

Board War!

Board War!

Board War!

Board War!

Board War!

:popcorn:

[RMPGP]

Board War!

Board War!

Board War!

Board War!

Board War!

:popcorn:

Dear #1FanofESD,

You just got FACE FUCKED BY FEZFEZ.

Signed,

RMPGP

[#1FanofESD]

And you have myspellingsucksitis.

He doesn't know I spelt it that way on purpose.

lol.

[#1FanofESD]

Wow. You're a piece of work. This place is a forum for discussions of the show, and Fez does hold himself out there by being on the air and discussing his life on air. However, this is not a forum that allows you to personally attack him. Show some respect.

I was giving my opinion.

And the truth.

Let him come back at me and stop babying him.

It may help the man to have a go at it.

[KingGeno]

He doesn't know I spelt it that way on purpose.

lol.

You waste too much time typing here. You must not have a life.

[#1FanofESD]

What an asshole you are

Am I?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Am I?

yes

[drjoek]

I was giving my opinion.

And the truth.

Let him come back at me and stop babying him.

It may help the man to have a go at it.


You actually hold yourself in this high self regard?
WOW

[#1FanofESD]

Wow. You're a piece of work. This place is a forum for discussions of the show, and Fez does hold himself out there by being on the air and discussing his life on air. However, this is not a forum that allows you to personally attack him. Show some respect.

And I love how you allow your mods to add pics to my avatar and words under my user name.

Care to explain that?

Or does it follow the rules around here that if you post something that isn't considered to be listed under the ass kissing category it's fair game to break the rules when dealing with me.

[Gvac]

And I love how you allow your mods to add pics to my avatar and words under my user name.

Care to explain that?

Or does it follow the rules around here that if you post something that isn't considered to be listed under the ass kissing category it's fair game to break the rules when dealing with me.

I like the cut of your jib.

You've got moxie.

[RMPGP]

Am I?

Nah, you're more of a piece of trash that needs throwing away.

[mikeyboy]

I was giving my opinion.

And the truth.

Let him come back at me and stop babying him.

It may help the man to have a go at it.

No. You turned it into a personal attack. This isn't the first time with you and you've been warned before. It's one thing to express an opinion, but you turn to offense pretty quickly. Knock it off.

[#1FanofESD]

You waste too much time typing here. You must not have a life.

I joined like three years ago and have under 100 posts.

You joined in 2008 and have almost 5000.

It's too easy sometimes.

[Drunky McBetidont]

And I love how you allow your mods to add pics to my avatar and words under my user name.

Care to explain that?

Or does it follow the rules around here that if you post something that isn't considered to be listed under the ass kissing category it's fair game to break the rules when dealing with me.

i miss fun with corpses :down: and reeshy

[#1FanofESD]

No. You turned it into a personal attack. This isn't the first time with you and you've been warned before. It's one thing to express an opinion, but you turn to offense pretty quickly. Knock it off.

He can take a few jokes.

This isn't the radio so I don't think he will be doing any crying.

Let him handle this.

[mikeyboy]

And I love how you allow your mods to add pics to my avatar and words under my user name.

Care to explain that?

Or does it follow the rules around here that if you post something that isn't considered to be listed under the ass kissing category it's fair game to break the rules when dealing with me.

I didn't allow it. I did it myself. You've acted kind of like a troll, hence the avatar. You aren't special. User titles get changed by staff here all the time. That's just the way it's always been on this board.

Once again, it isn't about your "unpopular opinions". You expressed yours. Fez replied. You responded with a personal attack. Personal attacks are not allowed on this board. You know that. You've been told that before. Spin it however you like, but that's the way it is.

P.S. learn to multiquote

[mikeyboy]

He can take a few jokes.

This isn't the radio so I don't think he will be doing any crying.

Let him handle this.

Send him a nasty e-mail if you're going to insist on insulting him. Keep it off the board, because those are the rules.

[RhinoinMN]

I didn't allow it. I did it myself. You've acted kind of like a troll, hence the avatar. You aren't special. User titles get changed by staff here all the time. That's just the way it's always been on this board.

Once again, it isn't about your "unpopular opinions". You expressed yours. Fez replied. You responded with a personal attack. Personal attacks are not allowed on this board. You know that. You've been told that before. Spin it however you like, but that's the way it is.

P.S. learn to multiquote

Can I push the button?:wub:

[Gvac]

Send him a nasty e-mail if you're going to insist on insulting him. Keep it off the board, because those are the rules.

Learn to multi-quote.

[mikeyboy]

Learn to multi-quote.

Don't you have another messageboard of people you can go annoy?

[#1FanofESD]

I didn't allow it. I did it myself. You've acted kind of like a troll, hence the avatar. You aren't special. User titles get changed by staff here all the time. That's just the way it's always been on this board.

Once again, it isn't about your "unpopular opinions". You expressed yours. Fez replied. You responded with a personal attack. Personal attacks are not allowed on this board. You know that. You've been told that before. Spin it however you like, but that's the way it is.

P.S. learn to multiquote

So this is North Korea.

If Mikey doesn't like it, lol.

Then he does whatever he wants.

So it's not really about the show at all.

It's about you.

Now I get it.

[Drunky McBetidont]

maybe it is ron's board character? like reeshy and fun with corpses.

[RhinoinMN]

So this is North Korea.

If Mikey doesn't like it, lol.

Then he does whatever he wants.

So it's not really about the show at all.

It's about you.

Now I get it.

No, you don't.

Its about the show and the rules of the board. Read them.

[WampusCrandle]

I was giving my opinion.

And the truth.

Let him come back at me and stop babying him.

It may help the man to have a go at it.

what is it: opinion or truth?

And I love how you allow your mods to add pics to my avatar and words under my user name.

Care to explain that?

Or does it follow the rules around here that if you post something that isn't considered to be listed under the ass kissing category it's fair game to break the rules when dealing with me.

if you've noticed, many posters have mod quotes or pics by a mod. for whatever reason, you have a problem with yours.

I joined like three years ago and have under 100 posts.

You joined in 2008 and have almost 5000.

It's too easy sometimes.

do you think that people may be judging you on the content of your posts, and not when you joined, or how many posts you have?

Send him a nasty e-mail if you're going to insist on insulting him. Keep it off the board, because those are the rules.

I would love to send him nasty emails - maybe of me sitting in dirt, or my taint.

[Gvac]

Don't you have another messageboard of people you can go annoy?

Awwww mikey...you know this is my home!

:wub:

[RhinoinMN]

I would love to send him nasty emails - maybe of me sitting in dirt, or my taint.

Send those ones to me.

[Misteriosa]

You forgot how much I like keeping you completely captivated with my life and listening to my show while apparently you can't stand me. I'm amazing.

I know its a bit long but it would make a nice mod quote for fezfez!

how about this:

I like keeping you completely captivated with my life

I'm amazing.

:clap:

[mikeyboy]

So this is North Korea.

If Mikey doesn't like it, lol.

Then he does whatever he wants.

So it's not really about the show at all.

It's about you.

Now I get it.

Yes. That is exactly what every single person on this board who has had their user title assigned to them on this board has thought. Get over it. It's just a stupid thing that's been a part of the board for about 9 years now.

You got a troll doll for an avatar? Oh the horror! Here's a hint. Go into your user panel and get rid of it if it offends your delicate sensibilities so much.

It's all deflecting from the main point, that you think you should be able to personally attack. You're not. That's the rules. It's not selective application.

[WampusCrandle]

Send those ones to me.

done and done

[Drunky McBetidont]

how about this:



I like keeping you completely captivated with my life

:clap:

it is amazing and perfect

[RhinoinMN]

how about this:





:clap:

Seconded.


If only we had a young mod to make that happen????

[Gvac]

I thought this was going to be Fez's board war to fight.

He fired the first salvo and now everyone has taken up the battle for him.

Boo, I say.

Boo.

[WampusCrandle]

Seconded.


If only we had a young mod to make that happen????

did someone call for me?

[zildjian361]

Wow. You're a piece of work. This place is a forum for discussions of the show, and Fez does hold himself out there by being on the air and discussing his life on air. However, this is not a forum that allows you to personally attack him. Show some respect.

thank you Mikey Boy fuck this guy:smoke::drunk:

[#1FanofESD]

I thought this was going to be Fez's board war to fight.

He fired the first salvo and now everyone has taken up the battle for him.

Boo, I say.

Boo.

They know he can't and won't battle me so they jump in for him.

And they are losing as well.

The big L across the board for all of them.

Enablers.

[WampusCrandle]

They know he can't and won't battle me so they jump in for him.

And they are losing as well.

The big L across the board for all of them.

Enablers.

ok, we are enablers - what are you?

[#1FanofESD]

thank you Mikey Boy fuck this guy:smoke::drunk:

Yeah Mikey.

You get him.

He picked on poor wittle fezzicles.

lol.

[Gvac]

ok, we are enablers - what are you?

Right now he's Fez's adversary.

I'd like to see if he's a worthy one or not.

[zildjian361]

They know he can't and won't battle me so they jump in for him.

And they are losing as well.

The big L across the board for all of them.

Enablers.

dude youre really pushin it be easy.:banning:

[WampusCrandle]

Right now he's Fez's adversary.

I'd like to see if he's a worthy one or not.

im gonna go with a big NO

[paulisded]

im gonna go with a big NO

But he's battling with his opinions, which somehow are facts!

[mikeyboy]

They know he can't and won't battle me so they jump in for him.

And they are losing as well.

The big L across the board for all of them.

Enablers.

So, in your mind, you're being noble and you're destroying all of us? Must be nice up in your head.

One again, you don't get it. Have your "board battle" if you must. Debate. Point out why he's wrong. Point out why you're right. Don't resort to personal attacks. That's the rules of the board. They aren't selectively applied to you.

[Gvac]

im gonna go with a big NO

It remains to be seen, but I'd still like ringside seats!

When two guys square off, I hate when a crowd jumps the unpopular guy.

I say let 'em battle it out.

[WampusCrandle]

When two guys square off, I hate when a crowd jumps the unpopular guy.


the unpopular guy is being hated because he is not following the guidelines. it's like bringing a knife to a wrestling match - a no no (im assuming this, i don't watch wrestling)

[weekapaugjz]

But he's battling with his opinions, which somehow are facts!

And I thought you were smart. Opinions are facts.

[slames]

Barking about gays rights, but not coming out of the closet himself.

Getting a pet he can't stand.

Going to a shrink to waste money he isn't really earning.

Being jealous of ESD.

Bringing up references that are 30 years old.

Not paying off his debts and making poor Dave pay for his lunches when the kid has a child and a wife to feed.

Making fun of a 10 year old so he can feel better about himself.

Dragging out the word 'and' like an lady sitting at here kitchen table drinking coffee smoking cigarettes while she hates on the world.

Talking about himself.

Feeling sorry for himself and having others feel sorry for him even though he will tell you he hates when people feel sorry for him.

Always taking the wrong side of he argument and then having his mind changed within minutes by Ron.

His family who treats him like a disease.

Lying about opening up an E-Vite about Julianna's B-Day because he didn't want to go the party in NJ.

Not booking any guests and not really trying to book any, but then telling Ron that he is trying.

And finally...

Crying like a little girl.




He doesn't know I spelt it that way on purpose.

lol.

"like an lady sitting at here kitchen table" Holds no comedic value so I know you "spelt" it that way by mistake. I assume you just lost control of your typing faculties because you had to type with one hand as you can't trash Fez without jerking your dick.

[WampusCrandle]

"like an lady sitting at here kitchen table" Holds no comedic value so I know you "spelt" it that way by mistake. I assume you just lost control of your typing faculties because you had to type with one hand as you can't trash Fez without jerking your dick.

hey, he knows all about grammar, it's one of the many things he points out during personal attacks.

[paulisded]

And I thought you were smart. Opinions are facts.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

[Drunky McBetidont]

"like an lady sitting at here kitchen table" Holds no comedic value so I know you "spelt" it that way by mistake. I assume you just lost control of your typing faculties because you had to type with one hand as you can't trash Fez without jerking your dick.

lets not endear him to fez, ok:wacko:

[jlehane3]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/Tom-Petty-Full-Moon-Fever-289926Sig.jpg If it's only one cd....okay.

[West.Coast.Skippy]

#1fan, i think you have a lot of good points (indeed i think there are varying degrees of truth in almost all your bullet items), but your delivery is undercutting your message. unfortunately your username is now so stigmatized, it will be hard to change many's perception of you as a 'board villain'. :(

[WampusCrandle]

Barking about gays rights, but not coming out of the closet himself.

Getting a pet he can't stand.

Going to a shrink to waste money he isn't really earning.

Being jealous of ESD.

Bringing up references that are 30 years old.

Not paying off his debts and making poor Dave pay for his lunches when the kid has a child and a wife to feed.

Making fun of a 10 year old so he can feel better about himself.

Dragging out the word 'and' like an lady sitting at here kitchen table drinking coffee smoking cigarettes while she hates on the world.

Talking about himself.

Feeling sorry for himself and having others feel sorry for him even though he will tell you he hates when people feel sorry for him.

Always taking the wrong side of he argument and then having his mind changed within minutes by Ron.

His family who treats him like a disease.

Lying about opening up an E-Vite about Julianna's B-Day because he didn't want to go the party in NJ.

Not booking any guests and not really trying to book any, but then telling Ron that he is trying.

And finally...

Crying like a little girl.

#1fan, i think you have a lot of good points (indeed i think there are varying degrees of truth in almost all your bullet items), but your delivery is undercutting your message. unfortunately your username is now so stigmatized, it will be hard to change many's perception of you as a 'board villain'. :(

not just his delivery, but that nastiness of his language, it's obvious what he really means

[burrben]

It's too easy sometimes.

your mom?

[#1FanofESD]

the unpopular guy is being hated because he is not following the guidelines. it's like bringing a knife to a wrestling match - a no no (im assuming this, i don't watch wrestling)

Your Chester.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSIHF1lei38

[WampusCrandle]

Your Chester.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSIHF1lei38

yeah, im not going to waste 7 minutes - just tell me what the insult is.

[#1FanofESD]

hey, he knows all about grammar, it's one of the many things he points out during personal attacks.

What do gramma mean?

[DolaMight]

I think Fez likes raw cheese on a plate melted in the microwave more than he lets on.

[sailor]

It remains to be seen, but I'd still like ringside seats!

When two guys square off, I hate when a crowd jumps the unpopular guy.

I say let 'em battle it out.

so, someone attacks your "friend" unprovoked and you don't help? wouldn't you consider that wimpy?

[#1FanofESD]

#1fan, i think you have a lot of good points (indeed i think there are varying degrees of truth in almost all your bullet items), but your delivery is undercutting your message. unfortunately your username is now so stigmatized, it will be hard to change many's perception of you as a 'board villain'. :(

LOL. Not to bag on you, but I could really give a shit what the people on here think of me like Wampus.

My life goal isn't to one day be a mod here.

Sad.

I come on and throw a post in every now and then after or while listening to the show. Then 3.3 seconds later I could care less what impact it had on anyone.

Meanwhile some people read it again and again while making up excuses why Fez can't have a board battle on his own.

Once again treating him like he's a child. That's going to help him, lol.

I would be ashamed if around every corner I had to have 12 people battle for me, including the board owner, because I was so weak minded I could not defend myself.

But that's just me.

[Rube]

No, you don't.

Its about the show and the rules of the board. Read them.OMG!!!

[#1FanofESD]

yeah, im not going to waste 7 minutes - just tell me what the insult is.

The best part is that I purposely put a grammar error in there and you didn't catch it, lol.

And YOU ARE the one who's going to battle for Fez?

lol.

[Slumbag]

I come on and throw a post in every now and then after or while listening to the show. Then 3.3 seconds later I could care less what impact it had on anyone.



Horse shit.
You've been checking this thread for reactions all day. You TOTALLY care what people say to, or about you.

[Rube]

I would be ashamed if around every corner I had to have 12 people battle for me, including the board owner, because I was so weak minded I could not defend myself.

But that's just me.I got your back #1.

I've had enough too.

[biozombie]

The best part is that I purposely put a grammar error in there and you didn't catch it, lol.

And YOU ARE the one who's going to battle for Fez?

lol.

What kind of a man types "lol"? It's fucking sickening.

[sailor]

I got your back #1.

I've had enough too.

you don't live in fear of your "roomie"?

[Rube]

What kind of a man types "lol"? It's fucking sickening.

I laughed out loud when I saw that you typed lol when asking what kind of man types lol.

lol

[DolaMight]

I think fez likes the look of a vagina not the feel.

I think fez likes the feel of a penis not the look.

[#1FanofESD]

so, someone attacks your "friend" unprovoked and you don't help? wouldn't you consider that wimpy?

Sounds like someone had their ass kicked and their friends didn't help him.

lol.

[biozombie]

I laughed out loud when I saw that you typed lol when asking what kind of man types lol.

lol

Yeah, I threw up in my mouth a little bit & swallowed my pride to make a point.

[Rube]

you don't live in fear of your "roomie"?

My mom doesnt know I'm posting right now. She went out bowling with the neighbor man, He's a truck driver.

[#1FanofESD]

What kind of a man types "lol"? It's fucking sickening.

Uh...

BioZombie for one.

[Rube]

I think fez likes the look of a vagina not the feel.

I think fez likes the feel of a penis not the look.What does it feel like?

[DolaMight]

What does it feel like?

ask your sphincter

[sailor]

Sounds like someone had their ass kicked and their friends didn't help him.

lol.
huh? that was a reference to a recent gvac thread.


My mom doesnt know I'm posting right now. She went out bowling with the neighbor man, He's a truck driver.
no lenny?

[Marc with a c]

Sounds like someone had their ass kicked and their friends didn't help him.

lol.

you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. sailor has zero friends.

[sailor]

you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. sailor has zero friends.

word.

[Marc with a c]

word.

i got your back dipshit.

[Rube]

huh? that was a reference to a recent gvac thread.



no lenny?
Lenny and Annie moved to NC. I use to go visit them in Florida when I visited my Uncle Tommy. I went and saw him last month for a week when i headed south to Fl. He's really nice to me. And I think his gal has the hots for me. She came in the bathroom while i was pooping. She left quickly but i think I saw her look at my junk.

[epo]

My mom doesnt know I'm posting right now. She went out bowling with the neighbor man, He's a truck driver.

Oh, he's driving a truck alright...

[sailor]

i got your back dipshit.

if i can just find someone to get my front i'm set.

Oh, he's driving a truck alright...

ha, cum.

[Death Metal Moe]

How about this.

#1FanofESD is a fucking piece of garbage.

There, did you understand that? You only post when you can cut Fez down, go fuck your mother.

[WampusCrandle]

LOL. Not to bag on you, but I could really give a shit what the people on here think of me like Wampus.

My life goal isn't to one day be a mod here.

Sad.

I come on and throw a post in every now and then after or while listening to the show. Then 3.3 seconds later I could care less what impact it had on anyone.

Meanwhile some people read it again and again while making up excuses why Fez can't have a board battle on his own.

Once again treating him like he's a child. That's going to help him, lol.

I would be ashamed if around every corner I had to have 12 people battle for me, including the board owner, because I was so weak minded I could not defend myself.

But that's just me.

i really don't care what people think of me ... i just dont know why you would want to be on this board. what enjoyment do you get from joining this board?

The best part is that I purposely put a grammar error in there and you didn't catch it, lol.

And YOU ARE the one who's going to battle for Fez?

lol.

i dont make a big deal out of grammar like you do. everyone does it, so who the fuck cares. well, you do.

[slames]

The best part is that I purposely put a grammar error in there and you didn't catch it, lol.

And YOU ARE the one who's going to battle for Fez?

lol.

Maybe wampus just became accustomed to your awful spelling and grammar. And stop saying you meant to make grammatical errors. YOU ARE just stupid.

[WampusCrandle]

Maybe wampus just became accustomed to your awful spelling and grammar. And stop saying you meant to make grammatical errors. YOU ARE just stupid.

na, he just likes to make personal attacks, and then pretends to wonder why people dislike him. also, no personal attacks.

[fezfez]

Or I could be listening in to hear ESD and Ron.

Duh.

You don't have assburgers either.

You have 'Iamnowanoldcuntburgers'.

Congrats, you are the first diagnosed case in the US.

Did you actually use the word "duh" in a post? I think that earns you "the big L". Besides you got what you wanted, to play the "I'm being persecuted on RonFez.net" game again.
You're welcome.

[Gvac]

Fez strikes back!

Now we've got a war on our hands!

This is the shit!

[BlackSpider]

What pisses me off is "ignore" doesn't work when people quote him...

[Ritalin]

Did you actually use the word "duh" in a post? I think that earns you "the big L". Besides you got what you wanted, to play the "I'm being persecuted on RonFez.net" game again.
You're welcome.

Fez likes getting up early in the morning.

[Dvac]

Fez strikes back!

Now we've got a war on our hands!

This is the shit!

Stop kissing Fez's ass, sheep

[Hottub]

www.ronFEZ.net

:thumbup:

[Annie Waits]

fezfez likes his neighborhood diner!

[Dell]

What does it feel like?

warm apple pie

http://thumbnails.blogged.com/images/info_images/info6fc6e2122ee108ae08c284336e03d083.jpg

[EliSnow]

What kind of a man types "lol"? It's fucking sickening.

Even worse than typing that, is typing in response to your own words. The anagram is meant as compliment to someone's else's post/message, not your own.

[WampusCrandle]

Did you actually use the word "duh" in a post? I think that earns you "the big L". Besides you got what you wanted, to play the "I'm being persecuted on RonFez.net" game again.
You're welcome.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5042/ohsnapbs5.jpg

[A.J.]

Did you actually use the word "duh" in a post? I think that earns you "the big L". Besides you got what you wanted, to play the "I'm being persecuted on RonFez.net" game again.
You're welcome.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Ric_Flair_-_Wooooo.jpg

[burrben]

fez likes me

[Mullenax]

Duh, Fez is the coolest. Get used to it. Fez puts the "f-s" sound in Feisty.

[#1FanofESD]

Maybe wampus just became accustomed to your awful spelling and grammar. And stop saying you meant to make grammatical errors. YOU ARE just stupid.

Will you stop and let her figure out the grammatical era's.

[#1FanofESD]

na, he just likes to make personal attacks, and then pretends to wonder why people dislike him. also, no personal attacks.

lol. I don't wonder why. I could care less.

When did I ever act like I cared?

You talk about everything as if it's from your point of view.

It's very sad.

[underdog]

P.S. learn to multiquote

I think we've finally figured out its one of spoon's board characters.

[underdog]

lol. I don't wonder why. I could care less.

You must care a lot.

[#1FanofESD]

Did you actually use the word "duh" in a post? I think that earns you "the big L". Besides you got what you wanted, to play the "I'm being persecuted on RonFez.net" game again.
You're welcome.

"i can learn from Dave"

That's you. See, Dave does your job on the show and he teaches you about the world.

Are you trying to be the #1 Fan of ESD? lol.

You have no idea what the "big L" is do you? lol.

Being persecuted on here is what I wanted? Not really.

What I wanted was to give my opinion on things that Fez likes.

And I did. And I was 100% on the money.

That's why your little ass kissers came running.

They would rather attack me then wonder aloud on here why they are fans of yours when the things on that list should in fact make them question why they are fans of yours.

Ask Ron and he will tell you what that means.

And think about this.

Yesterday when Ron was 'at fault' for not having his ID card for work and kept trying to tell you it was his fault why were you still the guy who was being scolded?

It's like even when he's wrong you are 'more wrong' for not agreeing that he's wrong.

Must be fun being you.

Make the check out to Dr. #1FanofESD please.

[#1FanofESD]

How about this.

#1FanofESD is a fucking piece of garbage.

There, did you understand that? You only post when you can cut Fez down, go fuck your mother.

Didn't Mikey tell you not to respond with personal attack?

Or are you in the 'cool kids club' on here. Those guys don't have rules from what I understand.

And me mum is deadski.

And no I am not going to dig her up and skull fuck her.

And yes I will fuck your mom in her place if you want.

But only in her ass and only if she does ATM.

[#1FanofESD]

Even worse than typing that, is typing in response to your own words. The anagram is meant as compliment to someone's else's post/message, not your own.

Thanks Captain Internetz.

I skipped that chapter when I was learning how to use the world wide web.

lol.

[West.Coast.Skippy]

LOL. Not to bag on you, but I could really give a shit what the people on here think of me like Wampus.

My life goal isn't to one day be a mod here.

Sad.

I come on and throw a post in every now and then after or while listening to the show. Then 3.3 seconds later I could care less what impact it had on anyone.

Meanwhile some people read it again and again while making up excuses why Fez can't have a board battle on his own.

Once again treating him like he's a child. That's going to help him, lol.

I would be ashamed if around every corner I had to have 12 people battle for me, including the board owner, because I was so weak minded I could not defend myself.

But that's just me.

yeah, i do know what you mean. sometimes i just read the first post in a thread, respond, and forget about it. but usually it is more interesting to have an actual conversation, and that is facilitated by civility. what we have here is more like an artillery exchange.

[ToiletCrusher]

As the person who started this thread, I say take this to the "Fez's board war" thread Mr. #1fanofESD.

You are in the wrong thread, dick!

[mikeyboy]

What I wanted was to give my opinion on things that Fez likes.

And I did. And I was 100% on the money.

That's why your little ass kissers came running.

They would rather attack me then wonder aloud on here why they are fans of yours when the things on that list should in fact make them question why they are fans of yours.


Only going to respond to this part since you so badly want to have a lame "board war" with Fez. Your sense of reality is skewed. You gave your opinion. Nobody attacked you, but Fez responded. When you turned your response into a personal attack, many people, including me, called you on it. You're aware that personal attacks aren't permitted on the board, but you seem to maintain that they are somehow your right. Of course you have turned it around into something about how ultimately you are helping Fez and everyone who defended him was an enabler. Face it, you're not being "persecuted". You're just being treated like an asshole because you're acting like one.

Second, there isn't a person here who needs to justify why they are fans of Fez and the show. You don't like him? That's fine. It's your opinion, and I would wager that is one of the minority on this board. I've talked about this before, but it's always ridiculous when people hold their opinions so tightly that they can't imagine that anyone could possibly hold an opposing viewpoint and be truthful to themselves. It's a bullshit and pretty ineffective argument move.

If Fez wants to maintain this silly board battle it's his right, I guess. Everyone else, don't feed the troll. He's just looking for a reaction and/or more heat from the show for this thing.

[ToiletCrusher]

Only going to respond to this part since you so badly want to have a lame "board war" with Fez. Your sense of reality is skewed. You gave your opinion. Nobody attacked you, but Fez responded. When you turned your response into a personal attack, many people, including me, called you on it. You're aware that personal attacks aren't permitted on the board, but you seem to maintain that they are somehow your right. Of course you have turned it around into something about how ultimately you are helping Fez and everyone who defended him was an enabler. Face it, you're not being "persecuted". You're just being treated like an asshole because you're acting like one.

Second, there isn't a person here who needs to justify why they are fans of Fez and the show. You don't like him? That's fine. It's your opinion, and I would wager that is one of the minority on this board. I've talked about this before, but it's always ridiculous when people hold their opinions so tightly that they can't imagine that anyone could possibly hold an opposing viewpoint and be truthful to themselves. It's a bullshit and pretty ineffective argument move.

If Fez wants to maintain this silly board battle it's his right, I guess. Everyone else, don't feed the troll. He's just looking for a reaction and/or more heat from the show for this thing.

I got this mikey!

[Gvac]

What about the personal attacks on #1FanofESD?

[ToiletCrusher]

What about the personal attacks on #1FanofESD?

No offense, but I got this old man!

[Gvac]

I just like a fair fight.

[ToiletCrusher]

I just like a fair fight.

As much as I know you like a queen sized bed. I just want this to go to the proper thread.

I set it up for it to happen. Let's make it go there!

[Gvac]

I agree that things should be in their proper place, but I wanted to respond to mikeyboy's post in this thread.

He addressed #1FanofESD's personal attacks, but not the ones aimed at him.

I'm wondering if there's any consistency here.

[zildjian361]

G your'e a dick. couldn't leave it alone:tongue::wink:

[ToiletCrusher]

I agree that things should be in their proper place, but I wanted to respond to mikeyboy's post in this thread.

He addressed #1FanofESD's personal attacks, but not the ones aimed at him.

I'm wondering if there's any consistency here.

I don't like to argue with you because of our secret love.

But, the attacks didn't originate from other people. They started with him.

Now, that does not make it ok for others to attack for retaliation but this was not the place to mount an attack.

I had already set up a thread for any takers of the board war with Fez.

[mikeyboy]

What about the personal attacks on #1FanofESD?

Also improper. Moe -- no more.

Everyone else, don't do it either. This is the warning.

Before #1FanofESD complains that those people should be banned, he should notice that he isn't currently banned for doing the same thing.

Now it stops. Debate without attacking.

[Gvac]

Also improper. Moe -- no more.

Thanks mikey! :clap: :thumbup:

Love you! :wub: :tongue: :laugh:

[ToiletCrusher]

Also improper. Moe -- no more.

Everyone else, don't do it either. This is the warning.

Before #1FanofESD complains that those people should be banned, he should notice that he isn't currently banned for doing the same thing.

Now it stops. Debate without attacking.

And goddamn take it to the board war thread I set up for it.

This is a thread for things Fez likes!

[mikeyboy]

G your'e a dick. couldn't leave it alone:tongue::wink:

http://www.peoriasportsonline.com/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images/referee.jpg

:tongue:

[Knowledged_one]

Not paying off his debts and making poor Dave pay for his lunches when the kid has a child and a wife to feed.


this is the one i dont get, did fez have a bet where he is to buy daves lunch or is he saying dave buys fezs lunch
or is he saying fez should buy dave his lunch every day

[drjoek]

And goddamn take it to the board war thread I set up for it.

This is a thread for things Fez likes!

Youre just trying to make up for calling Fez retarded. I know this is true because ESD said you called him retarded.
See I listen to the show
:tongue:

[mikeyboy]

this is the one i dont get, did fez have a bet where he is to buy daves lunch or is he saying dave buys fezs lunch
or is he saying fez should buy dave his lunch every day

This one doesn't make any sense. Fez doesn't always take care of himself and get a proper brekfast, so Dave has been tasked with ordering breakfast for him before the show. Fez pays for all of these breakfasts himself and I believe they usually send out an intern to pick out the food Dave orders for him.

[ToiletCrusher]

Youre just trying to make up for calling Fez retarded. I know this is true because ESD said you called him retarded.
See I listen to the show
:tongue:

Just like Fox News, what you hear from ESD is truth.

But, that doesn't take away from this "war" being in the wrong thread!

[ToiletCrusher]

Fez also likes the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Back on topic people!

[Knowledged_one]

And goddamn take it to the board war thread I set up for it.

This is a thread for things Fez likes!

we get it you made a thread for a board war

[ToiletCrusher]

we get it you made a thread for a board war

did I say it too much?

[underdog]

"i can learn from Dave"

That's you. See, Dave does your job on the show and he teaches you about the world.

Are you trying to be the #1 Fan of ESD? lol.

You have no idea what the "big L" is do you? lol.

Being persecuted on here is what I wanted? Not really.

What I wanted was to give my opinion on things that Fez likes.

And I did. And I was 100% on the money.

That's why your little ass kissers came running.

They would rather attack me then wonder aloud on here why they are fans of yours when the things on that list should in fact make them question why they are fans of yours.

Ask Ron and he will tell you what that means.

And think about this.

Yesterday when Ron was 'at fault' for not having his ID card for work and kept trying to tell you it was his fault why were you still the guy who was being scolded?

It's like even when he's wrong you are 'more wrong' for not agreeing that he's wrong.

Must be fun being you.

Make the check out to Dr. #1FanofESD please.

Alright, whose board character is this really?

[GeeVac]

Is it possible that #1FanofESD and fezfez are the same person?

Just trying to stir shit!

[underdog]

Is it possible that #1FanofESD and fezfez are the same person?

Just trying to stir shit!

#1FanofESD is either spoon or Casey.

[BlackSpider]

Is it possible that #1FanofESD and fezfez are the same person?

Just trying to stir shit!

He would've had to live with Gvac for years,
and study his every post in order to pull that off...




Praise his name...

[GeeVac]

He would've had to live with Gvac for years,
and study his every post in order to pull that off...




Praise his name...

I am my own person with my own opinions.

Fuck mods and admins!

[WampusCrandle]

And me mum is deadski.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I agree that things should be in their proper place, but I wanted to respond to mikeyboy's post in this thread.

He addressed #1FanofESD's personal attacks, but not the ones aimed at him.

I'm wondering if there's any consistency here.

i believe that Mikeyboy has. the fact that this guy constantly places snide remarks in his opinion, though fine, is done purposefully and knows that. oh Gvac - why must you go against the grain?

Fez also likes the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Back on topic people!

STAY ON TOPIC!!!!! Spoon knows about this all too well.

[ToiletCrusher]

STAY ON TOPIC!!!!! Spoon knows about this all too well.

I try so hard. But, I still lose!

[Serpico1103]

This one doesn't make any sense. Fez doesn't always take care of himself and get a proper brekfast, so Dave has been tasked with ordering breakfast for him before the show. Fez pays for all of these breakfasts himself and I believe they usually send out an intern to pick out the food Dave orders for him.

I think Ron did yell at Fez for not giving ESD enough money for the breakfasts/lunches.

[Dell]

I am my own person with my own opinions.

Fuck mods and admins!

Hey budday... he said GVAC, not GeeVac... gets confusing doesn't it... damn those voices

[Death Metal Moe]

Fine, I won't attack him. He did do it 1st, and was a board troll, but I know that's no real defense.

If he keeps it up, I can't say I won't hit back though. You want me to debate him without insults, I expect the same back from him.

He has no points, no argument and only comes on this board to hurt Fez and lecture anyone who doesn't agree with him? That guy gets the business, period.

[Hottub]

This one doesn't make any sense. Fez doesn't always take care of himself and get a proper brekfast, so Dave has been tasked with ordering breakfast for him before the show. Fez pays for all of these breakfasts himself and I believe they usually send out an intern to pick out the food Dave orders for him.

Hire Vinnie Cooper.

[#1FanofESD]

What about the personal attacks on #1FanofESD?

They don't count.

Mikey says their ok because he's the dictator.

He owns this place to 'get heat' from the show, but he says I am looking for 'heat' from the show by posting on a message board, lol.

And I would love to know where I ever mentioned I made my original post looking for a 'board war'. When in fact I just went along with it to liven this place up.

No personal attacks from me.

But the owner who makes the rules indirectly calls me an asshole.

Classic.

[Gvac]

To be fair, mikey did respond with this -


Also improper. Moe -- no more.

Everyone else, don't do it either. This is the warning.

Before #1FanofESD complains that those people should be banned, he should notice that he isn't currently banned for doing the same thing.

Now it stops. Debate without attacking.

[#1FanofESD]

I got this mikey!

Watch out everyone.

The King of the Internet is now on site, lol.

Backup folks.

The Chosen One is about to walk among us and take care of bidness!

lol.

[Death Metal Moe]

They don't count.

Mikey says their ok because he's the dictator.

He owns this place to 'get heat' from the show, but he says I am looking for 'heat' from the show by posting on a message board, lol.

And I would love to know where I ever mentioned I made my original post looking for a 'board war'. When in fact I just went along with it to liven this place up.

No personal attacks from me.

But the owner who makes the rules indirectly calls me an asshole.

Classic.

I guess you can't read either. And you have the memory of a goldfish.

Go away, seriously. You make yourself look worse with every post, with every word. And you are wasting your time on a messageboard dedicated to a show you don't like 1/2 of. You're true intentions are clear.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/myfask/258Troll_spray.jpg

[Marc with a c]

But the owner who makes the rules indirectly calls me an asshole.

mikey is never wrong.

[#1FanofESD]

Only going to respond to this part since you so badly want to have a lame "board war" with Fez. Your sense of reality is skewed. You gave your opinion. Nobody attacked you, but Fez responded. When you turned your response into a personal attack, many people, including me, called you on it. You're aware that personal attacks aren't permitted on the board, but you seem to maintain that they are somehow your right. Of course you have turned it around into something about how ultimately you are helping Fez and everyone who defended him was an enabler. Face it, you're not being "persecuted". You're just being treated like an asshole because you're acting like one.

Second, there isn't a person here who needs to justify why they are fans of Fez and the show. You don't like him? That's fine. It's your opinion, and I would wager that is one of the minority on this board. I've talked about this before, but it's always ridiculous when people hold their opinions so tightly that they can't imagine that anyone could possibly hold an opposing viewpoint and be truthful to themselves. It's a bullshit and pretty ineffective argument move.

If Fez wants to maintain this silly board battle it's his right, I guess. Everyone else, don't feed the troll. He's just looking for a reaction and/or more heat from the show for this thing.

If Fez wants to maintain...

lol.

So it's below you right and therefore it should be below him as well?

Fez is supposed to read that and then take the high road now that you have again made him out to be a child who needs your help in this situation.

We are talking about a grown man.

You treat him like a child with that nonsense.

When are his 'friends' ever going to allow him to speak and act for himself for before you all come running to make sure he's ok? Do you guys really think he's so dumb he doens't see thru those actions?

He can surely see that you all see him as being such a weak minded person that he can't handle typing some words on a computer.

Fez, honestly.

If I am you I am more annoyed with them.

You think Ron would approve of these people handling all of this business like this? Fuck no. He would be screaming for them to back the fuck and allow him to handle the situaton.

[#1FanofESD]

As much as I know you like a queen sized bed. I just want this to go to the proper thread.

I set it up for it to happen. Let's make it go there!

It is in the right thread.

You set it up?

Who gives a fuck what you set up, lol.

Does this guy really think he's king shit around here or something?

lol.

[Slumbag]

You think Ron would approve of these people handling all of this business like this? Fuck no. He would be screaming for them to back the fuck and allow him to handle the situaton.
You didn't "say" shit to Fez.
You said it to people on a fan site. There are going to be obvious reactions.

[#1FanofESD]

Also improper. Moe -- no more.

Everyone else, don't do it either. This is the warning.

Before #1FanofESD complains that those people should be banned, he should notice that he isn't currently banned for doing the same thing.

Now it stops. Debate without attacking.

I am guaranteeing that Moe has over 6,000 warnings on here.

lol.

[WampusCrandle]

Fez is supposed to read that and then take the high road now that you have again made him out to be a child who needs your help in this situation.

We are talking about a grown man.

You treat him like a child with that nonsense.

and you treat everyone else on this board like they are too low to understand you. we all know you're game now.

[Death Metal Moe]

I am guaranteeing that Moe has over 6,000 warnings on here.

lol.

Close. I always call out trolls, losers and liars.

[#1FanofESD]

this is the one i dont get, did fez have a bet where he is to buy daves lunch or is he saying dave buys fezs lunch
or is he saying fez should buy dave his lunch every day

Ron had to make Fez eat before the show so he would actually participate in the show.

Then he assigns Dave to get Fez his lunch everyday because Fez can't do that himself.

That turned into Dave buying Fez lunch all week and then having to beg Dave back for the money.

And when I say beg I mean wait to Ron brought up the point that Fez wasn't giving Dave the money back.

Which turned into Fez trying to give Dave $20 a week for lunch. As if $20 fucking dollars is going to cover it.

Annoying shit.

[mikeyboy]

If Fez wants to maintain...

lol.

So it's below you right and therefore it should be below him as well?

Fez is supposed to read that and then take the high road now that you have again made him out to be a child who needs your help in this situation.

We are talking about a grown man.

You treat him like a child with that nonsense.

When are his 'friends' ever going to allow him to speak and act for himself for before you all come running to make sure he's ok? Do you guys really think he's so dumb he doens't see thru those actions?

He can surely see that you all see him as being such a weak minded person that he can't handle typing some words on a computer.

Fez, honestly.

If I am you I am more annoyed with them.

You think Ron would approve of these people handling all of this business like this? Fuck no. He would be screaming for them to back the fuck and allow him to handle the situaton.

It's not even worth responding to you when you read what you want to read. I was very clear that I was responding only to the part directed at the people on this board and wasn't responding to the stuff that Fez could respond to on his own if he so chose. Stop pretending that you are somehow the hero in all of this.

[WampusCrandle]

Annoying shit.

you most certainly are.

[#1FanofESD]

This one doesn't make any sense. Fez doesn't always take care of himself and get a proper brekfast, so Dave has been tasked with ordering breakfast for him before the show. Fez pays for all of these breakfasts himself and I believe they usually send out an intern to pick out the food Dave orders for him.

Wrong.

He may pay now after being 'scolded' about it by Ron.

But in the beginning we wasn't and you know it.

And yet again. Let Fez write the response.

Jesus H Christ.

You are like the mother of that kid on the new episodes of 'In Treatment'.

[#1FanofESD]

Just like Fox News, what you hear from ESD is truth.

But, that doesn't take away from this "war" being in the wrong thread!

Can someone give him a cookie already for starting a thread about a board war.

Fucking hall monitors.

Did anyone ever like them?

Should I make sure I color in between the lines as well?

Is this going to fuck up your 'lord of the message boards correct threads director' position in the future?

lol.

[mikeyboy]

Wrong.

He may pay now after being 'scolded' about it by Ron.

But in the beginning we wasn't and you know it.

And yet again. Let Fez write the response.

Jesus H Christ.

You are like the mother of that kid on the new episodes of 'In Treatment'.

He was paying before. There were many references to it on the air. Stop pretending that you know anything.

[Death Metal Moe]

He was paying before. There were many references to it on the air. Stop pretending that you know anything.

But he knows everything Mikey, you should know that by now. He knows more than the real fans, he knows more than you who is actually in studio a lot and it's quite obvious to me he knows more about Fez than Fez does.

We should all be grateful for his ramblings.

[#1FanofESD]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


i believe that Mikeyboy has. the fact that this guy constantly places snide remarks in his opinion, though fine, is done purposefully and knows that. oh Gvac - why must you go against the grain?


STAY ON TOPIC!!!!! Spoon knows about this all too well.

So you laugh out loud when you learn someone's mother has passed away.

Fez, is this someone you want in your inner circle?

[WampusCrandle]

So you laugh out loud when you learn someone's mother has passed away.

Fez, is this someone you want in your inner circle?

huh, thought you didn't care what people think or say about you?

and, for some reason, you think i have been inducted into some circle, where Fez cares what i say or do - oh so silly of you.

[#1FanofESD]

Fine, I won't attack him. He did do it 1st, and was a board troll, but I know that's no real defense.

If he keeps it up, I can't say I won't hit back though. You want me to debate him without insults, I expect the same back from him.

He has no points, no argument and only comes on this board to hurt Fez and lecture anyone who doesn't agree with him? That guy gets the business, period.

How do you get this business you speak of?

Are you the toughest guys on all of the internetz?

I bet you can lift the internetz above your head right?

lol.

[#1FanofESD]

To be fair, mikey did respond with this -

That was of course after you requested it from him.

But who's paying attention, lol.

[Death Metal Moe]

How do you get this business you speak of?

Are you the toughest guys on all of the internetz?

I bet you can lift the internetz above your head right?

lol.

I just don't let trolls like you twist words and misrepresent the truth. That's all, that's all we have to work with in this space. Words. I let mine do the talking.

You are a liar, a baby and you can't keep your own story straight from post to post. If Fez is so bad, get off his messageboard. Period.

[Slumbag]

And yet again. Let Fez write the response.


Translation: MAYBE THEY WILL TALK ABOUT ME ON THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Translation: MAYBE THEY WILL TALK ABOUT ME ON THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yea, obviously. This is all this guy wants now, more air time. Fez responded to him on air that one time and he's been looking for a way to get in some 'attention time' at any cost.

[#1FanofESD]

I guess you can't read either. And you have the memory of a goldfish.

Go away, seriously. You make yourself look worse with every post, with every word. And you are wasting your time on a messageboard dedicated to a show you don't like 1/2 of. You're true intentions are clear.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/myfask/258Troll_spray.jpg

lol.

Can someone show me how to insert cool pics in my posts to send a message like Moe does.

That is so rad.

I wish I knew what kind of bike he rode becaus I would probably get the some one for my birthday. Then maybe we could be in a bicycle gang together.

lol.

[#1FanofESD]

mikey is never wrong.

I am learning that.

How long did it take you guys to learn it?

And where are the bodies of the people who didn't learn it?

lol.

[Death Metal Moe]

lol.

Can someone show me how to insert cool pics in my posts to send a message like Moe does.

That is so rad.

I wish I knew what kind of bike he rode becaus I would probably get the some one for my birthday. Then maybe we could be in a bicycle gang together.

lol.

....wow, you are SHOCKINGLY bad at this.

This is my last response in this thread. You're not even a worthy opponent. Blech, I wash my hands of you.

Spread your lies in this thread all you like.

.....just awful. Learn a real insult before you speak to me again.

[WampusCrandle]

And where are the bodies of the people who didn't learn it?

buried with your mom, i'm guessing

[#1FanofESD]

and you treat everyone else on this board like they are too low to understand you. we all know you're game now.

Is this required around here? lol.

Is this some other cool thing around here like the way the owner adds pics to my avatar?

lol.

I just want to be cool so I need to know the nooks and crannies of RF.net.

lol.

[#1FanofESD]

Close. I always call out trolls, losers and liars.

7,000?

[WampusCrandle]

Is this required around here? lol.

Is this some other cool thing around here like the way the owner adds pics to my avatar?

lol.

I just want to be cool so I need to know the nooks and crannies of RF.net.

lol.

just crawl up with your mom's coffin - it's the coolest.

[Marc with a c]

I am learning that.

How long did it take you guys to learn it?

And where are the bodies of the people who didn't learn it?

moe makes drums out of their skin.

[#1FanofESD]

you most certainly are.

She's attacking me...

Mikey, quick...

She's attacking me personally.

Can I get a warning for her please?

lol.

[WampusCrandle]

She's attacking me...

Mikey, quick...

She's attacking me personally.

Can I get a warning for her please?

lol.

i feel sorry for ya, mary, that you constantly need attention on this board.

[#1FanofESD]

But he knows everything Mikey, you should know that by now. He knows more than the real fans, he knows more than you who is actually in studio a lot and it's quite obvious to me he knows more about Fez than Fez does.

We should all be grateful for his ramblings.

I am not a real fan everyone.

Why is that Moe? Tell everyone why I am not a real fan and you are.

[#1FanofESD]

I just don't let trolls like you twist words and misrepresent the truth. That's all, that's all we have to work with in this space. Words. I let mine do the talking.

You are a liar, a baby and you can't keep your own story straight from post to post. If Fez is so bad, get off his messageboard. Period.

In this space? So what if we weren't only in this space? What would you do then? lol.

And now this is Fez.net I guess.

I am ESD's #1 fan and I love Ron's wit but because I said some things about Fez I should leave?

[Marc with a c]

I am learning that.

How long did it take you guys to learn it?

And where are the bodies of the people who didn't learn it?

moe makes drums out of their skin.

[#1FanofESD]

Translation: MAYBE THEY WILL TALK ABOUT ME ON THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are past that. Try listening to the show every now and again.

[WampusCrandle]

We are past that. Try listening to the show every now and again.

well, you were mentioned recently in regards to you being a dick on this board.

[#1FanofESD]

....wow, you are SHOCKINGLY bad at this.

This is my last response in this thread. You're not even a worthy opponent. Blech, I wash my hands of you.

Spread your lies in this thread all you like.

.....just awful. Learn a real insult before you speak to me again.

I guarantee if you scroll down he has another post in here, lol.

[Slumbag]

I guarantee if you scroll down he has another post in here, lol.

Says you. King of "I don't give a fuck what people say".

[#1FanofESD]

buried with your mom, i'm guessing

Ummm...

Mikey, she's attacking me personally by making jokes about my dead mother.

Can I please get a warning or something here.

I thought you were running a well oiled machine?

I was under the impression that if you said that no one was to give a 'code red' that it meant no one gave a 'code red'.

Was I mistaken about that?

lol.

[WampusCrandle]

<-----------------warned, just now, by me

[#1FanofESD]

<-----------------warned, just now, by me

Don't worry. Mikey is pretending he doesn't see it, lol.

Then he will come in after 12 of them and say to calm down guys.

lol.

[WampusCrandle]

Don't worry. Mikey is pretending he doesn't see it, lol.

Then he will come in after 12 of them and say to calm down guys.

lol.

Mikey .... please hurry with your warning so you can please the orphan

[Knowledged_one]

I am learning that.

How long did it take you guys to learn it?

And where are the bodies of the people who didn't learn it?

lol.

you really just dont get it do you?

mikey keeps things civil here for a reason because its his board, he doesnt speak for fez he replies to things because frankly he is here more because he runs this place while fez is a member here there is a difference.

how hard is it for you to just be respectful and be an adult? I have gotten into it with people here including mikey about the show and my feelings on the show hell ron and fez arent even my favorite show but its kept respectful and you somehow dont get that.

[#1FanofESD]

Says you. King of "I don't give a fuck what people say".

Have you ever played message board before?

Either way I win.

If he keeps posting he looks like he's a douche who can't leave it alone.

If he doesn't then I don't have to read his drivel anymore.

We have a winner.

And it's me.

[Enabler]

If you replace "lol." with "Let it be known"............the last few pages of this thread are hilarious.


Also, Fez likes to send a centerpiece a few days in advance of a diner party he'll be attending.

[Slumbag]

Have you ever played message board before?


Ew.

[WampusCrandle]

Have you ever played message board before?

Either way I win.

If he keeps posting he looks like he's a douche who can't leave it alone.

If he doesn't then I don't have to read his drivel anymore.

We have a winner.

And it's me.

and you have shown what is seemingly the only reason why you are on this board. you need to be noticed and have validation. congrats, you have it now. please go anywhere else.