This Place Is Full Of Old Broads

[Gvac]

It seems like every chick here is over 30.

That's disgusting.

Where are the young chippies?

Men of my stature can't canoodle with saggy breasted grandmas.

[BlackSpider]

Yup...

[Jughead]

Include Rose and I will make you a bingo player...:wub:

[Gvac]

I knew you'd understand, Spider.

It reeks of menopause around here.

[disneyspy]

the old broads are annoyin

[Jughead]

the old broads are annoyin

Who is the one with that hands that are so old they look like yarn...

[RhinoinMN]

It seems like every chick here is over 30.

That's disgusting.

Where are the young chippies?

Men of my stature can't canoodle with saggy breasted grandmas.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

[SatCam]

I wish LenayD posted here more often

[jab]

i will gladly take the old chicks.

usually i add some sort of joke. not this time fuckers.

[Jughead]

I wish LenayD posted here more often

Oh Uncle Sat:wub:

[DarkHippie]

Where are the young chippies?



You fucked them all

[Aggie]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_TANk9zxhMzI/Sdk5-dM9mtI/AAAAAAAAEKA/Z3qRBuJ_uXM/s640/NOLB09_188.JPG

Take your old man sneakers, your bad taste in everything and fuck yourself! You'd be lucky to have any one of us old broads.

[Gvac]

You'd be lucky to have any one of us old broads.

I shudder at the thought of stretch marks and gray pubes.

Sorry, but no thanks.

[disneyspy]

Who is the one with that hands that are so old they look like yarn...

thats no woman thats gaz

[BlackSpider]

THIS

I shudder at the thought of stretch marks and gray pubes.

Sorry, but no thanks.


Was right after THIS

im dancin nude in the chat room



In ispy...

[mikeyboy]

I knew you'd understand, Spider.

It reeks of menopause around here.

...and Viagra, Pops.

[Gvac]

...and Viagra, Pops.

Don't project your troubles on me.

I'm virile.

[WampusCrandle]

fuck all you old ladies and your Great Depression queefs!

[razorboy]

Great Depression queefs!

You just named my new band.

[mikeyboy]

Don't project your troubles on me.

I'm virile.

Being able to masturbate while staring at yourself in a mirror doesn't prove anything.

[Gvac]

Being able to masturbate while staring at yourself in a mirror doesn't prove anything.

Doesn't it?

[disneyspy]

it means i'd do me

[hammersavage]

I don't go by age, I go by height. 5'1 and up!

[JerseyRich]

Old...young...I'll take em all.

Sometimes we play gigs at Nursing Homes and sometimes we play Nursery Schools. Ya gotta have a taste of both ends of the spectrum.

[hammersavage]

Sometimes we play gigs at Nursing Homes and sometimes we play Nursery Schools. Ya gotta have a taste of both ends of the spectrum.

Cock and balls?

[JerseyRich]

I'll admit, the board started off slow today...and since about 3pm, it's been steadily making me laugh every few minutes.

[foodcourtdruide]

I'm married. What's the difference? "Ohhhhh the anonymous woman on the internet that I'll never meet, and even if I did meet and she magically wanted to have sex with me, I couldn't do anything with because I'm faithful to my wife."

Sorry, I don't want to have that internal dialogue.

[RhinoinMN]

Here is your problem UncleG. Young broads have not been around enough to have life experiences that would lead them to the genius of the Ron and Fez show.

Having said that. You should consider yourself lucky that you are in the company of such"broads" that you speak of.

[Gvac]

Serious Rhino sucks!

Old broads stink!

[~Katja~]

I shudder at the thought of stretch marks and gray pubes.

Sorry, but no thanks.

HAY! I have no gray pubes! Maybe blond, if at all.. but gray?
:furious:

I see you are working on your plan of killing yourself with a 25 year old...

Old...young...I'll take em all.

Sometimes we play gigs at Nursing Homes and sometimes we play Nursery Schools. Ya gotta have a taste of both ends of the spectrum.

what's "play gigs" code for???

[~Katja~]

Serious Rhino sucks!

Old broads stink!

actually, we shower quite often, and that gives us more pleasure than you old sack

[BlackSpider]

Serious Rhino sucks!

Old broads stink!




Literally.

They're ugly + old + mean + smelly...

[foodcourtdruide]

Serious Rhino sucks!

Old broads stink!

Good point.

[Gvac]

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[~Katja~]

I'll admit, the board started off slow today...and since about 3pm, it's been steadily making me laugh every few minutes.

and then gvac started posting

[RhinoinMN]

Serious Rhino sucks!

Old broads stink!

Now your just trying to hurt me and I won't let it happen. Not this time.

[Gvac]

Should we start calling her (S)Aggie?

[foodcourtdruide]

and then gvac started posting

Come on. Gvac's funny.. And goodlooking.

[RhinoinMN]

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That is a bout a 9.5 on the creep-o-meter.

[JerseyRich]

and then gvac started posting


What's wrong grumpy?

[TheMojoPin]

I shudder at the thought of stretch marks and gray pubes.

Sorry, but no thanks.

Did you destroy all the mirrors in your bathroom?

[Gvac]

What's wrong grumpy?

She's old.

[BlackSpider]

Come on. Gvac's funny.. And goodlooking.



Yup...

Should we start calling her (S)Aggie?


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Loling.gif

[Mullenax]

Birth year card holder 1983 checkin' in buddays

[Gvac]

Birth year card holder 1983 checkin' in buddays

Hey, baby! :bye:

[BlackSpider]

Birth year card holder 1983 checkin' in buddays

That's all we're lookin' for... :wub:

[JerseyRich]

Birth year card holder 1983 checkin' in buddays


We'll be starting a thread for you, Britney and Rose soon...

Just sit tight. Literally.

[TheMojoPin]

BS, stop talking like you wouldn't rape a bag of chicken cutlets with a wig on it.

[JerseyRich]

Hey, baby! :bye:

That's all we're lookin' for... :wub:

We'll be starting a thread for you, Britney and Rose soon...

Just sit tight. Literally.

Creeps.

[TheMojoPin]

Even creepo is uncomfortable right now.

[WampusCrandle]

Serious Rhino sucks!

Old broads stink!

She's old.

I shudder at the thought of stretch marks and gray pubes.

Sorry, but no thanks.

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these are FACTS - we can't take them as anything else.

[~Katja~]

Come on. Gvac's funny.. And goodlooking.
but have you seen those sneakers?

What's wrong grumpy?

I had to schlepp my own furniture boxes in the house and now need a good shower

[Gvac]

I had to schlepp my own furniture boxes in the house and now need a good shower

I hope you can get that old woman stench off of yourself. :help:

[~Katja~]

I hope you can get that old woman stench off of yourself. :help:

anything for you, sweetie

[Lady Resin]

Grrrr, I turned flutter flur on Sunday. What a drag it is getting old......:sad:

[TheMojoPin]

I'm let down that Gvac doesn't wear something like moccasins or Iron Fist-style booties. Those sneakers are so pedestrian and common.

I'll need a moment.

[WampusCrandle]

whenever i sign onto ronfez.net, all i hear is this:

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[~Katja~]

I'm let down that Gvac doesn't wear something like moccasins or Iron Fist-style booties. Those sneakers are so pedestrian and common.

I'll need a moment.

did you know he also wears sandals?
that's right, I said sandals... not even flip flops... and of course no socks

[Gvac]

did you know he also wears sandals?
that's right, I said sandals... not even flip flops... and of course no socks

That's a dirty lie!

I will not let my good name be besmirched in such a manner, woman!

Stay thy tongue!

[BlackSpider]

did you know he also wears sandals?
that's right, I said sandals... not even flip flops... and of course no socks



You know who else wore sandals...?


Think about it...

[~Katja~]

whenever i sign onto ronfez.net, all i hear is this:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QFl7r2dUmTA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QFl7r2dUmTA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

gvac = Blanch (or however you spell that name)
Lenny = Rose
Rich= Bea... what's her name on the show?
disney = estelle

[WampusCrandle]

That's a dirty lie!

I will not let my good name be besmirched in such a manner, OLD, DUSTY woman!

Stay thy tongue!

fixed it

[WampusCrandle]

gvac = Blanch (or however you spell that name)
Lenny = Rose
Rich= Bea... what's her name on the show?
disney = estelle

Bea was OBVIOUSLY Dorothy! DUHHH!

and before your time, i would have fucked all four of those bags of bones.

and now, they are back for more!

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[JerseyRich]

I'm let down that Gvac doesn't wear something like moccasins or Iron Fist-style booties. Those sneakers are so pedestrian and common.

I'll need a moment.


Look through the gallery and check out his outfit at the Big Ass Bash...

Simply appalling

[TheMojoPin]

Look through the gallery and check out his outfit at the Big Ass Bash...

Simply appalling

It's like he lost his common sense with that hat.

[Caseyelan]

It seems like every chick here is over 30.

That's disgusting.

Where are the young chippies?

Men of my stature can't canoodle with saggy breasted grandmas.

I'm in my 20's.


go shove.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm in my 20's.


go shove.

you made the cut!

[~Katja~]

I'm in my 20's.


go shove.

oh he shoves... or does he get shoved? hmmm

[KEITHJAY]

we need fez fez here to stir things up she's an old broad

[RhinoinMN]

Wampus is making me spin circles. I thought he was into the old lady thing.

[WampusCrandle]

Wampus is making me spin circles. I thought he was into the old lady thing.

FUCK THEM! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! OLD LADIES SMELL AND AREN'T FUN TO HAVE SEX WITH!

this is what they want, and it must be stopped:
http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/59227-51981/chotw9.jpg

[~Katja~]

FUCK THEM! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! OLD LADIES SMELL AND AREN'T FUN TO HAVE SEX WITH!

this is what they want, and it must be stopped:
http://app.onlinequickblog.com/images/59227-51981/chotw9.jpg

didn't someone just post that women peak sexually at 35?

[Gvac]

didn't someone just post that women peak sexually at 35?

That's a lie made up by women in an attempt to make themselves seem attractive when they're well past their prime.

[RhinoinMN]

That's a lie made up by women in an attempt to make themselves seem attractive when they're well past their prime.

blasphemy.

[drjoek]

I'm let down that Gvac doesn't wear something like moccasins or Iron Fist-style booties. Those sneakers are so pedestrian and common.

I'll need a moment.

I bet he has orthitics in his sensible sneakers

[WampusCrandle]

That's a lie made up by women in an attempt to make themselves seem attractive when they're well past their prime.

exactly - it's too keep men interested in the old and awful and not go to hot 18 year olds.

[~Katja~]

exactly - it's too keep men interested in the old and awful and not go to hot 18 year olds.

Anybody fucking an 18 year old will soon go back to a woman with experience.

[Gvac]

exactly - it's too keep men interested in the old and awful and not go to hot 18 year olds.

Never fall for their tricks, my young friend.

The hot 18 year olds are always willing and able.

And they feel, smell, and taste GREAT.

Old ladies? Like a beanbag chair made of mothballs. :eek:

[RhinoinMN]

exactly - it's too keep men interested in the old and awful and not go to hot 18 year olds.

18 year old girls are stupid and uneducated.

Its like paying big money going to the new flashy restaurant and get shitty service. Or you can go down to the good ole bbq joint that's been around for 60 years and have a fantastic meal and experience.


Meh with teens.

[drjoek]

18 year old girls are stupid and uneducated.

Its like paying big money going to the new flashy restaurant and get shitty service. Or you can go down to the good ole bbq joint that's been around for 60 years and have a fantastic meal and experience.


Meh with teens.

But Ill take a shitty meal in a gorgeous place once in a while so I can brag about it to my other friends

[~Katja~]

Never fall for their tricks, my young friend.

The hot 18 year olds are always willing and able.

And they feel, smell, and taste GREAT.

Old ladies? Like a beanbag chair made of mothballs. :eek:

they most likely have daddy issues if they fuck an old sack like you and won't leave when you want your peace.

[WampusCrandle]

Anybody fucking an 18 year old will soon go back to a woman with experience.

i'm sorry, but if i want a date, i won't stay around the cemetery with the rest of the 30+ ugo's. i'm gonna go to a thirsty thursday at any bar and find hot, hot, pant tightening hot 18 -21 ladies.

Never fall for their tricks, my young friend.

The hot 18 year olds are always willing and able.

And they feel, smell, and taste GREAT.

Old ladies? Like a beanbag chair made of mothballs. :eek:

I am your Jeremiah, I will right what your prophesy and tell all that will listen!

[~Katja~]

But Ill take a shitty meal in a gorgeous place once in a while so I can brag about it to my other friends

are you able to get delivery from the good old bbq joint at that place?

[RhinoinMN]

But Ill take a shitty meal in a gorgeous place once in a while so I can brag about it to my other friends

Understood, but you know where to go back to.

[WampusCrandle]

18 year old girls are stupid and uneducated.

Its like paying big money going to the new flashy restaurant and get shitty service. Or you can go down to the good ole bbq joint that's been around for 60 years and have a fantastic meal and experience.


Meh with teens.

its more like going to a really nice restaurant, getting awesome service, getting a handjob under the table, getting blown by your waitress, and then bouncing on the check.

maybe you and fez should get a place in Idaho?

[Hottub]

Should we start calling her (S)Aggie?

Hey! A funny.
Is jhelene ghostwriting for Uncle G?

[drjoek]

Understood, but you know where to go back to.

Yep but I would Brag and Brag

[~Katja~]

i'm sorry, but if i want a date, i won't stay around the cemetery with the rest of the 30+ ugo's. i'm gonna go to a thirsty thursday at any bar and find hot, hot, pant tightening hot 18 -21 ladies.
!

enjoy your night out with todays teen
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/5/5a/5a5a/1023315_emo_girls.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

its more like going to a really nice restaurant, getting awesome service, getting a handjob under the table, getting blown by your waitress, and then bouncing on the check.

maybe you and fez should get a place in Idaho?

Those places don't exist.

How did you know that I like Idaho?

[drusilla]

:glurps:

[RhinoinMN]

enjoy your night out with todays teen
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/5/5a/5a5a/1023315_emo_girls.jpg

Those clubs with those people is what is wrong with our society.

[Gvac]

:glurps:

You, my dear, are the exception to the rule.

[TheMojoPin]

i'm sorry, but if i want a date, i won't stay around the cemetery with the rest of the 30+ ugo's. i'm gonna go to a thirsty thursday at any bar and find hot, hot, pant tightening hot 18 -21 ladies....

...and creepily lurk in the corner with sailor, rubbing your pants and muttering.

[WampusCrandle]

enjoy your night out with todays teen
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/5/5a/5a5a/1023315_emo_girls.jpg

those are awful looking, but 18.

here are some oolala:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/3414290114_0b5fd32d0d_b.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3414297434_416d68a326_b.jpg

come on - no contest!

[WampusCrandle]

:glurps:

you are safe - we are facebook buddays!

...and creepily lurk in the corner with sailor, rubbing your pants and muttering.

yeah, so what - it involves 18 year olds

[~Katja~]

those are awful looking, but 18.

here are some oolala:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/3414290114_0b5fd32d0d_b.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3414297434_416d68a326_b.jpg

come on - no contest!

I hate to break it to you, they all don't look like they have daddy issues... so they won't date any of you

[RhinoinMN]

you are safe - we are facebook buddays!



yeah, so what - it involves 18 year olds

You are not my facebook buddy. It hurts.

[WampusCrandle]

I hate to break it to you, they all don't look like they have daddy issues... so they won't date any of you

but alas, your old woman brain has faulted again! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79400)

[WampusCrandle]

You are not my facebook buddy. It hurts.

then you better hurry your ass, budday!

[~Katja~]

You are not my facebook buddy. It hurts.

he would have more fb friends if he knew how to properly list his profile

[WampusCrandle]

he would have more fb friends if he knew how to properly list his profile

i placed it in the thread that is invisible to women over 30 .... odd, didn't you see it?

[RhinoinMN]

he would have more fb friends if he knew how to properly list his profile

He finds it cute to link to the home page.

[~Katja~]

but alas, your old woman brain has faulted again! (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79400)

how old are you?
And if they fooled around with you and your chick, has it occurred to you they wanted your (ex) chick?

[WampusCrandle]

He finds it cute to link to the home page.

i dont know how to do it otherwise - sorry :happy:

[WampusCrandle]

how old are you?
And if they fooled around with you and your chick, has it occurred to you they wanted your (ex) chick?

i went from a 12 to 18 in one night, it was great. I'm 22

[~Katja~]

i went from a 12 to 18 in one night, it was great. I'm 22

get the hell out of this thread, boy... you can't even talk with the guys in here, they could be your dad for all I know

[~Katja~]

i dont know how to do it otherwise - sorry :happy:

you only place the profile ID in the field... it's just the numbers

[RhinoinMN]

i dont know how to do it otherwise - sorry :happy:

Pm me your name and the network you are in. I'll find ya.

[PerryWinkle]

Birth year card holder 1983 checkin' in buddays

I'm still holding out for 1993

[WampusCrandle]

get the hell out of this thread, boy... you can't even talk with the guys in here, they could be your dad for all I know

the internet is dead to my father

you only place the profile ID in the field... it's just the numbers

thank you! :happy:

[Tenbatsuzen]

It seems like every chick here is over 30.

That's disgusting.

Where are the young chippies?

Men of my stature can't canoodle with saggy breasted grandmas.

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/irony.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/irony.jpg

http://www.folkloretheatre.com/shows/archives/images/Tongue-Cheek-Logo.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

I saw plenty of women (girls) who appeared to be in their mid 20s (16) working at the pricerite near my house (where I now work part time) and I tried to ask them to hang out (awkwardly stared at their asses).

[Gvac]

I saw plenty of women (girls) who appeared to be in their mid 20s (16) working at the pricerite near my house (where I now work part time) and I tried to ask them to hang out (awkwardly stared at their asses).

For the first time in my life I wish I lived in Buffalo.

You're my idol.

[Contra]

Women 30 and over are yummy

[~Katja~]

Women 30 and over are yummy

you are my friend :)

[SatCam]

Women 30 and over are yummy

Personally I like to wear their skin but thats just me

[RhinoinMN]

Women 30 and over are yummy



this is why i like contra. how dobyou lose sogpics anyway?


i met my wife when she was 17. she was sexy. but ignorant. now she is 29 soon to be 30 and she is sexier now than ever.

If uncleG would ever commit, he would understand.

[DarkHippie]

Gvac should teach high school. He'll never run out of dates

[ToiletCrusher]

For the first time in my life I wish I lived in Buffalo.

You're my idol.

For today I am but I fear that when tomorrow cometh, ye shall have found another idol.

For now my child, remember the best of what I have offered.

[WampusCrandle]

this is why i like contra. how dobyou lose sogpics anyway?


i met my wife when she was 17. she was sexy. but ignorant. now she is 29 soon to be 30 and she is sexier now than ever.

If uncleG would ever commit, he would understand.

men don't commit to:
-women
-illegitimate love children
-jobs
-rules
-society

[Foster]

men don't commit to:
-women
-illegitimate love children
-jobs
-rules
-society

if you don't commit to any of those things, how can you consider yourself a man?

[WampusCrandle]

if you don't commit to any of those things, how can you consider yourself a man?

shut up! men don't answer to anyone! and neither does the bat!
http://www.filehurricane.com/viewerthumbnails/924200735755PM_VentureBros-HankBatJump.gif

[~Katja~]

if you don't commit to any of those things, how can you consider yourself a man?

it's ok, he is a youngin... he has at least another 6-7 years in him to rebel against the truth... that the only woman to appreciate is a mature one

[WampusCrandle]

it's ok, he is a youngin... he has at least another 6-7 years in him to rebel against the truth... that the only woman to appreciate is a mature one

nope. never. I will be a young Gvac - sorry ladies.

[DarkHippie]

it's ok, he is a youngin... he has at least another 6-7 years in him to rebel against the truth... that the only woman to appreciate is a mature one

especially from about age 32-36. Gotta love the sexual peak

[Foster]

it's ok, he is a youngin... he has at least another 6-7 years in him to rebel against the truth... that the only woman to appreciate is a mature one

I wouldn't say that, I appreciate women of all ages

[ToiletCrusher]

I wouldn't mind an older gal. I aim high though. Last time, it was a graduate assistant who ran my biochemistry lab. I was 19, she was 31.

[Dude!]

i am so sick of age 35+ cougars
coming on to me and my friends
when we're out
they embrass their old selves

give me a supple and nubile
19-year old college freshman
and i am happy

[ToiletCrusher]

give me a couple of roofies
19-year old college freshmen
and i am happy

erotic if you mean freshmen chicks.

Hot if you mean guys.

[Dude!]

erotic if you mean freshmen chicks.

Hot if you mean guys.

i'm not picky
long as they're under 20

[bobrobot]

Old Broads are like fine wine...

http://stillfootball.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/corkscrew430.jpg




















































you stick a corkscrew into their heads,
twist it down good & deep,
& red stuff comes out...
<br><br>

[drusilla]

ok i feel better now

'cept for that corkscrew comment

[RhinoinMN]

nope. never. I will be a young Gvac - sorry ladies.

-27 points in my book. only old Gvac's interest me.

[Doogie]

nope. never. I will be a young Gvac - sorry ladies.

So when do you beat up a young Matty Fridays??

[ToiletCrusher]

-27 points in my book. only old Gvac's interest me.

you cheating bastard!

[WampusCrandle]

So when do you beat up a young Matty Fridays??

possibly on Friday?

[Tenbatsuzen]

possibly on Friday?

Leave Tracey out of this.

[WampusCrandle]

Leave Tracey out of this.

when a challenge is made, i can never decline.

[ToiletCrusher]

when a challenge is made, i can never decline.

No shit you can't.

We are still on for a potato sack race.

[WampusCrandle]

No shit you can't.

We are still on for a potato sack race.

sweetie, of course :happy:

[Recyclerz]

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Video evidence of GVAC disproving Chris Rock's theory about being the old guy at the club.

This is from a couple of years ago when he still had his hat.

[boosterp]

Give me the 30 (early 40 included) something women. Established, mature, and a very healthy sexual appetite. :wub:

[Aggie]

I'll give you (S)Aggie, gramps!

]http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=120&pictureid=1387

[JerseyRich]

I'll give you (S)Aggie, gramps!




Ooooooohhhhhhh! Snap!

[~Katja~]

sadly enough, his youthful face does not match his old sack... just like the sneakers don't match the wolfshirt... or wait.. they do :wacko:

[LordJezo]

This topic keeps coming up in different forms.

They heyday and RF.net is gone. Years ago, as said before, this place was nothing but hot chicks who wanted message board dudes. The rf babies, moaning on the radio and speaking dirty and posting hot pictures on the web.

Now everyone grew up, got preggers, and settled down, and there never seemed to be a new crop of chicks to take their place.

So now we're stuck with married chicks who wont bang and no more nudes get posted.

[disneyspy]

This topic keeps coming up in different forms.

They heyday and RF.net is gone. Years ago, as said before, this place was nothing but hot chicks who wanted message board dudes. The rf babies, moaning on the radio and speaking dirty and posting hot pictures on the web.

Now everyone grew up, got preggers, and settled down, and there never seemed to be a new crop of chicks to take their place.

So now we're stuck with married chicks who wont bang and no more nudes get posted.


this sounds like a job for misti,brittanypablo,pink,roseblood and that chick that spider visits

[~Katja~]

This topic keeps coming up in different forms.

They heyday and RF.net is gone. Years ago, as said before, this place was nothing but hot chicks who wanted message board dudes. The rf babies, moaning on the radio and speaking dirty and posting hot pictures on the web.

Now everyone grew up, got preggers, and settled down, and there never seemed to be a new crop of chicks to take their place.

So now we're stuck with married chicks who wont bang and no more nudes get posted.

problem is that the guys got just as old and the young chicks cannot identify with the old dudes on here

[hammersavage]

this sounds like a job for misti,brittanypablo,pink,roseblood and that chick that spider visits

who is pink?

[disneyspy]

who is pink?

all women in the inside

[TheMojoPin]

They heyday and RF.net is gone. Years ago, as said before, this place was nothing but hot chicks who wanted message board dudes.

No, it wasn't.

[Contra]

Yeah they wanted alcohol, us messegeboard dudes just happen to buy it for them

[WampusCrandle]

problem is that the guys got just as old and the young chicks cannot identify with the old dudes on here

i will say that you're wrong ...... old person.

RF.net is being replenished with young dudes, and no young girls. there are at least 10 good posters that are under 29 and are male.


.....I am one of them

[ToiletCrusher]

i will say that you're wrong ...... old person.

RF.net is being replenished with young dudes, and no young girls. there are at least 10 good posters that are under 25 and are male.


.....I am one of them

I am not. Being over 25 disqualifies me.

[mikeyboy]

i will say that you're wrong ...... old person.

RF.net is being replenished with young dudes, and no young girls. there are at least 10 good posters that are under 25 and are male.


.....I am one of them

It's you and Westley. That's it.

Not sure that's the dream team.

[epo]

No, it wasn't.

You seem to misremember history.

[ToiletCrusher]

It's you and Westley. That's it.

Not sure that's the dream team.

What if you were their coach?

[drjoke]

i will say that you're wrong ...... old person.

RF.net is being replenished with young dudes, and no young girls. there are at least 10 good posters that are under 25 and are male.


.....I am one of them

meh

[drjoek]

i will say that you're wrong ...... old person.

RF.net is being replenished with young dudes, and no young girls. there are at least 10 good posters that are under 25 and are male.


.....I am one of them

meh

NOT him again!

Man he does NOT like WC

[epo]

i will say that you're wrong ...... old person.

RF.net is being replenished with young dudes, and no young girls. there are at least 10 good posters that are under 25 and are male.

.....I am one of them

God damn....our future has never looked so bleak.

[~Katja~]

Yeah they wanted alcohol, us messegeboard dudes just happen to buy it for them
the "old" ones want drinks too

i will say that you're wrong ...... old person.

RF.net is being replenished with young dudes, and no young girls. there are at least 10 good posters that are under 25 and are male.


.....I am one of them

name them.

I can think of 3... 4 perhaps but none are really that great that they would attract new young chick listeners

[ToiletCrusher]

name them.

I can think of 3... 4 perhaps but none are really that great that they would attract new young chick listeners

If I weren't already disqualified because of age, I would have taken that as an insult.

[mikeyboy]

What if you were their coach?

It would still be more

http://www.thestopbutton.com/v5_media//skitched-20080311-184537.jpg

than

http://eglazer.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/usa_dream_team.jpg

[ANC]

If I weren't already disqualified because of age, I would have taken that as an insult.

same here

[~Katja~]

If I weren't already disqualified because of age, I would have taken that as an insult.

you are also disqualified by not being either Keithy, Sat, Commish, (+ other kid that was sending his gf off to college)

[ToiletCrusher]

you are also disqualified by not being either Keithy, Sat, Commish, (+ other kid that was sending his gf off to college)

I could stalk a high school senior girl and send her off to college this fall.

[LordJezo]

Yeah they wanted alcohol, us messegeboard dudes just happen to buy it for them

True, but who cares? Members got used but they enjoyed it.

I can think of 3... 4 perhaps but none are really that great that they would attract new young chick listeners

I'm hotter than I have ever been, but now that I'm off the market I want to hear stories from all the new whippersnappers who still get to hook up with random chicks. Living through them is all many of us have left.

Oh if only I was the beauty then that I am now.

[IrishAlkey]

This board needs a retsraining order.

[Tall_James]

http://eglazer.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/usa_dream_team.jpg

I love the glazed look in Laettner's eyes, as if he's saying to himself "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE??????"

[JerseyRich]

The admins on this board needs a retsraining order.


Agreed

[Contra]

Oh I'm not complaining LJ, I enjoyed it :)

[JerseyRich]

http://eglazer.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/usa_dream_team.jpg

Hi I'm Chris Mullen, and I'm whiter than my uniform.

[WampusCrandle]

Jauble, KC, Snoogans, Spoon, weekapaugjz, hammersavage, underdog, ANC, Dougie Brootal, GVAC.

used to have Rhino, but he just turned sour.

i will say that i've had a revelation about how old people are here.

perhaps we can set up a trip to a camp for all of them?

[mikeyboy]

http://eglazer.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/usa_dream_team.jpg

I love the glazed look in Laettner's eyes, as if he's saying to himself "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE??????"

I was impressed that Chris Mullin stayed committed to the team and returned to play as a ghost after his death.

[TheMojoPin]

The old creeps complaining should offer up their daughters if they have 'em.

[Dude!]

http://eglazer.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/usa_dream_team.jpg



I was impressed that Chris Mullin stayed committed to the team and returned to play as a ghost after his death.

number 13 could be
the whitest person i ever saw

[~Katja~]

Jauble, KC, Snoogans, Spoon, weekapaugjz, hammersavage, underdog, ANC, Dougie Brootal, GVAC.

used to have Rhino, but he just turned sour.

they are all 25+ or why were you listing them?

[mikeyboy]

Hi I'm Chris Mullen, and I'm whiter than my uniform.


I was impressed that Chris Mullin stayed committed to the team and returned to play as a ghost after his death.

number 13 could be
the whitest person i ever saw

I think we're getting off topic.

[JerseyRich]

http://eglazer.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/usa_dream_team.jpg



I was impressed that Chris Mullin stayed committed to the team and returned to play as a ghost after his death.

number 13 could be
the whitest person i ever saw


Do you guys have me blocked or something?

[drjoek]

number 13 could be
the whitest person i ever saw

His Nick name when he was at StJohns was Chalk

[IrishAlkey]

Speaking of old broads, anybody remember a guy in the NBA named Chris Mullin?

Did he retire?

[JerseyRich]

Speaking of old broads, anybody remember a guy in the NBA named Chris Mullin?

Did he retire?

Who's Chris Mullen? Did he hand out towels?

[ANC]

they are all 25+ or why were you listing them?

I think I was just called an old broad.. :ohmy:

[IrishAlkey]

I think I was just called an old broad.. :ohmy:

That's better than what they usually call you.

[ANC]

That's better than what they usually call you.

QFT. :down:

[ToiletCrusher]

I see no resolution yet. Mojo was right!

Give us your legal (barely) daughters!

[RoseBlood]

you are also disqualified by not being either Keithy, Sat, Commish, (+ other kid that was sending his gf off to college)

I think that was Duke?!
Kill me now for knowing that.

[~Katja~]

I think that was Duke?!
Kill me now for knowing that.

that's it... I had it on the tip of my tongue... that's why you remembered ;)

[JerseyRich]

that's it... I had it on the tip of my tongue... that's why you remembered ;)
Do you two have to dyke out EVERY thread?

[ToiletCrusher]

Do you two have to dyke out EVERY thread?

Why make it sound bad? Just more to add to the bank for late night alone time!

[~Katja~]

Do you two have to dyke out EVERY thread?

yes
you have a problem with that?

[JerseyRich]

yes
you have a problem with that?


No, just checking.

[~Katja~]

Why make it sound bad? Just more to add to the bank for late night alone time!

are you adding that to YOUR external hard drive?

[ToiletCrusher]

are you adding that to YOUR external hard drive?

And some day I hope to make my hard drive internal.

[~Katja~]

And some day I hope to make my hard drive internal.

yeah, you and me both...

[RhinoinMN]

Jauble, KC, Snoogans, Spoon, weekapaugjz, hammersavage, underdog, ANC, Dougie Brootal, GVAC.

used to have Rhino, but he just turned sour.

i will say that i've had a revelation about how old people are here.

perhaps we can set up a trip to a camp for all of them?



sour? i will have you know that i am delicious. Gvac and led37zep can confirm.

[ToiletCrusher]

yeah, you and me both...

How long of a drive is it from Buffalo?

[~Katja~]

How long of a drive is it from Buffalo?

lol... disney spy can give you an estimate... and then deduct about 2h for appropriate highway speeds... (he drives a bit... umm... kinda old people's slow...)

[disneyspy]

lol... disney spy can give you an estimate... and then deduct about 2h for appropriate highway speeds... (he drives a bit... umm... kinda old people's slow...)

if you were 10 years older i'd let you eat those words

[AngryAsianGuy]

Jauble, KC, Snoogans, Spoon, weekapaugjz, hammersavage, underdog, ANC, Dougie Brootal, GVAC.

perhaps we can set up a trip to a camp for all of them?

http://www2.dsu.nodak.edu/users/dmeier/Holocaust/auschwitz1.jpg

[~Katja~]

if you were 10 years older i'd let you eat those words

but I am not, so now what?

[disneyspy]

but I am not, so now what?

guess you'll just have to tickle it with your tongue

[ToiletCrusher]

if you were 10 years older i'd let you eat those words

I hope you win the creepiest poster of the year award.

[disneyspy]

I hope you win the creepiest poster of the year award.

thanks,i'm pretty sure you've got matty and drjoe beat in that other catagory too

[drjoek]

thanks,i'm pretty sure you've got matty and drjoe beat in that other catagory too

Yeah Ive started the new year as a nice guy
When we get to voting season I'll bring back my cummy nature

[BlackSpider]

It doesn't matter how old us guys are.
Men age like wine, women age like milk...

[LordJezo]

Do you two have to dyke out EVERY thread?

I think it's an old German woman thing..

[razorboy]

It doesn't matter how old us guys are.
Men age like wine, women age like milk...

Personally, I'm ageless.

[TheMojoPin]

It doesn't matter how old us guys are.
Men age like wine, women age like milk...

Yeah, but you started out as a bottle of Boone's Farm.

[hammersavage]

name them.

I can think of 3... 4 perhaps but none are really that great that they would attract new young chick listeners

Excuse me?

[Aggie]

Rose, Misti and Brit could attract more hot young chick listeners than any young or old guy on this board.

[hammersavage]

Rose, Misti and Brit could attract more hot young chick listeners than any young or old guy on this board.

Don't sell yourself short

[Aggie]

Don't sell yourself short

Thanks :wub: but I was trying to list the under 30s to make a point.

[Gvac]

Don't sell yourself short

Please don't flatter the geriatrics.

Thank you.

[JerseyRich]

Please don't flatter the geriatrics.

Thank you.


Did you take your Metamucil yet?

[~Katja~]

It doesn't matter how old us guys are.
Men age like wine, women age like milk...

apparently you never had delicious buttermilk

[RhinoinMN]

apparently you never had delicious buttermilk

Bitter.

[Gvac]

apparently you never had delicious buttermilk

Bitter.

How fitting is that?

[IrishAlkey]

apparently you never had delicious buttermilk

Comparing yourself to dairy might be the wrong path to take in this battle.

[~Katja~]

Bitter.

no, buttermilk is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf3s0FKx4RQ

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[IrishAlkey]

Some old cheese is great but it still fuckin' stinks.

[Gvac]

Some old cheese is great but it still fuckin' stinks.

Alkey understands.

[~Katja~]

Comparing yourself to dairy might be the wrong path to take in this battle.

dairy is hot
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[drjoek]

no, buttermilk is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf3s0FKx4RQ

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Thats one fine looking lady:wub:

[IrishAlkey]

dairy is hot
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Derriere is hot.

The dairy air that comes from your derriere is not.

[RhinoinMN]

no, buttermilk is the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf3s0FKx4RQ

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Its all propaganda.

[Skellington]

BS, stop talking like you wouldn't rape a bag of chicken cutlets with a wig on it.

*HEADDESK*

Oh Mojo, how I love thee.

[biggestmexi]

your all old any way.

Gvac is batting in the same league any way.

[silera]

I tweezed a grey hair from my eyebrow recently.

I should be put down.

[angrymissy]

Grey hair means you're going to die soon, that's what Jeff told me.

[~Katja~]

I tweezed a grey hair from my eyebrow recently.

I should be put down.

nah, not until they fall out

[~Katja~]

Grey hair means you're going to die soon, that's what Jeff told me.

explains a few things on his count

[Gvac]

I tweezed a grey hair from my eyebrow recently.

I should be put down.

Grey hair means you're going to die soon, that's what Jeff told me.

Wow.

Remember how hot you chicks used to be?

Like when you were in your twenties?

[epo]

Wow.

Remember how hot you chicks used to be?

Like when you were in your twenties?

What's your excuse Grandma Gvac? Remember when you were young and pretty like me?

[boosterp]

Gvac is even older than Mikeyboy.

[hammersavage]

Gvac is even older than Mikeyboy.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Contra]

I love drinking buttermilk, as long as we are using euphemisms ;)

[WampusCrandle]

I tweezed a grey hair from my eyebrow recently.

I should be put down.

i'll be over as soon as i can.

[ToiletCrusher]

i'll be over as soon as i can.

get her!

[hammersavage]

I've had some grey hair since I was 18. And yet the sweet release of death hasn't reached me.

[silera]

GVAC, at this point I can only hope to one day have a girl that was as hot as me and as interested in boys as Alkey so that you might find joy in your twilight years.

[disneyspy]

GVAC, at this point I can only hope to one day have a girl that was as hot as me and as interested in boys as Alkey so that you might find joy in your twilight years.

ok everbody sing

thank heavan for old broads
cuz old broads have little broads everyday...

i sang it in a dean martin voice in my head,yoose may too

[GeeVac]

GVAC, at this point I can only hope to one day have a girl that was as hot as me and as interested in boys as Alkey so that you might find joy in your twilight years.

I got a chick! Nuff said!

Oh wait, you wanted the real version of me.

Oops!

[Gvac]

GVAC, at this point I can only hope to one day have a girl that was as hot as me and as interested in boys as Alkey so that you might find joy in your twilight years.

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me!

[GeeVac]

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me!

Wait until what I say to me!