is it possible fez doesn't have a secret?

[West.Coast.Skippy]

for the sake of discussion, what if 'the secret' is that fez is gay? we're told fez hasn't been able to share this with his family, even after an elaborate setup. supposedly, he hasn't told many other than ron's family and a couple close friends. the other day, we heard he wanted to 'reveal' the secret for his friends that were in town, but felt awkward about it and didn't. we think he has gay fantasies, but he's never had gay sexual contact.

ron has proposed a few times that fez isn't actually gay- he's just "non-sexual" or else a "pent up" straight.

what do you think?

[lleeder]

If a tree falls in the forest and it doesn't suck a cock. Is it gay?

[KnoxHarrington]

If a tree falls in the forest and it doesn't suck a cock. Is it gay?

No, just an enormous tease.

[IamFogHat]

Am I insane that we've enacted that 'you have to post so many times to start a thread' rule? Apparently I am, or an asshole.

[burrben]

this poll isnt valid, theres no urination option

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

If a tree falls in the forest and it doesn't suck a cock. Is it gay?

Line. Of. The. Day.

[drjoek]

No

[GreatAmericanZero]

its waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too complicated! I don't know!

[Gvac]

Am I insane or an asshole.

Oooh! Oooh!

I KNOW!

I KNOW!

[West.Coast.Skippy]

based on the teaser at the end of the show today - ron saying that a special guest would be in studio on friday and the secret would be revealed - this question could soon be moot. to be continued....

[Serpico1103]

based on the teaser at the end of the show today - ron saying that a special guest would be in studio on friday and the secret would be revealed - this question could soon be moot. to be continued....

I hope it is Fez's first love, who also reveals a secret.

[ToiletCrusher]

A secret exists. But, all of you non-exiting closet asses want to make more of it than there is.

Perhaps start telling your secret and then we might hear something from the nature boy!

[West.Coast.Skippy]

I hope it is Fez's first love, who also reveals a secret.

it could be the washington connection... or fez's parents, or maybe an old girlfriend of "todd's", or maybe dave's brother.

now that the aftershows are gone, a sense of theater has returned to the show for me.

[Dell]

Of course he's gay... it's obvious... Fez was once engaged to a girl from Canada and it didn't work out. Fez dated Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister and it didn't work out. Fez tried his hand at a long distance romance with Cocoa and it didn't work out. Fez is ready to tryout for the other team. Good luck Fez! :wink:

[Farmer Dave]

Didn't read the first post because of the font, but I'm on my way to becoming a super poster.

[Serpico1103]

Didn't read the first post because of the font, but I'm on my way to becoming a super poster.

Don't bring up the font, it's a touchy subject.

[Brad in Bama]

I think there is no secret and he's losing his mind.

[MC Pee Pants]

rubes.

[Serpico1103]

I think there is no secret and he's losing his mind.

You might be half right.

[jessicaduh]

i'm not able to listen at work & have to wait for the replay tonight, but i'm sure to fall asleep...did he reveal his secret today?

[drjoek]

Ron started to get real pissed about the secret today

[Patient zer0]

We all know the secret, we just need lil fezzy to confirm.

[Cyber Trucker]

He has to do this in his own time, but has to know we wil be here for him:clap:

[Patient zer0]

Fez isn't his real name

[Serpico1103]

Fez isn't his real name

I knew his "secret", before I knew that.

[West.Coast.Skippy]

i'm not able to listen at work & have to wait for the replay tonight, but i'm sure to fall asleep...did he reveal his secret today?

no. it was interesting. like joe said, ron did circle around the subject. he asked fez what relative fez would most likely confide in. ron again hit on fez's therapist being useless, and said fez didn't have a good show today. there was no reveal. maybe ron just teased yesterday as an impromptu way to motivate fez, or maybe it was a joke ron was having with us.

i have doubts that fez really has a secret. i wonder what he thinks about the idea that most people are some kind of mix between exclusively straight or gay ( maybe the boys talked about this when kinsey came out a few years ago ).

[Meataball23]

Yeah, im confused about this whole thing. Just b/c someone thinks about something w/o doing it, that doesnt make that person the thing they think about.

I'll often have fantasies about winning the lottery and what I'd do w/ my winnings but that doesnt make me a millionaire.

For the sake of argument, if all thats been done is look at gay porn or fantasize about a gay situation, does that make you gay?

I say no. It doesnt necessarily make you straight either, but I think the act is what makes you gay and not just thinking about it.