I just shot a cricket (legally)

[Snoogans]

so i have a couple of airsoft spring loaded BB guns. They are nothing crazy cause no CO2, just springs, but still one of them shoots like 290 feet per second.
Anyway I see this cricket crawlin up the wall, so i try to get him with my shoe but he jumps away. I tried to get him on the floor and he hopped back toward the wall under my dresser.

So a few min late I see the fuck crawlin back up the wall. I pick up my airsoft pistol and cock it. Fuck ill deal with the tiny dent i made in the wall, but I hit that fuck DEAD ON. I see him go flyin onto my dresser and boom, he is just layin there dead. TAKE THAT SHIT BITCH

[TooLowBrow]

nice

[keithy_19]

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/jiminycricket.jpg

rip

[ScottFromGA]

racist.

[Foster]

does this mean Snoogans no longer has a conscience?

[razorboy]

Boooooooooooooooo. He was a National treasure.

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[biggestmexi]

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-45ab3418e9d64-Men+in+Black+%281997%29.jpeg

I here it pretty surprising. How did you handle it?

[Farmer Dave]

You should eat what you kill. I learned that from Ted Nugent.

[mikeyboy]

does this mean Snoogans no longer has a conscience?

Yeah, but I don't think it's going to make a difference. All his conscience ever told him to do was smoke pot and drink Snapple.

[Crispy123]

Hey man, nice shot!

Im just wondering from the title of this thread if you had a cricket hunting permit?

[topless_mike]

bb to cricket = .45 to chipmunk

[Coach]

You do know you could have just smooshed it right?

[drjoek]

CONGRATS
Smoke up!

[ToiletCrusher]

This makes me want to shoot my paintball gun at the rats behind my apartment building.

[A.J.]

does this mean Snoogans no longer has a conscience?

I'm betting he'd never harm a roach.

[Dougie Brootal]

this thread is useless without pics.

[Aggie]

Quit taking out your vengence on other animals. You know the turkey is laughing at you right now.

I'm betting he'd never harm a roach.

:clap: :smoke:

[ravn816]

Yeah, but I don't think it's going to make a difference. All his conscience ever told him to do was smoke pot and drink Snapple.

I thought it was Pepsi.

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm betting he'd never harm a roach.

he smoked 'em both.

[Coach]

I think I'll go feed some bread with alkaseltzer in it to some crows now.

[Snoogans]

sorry i didnt take pictures. It was really late and after I shot him, I had to make sure the BB i fired 10 inches to the left of my HD tv didnt do any damage to anything but the wall. the sicket part is it was just layin on the dresser with its antenna barely moving, and he just couldnt get up.

Hopefully this serves notice to the rest of his insect friends that you DONT FUCKIN COME IN HERE, FAGS

[weekapaugjz]

You should eat what you kill. I learned that from Ted Nugent.

Well, uncle ted does know no wrong.

[Aggie]

sorry i didnt take pictures. It was really late and after I shot him, I had to make sure the BB i fired 10 inches to the left of my HD tv didnt do any damage to anything but the wall. the sicket part is it was just layin on the dresser with its antenna barely moving, and he just couldnt get up.

Hopefully this serves notice to the rest of his insect friends that you DONT FUCKIN COME IN HERE, FAGS

Obama's president now. Torture is not legal!

[ChrisTheCop]

I thought you'd be especially interested in #2 and #5.

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If you find a cricket on your hearth, it is a sign of good luck for your entire household for thousands of years to come.
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If a cricket suddenly stops chirping, danger is close by.
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Crickets bring good luck to the entire family if they enter your home.
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Images of crickets on necklaces, bracelets, or paintings can ward off the evil eye.
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Killing a cricket, even if you killed it by accident is very very bad luck, so you had better not use them for fishing.
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The chirping of a cricket brings good luck to all that hear.
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Copying the chirping sound of a cricket brings bad luck upon the person imitating the cricket.

[Fallon]

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[WampusCrandle]

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