Post your questions for Gvac here.

[epo]

.

Its like I can't even see messages from Underdog. I checked and don't have him on my ignore list.

Weird.

[Gvac]

Its like I can't even see messages from Underdog. I checked and don't have him on my ignore list.

Weird.

Why the fuck not?

[The End]

So what does everyone do on Thursday nights?

[hedges]

Gvac, do you play lead guitar or rhythm guitar? Do you prefer one to the other? Just wonderin'.

[~Katja~]

I'm flattered biggirl, but one thing I've discovered over the years is that every chick ever involved with this place is about as mentally stable as Nicholson's gang in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Get yourself to a psychiatrist (and a dietician) and call me in a few years! :clap:
I beg the differ!

Actually, he is quite gifted in that area...he just never showers...it's starting to get to me

if you like girls too I can show you one that likes to shower... ;)




Dear Gvac,

when you touched my back and shoulders the other day, did you really feel aroused? If so you may not be all that gay and our marriage arrangements in 30 years may be back on... I just can't promise myself to a raging fag...

Sincerely,

your almost future wife

[underdog]

I like drinking, but no Idol

I definitely like drinking.

[underdog]

Why the fuck not?

:glurps:

[The End]

I definitely like drinking.

I like scotch and bourbon. You?

[WampusCrandle]

Dear Gvac,

Do you think that there will ever be a renaissance for RonFez.net?

WampusCrandle

[Hottub]

Only when the current leadership decides to step down and hand the reigns over.
New blood. New ideas. Younger and more open points of view.

[WampusCrandle]

Only when the current leadership decides to step down and hand the reigns over.
New blood. New ideas. Younger and more open points of view.

sounds like a Mod that knows what's up. when the new blood comes, you should stay.

[underdog]

I like scotch and bourbon. You?

Captain Morgan.

[Gvac]

So what does everyone do on Thursday nights?

I usually head over to Ustream.TV for The Fandick Show.

My good buddy (and former member of RonFez.net) co-hosts and is fucking hilarious.

He goes by the name "Bossanova."

I recommend checking it out.

[Gvac]

Gvac, do you play lead guitar or rhythm guitar? Do you prefer one to the other? Just wonderin'.

Although I play both, I prefer rhythm. Using the guitar like a percussion instrument is very appealing to me, and Keith Richards caught my ear very early on in that regard.

[WampusCrandle]

I usually head over to Ustream.TV for The Fandick Show.

My good buddy (and former member of RonFez.net) co-hosts and is fucking hilarious.

He goes by the name "Bossanova."

I recommend checking it out.

Dear Gvac,

Why did Bossanova leave? Was it the lack of new blood?

WampusCrandle

[Gvac]

Dear Gvac,

Why did Bossanova leave? Was it the lack of new blood?

WampusCrandle

Boss got as frustrated as I do with the direction this place was headed. He got out while the getting was good, not believing it was even worth fighting. He's probably right.

And yes, I think he got tired of the stale, old regime, as you alluded to.

P.S. - I actually hung out with him at his house this past Saturday and he's doing wonderfully, and is as sexy as ever.

[RhinoinMN]

Dear Gvac,

Will we ever meet again?

[DiabloSammich]

Our Heavenly Gvac,


Have went back for your bottle of scotch?


I fear it won't make it through the evening.



Your's in Christ

Diablo M. Sammich, Esq.

[The End]

I usually head over to Ustream.TV for The Fandick Show.

My good buddy (and former member of RonFez.net) co-hosts and is fucking hilarious.

He goes by the name "Bossanova."

I recommend checking it out.

When is this show on?

[Gvac]

Dear Gvac,

Will we ever meet again?

Bet on it.

[Gvac]

Our Heavenly Gvac,


Have went back for your bottle of scotch?


I fear it won't make it through the evening.



Your's in Christ

Diablo M. Sammich, Esq.

Unfortunately, no...and I share your fears and concerns as well.

Looks like I'm fucked.

[DiabloSammich]

I like scotch and bourbon. You?




Hmmmmm.....

[Gvac]

When is this show on?

From 8PM until 11PM.

Check it out.

There's even a chat room.

[Bossfan]

I usually head over to Ustream.TV for The Fandick Show.

My good buddy (and former member of RonFez.net) co-hosts and is fucking hilarious.

He goes by the name "Bossanova."

I recommend checking it out.



count me in...

tee hee

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> a rooster lays and egg on a roof....does it roll N , S , E , or W ?

[Gvac]

<font color="deeppink"> a rooster lays and egg on a roof....does it roll N , S , E , or W ?

Silly girl.

Roosters don't lay eggs.

[BlackSpider]

Silly girl.

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Wow. I can't believe she tried to get you with that old chestnut...

[Hottub]

Gvac,
I like veggies. I don't love them but many are a nice accompaniment to the main dish.
Is that straight out gay, or just metrosexual.

Thanks,
Tub.

[MacVittie]

Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loua-ville, Louie-ville, or Louis-ville?

[~Katja~]

dear gvac,

why do yo ignore my question and answer all others?
Is it because you truly love me?

[BlackSpider]

dear gvac,

why do yo ignore my question and answer all others?
Is it because you truly love me?

He ignored mine also,
so that must be it...

[britneypablo]

Wow. I can't believe she tried to get you with that old chestnut...

<font color="deeppink"> dag nab it...i thought i had him!

hey gvac how come all the guys on this board insist on wearing short sleeve button up shirts....and if you all can not be stopped...then what is the next step? will the sleeves have flames on them and dragons....

[~Katja~]

<font color="deeppink"> dag nab it...i thought i had him!

hey gvac how come all the guys on this board insist on wearing short sleeve button up shirts....and if you all can not be stopped...then what is the next step? will the sleeves have flames on them and dragons....

I am afraid this is the next step

http://crossedcombs.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/09/bowlingshirtmcs620.jpg

[RADIO-SHARK]

Dear Gvac. wanna buy an army coat?

[WampusCrandle]

Dear Gvac,

How could David MacDonald put me on his shit list? I have never done anything mean to him, as far as i know, and i even gave him a Fordham University kids hoodie for his son-to-be. How could that comic genius not like me?! And his wife said happy burfday on my burfday thread. Now i must wonder if Casey has a shit list .....

From a birthday boy, WampusCrandle

[Gvac]

Dear Gvac,

How could David MacDonald put me on his shit list? I have never done anything mean to him, as far as i know, and i even gave him a Fordham University kids hoodie for his son-to-be. How could that comic genius not like me?! And his wife said happy burfday on my burfday thread. Now i must wonder if Casey has a shit list .....

From a birthday boy, WampusCrandle

My dear, sweet Wampus...don't be so sensitive!

Surely you know the old saying "there's no such thing as bad publicity."

The mere fact that Mr. McDonald mentioned your name on today's show only proves that he's taken notice of you.

Unfortunately, he seems to have missed the "n" in your last name and kept referring to you as "Wampus Cradle."

He's not the brightest bulb in the lamp, that Davey Mac, but we love him anyway.

Once you assume your rightful spot on the Mount Olympus of ronfez.net I'm sure it'll be all sunshine and happiness from Davey Red.

[lleeder]

Why no more text buddies?

[WampusCrandle]

My dear, sweet Wampus...don't be so sensitive!

Surely you know the old saying "there's no such thing as bad publicity."

The mere fact that Mr. McDonald mentioned your name on today's show only proves that he's taken notice of you.

Unfortunately, he seems to have missed the "n" in your last name and kept referring to you as "Wampus Cradle."

He's not the brightest bulb in the lamp, that Davey Mac, but we love him anyway.

Once you assume your rightful spot on the Mount Olympus of ronfez.net I'm sure it'll be all sunshine and happiness from Davey Red.

you truly are an eye opener, Gvac.

[Tall_James]

How are you doing pal?

[drjoek]

Dear Gvac
Who was that InternetJamesDean you just threw a beating on? He sure left with his tail between his legs didn't he?
Your pal
Joe

[Dell]

Dear Gvac
Who was that InternetJamesDean you just threw a beating on? He sure left with his tail between his legs didn't he?
Your pal
Joe

me... you guys are too awesome

(should I confess to my "beating" anywhere else... keep it short... I'm out by 999)

[mendyweiss]

Gvac,
Where do I get my typewriter fixed ?
The ribbon keeps getting stuck

[razorboy]

Hey Gvac,

How are you doing?

Can I borrow five bucks?

Regards,
Ian

[Annie Waits]

Dear Gvac,

you are a phenomenon

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0

[PapaBear]

Dear Gvac,

you are a phenomenon

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0
This is funny as shit! But the one thing that really has me curious is...

And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size?

Just how much bigger is a $17.93 person, than a $7.65 person?

[~Katja~]

Dear Gvac,

you are a phenomenon

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0

:lol:

curing cancer... brilliant

[The End]

Do you think that the addition of FBA posters is the reason for the death of RF.net?

[Gvac]

Do you think that the addition of FBA posters is the reason for the death of RF.net?

I assume what you're asking is if it's a coincidence that once FBA closed down and they set up camp here on RFnet this place started becoming more and more boring, uninteresting, and less and less about the show and more about the individual members.

I also assume you're asking if having an entire massive thread for people just to hang out and bullshit with one another while contributing nothing funny, interesting, or worthwhile also contributed to the downfall.

I also have to assume that you're asking if the fact that a few of the former FBA members happen to be female and a bunch of the internet losers/geeks/nerds that make their home here hopelessly and shamelessly hit on them incessantly has also led to a less interesting message board.

I guess I'd have to say no. :blink:

[The End]

I assume what you're asking is if it's a coincidence that once FBA closed down and they set up camp here on RFnet this place started becoming more and more boring, uninteresting, and less and less about the show and more about the individual members.

I also assume you're asking if having an entire massive thread for people just to hang out and bullshit with one another while contributing nothing funny, interesting, or worthwhile also contributed to the downfall.

I also have to assume that you're asking if the fact that a few of the former FBA members happen to be female and a bunch of the internet losers/geeks/nerds that make their home here hopelessly and shamelessly hit on them incessantly has also led to a less interesting message board.

I guess I'd have to say no. :blink:

Wow, I really thought you would have said yes. What with all of the former fba posters having like 10 thousand posts each in 6 months or so. Most of which those posts are, "hey I just got to work" and "I'm glad there was no traffic for you" or "I am leaving work soon' or He everyone from FBA, i just woke up"

Maybe its just me, but I bet a few of the other dot netters feel fba ruined this board. Just think, they came on and many members have all but stopped posting.

And seriously stop hitting on chicks who post online. This is why you post online in the first place, you have no game in the real world.

[dino_electropolis]

Dear gvac

Why do birds suddenly appear... everytime u are near?

[Dude!]

Dear gvac

Why do birds suddenly appear... everytime u are near?

because just like me
they want to be
close to gvac

[drjoek]

Dear Gvac
What are you doing for the holiday? How about a nice barbecue?

Your Pal
doc

[Gvac]

Dear Gvac
What are you doing for the holiday? How about a nice barbecue?

Your Pal
doc

Hey Doc!

I have a BBQ to attend today and another tomorrow.

Monday looks good so far...

[epo]

Uncle Gvac-

Is it better to "forgive and forget", "forgive and remember", or "don't forgive and remember"?

Thanks

Epo

[Tall_James]

Besides alcohol, what it the best thing to bring to a neighborhood bbq?

[Gvac]

Uncle Gvac-

Is it better to "forgive and forget", "forgive and remember", or "don't forgive and remember"?

Thanks

Epo

I believe there is no universally correct answer, my dear Mr. epo.

Everything is a case by case basis.

I find it not only impossible, but illogical, to "forgive and forget" what Osama Bin Laden and the terrorists did on September 11, 2001 for example.

I also would never forgive (nor forget) someone who betrayed my trust, especially if I already wiped the slate clean with them once before.

On the other hand, there are many instances where I will let past missteps slide if I get to know a person better and forge a friendship.

I don't think anyone ever truly "forgets" once they've been wronged, though.

[Gvac]

Besides alcohol, what it the best thing to bring to a neighborhood bbq?

Ice.

I've never been to a party that had enough ice.

They're always sending someone out for more.

Also, pastries are always a treat. No one ever expects them, but EVERYONE loves and appreciates them.

[douchebagsean]

This is why you post online in the first place, you have no game in the real world.

i take exception to that sir for i barely post here and i also have no game in the real world...eh...um...punching out

[Landblast]

What types of secret compartments have you built into your woodworking projects?

[Bossanova]

Why did I get wasted and start posting here tonight?

[Bossanova]

I thought you told me this place was awesome. Why would you lie to me 2+ years ago?

[~Katja~]

Why did I get wasted and start posting here tonight?

see your mod quote!
it's every night... not just tonight... but it puts the fun back in .net

[Bossanova]

see your mod quote!
it's every night... not just tonight... but it puts the fun back in .net

Maybe I was wrong about you

[~Katja~]

Maybe I was wrong about you

no, no, no...you were right...


never admit wrong unless it gets you laid... oh I have been very, very wrong... and a bad girl

[MacVittie]

dear gvac,

what's with all the cowboy avatars?

-Mac

[Gvac]

dear gvac,

what's with all the cowboy avatars?

-Mac

I've been on a Western kick lately, watching and re-watching some classics - "Once Upon A Time In The West", "For A Few Dollars More", "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" etc.

I'm sure in a few weeks iI'll be on another new kick, but for now I'm sticking with the cowboys.

[weekapaugjz]

Gvac,

How do you stay so young and vibrant despite the inevitable battle with old age?

Your pal,
Weeka

[Gvac]

Gvac,

How do you stay so young and vibrant despite the inevitable battle with old age?

Your pal,
Weeka

The answer is simple, my friend - rock 'n' roll and younger women.

Seriously.

[drjoek]

Dear Gvac
Will there ever be another slide guitar player as great as Duane Allman?

Your Pal
doc

[spoon]

Dear Gvac
Will there ever be another slide guitar player as great as Duane Allman?

Your Pal
doc

Ben Harper plays a mean fucking slide joe.

Gvac,

Why is it you love Matty Fridays more than your actual family!?

Follow up, How many licks does it take to get the the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?

[Gvac]

Dear Gvac
Will there ever be another slide guitar player as great as Duane Allman?

Your Pal
doc

Absolutely.

His name is Ry Cooder.

If you're unfamiliar with his work go and download "Paradise And Lunch" and a two-disc set of all the movie soundtracks he's done. I guarantee chills up and down your spine.

[Gvac]

Ben Harper plays a mean fucking slide joe.

Gvac,

How many licks does it take to get the the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?

Ben Harper is a hack compared to the giants we're speaking of.

Stick to hockey talk, son.

And everyone knows it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop.

[spoon]

Ben Harper is a hack compared to the giants we're speaking of.

Stick to hockey talk, son.

And everyone knows it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop.

Cooder couldn't lick the underside of Harper's balls, or even Lorra Dern's taint!

http://thegood.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/ben-harper-laura-dern.jpg

[spoon]

http://thehoff.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/tootsie_pop1.jpg

[Hottub]

Gvac,
2-part question, if you don't mind.

Why do some people smoke menthol cigarettes? It seems to me, if you have the dirty habit you want to enjoy tobacco goodness. Not fucking Scope.


Why is spoon trying to talk about music?

Thanks,
Tub.

[Gvac]

Gvac,
2-part question, if you don't mind.

Why do some people smoke menthol cigarettes? It seems to me, if you have the dirty habit you want to enjoy tobacco goodness. Not fucking Scope.


Why is spoon trying to talk about music?

Thanks,
Tub.

Once in awhile I like a menthol cigarette but I'll never understand people who smoke them all the time. It's disgusting. Have you ever smoked a menthol while drinking? YUCK. It's like brushing your teeth while drinking Jack Daniels.

It does seem to be an ethnic/cultural thing for the most part, though. All of the Latin and black guys at work smoke Newports, and all of the white boys smoke Marlboros or Parliaments. It's uncanny.

I can only guess that different races also have different taste buds, but I guess we'd need an expert to see if that's true or not.


As far as why spoon thinks he can talk about music? Because he's stark raving mad.

[BlackSpider]

Once in awhile I like a menthol cigarette but I'll never understand people who smoke them all the time. It's disgusting. Have you ever smoked a menthol while drinking? YUCK. It's like brushing your teeth while drinking Jack Daniels.

It does seem to be an ethnic/cultural thing for the most part, though. All of the Latin and black guys at work smoke Newports, and all of the white boys smoke Marlboros or Parliaments. It's uncanny.

I can only guess that different races also have different taste buds, but I guess we'd need an expert to see if that's true or not.


As far as why spoon thinks he can talk about music? Because he's stark raving mad.



Soooo, I'm black...???

[hedges]

Gvac, how much attention do you pay to "New Country" music.

[spoon]

Gvac,
2-part question, if you don't mind.

Why do some people smoke menthol cigarettes? It seems to me, if you have the dirty habit you want to enjoy tobacco goodness. Not fucking Scope.


Why is spoon trying to talk about music?

Thanks,
Tub.

WOW!!! What ass licking questions from the king of ass licking himself. I assume you want out of the Gvac shit house huh? Well, licking his ass isn't the location to start buddy.

Gvac,

When are you and Hottub going to have that kid's camp sleepover party with footy pjs and jesus juice for all?

[Gvac]

Gvac, how much attention do you pay to "New Country" music.

If you're talking "Alt-Country" then the answer is quite a bit. If you mean the cheesy pop music sung by guys with a Southern accent that is being pumped out these days and sold as Country, then absolutely none.

[spoon]

If you're talking "Alt-Country" then the answer is quite a bit. If you mean the cheesy pop music sung by guys with a Southern accent that is being pumped out these days and sold as Country, then absolutely none.

Ah, we actually agree....I think.

Lucero I like a lot, and other older bands with a country tweak like Cracker and a few others.

[Hottub]

WOW!!! What ass licking questions from the king of ass licking himself. I assume you want out of the Gvac shit house huh? Well, licking his ass isn't the location to start buddy.



I often wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about.

[joethebartender]

Gvac, what do you do when you get that "not so fresh" feeling?

[TooLowBrow]

Gvac, what do you do when you get that "not so fresh" feeling?

he posts

[Gvac]

Gvac, what do you do when you get that "not so fresh" feeling?

Shower and Preparation H.

It's not just for hemorrhoids, you know.

Nothing better for relieving itchiness and irritation.

[joethebartender]

Shower and Preparation H.

It's not just for hemorrhoids, you know.

Nothing better for relieving itchiness and irritation.

Thanks! (No more steel wool pads for me!)

[WampusCrandle]

Gvac, how was you Independence Day?

[Gvac]

Gvac, how was you Independence Day?

It was a fantastic day, Wampus. Plenty of food, friends, and absolutely GORGEOUS weather.

Thanks for asking!

How was yours?

[BlackSpider]

Dear Gvac,
Are you really moving to Tennessee...?
If so,
Who will take over the North-East Chapter of .Net...?

[Gvac]

Dear Gvac,
Are you really moving to Tennessee...?
If so,
Who will take over the North-East Chapter of .Net...?

Yes sir, I am moving. Nothing ventured nothing gained, right? I figure I'll give it shot for a year so I can live out my lifelong dream of being a redneck.

As far as who will take over the NE Chapter of .Net? I have a few ideas...

[sailor]

Yes sir, I am moving. Nothing ventured nothing gained, right? I figure I'll give it shot for a year so I can live out my lifelong dream of being a redneck.

As far as who will take over the NE Chapter of .Net? I have a few ideas...

15 minutes outside of nyc...you were one all along, dorothy.

please, we can't wait to hear what sycophant you've picked to replace yourself. i'm sure all the little queers are drooling. :king:

[MacVittie]

Dear Gvac,
Do you listen to Bill Burr's monday morning podcast? It's really good.

Love,
MacVittie

[Devo37]

Dear Gvac,
recently, when i hit the brakes in my car, i can feel a slight vibration coming from the rear wheels.

do i need new brake pads, or could it be something more serious? what kind of money are we talking about for a brake job?

[GregoryJoseph]

Dear Gvac,
Do you listen to Bill Burr's monday morning podcast? It's really good.

Love,
MacVittie

I have never checked out Mr. Burr's podcast, but on your recommendation I shall.

Thank you, and I'll let you know what I think of it once I do.

Dear Gvac,
recently, when i hit the brakes in my car, i can feel a slight vibration coming from the rear wheels.

do i need new brake pads, or could it be something more serious? what kind of money are we talking about for a brake job?



A vibration? It could be a dozen things, from brakes to alignment to a control arm.

Is your car front or rear wheel drive? Are the rear brakes disc or drum? How many miles since your last brake job?

Do you have a mechanic you trust? If not, I'd get a few opinions. Stay away from a chain like Pep Boys, who will try to sell you on a bunch of things you don't need.

Good luck.

[August_West]

Dear GregoryJoseph,
Ive been doing some internet searching and I wanted to get your feelings about the outlaw Country singer David Allan Coe. What do you think of the original Mysterious Rhinstone cowboy?

Thanks in advance, I'll hang up and listen to your response.


AW