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sr71blackbird
04-27-2009, 05:22 AM
Why do guys make these snorting noises in the men's room? Are they trying to catch a whiff, or is it like a warning noise that means "I am here!"?
angrymissy
04-27-2009, 05:42 AM
http://www.irishhealth.com/content/image/14484/Cocaine.jpg
jessicaduh
04-27-2009, 05:47 AM
i'm pretty sure those are choking sounds from the dicksuckers.
TheGameHHH
04-27-2009, 05:53 AM
http://www.irishhealth.com/content/image/14484/Cocaine.jpg
thats the only reason ive ever made a snorting noise in a bathroom. the cough is usually the go-to 'im in here' noise otherwise.
Scanty
04-27-2009, 06:00 AM
Why do guys make these snorting noises in the men's room? Are they trying to catch a whiff, or is it like a warning noise that means "I am here!"?
Long itchy nose hairs? I dunno.
boosterp
04-27-2009, 06:04 AM
If you are like me you take shallow breaths in the Men's restroom so that you do not inhale all that nastiness. By doing that the mucus runs down and causes you to sniff (larger breaths keeps the mucus up in the sinuses) so you either make sniffing sounds or wipe your nose with toilette paper.
Scanty
04-27-2009, 06:11 AM
If there's someone shitting in there, or that tell tell smell is lingering. I tend to hold my breath. Rush to pee, rush to wash my hands, and run out.
If it's me on the bowl, I tend to be loud (you know what I mean), it's like a warning to let people know that I'm there.
jessicaduh
04-27-2009, 06:21 AM
damn the tell tell smell.
i'm so glad i don't have to use mens rooms.
beachbum
04-27-2009, 06:30 AM
Thats not nearly as disgusting as the guys who sit on the shitter talking on their cell phones.Whenever I hear one of these guys in the bathroom I make disgusting snorting noises,fake farting noises,loud fake grunts,and perform multiple unneccessary toilet flushes.I just want to make sure that whoever they are talking to gets the full shit house experience.
sr71blackbird
04-27-2009, 06:31 AM
Maybe its like a silverback letting other males know he has claimed this spot.... for now
led37zep
04-27-2009, 06:32 AM
http://www.irishhealth.com/content/image/14484/Cocaine.jpg
Why aren't they using American Money?
You see...this is the problem with America these days. No wonder China doesn't want to use the Dollar anymore!
Scanty
04-27-2009, 06:37 AM
Maybe its like a silverback letting other males know he has claimed this spot.... for now
Yesss! That is exactly how I feel about my poopy habits.
sr71blackbird
04-27-2009, 01:12 PM
Filthy animals!
zildjian361
04-27-2009, 02:24 PM
Why aren't they using American Money?
You see...this is the problem with America these days. No wonder China doesn't want to use the Dollar anymore!
i use a key:wink:
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