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drjoek
04-27-2009, 06:06 AM
Hiya Buddays
Its Monday!!!


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Start a thread about something you heard on the show today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

This Thread is dedicated to Fat_Sunny

Hottub
04-27-2009, 06:09 AM
Right on time, Doc. Well done.
Good morning buddays!:bye:

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 06:28 AM
Hey buddays. I've got six conference call from now until 3 pm. I will get listen to the show for about a half hour though.

Happy Monday to me.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8913/lucyi.jpg

burrben
04-27-2009, 06:49 AM
mornin' ladies and germs :bye:

a fine monday morning here in ohio. i might go golfing :thumbup:

burrben
04-27-2009, 06:59 AM
todays opening song will be...

blue veins by the raconteurs

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Rube
04-27-2009, 07:03 AM
Greetings My Computer Companions!

This is the COOLESTEST Thread since........since.......umm...

since......

Yeah!!!! One cool thread. Dr. Joe K. rocks.

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:21 AM
The best time for a person to buy shoes is in the afternoon. This is because the foot tends to swell a bit around this time.

http://z.about.com/d/create/1/B/2/2/0/-/Swelling_Feet.jpg

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:24 AM
The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.
http://ricelover.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/11.jpg

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:28 AM
The household wrench was invented by boxing heavyweight champion Jack Johnson in 1922.



http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/images3/jack_johnson.gif

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:31 AM
By partially filling saucers with vinegar and distributing the saucers around a room, you can eliminate odors.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cQb2tKyozEQ/Sb_T7RkpcxI/AAAAAAAABDs/nfMcO5YmmBY/s400/smelly+feet-1%5B6%5D.jpg

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:38 AM
A small airplane can fly backwards.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/028-1.jpg

drjoek
04-27-2009, 07:39 AM
http://blog.joins.com/usr/c/h/chaeleesbs/25/Jessica_Alba_Maxim_Shoot_Raws_22(2).jpg

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:40 AM
Nylon is made from coal and petroleum.

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/so/sockshop-ladies-1-pair-10-denier-classic-nylon-lace-top-stockings-large-black.jpg

drjoek
04-27-2009, 07:41 AM
If this thread get to 12 pages I will join the P12NP team

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 07:41 AM
Rube, if you want to do a fun facts thing, start a new thread. One or two are fine, but not an ongoing bit.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 07:42 AM
If this thread get to 12 pages I will join the P12NP team

You'll be banned for a month if you do.

drjoek
04-27-2009, 07:43 AM
A small airplane can fly backwards.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/028-1.jpg

Rube Please tell CHUCK he needs to use more sunscreen this early in the season!!

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:43 AM
The bark of an older redwood tree is fireproof.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L0JdxO61nps/RtJfpRsYm6I/AAAAAAAABRg/Z2MJGO1OuzQ/s400/Giant+Redwood+Tree+House.jpg

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:46 AM
Rube, if you want to do a fun facts thing, start a new thread. One or two are fine, but not an ongoing bit.

It's just going to be a pre-Show thing buddy. I was going to stop when the Listening started.

I swear.

Just trying to help out Dr. Joe K.'s thread a little. He's the bestest ever you know.

Hottub
04-27-2009, 07:48 AM
If this thread get to 12 pages I will join the P12NP team

Please do, my friend.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 07:49 AM
It's just going to be a pre-Show thing buddy. I was going to stop when the Listening started.

I swear.

Just trying to help out Dr. Joe K.'s thread a little. He's the bestest ever you know.

The best way to help out a listening thread is to post about the show while the show is on. Maybe post stuff about the show that will get people to respond to you, etc.

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:49 AM
Pilgrims did not eat with forks. They only used spoons, knives and their fingers.

http://team.georgia.gov/GeorgiaStatement/GeorgiaStatement_CommonFiles/Images/Pilgrimseating.jpg

drjoek
04-27-2009, 07:50 AM
Please do, my friend.

Well lets see some guys post in this listening thread
LETS GO!!
Doesnt anyone want to see me banned for a month?!?!?!

Misteriosa
04-27-2009, 07:51 AM
:bye: hey there buddays!

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:52 AM
The best way to help out a listening thread is to post about the show while the show is on. Maybe post stuff about the show that will get people to respond to you, etc.
I just thought a little extra mayonnaise might be nice too.

To go along with all that extra meat Dr. Joe K. is going to put on Page 12.

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:53 AM
Well lets see some guys post in this listening thread
LETS GO!!
Doesnt anyone want to see me banned for a month?!?!?!

I wanna see you get banned Dr. Joe K. You'll be the most banndeded EVER!!!

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 07:55 AM
I just thought a little extra mayonnaise might be nice too.

To go along with all that extra meat Dr. Joe K. is going to put on Page 12.

Then post about what you think the topics will be on today's show, or the song, etc.

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:56 AM
Then post about what you think the topics will be on today's show, or the song, etc.
That's a good idea.

Kinda like the song game we play.

I think they will talk about being banned on RonFez.net.

And how cool it is.

Hottub
04-27-2009, 07:56 AM
"Black Hole Sun" - Soundgarden.

drjoek
04-27-2009, 07:57 AM
Then post about what you think the topics will be on today's show, or the song, etc.

Wait Listening threads have Rules NOW?

maybe we're overmoderating things a bit ?

I get the nude banning if someone choses that they know the consequences, but if Rube is having fun with fun facts whats the harm?

Rube
04-27-2009, 07:59 AM
Wait Listening threads have Rules NOW?

maybe we're overmoderating things a bit ?
I think the boys will talk about Moderation today.


And how it works well in........welll.......

Moderation.

drjoek
04-27-2009, 08:01 AM
Todays song is Janes Addiction - Pigs in Zen

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 08:01 AM
Wait Listening threads have Rules NOW?

maybe we're overmoderating things a bit ?

More like suggestions. Like I said initially, one or two fun facts or posts about non R&F stuff is fine, but it's not the fun facts thread. We shouldn't have more posts about fun facts than we do about the show coming up. It's just like the complaints I get if I post too much about comic books or other topics in this thread. Or when I get into a debate with someone on some topic. If it goes too long (4 or so posts), people start to complain.

ANC
04-27-2009, 08:02 AM
Hey Kids :bye:

Made it just in time.. Day 7 of no smoking and feelin' great!! :clap:

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:02 AM
, but if Rube is having fun with fun facts whats the harm?
Thanks Dr. Joe K.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RKH7KAG0L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

JimmieHats
04-27-2009, 08:04 AM
:bye:

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:04 AM
Hey Kids :bye:

Made it just in time.. Day 7 of no smoking and feelin' great!! :clap:WOW!!!

That's really cool buddy. I hope you stop FOREVER!!! Smoking stinks.:thumbdown:

I trhink Fezzie will talk about how he stopped smoking when he was 22.

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:06 AM
I liked that song.

It made me feel like a tough guy.

drjoek
04-27-2009, 08:06 AM
Never really listened to Janes addiction other than that been caught stealing song. this is good
Perry Farrell is cool

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:07 AM
Oh no. I had some sausage for breakfast.:blink:

Foster
04-27-2009, 08:07 AM
afternoon folks

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:08 AM
Never really listened to Janes addiction other than that been caught stealing song. this is good
Perry Farrell is cool

That's what I was thinking too Dr. Joe K. I might put some on my Ipod.

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:10 AM
Never really listened to Janes addiction other than that been caught stealing song. this is good
Perry Farrell is cool

i would post the "Nothing's Shocking" album cover, from whence "Pigs in Zen" is taken, but it would get me banned.

check it out though; it's a sculpture Perry did of his girlfriend at the time, twinned, naked, with their heads on fire.

he loved her very much.:smile:

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:10 AM
But Dave was talking about a Bi-Clopse. Not a Bisexual Cyclopes.

OGC
04-27-2009, 08:11 AM
how does this B.A.C. 29875 guy get through every day ?

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:13 AM
i would post the "Nothing's Shocking" album cover, from whence "Pigs in Zen" is taken, but it would get me banned.

check it out though; it's a sculpture Perry did of his girlfriend at the time, twinned, naked, with their heads on fire.

he loved her very much.:smile:
Nothing bannable here i think.

http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/423/60180423.jpg

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:15 AM
how does this B.A.C. 29875 guy get through every day ?He nose people.



http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/the_kimo/Bruce_bald_and_big_nose_2_copy.jpg

Misteriosa
04-27-2009, 08:17 AM
i hope i would be able to afford to go to a game... the prices really are insane. also, that section where you cant see right field is retarded.:furious:

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:17 AM
Did Ron say Leprosy is a symptom?

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:19 AM
i hope i would be able to afford to go to a game... the prices really are insane. also, that section where you cant see right field is retarded.:furious:

That's why I like to go to the spring training games in Florida. They seem to be a little more friendly and cost less. Uncle Tommy:thumbdown: doesn't like to go but Dr. Joe K.:thumbup: does.

Misteriosa
04-27-2009, 08:20 AM
who needs a sports bar in the stadium when YOURE AT THE STADIUM!!:wallbash:

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 08:20 AM
Did Ron say Leprosy is a symptom?

No, but obsession with obscure information is.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:21 AM
Did Ron say Leprosy is a symptom?

Lethargy, lack of appetite, cough, fever.

Then Dave says, "cough and fever arent 'symptoms'!"

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 08:22 AM
Lethargy, lack of appetite, cough, fever.

Then Dave says, "cough and fever arent 'symptoms'!"

Are you suggesting Dr. Dave is incorrect?

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:22 AM
who needs a sports bar in the stadium when YOURE AT THE STADIUM!!:wallbash:

Well, in the '90s, Sports Bars were topless... and frankly, we can use more of those everywhere.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:23 AM
Are you suggesting Dr. Dave is incorrect?

I believe his doctorate is in World History.

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:23 AM
He's a good looking guy.

http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/i-trust-fantasy-baseball-steinbrenner2.jpg

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:23 AM
"The Steinbrenner Boys are Whoremasters."

"you know the whores, right? they're masters of them."

"they're sons of the big cheese. they won the birth lottery."

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:25 AM
Well, in the '90s, Sports Bars were topless... and frankly, we can use more of those everywhere.

That was Sport BRA'S Chris The Cop.

RhinoinMN
04-27-2009, 08:25 AM
off topic, but I had a dream last night and it was this.


http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g221/Coldblooded_2006/curbstompinnig.gif


I was on the receiving end.

Foster
04-27-2009, 08:25 AM
new Molly's Cupcakes opening in NYC

drjoek
04-27-2009, 08:25 AM
i hope i would be able to afford to go to a game... the prices really are insane. also, that section where you cant see right field is retarded.:furious:

Not to try to defend the Yankees BUT the rest of the seats outside the bowl are pretty average priced not that bad a price. The real good seats are way overpriced but they claim 80 % are sold. They set the prices before the economy went in the hole.
Those obstructed view seats are $5

Foster
04-27-2009, 08:26 AM
off topic, but I had a dream last night and it was this.


http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g221/Coldblooded_2006/curbstompinnig.gif


I was on the receiving end.

that scene always gave me the chills

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 08:28 AM
With this flu stuff going go, I just realized that I've been dreaming a lot about a Walking Man and a black woman in Nebraska.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:28 AM
That was Sport BRA'S Chris The Cop.

no need for such formality, Ru Ru.

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:28 AM
Not to try to defend the Yankees BUT the rest of the seats outside the bowl are pretty average priced not that bad a price. The real good seats are way overpriced but they claim 80 % are sold. They set the prices before the economy went in the hole.
Those obstructed view seats are $5

That's when you buy the seat, walk around and hit the Sport's Bar in the lobby.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:29 AM
Not to try to defend the Yankees

The yanks DO need help with their defense...

RhinoinMN
04-27-2009, 08:30 AM
Boil that dust speck!

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2008/MOVIE%20GUIDE%20PIX/MARCH%202008/28%20March/horton.jpg

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:30 AM
mr. bright side?

drjoek
04-27-2009, 08:30 AM
The yanks DO need help with their defense...

THAT and a bullpen

Foster
04-27-2009, 08:31 AM
mr brightside

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:31 AM
no need for such formality, Ru Ru.
I'm not looking for any trouble sir.

Sorry:glurps:

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:32 AM
THAT and a bullpen

They forgot to put a bullpen in the new stadium too???!!! :tongue:

RhinoinMN
04-27-2009, 08:33 AM
mr brightside

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2008/08/roberts080808.jpg

RhinoinMN
04-27-2009, 08:34 AM
The story in hour school was that a kid had a full sheet in his pants and got caught in the rain and now thinks he is a bowl of soup.

Foster
04-27-2009, 08:35 AM
I thought Mikeyboy was Mikey from Life cereal

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:35 AM
Rhino, I believe you quoted the wrong winner...ahem.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 08:35 AM
And, I'm home from my cabin!

Time to listen in and enjoy beers on my back porch again!

Misteriosa
04-27-2009, 08:36 AM
but it came in a mass email forwarded from a fellow church member of my M-I-L, it must be true!

:wallbash:

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:37 AM
who's doin the tags? frankenstein?

Freakshow
04-27-2009, 08:38 AM
Hiya buddies. Home for lunch.


I always believed the people who said the dining hall in college served Grade D meat (mostly circus animals, some filler).

wkj
04-27-2009, 08:38 AM
Jerry Mathers died in Vietnam.

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:40 AM
And, I'm home from my cabin!

Time to listen in and enjoy beers on my back porch again!

YESSS!
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper736/stills/e4c5tbdj.jpg

OGC
04-27-2009, 08:40 AM
So if I flash my lights at a car, the driver will turn around , catch up to me and beat me off ?? :clap:

burrben
04-27-2009, 08:40 AM
paul is dead

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:41 AM
dR. jOE k. SAID THAT IF THIS THREAD HITS 12 pAGES, HE'LL jOINE THE p12Np tEAM.

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:41 AM
speaking of tripping: (video NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html

wkj
04-27-2009, 08:41 AM
So if I flash my lights at a car, the driver will turn around , catch up to me and beat me off ?? :clap:

Can't wait for nightfall.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 08:41 AM
So if I flash my lights at a car, the driver will turn around , catch up to me and beat me off ?? :clap:

I think I might just go driving around this afternoon instead!

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:42 AM
So if I flash my lights at a car, the driver will turn around , catch up to me and beat me off ?? :clap:
Well,well.

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:42 AM
mikeyboy died from pop rocks and coke.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:42 AM
I thought Mikeyboy was Mikey from Life cereal

Nah. Back then, the only puerto ricans allowed in show biz were in West Side Story.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 08:43 AM
who's doin the tags? frankenstein?

I'm afraid we can't do full sentences for tags.

RhinoinMN
04-27-2009, 08:43 AM
I just called in the bowl of soup thing. I call the screeners saying Rhino, but Ron puts me up as Ryan now.

burrben
04-27-2009, 08:44 AM
speaking of tripping: (video NSFW)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html

hilarious

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:45 AM
I'm afraid we can't do full sentences for tags.

Not Problem.

http://members.tripod.com/eparson/images/Christmas1999/SNL-Merry%20Christmas.jpg

burrben
04-27-2009, 08:45 AM
I'm afraid we can't do full sentences for tags.

you should be afraid

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:47 AM
Bobby Flay Radio?

Bobby Flay Radio is a limited run series wherein the titular host waxes authoritative on subjects ranging from football, personal style, dating, and oh yeah -- food. While an audio-only cooking show might seems a tad spare, Flay manages to demo a Sandwich of the Week, conduct on-air taste tests (consisting largely of potato chip bags being opened loudly in front of open microphones) and dispense hardcore cooking advice to callers in a manner appealing enough to make one want to ratchet up the caliber of one's lunch plans once the show wraps at noon.

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:47 AM
hilarious

why do they always want to take all their clothes off?

not sure i ever saw pics of timothy leary, owsley or kesey with their clothes off while tripping.

the policemen on the scene were really patient with that dork.

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:49 AM
Bobby Flay Radio?

Bobby Flay Radio is a limited run series wherein the titular host waxes callers hardcore.

FIXED.

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:50 AM
why do they always want to take all their clothes off?

not sure i ever saw pics of timothy leary, owsley or kesey with their clothes off while tripping.

the policemen on the scene were really patient with that dork.

COME ON!!

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:52 AM
why do they always want to take all their clothes off?

not sure i ever saw pics of timothy leary, owsley or kesey with their clothes off while tripping.

the policemen on the scene were really patient with that rube.

COME ON!!

Sorry. I fixed it.

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:54 AM
Sorry. I fixed it.

WELL...... YOUR A POOPY HEADED POOP PANTS.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:54 AM
Craigs List Killah??!!
http://www.fantasyphenoms.com/userfiles/image/crazyeyezkilla8ux.jpg

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 08:55 AM
WELL...... YOUR A POOPY HEADED POOP PANTS.

Sorry, not what you meant?

burrben
04-27-2009, 08:56 AM
i only hitchhike with truckers. its sexier :wub:

ANC
04-27-2009, 08:56 AM
The story in hour school was that a kid had a full sheet in his pants and got caught in the rain and now thinks he is a bowl of soup.

Heard the same one, only I heard he thought he was a glass of orange juice..

But dude it's true, it happened to a friend of my cousin's neighbor.. no fake! :unsure:

Rube
04-27-2009, 08:57 AM
Sorry, not what you meant?Dr. Joe K.!!!!!!

This guy is picking on me.

Hottub
04-27-2009, 08:57 AM
Too many nut jobs out there.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 08:58 AM
Did Ted Bundy kill hitchhiking?

burrben
04-27-2009, 08:58 AM
Too many nut jobs in here.

fixed

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 08:58 AM
Too many nut jobs out there.

Agreed. I prefer natural.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:00 AM
Did Ted Bundy kill hitchhiking?

I think he met girls in the park and such. Perhaps sometimes asking for a ride, but if I recall my Mark Harmon movies correctly, he had his own white vw bug.

Hottub
04-27-2009, 09:00 AM
Agreed. I prefer natural.

In the running my friend.:clap:

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:00 AM
Uncle Tommy says he always picks up Hitchhikers. He's says "If he doesn't pick them up, some nut job will."

Foster
04-27-2009, 09:00 AM
Did Ted Bundy kill hitchhiking?

ted bundy was killed hitchhiking?

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 09:01 AM
Did Ted Bundy kill hitchhiking?

oof.

RhinoinMN
04-27-2009, 09:02 AM
Heard the same one, only I heard he thought he was a glass of orange juice..

But dude it's true, it happened to a friend of my cousin's neighbor.. no fake! :unsure:

Our story was told by some badass who got transfered so there were so many separations no one could know the better.

I told my dad the story and he said "Tell him he is full of shit." I said. "He's twice the size of me dad."

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:02 AM
ted bundy was killed hitchhiking?This guy?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6s6CdLQRCP0/SUXZKln88UI/AAAAAAAAAVA/BxNce9v-gQc/s400/Al_Bundy.jpeg

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 09:03 AM
I think he met girls in the park and such. Perhaps sometimes asking for a ride, but if I recall my Mark Harmon movies correctly, he had his own white vw bug.

crazy how that old NBC (?) movie of the week stays with you.

Harmon was kind of type cast for a time there; he was also the rapist on St. Elsewhere.

jennysmurf
04-27-2009, 09:04 AM
ted bundy was killed hitchhiking?

No, he killed hitchiking. I was at the funeral. So sad.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:04 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6s6CdLQRCP0/SUXZKln88UI/AAAAAAAAAVA/BxNce9v-gQc/s400/Al_Bundy.jpeg

the pride of ohio

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:04 AM
crazy how that old NBC (?) movie of the week stays with you.

Harmon was kind of type cast for a time there; he was also the rapist on St. Elsewhere.

Ya ever try to rape people in a snow globe? It aint easy.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:05 AM
so guy at a grocery store gave me like fifteen pairs of those monsters vs aliens 3D glasses. and then i didnt even see the commercial

OGC
04-27-2009, 09:06 AM
I saw the Mosters vs Aliens movie in 3d. I thought the effect was very good.

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 09:06 AM
the pride of ohio

i thought that was the Cuyahoga River.

IMSlacker
04-27-2009, 09:06 AM
Monsters vs. Aliens has made $175 million. That's not a bust. Or did he mean just the Superbowl commercial?

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 09:07 AM
Ya ever try to rape people in a snow globe? It aint easy.

:lol:

fantastic.

ANC
04-27-2009, 09:07 AM
Our story was told by some badass who got transfered so there were so many separations no one could know the better.

I told my dad the story and he said "Tell him he is full of shit." I said. "He's twice the size of me dad."

:laugh:

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:08 AM
I used to use my horn to say "fuck you" until I just stopped caring.

Foster
04-27-2009, 09:08 AM
Ya ever try to rape people with a snow globe? It aint easy.

thats sick

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:08 AM
i thought that was the Cuyahoga River.


The original Fire Water.

underdog
04-27-2009, 09:09 AM
Has Stryker ever called in with a true story?

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:09 AM
I used to use my horn to say "fuck you" until I just stopped caring.

Thats where they get the term "horny."

True story.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:09 AM
Thats where they get the term "horny."

True story.

Would you go as far as to say that it is "truth.com" ?

ANC
04-27-2009, 09:10 AM
I used to use my horn to say "fuck you" until I just stopped caring.

Only when needed and someone is stopped at a green light I will lay on my horn and hang my head out my window. But I used to be a lot worse... I think the wife calmed me down..

IMSlacker
04-27-2009, 09:11 AM
Has Stryker ever called in with an interesting story?

No.

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:11 AM
All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IAlwPkwwHeI/Sc0sAFHrqtI/AAAAAAAAAMU/W95F_IzRcyU/s400/running+clams.jpg

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:12 AM
never use the horn much.


i give the finger a lot though, mainly to guys

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:13 AM
Thats where they get the term "horny."

True story.

Even Chris The Cop loves facts.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:13 AM
All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.



the amish do that too

Hottub
04-27-2009, 09:13 AM
Dick with ears hangin' out the window.:innocent:

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:15 AM
the amish do that too

I'de make a good AMish. Or even a Quaker. I like the idead of self reliance and old tyme wood working. I like to churn butter too.

http://www.scrollpublishing.com/store/media/Quaker.jpg

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:17 AM
All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.



1 out of 10 father clam shells bear "I'm Proud of My Son's Decision" bumper stickers.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:17 AM
hey, we're over halfway to page 12 :clap::clap:

PD
04-27-2009, 09:17 AM
ESD, don't bet!!!

I can't believe fezzie is doing this again.

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:18 AM
This is the cash Dave could win from betting with Fezzie.

http://www.brandweek.com/bw/photos/stylus/62691-Geico-Kash.jpg

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:18 AM
I used to use my horn to say "fuck you" until I just stopped caring.

My truck has 124K on it and don't think the horn has ever been honked (except during inspection).

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:19 AM
i will see star trek. i dont think ill like it.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:19 AM
I'm a little worried that Spock will be too Sylar-y.

Foster
04-27-2009, 09:20 AM
heres a fun fact, Mikeyboy told us he never saw a complete episode of Star Trek

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:20 AM
hey, we're over halfway to page 12 :clap::clap:This is exciting!!

Can't wait till Chuckwagoncook hears about this one.

He'll be very happy if Dr. Joe K. puls through.

And I'm sure he will. He's a Doctor for goodness sakes. They have to tell the truth. Right?

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:21 AM
inglorious bastards


not really a summer movie but...

Foster
04-27-2009, 09:22 AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:23 AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

:thumbdown:

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:23 AM
inglorious bastards


not really a summer movie but...I saw the old film once where a group of WWII american bastard soldiers were on the plane to Levenworth for being bad and the plane crashed.
All the prisoners couldn't go home (they would go to jail) and they had to fight there way to Switzerland.

Good times

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:24 AM
I zoned out, is the bet to see who breaks first, Ron or Fez; for $5K?! :ohmy:

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:24 AM
that steal of home was fucking amazing, and i hate the red sox. it was so exciting

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:24 AM
http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB2-3138385dt.jpg

PD
04-27-2009, 09:27 AM
that public enemy movie (dillinger) did look good

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:27 AM
I zoned out, is the bet to see who breaks first, Ron or Fez; for $5K?! :ohmy:

I don't even think it goes that far. Ron can see whatever he wants. Fez can't.

disneyspy
04-27-2009, 09:27 AM
buddays :bye:

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:28 AM
I like the Redsox.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Q_dI4BSe_E&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Q_dI4BSe_E&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

ANC
04-27-2009, 09:29 AM
Dick with ears hangin' out the window.:innocent:

Why I oughta!!!!!!

:laugh:

PD
04-27-2009, 09:29 AM
buddays :bye:

miss ya in HUT ds.......

:devil2:

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:29 AM
If this thread get to 12 pages I will join the P12NP team

Check this out DS. You might want to tune out later. Don't want you to get in trouble.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:29 AM
i missed daisy of love but i will watch it.

i love the duel II

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:29 AM
I don't even think it goes that far. Ron can see whatever he wants. Fez can't.

Now that's a one sided bet, no down side for Ron; we all know Fez will lie about his movie going habits and wll get caught.

disneyspy
04-27-2009, 09:30 AM
this thing hits 12 pages no problem

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:30 AM
those rivers' were crazy as shit. it had to be fake.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:31 AM
those rivers' were crazy as shit. it had to be fake.

All TV is real.

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:32 AM
I like the Redsox.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Q_dI4BSe_E&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7Q_dI4BSe_E&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Thanks, got to admit, that's a good looking kid.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:33 AM
email?

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:33 AM
All TV is real.

QFT!

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:34 AM
Thanks, got to admit, that's a good looking kid.

Thank You. My Mom says that to me all the time. She's really nice. Your nice too.

PD
04-27-2009, 09:34 AM
I love Manhattan.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:35 AM
havent they had this conversation about films on the big screen before?

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:35 AM
email?

Surely you jest. Electronic mail; mail sent electronically.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:35 AM
I love Manhattan.

too crowded for me...oh wait nm

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:37 AM
God has always been. Kinda like you and I. We might of had a birth date, but we have always been and always will be. We wouldn't be here if that isn't true.

disneyspy
04-27-2009, 09:37 AM
Thank You. My Mom says that to me all the time. She's really nice. Your nice too.

your moms so nice i gave her a pearl necklace the other night

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:37 AM
too crowded for me...oh wait nm

I think that comment is true, regardless.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:38 AM
QFT!

You watch your potty mouth mister!

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:38 AM
too crowded for me...oh wait nm
They said to saty away from large crowds in order to avoid the Pig Flu.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:38 AM
your moms so nice i gave her a pearl necklace the other night

DS, youre the nicest guy ever.

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:39 AM
You watch your potty mouth mister!

But......it....wasn't.....

wAS iT?:glurps:

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:39 AM
God has always been. Kinda like you and I. We might of had a birth date, but we have always been and always will be. We wouldn't be here if that isn't true.

Too much Star Trek, Spock. :huh:

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:39 AM
1,000 years for us is only 1 year to God.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 09:39 AM
havent they had this conversation about ________ before?

Fixed. And the answer is almost always yes.

beachbum
04-27-2009, 09:40 AM
Dave made a good point?!

RhinoinMN
04-27-2009, 09:40 AM
I love Manhattan.

I had soooo much fun in Manhattan. Can't wait to go back.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:40 AM
Everything that exists now has always existed and always will.

beachbum
04-27-2009, 09:40 AM
1,000 years for us is only 1 year to God.

Did he tell you this?

disneyspy
04-27-2009, 09:41 AM
1,000 years for us is only 1 year to God.

it says 1000 years is like a day,thats why i dont think jesus comes back till 3000 AD

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:41 AM
1,000 years for us is only 1 year to God.

fo shiz?

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:41 AM
your moms so nice i gave her a pearl necklace the other night

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PEARL NECKLACE FROM YOU.

She doesn't even like you. She likes Darwin. That's her boyfriend. He's a boxer. He'll punch you in the head.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 09:41 AM
Just as you can't prove that God exists right now, you can't prove there is no God.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:41 AM
they need to have that asian science guy on rf instead of oa

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:42 AM
it says 1000 years is like a day,thats why i dont think jesus comes back till 3000 AD

hes not coming back. its too hot.

disneyspy
04-27-2009, 09:43 AM
Big Bang Is What I Did To Rubes Mom The Other Night!!

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:43 AM
Everything that exists now has always existed and always will.

That's exactly what I mean. All the somethings that Ron talks about has always been there. It wasn't "made" it just has always been. Very Simple if you just accept it.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:43 AM
Did he tell you this?

actually, it's He.

And yes, He told me on the bus, while He was trying to make His way home, back up to heaven all alone, but then He got a call from the pope in Rome.

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:45 AM
Big Bang Is What I Did To Rubes Mom The Other Night!!

Big Bang is what Darwin's going to do to your face.:furious:

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:46 AM
Did he tell you this?

Uninvited -- What God Said

Too lazy for video.

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:46 AM
In my opinion, God and religion was created to help control the masses.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:46 AM
Big Bang Is What I Did To Rubes Mom The Other Night!!

its also on cbs tonight at 8. kaley cuoco is HOT!

http://www.kaleycuoco.com.ar/pictures/kaley-cuoco2.jpg

disneyspy
04-27-2009, 09:46 AM
thats rediculous cuz they think theres 3 univereses now

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:47 AM
What if God invented God. That's how God began.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 09:47 AM
In my opinion, the idea ofGod and religion was created to help control the masses.

Fixed.

Again, just as the religious can't prove that a god exists, you can't prove it doesn't.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 09:47 AM
Big Bang is what Darwin's going to do to your face.:furious:

FACE

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:48 AM
i gotta go get high for this conversation

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 09:49 AM
i gotta go get high for this conversation

I gotta go get my basket of venomous snakes.

beachbum
04-27-2009, 09:49 AM
I feel high just listening to it.

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:50 AM
Fixed.

Again, just as the religious can't prove that a god exists, you can't prove it doesn't.

You missed a space, note: opinion, I'm not making any supportable claims.

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:50 AM
FACE

Thank You!

http://images-0.redbubble.net/img/art/size:large/view:main/1807296-2-little-curtsie.jpg

epo
04-27-2009, 09:50 AM
Man may have created the "existence" of a God or Gods, but man cannot prove that said God(s) may or may not exist.

Very troublesome.

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:51 AM
I feel high just listening to it.
It's Beach Bum!!!

Hey Buddy.

How's things going in the trucking world?

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:51 AM
Is that Rube on the phone?

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 09:52 AM
You missed a space, note: opinion, I'm not making any supportable claims.

But you have to admit it's an opinion based upon nothing right?

disneyspy
04-27-2009, 09:54 AM
whats lappy 5000?

underdog
04-27-2009, 09:54 AM
But you have to admit it's an opinion based upon nothing right?

Every opinion based around god(s) and religion are opinions based on nothing.

burrben
04-27-2009, 09:55 AM
whats lappy 5000?

sounds like a sex robot

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:55 AM
Man may have created the "existence" of a God or Gods, but man cannot prove that said God(s) may or may not exist.

Very troublesome.

Yes troublesome, but think there is mounting scientific evidence suggesting not. It's all faith and that faith helps us live a better life. The term "Putting the fear of God" into someone is intended to change behavior.

SHWA25GUNNER
04-27-2009, 09:56 AM
the idea of a doppelganger freaks me out.

but then i think that if Rube and Chuckwagoncook were to appear side by side, they would look exactly alike.

Rube
04-27-2009, 09:56 AM
Is that Rube on the phone?

No.:sad: My Mom only lets me call her and Uncle Tommy.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 09:57 AM
Every opinion based around god(s) and religion are opinions based on nothing.

Yes, but in a way that's what I'm headed to. If you have the opinion that no god exists, then you're doing the same thing as the religious who believe that God definitely exists. Usually however, the former individual usually has an aura of superiority to the latter.

wkj
04-27-2009, 09:57 AM
But you have to admit it's an opinion based upon nothing right?

See my last post, we'll get this tread to 12 pages yet.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-27-2009, 09:57 AM
Every opinion based around god(s) and religion are opinions based on nothing.

Quite the truth, whereas science seems more "positive" or "religious" than faith based religion. Scientists say there was is and always will be something, whereas religion says that out of nothing, god made. . . (almost like what they call god was independent of the situation.)

underdog
04-27-2009, 09:58 AM
Yes, but in a way that's what I'm headed to. If you have the opinion that no god exists, then you're doing the same thing as the religious who believe that God definitely exists. Usually however, the former individual usually has an aura of superiority to the latter.

I absolutely agree with you. To me, the idea of a god seems less likely and slightly ridiculous, so I lean towards the atheism side a bit more than the god side, but I'm definitely not a full atheist.

wkj
04-27-2009, 10:00 AM
But you have to admit it's an opinion based upon nothing right?

Please, opinion is based on evaluation of the known facts. Doctors and lawyers provide opinions all the time.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 10:00 AM
I absolutely agree with you. To me, the idea of a god seems less likely and slightly ridiculous, so I lean towards the atheism side a bit more than the god side, but I'm definitely not a full atheist.

Is it the idea of a god you find ridiculous or the idea of god as our religions have?

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-27-2009, 10:01 AM
Damn it, the new format is bad for good topics like this.

underdog
04-27-2009, 10:02 AM
Is it the idea of a god you find ridiculous or the idea of god as oru religions have?

Both, really. The idea of some being created all this just doesn't seem feasible. But that could just be my human brain not being able to understand it, but the thought of an ever collapsing and expanding universe somehow makes sense to me.

ChrisTheCop
04-27-2009, 10:02 AM
I'm better at Jeopardy than anyone I know.

But I'm definitely not the smartest person I've ever played Jeopardy against.

wkj
04-27-2009, 10:03 AM
Yes, but in a way that's what I'm headed to. If you have the opinion that no god exists, then you're doing the same thing as the religious who believe that God definitely exists. Usually however, the former individual usually has an aura of superiority to the latter.

If you are refering to me, my position is live and let live. I think the concept of a supreme being is a great one.

epo
04-27-2009, 10:03 AM
Yes troublesome, but think there is mounting scientific evidence suggesting not. It's all faith and that faith helps us live a better life. The term "Putting the fear of God" into someone is intended to change behavior.

Certainly the use of God as a symbol can be used against society, but that seems to be one of our great challenges.

We must adopt culture to a point in which those who believe and those who don't come to some consensus on how to develop our planet together for the benefit of all.

realmenhatelife
04-27-2009, 10:03 AM
Being good at Jeopardy doesn't make you smart but smart people who have intellectual curiosity and the ability to retain information make good Jeopardy contestants.

Rube
04-27-2009, 10:03 AM
the idea of a doppelganger freaks me out.

but then i think that if Rube and Chuckwagoncook were to appear side by side, they would look exactly alike.

We do look a little bit alike. But we're just best friends.

Here's Chuckwagoncook.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/005-4.jpg

Here's me.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/118.jpg

You be the judge.

EliSnow
04-27-2009, 10:04 AM
Please, opinion is based on evaluation of the known facts. Doctors and lawyers provide opinions all the time.

They do, but they're also smart enough to know when they don't know enough facts to provide any opinion. I can't give you an opinion on tax law because I don't know enough.

Similarly, no human knows enough to say that a god can't exist. Even Einstein has essentially said that.

beachbum
04-27-2009, 10:04 AM
It's Beach Bum!!!

Hey Buddy.

How's things going in the trucking world?

obviously slow or I'd be listening on the road.I need you guy's to all buy a new car.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-27-2009, 10:04 AM
LOL at fez trying to argue about advanced technology and computing. The same guy witht dial-up and a crt.

ANC
04-27-2009, 10:06 AM
My wife's cousins from Manchester love that Ricky Hatton...

wkj
04-27-2009, 10:06 AM
Certainly the use of God as a symbol can be used against society, but that seems to be one of our great challenges.

We must adopt culture to a point in which those who believe and those who don't come to some consensus on how to develop our planet together for the benefit of all.

Yep. :surrender:

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 10:06 AM
Until computers can make irrational decisions based solely off of emotion, we still got them beat.

beachbum
04-27-2009, 10:06 AM
I couldn't care less about this fight.

Rube
04-27-2009, 10:06 AM
obviously slow or I'd be listening on the road.I need you guy's to all buy a new car.

That's to bad. But it's god to have a break once and a while.

I'm planning on buying a new car someday. My Mom say's she'll co-sign for a loan when I turn 30.

epo
04-27-2009, 10:07 AM
Ricky Hatton is the most popular shitty fighter in our lifetime.

Rube
04-27-2009, 10:07 AM
Until computers can make irrational decisions based solely off of emotion, we still got them beat.

YEAH!!!! Those logical machines stink!

Humans rule the world!

beachbum
04-27-2009, 10:08 AM
Ricky Hatton is the most popular shitty fighter in our lifetime.

We only have shitty fighters now.

ToiletCrusher
04-27-2009, 10:09 AM
I couldn't care less about this fight.

If you were paid to read about it, you'd be a little interested.