From my Mom's basement.

[Rube]

Greeetings My Computer Companions!

This is a chance for all to ask the burning questions that have eluded you.

I'll be here most of the time to answer these quandaries.



P.S. Don't tell my Mom that I'm doing this.

P.S.S. I'll give you the straight dope.

[drjoek]

Hi Rube,
Heres my questions
What time do you go to bed at night and what time do you get up?

Your Pal

doc




ps Sorry about the P12 today but I was very busy I had a nice picture to post too!

[Rube]

Hi Rube,
Heres my questions
What time do you go to bed at night and what time do you get up?

Your Pal

doc




ps Sorry about the P12 today but I was very busy I had a nice picture to post too!

Well.......I go to bed around 9 or 10 pm. My Mom says it's good for me to get my rest. But she'll keep me up way past 11:30pm sometimes with her eating habits.

She's always asking for more sausage. She must eat it all, because there is never any left in the fridge in the morning.


And it's OK about the P12NP thing Dr. Joe K., I like you here anyways. After all.......

Your the bestest ever!

[Rube]

And oh yeah... I get up around seven.......

[Drunky McBetidont]

And oh yeah... I get up around seven.......

get outta bed around 9?

[Rube]

get outta bed around 9?

THATS ABOUT RIGHT.


You got a question?

[Hottub]

get outta bed around 9?

:clap::clap:

[Drunky McBetidont]

THATS ABOUT RIGHT.


You got a question?

have you ever had to show your "uncle tommy" your private area? just to make sure it wasn't broken or deformed? not trying to suggest any molestation, but it is sometimes a good idea to show an adult relative your business, just to be sure :)

[Rube]

have you ever had to show your "uncle tommy" your private area? just to make sure it wasn't broken or deformed? not trying to suggest any molestation, but it is sometimes a good idea to show an adult relative your business, just to be sure :)
Well........These aren't the questions I thought I'd be answering. But......ummm...well......yeah I guess that maybe......Uncle Tommy has maybe...ummm

Do you have another question?

[WampusCrandle]

Dear Rube,

When you play D&D with your friend, do you ever run out of Cheeto's, Yoo-Hoo, and Mountain Dew?

[Hottub]

Dear Rube,
Totally serious question.
Ever jack to Lenny's chick?
You wouldn't be the first...

[Drunky McBetidont]

Well........These aren't the questions I thought I'd be answering. But......ummm...well......yeah I guess that maybe......Uncle Tommy has maybe...ummm

Do you have another question?

when i go to the movies, is it better to get popcorn and soda or nachos and cheese dip?

[Crispy123]

Is this a board character?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Dear Rube,
Totally serious question.
Ever jack to Lenny's chick?
You wouldn't be the first...

i hope rube has the common decency to refrain from aswering such a disgusting question.


rude and rude:furious:

[Rube]

when i go to the movies, is it better to get popcorn and soda or nachos and cheese dip?
If your alone, by yourself....get the nachos and cheese dip (throw in a hot dog too)

But if your with a Lady Friend.....Get the popcorn and soda. You can always hit the McDonalds drive through on the way home.

P.S. Get the popcorn and soda to go along with the nachos and cheese dip.

P.S.S. Some smuggled candy from the dollar store doesn't hurt either.

[Drunky McBetidont]

If your alone, by yourself....get the nachos and cheese dip (throw in a hot dog too)

But if your with a Lady Friend.....Get the popcorn and soda. You can always hit the McDonalds drive through on the way home.

P.S. Get the popcorn and soda to go along with the nachos and cheese dip.

P.S.S. Some smuggled candy from the dollar store doesn't hurt either.

great advice.

should i always take and isle seat in case i have to use the restroom? do i leave a "safe" seat between me and the hypothetical lady friend?
at the drive thru, mc double or mc chicken:

[Rube]

Dear Rube,

When you play D&D with your friend, do you ever run out of Cheeto's, Yoo-Hoo, and Mountain Dew?

Myself and Rye-Rye go play on Tuesday nights.

We make sure we are stalked up on munchies and all the stuff we need.

P.S. We even got some Blueberry Kush.

[Hottub]

i hope rube has the common decency to refrain from aswering such a disgusting question.


rude and rude:furious:

^^^^

Guilty!

[Rube]

Dear Rube,
Totally serious question.
Ever jack to Lenny's chick?
You wouldn't be the first...
Sometimes I like to touch myself in certain areas that some may find androgynous. It doesn't mean I have certain feelings for Mrs. Ledoux or not.

P.S. When I get to the "good feeling", I stop. My Mom says it's not right to do that.

[Rube]

Is this a board character?
Nope. I am what I am.

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/popeye.jpg

[Rube]

^^^^

Guilty!
But Hottub...This thread is dedicated to you.

[Hottub]

Sometimes I like to touch myself in certain areas that some may find androgynous. It doesn't mean I have certain feelings for Mrs. Ledoux or not.

P.S. When I get to the "good feeling", I stop. My Mom says it's not right to do that.

Then you truly are a good boy.
Carry on.

[WampusCrandle]

P.S. We even got some Blueberry Kush.

good sir, i bow to you!

[mikeyboy]

She's always asking for more sausage.

I'll bet she is!

[Drunky McBetidont]

Myself and Rye-Rye go play on Tuesday nights.

We make sure we are stalked up on munchies and all the stuff we need.

P.S. We even got some Blueberry Kush.

if i were forced to a choice... blueberry kush or northern lights? thx

[Rube]

great advice.

should i always take and isle seat in case i have to use the restroom? do i leave a "safe" seat between me and the hypothetical lady friend?
at the drive thru, mc double or mc chicken:Always take the seat to the right of the lady. But.......always lift the arm of the chair to your right and place your jacket there. This way you got the lean and the placement for the popcorn bucket.

P.S. Never let the lady control the movie snack stash. She thinks she's fat enough. Your helping her out. As well as helping yourself.

[Rube]

if i were forced to a choice... blueberry kush or northern lights? thx

Having tried both...in moderation of course..I'de go for the Kush. It tastes like blueberry pie. WTF!! Who doesn't love Blueberry Pie?

P.S. Don't tell my MOm I said WTF.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Always take the seat to the right of the lady. But.......always lift the arm of the chair to your right and place your jacket there. This way you got the lean and the placement for the popcorn bucket.

P.S. Never let the lady control the movie snack stash. She thinks she's fat enough. Your helping her out. As well as helping yourself.
brilliant!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gNgHOYb9WV8/RfoGVQNkUHI/AAAAAAAAAB4/uKwDe0aIBMM/s400/guinness+-+Brilliant.JPG

[RhinoinMN]

did uncle tommy ever spill paint on you.

[Crispy123]

Having tried both...in moderation of course..I'de go for the Kush. It tastes like blueberry pie. WTF!! Who doesn't love Blueberry Pie?

P.S. Don't tell my MOm I said WTF.

This is the perfect answer.
:clap::clap::clap:

[Annie Waits]

Dear Rube,

when are you going to move into your own place?

[Death Metal Moe]

Dear Mr. Rube,

Why did you start a new thread just when I thought we were rid of you?

Yours in Christ,

Death Metal Moe

[Rube]

Dear Rube,

when are you going to move into your own place?
My Mom says that she wouldn't mind keeping her baby boy at home forever. Plus....She says that when she dies, I get to take over the payments on the house and then it'll be mine.

I see no reason to move out of a perfectly good house.

P.S. If I had beautiful girlfriend like you.....I might be different. I'd move in with you. We could make tents in the living room with the couch cusions and no one could tell us to take then down.

P.S.S. Would could stay up till midnight and eat candy...A lot!

[drjoek]

Dear Rube,
It is SOOO hot here. Got any suggestions for beating the heat?

Your pal
Doc

[Rube]

Dear Mr. Rube,

Why did you start a new thread just when I thought we were rid of you?

Yours in Christ,

Death Metal Moe
Dear Moe,

To be honest with you D.M.M......I started this thread as just a joke thing. No, it's true.

But it seems to have taken off. Zoooom! Like a bunny.

I appreciate your concern for me not having posted in a while. It means a lot to me to hear kind words like that.

P.S. Your a girl....right? Just wondering. It seems unusual that a lady would choose such a board name.

P.S.S. I'm a Catholic. My Mom goes to Church with me every Christmas Eve. Uncle Tommy doesn't go to church.

[Rube]

Dear Rube,
It is SOOO hot here. Got any suggestions for beating the heat?

Your pal
DocDearestest Dr. Joe K.,

The heat can be a fickle thing when your a big guy. Lord knows I need to drop a few El-Bee's.

But there is one thing I have done in the past when I would go down to Florida to visit Uncle Tommy. He lives at the Sunny Point Trailer Park and his A.C. is only in his bedroom. He says that I can sleep in there with him (after all we are family, he says) but I don't like how he smells like cigarettes and beer. So I slep in the back room were the computer is.

When it gets hot and I can't sleep that well I take a big towel and get it wet with cold water then ring it out real good. I take off all my cloths and lay on the bed with the towel over me and fan blowing.

I'm sure you can't just strip down naked where you are right now but you could wet down a towel and throw it on your tummy. That will help the heat a lot!

P.S. One thing you shouldn't do is fan yourself. The energy expended in the fanning process builds up more body heat then your getting rid of.

P.S.S. Just sit or lay real still. With your wet towel of course.

[Death Metal Moe]

Dear Moe,

To be honest with you D.M.M......I started this thread as just a joke thing. No, it's true.

But it seems to have taken off. Zoooom! Like a bunny.

I appreciate your concern for me not having posted in a while. It means a lot to me to hear kind words like that.

P.S. Your a girl....right? Just wondering. It seems unusual that a lady would choose such a board name.

P.S.S. I'm a Catholic. My Mom goes to Church with me every Christmas Eve. Uncle Tommy doesn't go to church.

Oh calm down Rube, I was just fucking with you. I like a good board character. Let me ask you a real question.

How many women will you have to kill in order to make your "Woman Suit" so you can tuck and dance around in it?

[boosterp]

Rube,

From your av I deduce you have an ol 486 computer maybe running Win 95, a dot matrix printer (after enlarging the pic a bit) and the CRT looks like a huge 15". So my question is: when are you going to surpass Fez and buy something a bit more modern? I am surprised you can post here and even more surprised that you could post an av.

[Rube]

Rube,

From your av I deduce you have an ol 486 computer maybe running Win 95, a dot matrix printer (after enlarging the pic a bit) and the CRT looks like a huge 15". So my question is: when are you going to surpass Fez and buy something a bit more modern? I am surprised you can post here and even more surprised that you could post an av.

Dear Mr. Booster P.,

Yes indeed I have an old 486 computer that formerly ran win95 until the 1gb harddrive died (a sector...or part of the harddrive). So, I was pretty sure that it could only recognize 1gb harddrives but wanted to install a ~6gb harddrive that I have already formatted. I wanted to install win98 on the hd instead of win95 which Uncle Tommy had on it. So, I decided I needed to partition it and to start with it, I partitioned it on another computer into 2 drives (a 1gb hd and a ~5gb hd) as a slave. Then, since the cd drive didn't work due to not having a driver on the 486. I took the setup files from the win98 disk and put it on the harddrive (while connected as a slave on another computer), then accessed these files and ran them through dos on the old 486.

So now it works pretty well and I can even get some pictures on line.

My Mom doesn't know I look at some of those things. Don't tell my Mom please.

P.S. Thank You for your time in the Service.

[drjoek]

Dear Rube,
Mothers Day is right around the corner. Got any idears you'd be willing to share?

Your bestest Pal
doc

[disneyspy]

Dear Rube,
Mothers Day is right around the corner. Got any idears you'd be willing to share?

Your bestest Pal
doc

no need to give her a pearl necklace,i've got that one covered

[Drunky McBetidont]

i like candy too.

sometimes i eat it till after midnight and no one knows.

what is the bestest candybar that i can buy from a gas station?

[boosterp]

Dear Mr. Booster P.,

Yes indeed I have an old 486 computer that formerly ran win95 until the 1gb harddrive died (a sector...or part of the harddrive). So, I was pretty sure that it could only recognize 1gb harddrives but wanted to install a ~6gb harddrive that I have already formatted. I wanted to install win98 on the hd instead of win95 which Uncle Tommy had on it. So, I decided I needed to partition it and to start with it, I partitioned it on another computer into 2 drives (a 1gb hd and a ~5gb hd) as a slave. Then, since the cd drive didn't work due to not having a driver on the 486. I took the setup files from the win98 disk and put it on the harddrive (while connected as a slave on another computer), then accessed these files and ran them through dos on the old 486.

So now it works pretty well and I can even get some pictures on line.

My Mom doesn't know I look at some of those things. Don't tell my Mom please.

P.S. Thank You for your time in the Service.

When did you get the CD-ROM drive? In the pic you have two 51/4 floppy drives. Man, you are moving up in the world.

[Gvac]

Hi Rube!

I just wanted to tell you that I'm a big fan and I think you're adorable!

If I ever met you I would tussle your hair and buy you ice cream!

[Drunky McBetidont]

when he turns 18 i am taking him on a weekend getaway to a beautiful resort. i already bought the tickets. a amncation!!! the room even has a jacuzzi.

[Rube]

Dear Rube,
Mothers Day is right around the corner. Got any idears you'd be willing to share?

Your bestest Pal
doc
Dear Dr. Joe K.,

I always get my Mom something for Mothers Day. I like to think of myself as an "original gift giver" An O.G.G.

Last year I bought a fountain for her front lawn from Super Walmart. It had a bubbler hose attachment and everything. Uncle Tommy said he would help install it. But he never made it up to Vermont that summer. So I put it together myself. It turned out O.K. and everything, but it kind of messed up the hose part and it leaked from the bottom and the lawn around it got really wet and then the neighbors dog would always pee by it.

But my Mom loved it. And that is the important part.

This year......Uncle Tommy is going to pitch in with me to help buy her a present. It's really expensive. $149.00!!!!!! It's from Super Walmart. It's this......Don't tell her though....

A LAWN MOWER!!!!!!!!!!

I know she will just love it.:wub:

P.S. Maybe you could get your Mom one too Dr. Joe K.

[Rube]

no need to give her a pearl necklace,i've got that one covered

I hate you!!!!!! Cheese Feet!!!!!!

[Rube]

When did you get the CD-ROM drive? In the pic you have two 51/4 floppy drives. Man, you are moving up in the world.I got a job working at a book store. Mr and Mrs Jenkins let me run the cash register now. So I get payed a little more for that responsibility.

I redid my computer last year around Thanksgiving time. It works pretty snazzy now. My best friend (well kinda...we work together) Anyways....he's real smart and helped me.

I can even play W.O.W. on it now.

P.S. Is that really you in your avatar? It's kind of scary.

[Gvac]

I redid my computer last year around Thanksgiving time.

Too bad you weren't in Florida.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

[Rube]

i like candy too.

sometimes i eat it till after midnight and no one knows.

what is the bestest candybar that i can buy from a gas station?That's called "Secret Eating" Mr. Bet I Don't. You should only eat at the table. But sometimes I sneak some chips and soda into my room. I keep it my Sorry Game box.

I think the best candy bar for weight to cost ratio(including the flavor as well, of course) would be the king size Butterfinger. As much has I love me some Peanut Butter Cups they go to quick and are to small for the price.

Butterfingers. Defiantly.

P.S. Butterfingers.

[Rube]

Hi Rube!

I just wanted to tell you that I'm a big fan and I think you're adorable!

If I ever met you I would tussle your hair and buy you ice cream!WOW!!!!

A real life Gvac post in my thread. This is the bestest ever.

Did you see this Dr. Joe K.? It's Gvac.:wub:

I love you too Gvac. I've always looked up to you like a big brother. Can I tell people here that we are brothers? That would be the coolestest ever!!!

Then maybe.....later...we could go out and you could help me get a girlfriend. Cause I've been thinking about that for a while now. And I hear that you are pretty good with the ladies.

P.S. I love you.

[Rube]

Too bad you weren't in Florida.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg
Chuckwagoncook says that maybe next year I can go with him to the Turkey Trot. He's going to let me drive his car too.

[Mullenax]

I think the best candy bar for weight to cost ratio(including the flavor as well, of course) would be the king size Butterfinger...
Butterfingers. Defiantly.


I dig your untamed attitude. You just live a little double life in that basement, don't you you opinionated rebel?

It's ok to keep some secrets from your Mom. It's different from lying.

[weekapaugjz]

hi rube,

how much sausage can your mom fit into her mouth at one time?

also, you should listen to your uncle tommy. he seems like a smart guy.

your pal,
jz

p.s. i think you are strapping young man, you should not have any problems picking up a chick. just have some confidence.

[epo]

Rube-

Last weekend I got kinda drunk with your mom and sort of did some "things" with her. Does this make me your dad now?

epo

[Rube]

I dig your untamed attitude. You just live a little double life in that basement, don't you you opinionated rebel?

It's ok to keep some secrets from your Mom. It's different from lying.Hello Mrs. Mullenax,

Thank you for the nice things you say. A lot of people pick on me and make me sad. But you make me happy. Your really pretty in your sig pic. I like your hair. It looks nice.`

P.S. I do like in my Mom's Basement. It smells a little damp down here. But it's O.K. I have a Sheryl Teague Poster that Uncle Tommy gave me.

http://www.backtothepast.biz/pictures/MVC-588F.jpg

It's signed and everything. See!!!


P.S. Do you have a boyfriend?

[Rube]

hi rube,

how much sausage can your mom fit into her mouth at one time?

also, you should listen to your uncle tommy. he seems like a smart guy.

your pal,
jz

p.s. i think you are strapping young man, you should not have any problems picking up a chick. just have some confidence.Dear Mr. Week a paug JZ.,

HEHE! My Mom sure can put down some sausgaes now. She Loves to eat them. As a matter of fact, her new boyfriend Danny (he's a fireman) and her were in her room the other night and I guess they were eating it. Because she kept yelling "Give me more of that sausage!!" I bet it was a spicy sausage too. Because she then said "Turn that hose on, and spray it all over my face.", "I need it bad!!"

That'll teach here for eating to much spicy sausage. hehehe

I'm not sure if what Uncle Tommy tells me to do is the right thing though. He is older and he is my Uncle but....sometimes...he...um...you know...makes me DO things. I don't like those things. They can hurt if he's been drinking to much.

P.S. Thank you for calling me strapping. My Mom says I'm really strong. Uncle Tommy always calls me the "B" word. He's mean.

[Rube]

Rube-

Last weekend I got kinda drunk with your mom and sort of did some "things" with her. Does this make me your dad now?

epoDear Mr. EPO,

Does things mean like go to the movies or take a walk?

I don't think I can call you Dad for that. My Dad died when I was young. He died from Malaria while he was working to help the impoverished children of Brazil. He use to hunt Elephants too. One time.....my Dad even flew a plane across the ocean to Africa.

P.S. He left me his diary. There was nothing in it he wrote. But my MOM says it was his. He must of taken really good care of it because it looks almost new. It's really nice.

[extracheese]

Lets put that aspergery youthful dateless isolation time to good work:

Im buying a $1500 dollar computer. Ive always used Free anti-virus software (AVG 8.5, Avast 4.8..etc.). Should i go with one of these or spend the money for something like BitDefender or Kaspersky.

Thanks

[Drunky McBetidont]

Hello Mrs. Mullenax,

Thank you for the nice things you say. A lot of people pick on me and make me sad. But you make me happy. Your really pretty in your sig pic. I like your hair. It looks nice.`

P.S. I do like in my Mom's Basement. It smells a little damp down here. But it's O.K. I have a Sheryl Teague Poster that Uncle Tommy gave me.

http://www.backtothepast.biz/pictures/MVC-588F.jpg

It's signed and everything. See!!!


P.S. Do you have a boyfriend?

isn't that brooke shields?:wacko:

[Rube]

isn't that brooke shields?:wacko:

Good question Mr Bet I Dont,

I'm not really sure who it really is. Uncle Tommy Told me that it was Sheryle Teague.

I've never really taken a really close look at it. Kinda icky and all.

P.S. I also have a David Hasselhoff poster.......

http://photos22.flickr.com/34494369_f39b7fee9f.jpg

I wanna look like him someday.

[Rube]

Lets put that aspergery youthful dateless isolation time to good work:

Im buying a $1500 dollar computer. Ive always used Free anti-virus software (AVG 8.5, Avast 4.8..etc.). Should i go with one of these or spend the money for something like BitDefender or Kaspersky.

ThanksDear Mr. Extra Cheese,

Are you going to play World of Warcraft or Dungeons and Dragons more often on your computer?

P.S. I like extra cheese too.

[extracheese]

Ill play Half Life 2, Team Fortress Classic, and TFC2, Counter Strike, and any other FPS that i can NOW PLAY WITH MY NEW PC!!

I also need a monitor and have it narrowed down to Samsung 2333SW or Samsung 2343BWX

Any advice on Monitors and Security Software?

THanks