Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 04/29/2009

[EliSnow]

Buddays!!!!!

http://www.abril.com.br/imagem/bianca_rinaldi_1g.jpg

Rash on your junk? Ask Dr. Steve (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
Central Jersey Bar Night! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79367)
Need an Answer to all your Questions Ask Gvac (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79956)
Rotten Teeth? Bleeding gums? Want to borrow the beachhouse? Ask drjoek. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76217)
Start a thread about something you heard on the show today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

[ralphbxny]

Buddays!!!!!

http://www.abril.com.br/imagem/bianca_rinaldi_1g.jpg

Rash on your junk? Ask Dr. Steve (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
Central Jersey Bar Night! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79367)
Need an Answer to all your Questions Ask Gvac (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79956)
Rotten Teeth? Bleeding gums? Want to borrow the beachhouse? Ask drjoek. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76217)
Start a thread about something you heard on the show today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)




Eli, You made my morning with this pic!:wub:

Morning Buddays!

[Hottub]

Hey Buddays!:bye:

Thanks Eli. You just gave me a chubby at work

http://www.alfredoonline.blogger.com.br/bianca-rinaldi.jpg
.

[drjoek]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00066.jpg

This is in the latest issue of MAD Magazine!

[PD]

Eli, You made my morning with this pic!:wub:

Morning Buddays!

agreed.
makes me happy I actually looked at 1st page today

[Hottub]

"It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock & Roll)" - AC/DC

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[EliSnow]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00066.jpg

This is in the latest issue of MAD Magazine!

That's a parody of the original "Obey Andre" posters:

http://www.graffiti.org/faq/kataras/kataras_fig3Fairey.jpg

[drjoek]

That's a parody of the original "Obey Andre" posters:

http://www.graffiti.org/faq/kataras/kataras_fig3Fairey.jpg



Yep

[PD]

not R*F
but i love that O&A are finishing up with Cartman singing "come sail away"

[ANC]

Hiya Buddies.... Happy Birf PD!

:bye:

Nice pics!!! :clap:

[ralphbxny]

not R*F
but i love that O&A are finishing up with Cartman singing "come sail away"

I was talking to the boys and it was a B-day gift bro!!

And it was brilliant!

[ANC]

Quick question, I have a little family party at a restaurant that is BYOB. I have to pick up the wine and beer. There will be about 20 people at this thing, it's a communion party.... how much do you think should I buy? 6, 1.75ml bottles of red/white wine, 3 cases beer? I think that should cover it.

[Hottub]

Quick question, I have a little family party at a restaurant that is BYOB. I have to pick up the wine and beer. There will be about 20 people at this thing, it's a communion party.... how much do you think should I buy? 6, 1.75ml bottles of red/white wine, 3 cases beer? I think that should cover it.

Sounds about right.

(Unless I show up):drunk:

[drjoek]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/9366/rosario_dawson-5709.jpg

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

[ANC]

Sounds about right.

(Unless I show up):drunk:

:thumbup:

[Servo]

ahhh, buddies. how we doin?

[ANC]

ahhh, buddies. how we doin?

:bye:

How goes it, pops?

[ANC]

http://www.abril.com.br/imagem/bianca_rinaldi_1g.jpg



ELIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

IT'S BIANCA RINALDI DAY!!!!!!!!

[drjoek]

Todays song isThe Mekons - Abernant 1984/85

[Dell]

hello buddays... feels like a fezzie redemption day... he cannot let the rat tag linger...

[ANC]

hello buddays... feels like a fezzie redemption day... he cannot let the rat tag linger...

How 'bout a rat tail?

http://mulletjunky.com/webimages/gangstarat.jpg

[ralphbxny]

Fastest Beannie cup ever!!

[Edwin]

Never got into the American Idol. I used to like the people who sucked, but it gets old real quick.

[Misteriosa]

rock of ages is the show

edit: i cant call in

[JimmieHats]

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

If the song really was Rat Pack I would start watching American Idol for Sick of it All week.

[ANC]

That jerkoff, did a shit version of the Muse's cover of Feelin' Good. :nono:

[Servo]

:bye:

How goes it, pops?

Going good. It's sponge bath time here.

For me, I mean.

[Misteriosa]

i think that girl is mexican

[ANC]

:bye:

:bye:

http://whitetrash.net/southpark/images/609.gif

[Servo]

That jerkoff, did a shit version of the Muse's cover of Feelin' Good. :nono:

Which isn't even a "rat pack" song. I don't think any of those guys ever did that song.

[ANC]

Going good. It's sponge bath time here.

For me, I mean.

:lol:

[Dave's Cackle]

Sorry guys - Bully Beatdown on MTV is also scripted...

[Edwin]

What's next? Tool Academy is fixed?

[ralphbxny]

Never got into the American Idol. I used to like the people who sucked, but it gets old real quick.

Agreed bro. Never got passed two weeks into season 1.

[ANC]

Which isn't even a "rat pack" song. I don't think any of those guys ever did that song.

exactly... it's so stupid, it's rat pack night so let's have Jamie Fox appear and have nothing to do with the rat pack..

The should've had Frank Sinatra Jr. host it if anything.

[Hottub]

Maiden guy over here!!:smoke:

[Hottub]

If Iron Chef is fake, I'll do myself in.

[Friday]

i think ron may have the swine flu :(

[ANC]

Maiden guy over here!!:smoke:
Awwwww you're so pure and delicate...

[Hottub]

Awwwww you're so pure and delicate...

Don't forget virginal.

[Edwin]

exactly... it's so stupid, it's rat pack night so let's have Jamie Fox appear and have nothing to do with the rat pack..

The should've had Frank Sinatra Jr. host it if anything.

Dean was always my favorite. One of my all-time faves actually. They roll his corpse out there and I'm watching.

[ToiletCrusher]

If Iron Chef is fake, I'll do myself in.

In the butt??

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[ANC]

Don't forget virginal.
:wub:


Dean was always my favorite. One of my all-time faves actually. They roll his corpse out there and I'm watching.

:lol: :thumbup:


BTW - Excellent CD

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41R7Q4MFK0L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[Dave's Cackle]

Do the two Bros from Bros Before Hos cuddle on the couch to watch American Idol together? Wow, way to reach the target demo Dave. Stellar producing!

[Servo]

Simon's an exec producer of the show... even if he stops appearing as a judge, he'll be raking in millions.

[PD]

not R*F
but i love that O&A are finishing up with Cartman singing "come sail away"

[ralphbxny]

If Iron Chef is fake, I'll do myself in.

Agreed, but I think of it as more of a game show.

[EliSnow]

If Iron Chef is fake, I'll do myself in.

The outcomes aren't scripted, but some things aren't what they appear to be. The "Chairman" is not related to the guy behind the original Iron Chef.

The chefs know ahead of time what the secret ingredient may be (they're given a list of three or so items), and they plan accordingly. The meals actually served to the judges aren't the same meals that must be prepared within an hour.

[Dell]

Please don't tell me Deadliest Catch is scripted... I almost cried last night

[ANC]

not R*F
but i love that O&A are finishing up with Cartman singing "come sail away"

I love how you're visiting us from the past on your birthday.... :wacko:


:wink:

[Dell]

Simon's an exec producer of the show... even if he stops appearing as a judge, he'll be raking in millions.

I believe that is a different Simon (different last names anyway)

[ANC]

Cash Cab is slightly scripted.... as far as selection of people they pick up and stuff.

[PD]

I love how you're visiting us from the past on your birthday.... :wacko:


:wink:

its appropriate!

[drjoek]

I believe that is a different Simon (different last names anyway)

Simon Fuller I think

[Edwin]

Simon's an exec producer of the show... even if he stops appearing as a judge, he'll be raking in millions.

But isn't Simon the big draw on the show? Not sure another heel could fill the void as well.

[drjoek]

But isn't Simon the big draw on the show? Not sure another heel could fill the void as well.

Absolutely
No one would watch the show with out him I think.

[KatPw]

A volume-based discount on therapy. Nice!

[ralphbxny]

That Therapist would quit trying to deal with the Buddays!!

[Edwin]

My XM is judging me now, too. The display in my car says "problem drinking."

Mind your own business, car!

[ANC]

My XM is judging me now, too. The display in my car says "problem drinking."

Mind your own business, car!

:lol::drunk:

POTD!!! :clap:

[MisterSmith]

Damn it! Do we have to hear about this crap every day? How about we have a fun and funny show without dragging Fez's personal issues and problems into the mix.

[Dell]

Simon Fuller I think

google is convenient

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/2009/03/simon-fuller-and-simon-cowell.jpg

Simon Fuller (l) Simon Cowell (r)

[ANC]

google is convient

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/2009/03/simon-fuller-and-simon-cowell.jpg

Simon Fuller (l) Simon Cowell (r)


(written on Homer's arm)

Carl = Black
Lenny = White

[IMSlacker]

Sweet Caroline? Is Ron attacking Anthony?

[Edwin]

:lol::drunk:

POTD!!! :clap:

Sweet! First it was the fastest Beanie Cup, now a Page 3 POTD! Wooo!

[Dell]

c'mon fezzie... shake that rat tag

[Dave's Cackle]

Dave needs to quit drinking:

He'd lose:

Weight
That baggage from people showering him with pity for being a total drunken sot. Being a drunk at 22 might be acceptable. At 31-32, with two kids, it's irresponsible, immature, and pathetic.

He'd gain:

More money to spend on his kids and wife
Dignity
Respect
More energy

Nothing bad can come from being sober. Ron Bennington seems to have done quite well for himself and props to him for that.

[Edwin]

Something very bad comes from being sober: reality.

[epo]

Having a booking agency makes getting guests a simple process. Why go outside of that corporate process?

[ToiletCrusher]

Ron is pissed.

[drjoek]

on air Monthly Staff meeting in progress
:ohmy:

[TjM]

Having a booking agency makes getting guests a simple process. Why go outside of that corporate process?

No one said it was a bright idea

[Dave's Cackle]

Ron is reading the riot act...

[Edwin]

OK...that sounded like a rough out.

[TjM]

Dumb ass caller

[ralphbxny]

ESD put Ronnie B in a bad place!!

[Dell]

awkward.... :unsure:

[Heather 8]

Uncomfortable... :unsure:

[Friday]

well... that was fun!

:unsure:

[ANC]

Having a booking agency makes getting guests a simple process. Why go outside of that corporate process?

"So who's your booking agent?"

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Jon-Favreau-Swingers.jpg

[TjM]

:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

if i gave a shit about my career, i would have been gone a long time ago.

i actually stopped cold when i heard that. :unsure:

[Friday]

:unsure:

:unsure:

:unsure:

:unsure:

:lol:

[Heather 8]

And just so we're all on the same page:


:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

(huh, looks like they're watching tennis)

[ANC]

I missed it. Too busy googling jon favereau pictures for a sub-par post :wallbash:

[ToiletCrusher]

I missed it. Too busy googling jon favereau pictures for a sub-par post :wallbash:

Make a signature like I have and all your posts will be great!

[SmithFromMinnesota]

i actually stopped cold when i heard that. :unsure:

When this would get dropped on Earl, it make me uncomfortable, but maybe it was because I had heard it so many times, it didn't make me *that* uncomfortable.

Hearing it today makes me think: Dave = new Earl?

[TjM]

I missed it. Too busy googling jon favereau pictures for a sub-par post :wallbash:

I missed the first part but I think Dave tried to stab fez in the back and steal the book job by drunkenly giving Howie Mandel his debit card

[TjM]

When this would get dropped on Earl, it make me uncomfortable, but maybe it was because I had heard it so many times, it didn't make me *that* uncomfortable.

Hearing it today makes me think: Dave = new Earl?

I think Ron meant that toward Fez and Dave

[ANC]

I missed the first part but I think Dave tried to stab fez in the back and steal the book job by drunkenly giving Howie Mandel his debit card

he gave Howie Mandell Fez's debit card??? :unsure:

[sarsbusdriver]

Ron was doing his Russell Hammond "I'm better than the band and doing the band a favor by staying together" act.

[ralphbxny]

Uncomfortable... :unsure:

The Quote is always about you...St Heather of RF.Net

[ANC]

Make a signature like I have and all your posts will be great!

But with a sigpic like mine, I suggest low expectations...

[ToiletCrusher]

But with a sigpic like mine, I suggest low expectations...


Well sir, some people just have to be ditch diggers!

[Gvac]

About fucking time Ronnie laid down the law.

He must be exhausted from baby sitting 3 hours a day every day.

[Heather 8]

Anya from Buffy? AWESOME!

[drjoek]

About fucking time Ronnie laid down the law.

He must be exhausted from baby sitting 3 hours a day every day.

agreed

[drjoek]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/Emma_Caulfield_at_Tampa_Slayercon.jpg/398px-Emma_Caulfield_at_Tampa_Slayercon.jpg
Emma Caulfield

[EliSnow]

http://seabreezecity.com/Renee/Buffy/Images/anya4.jpg

[ralphbxny]

Cock doctor is a great board name!

[drjoek]

Sorry Ron BUT 1 in 6 men will get prostate cancer in their life time. We will all have cock problems doctors eventually

[KatPw]

Thats Herpes.

[PD]

Cock doctor is a great board name!

I think its a great idea for a new specialist.

[EliSnow]

My 3 1/2 year old daughter today told me that she has a vagina and boys don't have anything "there." I told her her statement wasn't true, but I didn't offer proof. She was very proud of herself.

[ANC]

Cock doctor is a great board name!

I voted Fez do a version of the B52's "Rock Lobster" as "Cock Doctor"

[ToiletCrusher]

Cock doctor is a great board name!

It's what drjoek's patients call him because cock is the instrument he uses as a tongue depressor.

[Misteriosa]

Sorry Ron BUT 1 in 6 men will get prostate cancer in their life time. We will all have cock problems doctors eventually

but isnt the prostate in the ass?

women have tons more problems than men. even something as simple as using the wrong type of soap or eating too much yogurt can mess a girl up.

[PD]

My 3 1/2 year old daughter today told me that she has a vagina and boys don't have anything "there." I told her her statement wasn't true, but I didn't offer proof. She was very proud of herself.

dont tell her she's wrong- show her a Ken doll as proof.

[EliSnow]

Sorry Ron BUT 1 in 6 men will get prostate cancer in their life time. We will all have cock problems doctors eventually

Plus add in those of us who get testicular cancer.

[~Katja~]

About fucking time Ronnie laid down the law.

He must be exhausted from baby sitting 3 hours a day every day.

it figures, they talk about riding cock and that is the day gvac joins the listening thread

[ToiletCrusher]

but isnt the prostate in the ass?

women have tons more problems than men. even something as simple as using the wrong type of soap or eating too much yogurt can mess a girl up.

That's why all the girls I have slept with didn't use soap or eat yogurt.

[PD]

but isnt the prostate in the ass?


it's not in the ass, but its the easiest way to check it.

[Edwin]

Man I worry about this shit constantly. Some of the random adventures of Edwin were not the safest.

[RhinoinMN]

MikeyD Cock Doctor call = ME

[drjoek]

but isnt the prostate in the ass?

women have tons more problems than men. even something as simple as using the wrong type of soap or eating too much yogurt can mess a girl up.

The Prostate is a gland that is part of the urigenital system
The exam is done rectally.

[ToiletCrusher]

MikeyD Cock Doctor call = ME

Isolate that audio.

[PD]

MikeyD Cock Doctor call = ME

Ryan!!

[Dell]

East Side is not making someone feel very good right now... there is a such thing as too much information budday!

[RhinoinMN]

Isolate that audio.

I tell the screeners every time that I am Rhino.

Ron puts me on as Ryan. He's on to me.

[Misteriosa]

The Prostate is a gland that is part of the urigenital system
The exam is done rectally.

and thats why im a history major.

but i still think women have more "genital" problems than men do

[ralphbxny]

but isnt the prostate in the ass?

QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PD;2233121]it's not in the ass, but its the easiest way to check it.

Stop with the Sexy talk! I cant stand up from my desk!

[Friday]

ha!
i told you ronnie has the swine flu!

[drjoek]

and thats why im a history major.

but i still think women have more "genital" problems than men do

Absolutely right, Much more probs for women

[wkj]

East Side is not making someone feel very good right now... there is a such thing as too much information budday!

What a piece of work.

[PD]

Ryan!!

I tell the screeners every time that I am Rhino.

Ron puts me on as Ryan. He's on to me.

so am I!

[drjoek]

dr joe k
:help:

[KatPw]

but isnt the prostate in the ass?

women have tons more problems than men. even something as simple as using the wrong type of soap or eating too much yogurt can mess a girl up.

Yeah, we get all the fun shit. Breast cancer, ovarian cancer, cysts, uterine cancer, endometriosis, prolapsed uterus (I wish I could unsee that textbook picture), ectopic pregnancies. And menopause, that looks like it will be a fun ride.

[EliSnow]

I have a doctorate and no one calls me "doctor."

[PD]

Yeah, we get all the fun shit. Breast cancer, ovarian cancer, cysts, uterine cancer, endometriosis, prolapsed uterus (I wish I could unsee that textbook picture), ectopic pregnancies. And menopause, that looks like it will be a fun ride.

we planned it that way from the beginning.

[wkj]

All the black women I work with call the other women in the office, Miss Patty, Miss Mary, etc. But they call the men by their first name.

[drjoek]

I have a doctorate and no one calls me "doctor."

juris doctorate isnt going to get you the Dr

[KatPw]

we planned it that way from the beginning.

I knew it!

[RhinoinMN]

I have a doctorate and no one calls me "doctor."

Well Hello, Dr.Bakkula?

[TjM]

Shouldn't he be running the AC for his pregnant wife?

[wkj]

I have a masters degree and nobody calls me Master...oh, guess I know why.

[epo]

Senator Spector is a symbol of the mess that the republicans have made.

[KatPw]

I vote for who I want to vote for. I've never been a party line person.

[Heather 8]

All the black women I work with call the other women in the office, Miss Patty, Miss Mary, etc. But they call the men by their first name.

When I was a kid, my mom would have me call our grown-up neighbor's by "Miss" or "Mr." plus their first name (Miss Cindy, Mr. Tom). Irritated them to no end.

[RhinoinMN]

Senator Spector is a symbol of the mess that the republicans have made.

Is it possible for him to do this to get in again, but not change his views.


I say this because of the whole Franken thing.

edit: what caller said.

Hence what is wrong with the whole bipartisanship in general

[Edwin]

Yeah somewhere along the line, Republicans got stereotyped pretty harshly.

I consider myself republican but I am an atheist and for abortion and gay marriage. Maybe voting just isn't for me.

[Hottub]

I have a doctorate and no one calls me "doctor."

When making resevations at a nice restaurant, use Dr. & Mrs. Snow.

[Dell]

juris doctorate isnt going to get you the Dr

in school everyone insisted on being called Dr if they had their PhD... at work hardly anyone uses their title (and a large percentage have PhD's)... never understood why anyone would use their title when introducing their self anyway

[EliSnow]

juris doctorate isnt going to get you the Dr

Exactly!

I do get the "Esquire" appellation, but only lawyers use that when writing letters to other lawyers.

[ralphbxny]

Dr Eli or Dr Snow!

[KatPw]

I have a masters degree and nobody calls me Master...oh, guess I know why.

Maybe you need a dungeon <A HREF="http://smiliesftw.com"><IMG SRC="http://smiliesftw.com/x/bondage.gif" border="0" ALT="SmiliesFTW.com"></A>

[wkj]

Senator Spector is a symbol of the mess that the republicans have made.

Sen Spector, is simply interested in keeping his job. The caller was right. :annoyed:

[epo]

This caller is sorta right....

Spector probably would have lost in a primary to Toomer.
Toomer would have lost a general election to an unnamed democrat.
Spector would've won a general election over an unnamed democrat.

Lets face facts....this is Spector's easiest road to re-election.

[RhinoinMN]

democrats suck cock?


I never knew that was part of their ticket.

[TjM]

Dumb fuck catches a ball off his helmet:furious:

[ANC]

in school everyone insisted on being called Dr if they had their PhD... at work hardly anyone uses their title (and a large percentage have PhD's)... never understood why anyone would use their title when introducing their self anyway

Nobody calls me bachelor...:down:

[RhinoinMN]

Is it possible for him to do this to get in again, but not change his views.


I say this because of the whole Franken thing.

edit: what caller said.

Hence what is wrong with the whole bipartisanship in general

This caller is sorta right....

Spector probably would have lost in a primary to Toomer.
Toomer would have lost a general election to an unnamed democrat.
Spector would've won a general election over an unnamed democrat.

Lets face facts....this is Spector's easiest road to re-election.

:bye:

[epo]

No place for moderates in the Democratic Party? Tell that to Evan Bayh's democratic coalition.

[wkj]

in school everyone insisted on being called Dr if they had their PhD... at work hardly anyone uses their title (and a large percentage have PhD's)... never understood why anyone would use their title when introducing their self anyway

With the exception of the education community, they insist on the "Doctor" title in all conversations.

[Heather 8]

democrats suck cock?


I never knew that was part of their ticket.


Yeah, I musta missed that memo. :innocent:

[RhinoinMN]

No place for moderates in the Democratic Party? Tell that to Evan Bayh's democratic coalition.

But what about the cocksucking that the other caller mentioned?

[Hottub]

This caller is sorta right....

Spector probably would have lost in a primary to Toomer.
Toomer would have lost a general election to an unnamed democrat.
Spector would've won a general election over an unnamed democrat.

Lets face facts....this is Spector's easiest road to re-election.

It's not a toomah!
http://www.thelibertypapers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kindergarten-cop-arnold-schwarzenegger-400.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Nobody calls me bachelor...:down:

Nobody calls me:glurps:

[Hottub]

I'd freak out.

[wkj]

This caller is sorta right....

Spector probably would have lost in a primary to Toomer.
Toomer would have lost a general election to an unnamed democrat.
Spector would've won a general election over an unnamed democrat.

Lets face facts....this is Spector's easiest road to re-election.

Yes, and the interesting thing is, not one month ago, he assured every one that he would not jump.

[RhinoinMN]

HAha

Dave, the voice of reason.

[Edwin]

If it works in 15 seconds, I am calling it OK to do.

[epo]

Ask Christopher Hitchens:

Believe me, its torture (http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/08/hitchens200808)

[KatPw]

If Dave doesn't think waterboarding is so bad why doesn't he undergo it? They can make it an event, the Big Ass Night of Waterboarding.

[TjM]

If Dave doesn't think waterboarding is so bad why doesn't he undergo it? They can make it an event, the Big Ass Night of Waterboarding.

Give it a few minutes he'll offer he'll also say if he can't last 20 seconds he'll get another awful tattoo

[ANC]

Waterboarding is perfectly safe, just watch what you wear around your neck...

http://www.thegregbradyproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/web-surfing-2.JPG

[SinA]

TAMPA!!!
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Ea_Eh/Eastbound_And_Down/crops/eastbound-down2.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Ask Christopher Hitchens:

Believe me, its torture (http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/08/hitchens200808)

The only problem that I have with that article is that it is in Vanity Fair.

[Dell]

Waterboarding is perfectly safe, just watch what you wear around your neck...

http://www.thegregbradyproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/web-surfing-2.JPG

:lol:

[epo]

The only problem that I have with that article is that it is in Vanity Fair.

My problem with it is that Hitchens is a complete douchebag. However, I'll give that douchebag some credit for doing that.

[ralphbxny]

If Dave doesn't think waterboarding is so bad why doesn't he undergo it? They can make it an event, the Big Ass Night of Waterboarding.

It could be the best idea of the show!

[Edwin]

Sounded like a lot of fun in that clip.

[ANC]

:lol:

I'm so glad somebody got it...

[RhinoinMN]

Waterboarding!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/n1241915610_328310_635.jpg?t=1241025245

[ToiletCrusher]

Making someone sit through an entire episode of any Tyler Perry tv show is torture.

Waterboarding is a vacation from that.

[KatPw]

When we torture, we cannot complain when our soldiers are captured and tortured. It makes us just like the enemy, viscous animals.

[Edwin]

I'm so glad somebody got it...

:lol:

I just did. Stupid small phone screen.

[PD]

With the exception of the education community, they insist on the "Doctor" title in all conversations.

Dr. William Cosby???

[RhinoinMN]

:lol:

I just did. Stupid small phone screen.

No, its because you suck.

[PD]

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/08/hitchens200808

this was posted in HUT.
interesting article on waterboarding.

[ANC]

Dr. William Cosby???

Ehem, it's Dr. Clifford Huxtable...show some respect will ya.

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/08/hitchens200808

this was posted in HUT.
interesting article on waterboarding.

A page late

[Dell]

I'm so glad somebody got it...

I'm old enough to remember the Brady Bunch...

[epo]

"New love" and "true love" are very different things.....

[EliSnow]

ESD says "true lust" exists. If "true love" is love which you can only have with one person, isn't "true lust" the feeling of lust you can have with only one person?

[drjoek]

ESD says "true lust" exists. If "true love" is love which you can only have with one person, isn't "true lust" the feeling of lust you can have with only one person?

I wonder what Casey would think of Daves definition!

[EliSnow]

Okay buddies, I'm on conference calls for the rest of the day. Please suggest tags for the rest of the show and I'll try to get them up.

[TjM]

ESD says "true lust" exists. If "true love" is love which you can only have with one person, isn't "true lust" the feeling of lust you can have with only one person?

Look he says allot of dumb shit. Trying to analyze his musings can only lead to an aneurysm

[epo]

Why is Fez of all people defining "love" for others?

[ralphbxny]

I love this Chick...I wish she would talk to my Girlfriend.

[ToiletCrusher]

Why is Fez of all people defining "love" for others?

Cause he's full of it and wants to let it all hang out.

[PD]

A page late

when you get old, the reflexes are the first to go.

[ralphbxny]

Okay buddies, I'm on conference calls for the rest of the day. Please suggest tags for the rest of the show and I'll try to get them up.

Later Doc!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

when you get old, the reflexes are the first to go.

and then the ability to get an erection?

[Friday]

i agree with this caller in that monogamy is more of a social value instead of a natural instinct.

[epo]

Only 1 true love? Ugh.

What a lame concept.

[EliSnow]

Look he says allot of dumb shit. Trying to analyze his musings can only lead to an aneurysm

I haven't hurt my head so far.

[TjM]

i agree with this caller in that monogamy is more of a social value instead of a natural instinct.

It is. I love my wife and would not cheat but it is human to see a good looking person of the opposite sex and defile them mentally

[TjM]

Only 1 true love? Ugh.

What a lame concept.

I think there are actually many people out there anyone could fall in love with just depends on who you meet first

[TjM]

I haven't hurt my head so far.

That's because you're a doctor

[epo]

Fez...that ain't love.

[MisterSmith]

Fez talking about True Love is like having a person that was blind from birth describing Colors.

[epo]

Fez has taste for shit? That explains the taste for 7 & 7's.

[Edwin]

No, its because you suck.

If you're lucky.

[PD]

Kite fighting!!

[epo]

Ricky Hatton would suck at any kind of fighting.

[ralphbxny]

Kite Fighting

[PD]

Kite fighting!!

Kite Fighting

jinx!

[ANC]

"Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?"

http://www.newmediamedicine.com/forum/customavatars/avatar23917_1.gif

[epo]

I wouldn't pay $20 to watch the Yankees.

[Hottub]

"Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?"

http://www.newmediamedicine.com/forum/customavatars/avatar23917_1.gif

He he he he.

:laugh:

[Edwin]

Sorry to all you NYY fans, but those seat prices are asinine. It's good to see them getting egg on their face.

[PD]

I wouldn't pay $20 to watch the Yankees.

what if they were at Miller Park?

[epo]

The correct answer is the Oakland Raiders.

damn it...same answer as Ronnie.

[Hottub]

I wouldn't pay $20 to watch the Yankees.

Me neither. I have the YES network.

[Edwin]

"Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?"

http://www.newmediamedicine.com/forum/customavatars/avatar23917_1.gif

:lol:

More like the love I have for ANC's Simpson's references.

[epo]

what if they were at Miller Park?

The last time they were here, I got free tix and we spit at Gary Sheffield.

[drjoek]

Can someone explain to me what would be the appeal of Playboy Radio?
The last thing I want is to experience listening to Playboy without seeing anything

[epo]

Tom Waits!

[SHWA25GUNNER]

just dismissed from my second jury summons to the 13th Judicial in Tampa in two years. just in time for R&F, the board, and later, Arsenal v ManU.

and a sub-par lunch at The Jerk Hut.

Ron whupped some ass in Hour 1?

[ToiletCrusher]

Sorry to all you NYY fans, but those seat prices are asinine. It's good to see them getting egg on their face.

Cutting the prices in half changes them from way way out of my price range to still way out of my price range.

[ANC]

Cutting the prices in half changes them from way way out of my price range to still way out of my price range.

What if we cut it in half, and double it?

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/crankyankers/v_images/crank_nilesstandish_V3.jpg

[EliSnow]

Can someone explain to me what would be the appeal of Playboy Radio?
The last thing I want is to experience listening to Playboy without seeing anything

It's a similar appeal that you may get from erotic phone chat or audio versions of erotica. It's hearing a female voice talk about her pussy, and how great cock is, and .....

excuse me, have to go the men's room.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

Can someone explain to me what would be the appeal of Playboy Radio?
The last thing I want is to experience listening to Playboy without seeing anything

interesting you should bring that up.

i listened in on way home from work the other day because I had heard O&A.

a sultry voiced woman was giving advice to an endless succession of age 50+ shut-ins and truckers from the upper Midwest and desolate areas of Canada, from the sounds of the accents.

One gentleman complained that he had been "shut-off" by his wife. He was 61 and she had not "given it up" for twenty years, since he had part of his lung removed due to disease. In the interim, he had also had TWO heart attacks, but could not understand why sex was off the menu.

The show host offered the following: "Honey, maybe she's afraid the sex would kill you, and she wants to keep you around."

Silence from the caller.

[ANC]

It's a similar appeal that you may get from erotic phone chat or audio versions of erotica. It's hearing a female voice talk about her pussy, and how great cock is, and .....

excuse me, have to go the men's room.

:lol:

[Dave's Cackle]

The "good financial management" part of being a Jew certainly isn't in Dave...

[ANC]

I'm with Fez... bouquet...(Bow-Quet)

[ralphbxny]

Dave is very comfortable with cutting Fez!!

[ANC]

Feinstein is Greek???? :lol:

[KatPw]

She's German, Scottish, and Greek.

[PD]

gina gershon
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/gina-gershon/pictures/gina-gershon-picture-1.jpg

hot jewess

[EliSnow]

The "good financial management" part of being a Jew certainly isn't in Dave...

Well since Dave isn't a Jew, that makes sense.

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.paulastewart.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/misc/photoshop/buffy/Caulfield_Emma.jpg

[ANC]

gina gershon


hot jewess

Fantastic on Rescue Me

[KingGeno]

Can this broad stress and overact the telling of this story any more? It's not suspenseful enough.

[drjoek]

It's a similar appeal that you may get from erotic phone chat or audio versions of erotica. It's hearing a female voice talk about her pussy, and how great cock is, and .....

excuse me, have to go the men's room.

But thats on 24/7?
I cant imagine it hold much appeal
I need the visual

[PD]

Fantastic on Rescue Me

and on Curb.

[KatPw]

I don't understand how shoving garlic cloves up your vagina helps with a bladder infection. They aren't exactly attached.

[ralphbxny]

This girl might be the best woman ever!!!

[drjoek]

Dave is very comfortable with cutting Fez!!

Its one of my peeves.
It used to be Ron was the only to pick on Fez
Now Dave feels entitled

[PD]

can't get enough gina.

http://www.tvpredictions.com/hotgershon.jpg

(ok, i didnt [img] it incase there is a nip slip i missed)

[RhinoinMN]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KOANLi2W44U/R90jb_GXtmI/AAAAAAAAH6g/6AgkWoN3dh0/s400/garlic+cloves.JPG

3 in the wooo haaa!


Nice.

[epo]

She sounds insane, which might make her perfect.

[EliSnow]

But thats on 24/7?
I cant imagine it hold much appeal
I need the visual

I've never heard it so I don't know.

And you better hope you never go blind.

[ANC]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KOANLi2W44U/R90jb_GXtmI/AAAAAAAAH6g/6AgkWoN3dh0/s400/garlic+cloves.JPG

3 in the wooo haaa!


Nice.

3 in the stink, 1 in the stink...?

[Hottub]

I don't understand how shoving garlic cloves up your vagina helps with a bladder infection. They aren't exactly attached.

Now I'm starving!

[Dell]

turns dave off to her but I bet ESD like what the guy did

[EliSnow]

Any tags I should add?

[aceofspades7]

who was that turkey baster chick?