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Slumbag
04-29-2009, 09:22 PM
Dude........I feel so much better about myself after looking at this site
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

I think the best situation is if there was an actual villian, and he started killing these moronic kids.

I should watch how I talk, because Indiana is home to MR. SILENT!!!!
http://myspace-895.vo.llnwd.net/00394/59/81/394381895_m.jpg
"I roam the streets of the city looking for those in distress or danger and I do my best to help them. If those in need of help are being mugged or hurt in anyway, then you can be assured that I will do something about it. One may ask, how I can call myself a superhero when I can't fly or run at mach 3. The answer is simple. I am idealistically super. I see what, in my opinion, needs changed in society and I work towards that goal. I can't say if I will ever fight an army of giant robots or a criminal master mind, I just don't know. What I do know, however, is that I will fight injustice in whatever form it takes."
:laugh: What a fucking jack off.

If you have some time, pick out your favorite. They're all hilarious.

razorboy
04-29-2009, 09:24 PM
Nerds.

jab
04-29-2009, 09:24 PM
omg this rules

jennysmurf
04-29-2009, 09:27 PM
This guy....

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/angle%20(2).jpg

Cause his penis is a real tool.

PapaBear
04-29-2009, 09:28 PM
I saw these guys on the news tonight. Their spokesperson sounded like that guy who used to be on MTV. The one who was Harvey Pekar's friend.

weekapaugjz
04-29-2009, 09:32 PM
that's fantastic. im gonna have to come up with a costume. i want to join the justice society of justice. im a big fan of justice.

i might need some help with a name. justice? mr. justice? dr. justice? just justice?

PapaBear
04-29-2009, 09:34 PM
They carry handcuffs, pepper spray, and tazers. And they do citizen's arrests where legal. It's gonna be interesting when the first one gets killed.

led37zep
04-29-2009, 09:34 PM
We need to get that picture of bearded Fez dressed up as the Riddler on that site.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/BeardedRiddler.jpg

weekapaugjz
04-29-2009, 09:35 PM
They carry handcuffs, pepper spray, and tazers. And they do citizen's arrests where legal. It's gonna be interesting when the first one gets killed.

i'm not gonna need any of that crap. i've got the justice punch.

Slumbag
04-29-2009, 09:35 PM
They carry handcuffs, pepper spray, and tazers. And they do citizen's arrests where legal. It's gonna be interesting when the first one gets killed.

That's a strange way to spell hilarious.

PapaBear
04-29-2009, 09:38 PM
That's a strange way to spell hilarious.
I was using restraint. I didn't want to come off as being insensitive. It's all about appearances.

jennysmurf
04-29-2009, 09:38 PM
We need to get that picture of bearded Fez dressed up as the Riddler on that site.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/BeardedRiddler.jpg

Yes we do!!!!:clap:

Slumbag
04-29-2009, 09:41 PM
We need to get that picture of bearded Fez dressed up as the Riddler on that site.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/BeardedRiddler.jpg

That would be hilarious. I think O&A said they were gonna put Erock on the site as Hoagie Boy.
I was using restraint. I didn't want to come off as being insensitive. It's all about appearances.
Normally, I would agree. But these kids have seen too many movies and are acting it out. If they die, were not gonna lose a cancer cure.
I hope one of them tries to do a Batman drop of a one story building, and just shatters there ankle.

PapaBear
04-29-2009, 09:41 PM
We need to get that picture of bearded Fez dressed up as the Riddler on that site.


Way to blow his secret identity, dude.:nono:

weekapaugjz
04-29-2009, 09:44 PM
I hope one of them tries to do a Batman drop of a one story building, and just shatters there ankle.

i don't know what you are talking about. these are superheroes, they don't have their bones broken, they break bones!

Coach
04-29-2009, 09:52 PM
Hahahahaha!There's a Rhinoman! I wonder!

Reynolds
04-30-2009, 12:45 AM
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/ml.jpg

He eradicates the handicapped?

jessicaduh
04-30-2009, 04:43 AM
I saw these guys on the news tonight. Their spokesperson sounded like that guy who used to be on MTV. The one who was Harvey Pekar's friend.

Toby Radliff.

Toby has Aspergers.

ADF
04-30-2009, 05:13 AM
Tothian's arch-nemesis is Osama Bin-Laden. I wonder what sort of diabolical plans Osama has to destroy Tothian? On the plus side, my car stereo remains unharmed so his patrols must be working.

Mullenax
04-30-2009, 07:23 AM
Dude........I feel so much better about myself after looking at this site
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

I think the best situation is if there was an actual villian, and he started killing these moronic kids.

I should watch how I talk, because Indiana is home to MR. SILENT!!!!
http://myspace-895.vo.llnwd.net/00394/59/81/394381895_m.jpg

:laugh: What a fucking jack off.

If you have some time, pick out your favorite. They're all hilarious.

Ugh, I didn't know even we had a dude. He must be busy helping all the people who got shot in the face and attacked by pitbulls lately.

ScottFromGA
04-30-2009, 07:50 AM
This guy....

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/angle%20(2).jpg

Cause his penis is a real tool.

this one made me laugh.

the rest just made me sad.

Coach
04-30-2009, 08:46 AM
Take a gander at the Frapper Map..I especially like Captain Invicta's quote.

hanso
05-02-2009, 06:36 PM
We need to get that picture of bearded Fez dressed up as the Riddler on that site.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/BeardedRiddler.jpg
Super Secret Man

DarkHippie
05-02-2009, 06:51 PM
Someone should put the Guardian Angels up there

Gotta say, the Black Monday Society looks kinda badass

Furtherman
05-06-2009, 09:05 AM
Citizen Evil Genius (http://io9.com/5241787/super-villain-attacks-cincinnatis-real-life-superhero-your-move-shadowhare)

When you build a real-life superhero team (http://io9.com/5232842/cincinnati-patrolled-by-real+life-superheroes-what-could-possibly-go-wrong), you're only asking for trouble from a real life supervillain. The "Consortium of Evil" has placed a bounty on Shadowhare's identity. And so it begins.

A nefarious team evil doer, who is located somewhere on the "The Dark Side," has posted a Craigslist ad (http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/wan/1155106789.html)with a $10 bounty on the identity of Shadowhare. I wish you luck in the name of all things evil, and for those of us scarred by the great stretch of heroic spandex from the Allegiance of Heroes.

NICE.

TripleSkeet
05-06-2009, 09:40 AM
This site rules. Oh the possibilities.

TripleSkeet
05-06-2009, 12:56 PM
Ya know what I just realized? I returned a cell phone once, I better register.

cougarjake13
05-06-2009, 03:18 PM
wow


just wow

Furtherman
06-02-2009, 09:52 AM
Spiderman defeated by Pigeonwoman!

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