Worst Commercials

[Haitian Bread Pizza]

Which commercials do you hate the most on Wnew or on t.v. and radio in general. I have alot. But I think on wnew, the Sears aluminum siding one takes the cake. The play it every commercial break during love line and Don and mike replays and all over the weekend. The second worst on wnew is the one where the couples are talking about Durex extra sensitive. I just cringe. Whats yours?

The rats and children follow me out of their homes. The rats and children follow me out of town. Come on kids.

[Fallon]

I hate the god damn Dell computer commercials with that punkass bitch kid.

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[GvacNoMore]

Amen, Fallon! That stupid "stoner" act is so pathetic, and I just wanna punch that kid in the face!

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Thanks, Rooster!

[Zipgun]

Ahh, I've been waiting for this thread.

That Sears vinyl siding commercial has been around since R&F came on the air in NY. Back in the dotcom days, in the chatroom, everyone would just start typing the lines to it verbatim because it was engrained in our minds. One of these days I'm gonna call them just to ask for Bill Wray's license, since it's available upon request. But I'd have to say the most annoying commercial, is that Toyota one where there's like 3 different styles of jingle music in the background that don't really blend together well. That stupid fucking sliding bass note thing drives me nuts! AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!



Ok, I'm better now.


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[FezNotRon]

There is one commercial which causes me to bury my head in the pillow...it's a car advertisment...

The ZOOM-ZOOM commercial. As cars drive around, there's this dumb ass song that goes something like "Zoom zoom zoom, yeah, zoom zoom zoom zoom."

But then...and this is the worst part...some annoying little kid whispers..."Zoom zoom." I HATE that kid...I keep hoping one of those damn cars will hit his Zoom Zoom ass, but it never does.

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[Havenostaples]

I cant stand the informercial with the guy who wears the question mark jacket. Also the one with the twin midgets who are trying to sell real estate.

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[IkeaBoy]

just listen to WNEW. At least they stopped the "buy Tyson Chicken or you hate your family" commercial." I hate the "Arcadia truce" commercial and any Olympics commercial really. And though I have nothing against gay people, the "oopsy, dropped my towel" line from the Queer as Folk commercial is irritating.

And the Riddler and the midgets are two of the best commercials ever.

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[impactplayer2k1]

The olympics commerical saying to stop the fighting sucks ass. Don't tell us, tell the afgans to give up and kneel before zod, i mean, america

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[wilee]

"If I had a million dollars..." The song's not too bad, but constantly hearing that is like Chinese Water Torture!

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[42nd-delay]

I just heard the Mafia Mob commercial - it isn't on very often, but damn is it bad! Do you think they could mention "mafiamob.com" in the commercial any more times?!

Apparently O&A don't like the commercial either since they cut it off right in the middle.

That commercial for the ski slope they have on WNEW is pretty irritating also.

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[IkeaBoy]

The Million Dollar commercial is not just bad on radio but they also show it on television and yo have to wonder who decided "Ok, let's get average to ugly looking people who can't sing sing a song, muddle the words together so you don't what's going on in the middle AND put it on Radio and television--this has to work". As Adam Sandler once said "who are the advertising wizards who came up with this one."

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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[Captain Rooster]

any sports guys commercials...kill me ....kill me.....kill me.....kill me

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[sketchy]

"oxy clean" call now and we'll upgrade your two and a half lbs. bucket to this whopping 6 lbs. tub.

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[Mxyzptlk]

This is an easy one.. There was one commercial that I really hated during the holiday season. It was the Lexus commercial where everyone was buying a Lexus for a surprise x-mas present.

The surprise that put the icing on the cake:

"Honey, we bought you a new cd player". The kitchen curtain opens up and there is a new Lexus in the driveway for their teenage daughter. Fucking spoiled twat. I would like to bend her over the kitchen table and give her a present of my own...



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[Mxyzptlk]

crap... double post...

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[Tazz1376]

I have to agree with the Sears Vinyl Siding Commercial. Its on all the time. Recently, I'm getting pretty sick of the Queer As Folk commercial.

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Thanks Rooster

[Sheeplovr]

CLICK ON SITONE . COM CLICK ON CITONE . COM

I always hated that one

and the food emporiume comercial they all you to play it got stuck in ym head for so long

I Miss the psa comercials that use to pay all night

and im glad they still play the Songs about desinated drivers i love those songs

If your going to do some cerlibrateing

and im your vehicle baby im your desinated driver DA DA DADADA DAAAAA

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[furie]

worse WNEW:
O-TO-GO

TV: 1800-call-att
dial down the center my ass, what about the 1?!?



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[Angelo from da Bronx]

Good calls w/:

*The Dell comp. commercials

*That Lexus ad where the parents buy their teenage daughter a new Lexus.

*click on sitone.com, click on sitone.com....

-I also can't stand all those sex pills commercials you hear on the radio. I don't really care if theres old guys out there that can't get it up anymore.

[fatty]

no one usually comments on my posts but please god tell me someone hates that Mitsubishi guy. the guy who sound like ferrell and he's real obnoxious and thinks he's the best and now they have him doing greyhound commericals too? get in the coffin die! i hate that FUCK!!!!! i've been waiting to get that our for awhile

it's true,
it's damn true!

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[Zipgun]

please god tell me someone hates that Mitsubishi guy


I like that guy actually.

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[sketchy]

jingle for goldfish

"oh look the pretzels winning"

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[Tazz]

jingle for goldfish "oh look the pretzels winning"

Comic Book Guy Voice "Best jingle ever" Comic Book Guy Voice

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Thanks Rooster

[IkeaBoy]

here's another one I really dislike. "Courage, what is courage. here is courage. write down why you love your children. keep this list close to you at all times. mention to your children why you love them everyday. and listen to Courage on WNEW on Sundays. "

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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[IkeaBoy]

here's another freakin' commercial i freakin' hate, I can't describe it in any other way but "pro herpes commercials"

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[sunndoggy8]

"I'm your vehicle baby...I'm your designated, driveerr..."



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[furie]

I don't mind Doug Flutie(?) of the Bills doing a 10-10-220 commercial, but not Alf damn it! I mean why not just have Optimus Prime sell tampons while they're at it.



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[CovDiesel]

ANYTHING with Carrot Top in it.. how the hell does THAT GUY get famous and is actually still working?

There must be a Satan... cause he definately owns carrot Top's soul.

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[OL Dirty Jr]

On wnew i absolutley hate the vinyl siding commerical simply because of the music in the backround...such crap

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[The Game]

What I hate is all of the "Lugz" commercials. I just can't seeing or hearing while I'm watching my Raw or Smackdown.
As much as I like the WWF, they sure do pick the crappiest sponsors to sponsor them.

Honorable mention goes to all Stacker 2 commercials, they STINK!

Stand Back!!! There's a Hurricane coming!!!

[FUNKMAN]

What they would say in the Budwieser commercial: "know when to say when" I keep thinking they should say "stop" instead of "when"...
It's like George Thorogood's line in one of his song's "when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself" I say to myself, is there much choice?

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[Koose]

That designated driver song was so bad at first but all of a sudden i started to really appreciate it. The designated driver is right for every season.

[zathrus]

Any commercial with
Brittany Spears.


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