A 1st! Ask a Drunken Board Character Thread!

[BoxyBrown]

Awww yea baby. We've seen the numerous "Ask me a questino whilst drunk" threads. They is played out, BELIEVE IT!

This is the dawn of a new age my people. Ask me questions and I will answer as a board character.

This is gonna be off da chain!

[Drunky McBetidont]

how can i get funky?

[Slumbag]

Aren't you just a box?

[BoxyBrown]

how can i get funky?

Awwww my man, Funky ain't just somethin' ya learn in a night or even a month. It's somethin' a gotta live for YEARS to achieve! But I will do my best to instruct the funkless.

Get yousef some clothes that speak the language of FUNK. Stuff with big lapels and fur linings. Then you gotta start litening to Funky music. It speaks to the soul

Lastly, get yourself a funky lady and treat her right.

Do these things in my name, and you will know Da Funk!

[BoxyBrown]

Aren't you just a box?

Take that trash to the curb succa!

[BoxyBrown]

Come on now babies, the Jameson is hittin Boxy hard! Don't make him beg, you only have a short time with him before he passes the fuck out! He's done A LOT of bottle shots!

Even a man of his stature can't last too long with half a fuckin' bottle in him.

[weekapaugjz]

Should I do a shot of jaeger right now?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Awwww my man, Funky ain't just somethin' ya learn in a night or even a month. It's somethin' a gotta live for YEARS to achieve! But I will do my best to instruct the funkless.

Get yousef some clothes that speak the language of FUNK. Stuff with big lapels and fur linings. Then you gotta start litening to Funky music. It speaks to the soul

Lastly, get yourself a funky lady and treat her right.

Do these things in my name, and you will know Da Funk!

does the weed factor in here? can i listen to some parliment funkadelic to get my groove on?

[Drunky McBetidont]

Should I do a shot of jaeger right now?

no

[BoxyBrown]

Should I do a shot of jaeger right now?

No.


















You should to SEVERAL shots! BOXY BROWN!

[BoxyBrown]

does the weed factor in here? can i listen to some parliment funkadelic to get my groove on?

Awww man, if you have ta ASK where weed and Parliment factor in here, you ain't even ready to embrace the FUNK!

[weekapaugjz]

No.


















You should to SEVERAL shots! BOXY BROWN!

I like your attitude. #1 coming up.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Awww man, if you have ta ASK where weed and Parliment factor in here, you ain't even ready to embrace the FUNK!

i am what i am, i am a newbie so to speak

[BoxyBrown]

I like your attitude. #1 coming up.

You got some catchin' up to do with Boxy, but I send a shout out to ya my man. Drink up and forget.

[BoxyBrown]

i am what i am, i am a newbie so to speak

It's all good my man, I was a little harsh before. Just twist one up, git yo lady on board, put something that George Clinton made on the turn table and let the magic happen.

[Drunky McBetidont]

It's all good my man, I was a little harsh before. Just twist one up, git yo lady on board, put something that George Clinton made on the turn table and let the magic happen.

i will go to chat room when i twist one. my wife is asleep already. she gets up at 5. i get up around 6:45 and i learned that 4 hours is enough for an adult

[weekapaugjz]

You got some catchin' up to do with Boxy, but I send a shout out to ya my man. Drink up and forget.

I was already at the bar for awhile tonight and am drinking some labatts at home now. I'm doing alright. What's boxy's drink for the evening?

[weekapaugjz]

i will go to chat room when i twist one. my wife is asleep already. she gets up at 5. i get up around 6:45 and i learned that 4 hours is enough for an adult

I wish I had something to twist one up with. I'm jealous.

[BoxyBrown]

I was already at the bar for awhile tonight and am drinking some labatts at home now. I'm doing alright. What's boxy's drink for the evening?

Boxy drink what he always drinks:

Jameson!

[weekapaugjz]

Boxy drink what he always drinks:

Jameson!

A box of good tastes. I'd kill for a bottle of jameson right now.

#2 down the hatch!

[weekapaugjz]

Did boxy pass out?

[Slumbag]

Did boxy pass out?

Probably?
Can we get a Jaeger shot count, anyways.

[weekapaugjz]

Uh, sure. #4 on the way.

[weekapaugjz]

#6 just went down.

[razorboy]

Aren't you just a box?




And should I do a shot of Jaeger right now?

[weekapaugjz]

Aren't you just a box?




And should I do a shot of Jaeger right now?

YES! Join the club. :drunk:

[Fallon]

Dear Boxy,

Are you into self mutilation?

http://i42.tinypic.com/309rp85.jpg

I'll log out and listen to your answer.

-Fallon

[jessicaduh]

jaeger is fucking nasty.

[Contra]

Yummy jaegar! I had two shots of that last night.

[jessicaduh]

i can't do shots. i'm a disaster. i can drink anything else for days, but give me one shot, and i'm a clumsy destructive fucking retard.

[Contra]

Sounds like fun

[Slumbag]

I'm not a board character.

But I am working, getting paid, and drunk as fuck.

Thanks JZ, I had to get Jaeger earlier, and I blame you.